Tits, ass or face? With Karina Hart, you don't have to choose. But in this week's poll, you do.
This week’s poll asks you to tell us what’s most important to you: a girl’s tits, her ass or her face. I would’ve included legs and pussy, too, but we didn’t have room for hundreds of combinations. And, yeah, we know, you want it all. But what if you had to choose?
Last week’s poll asked, “What size should the guy’s cock be in a XXX scene?” Twenty-one percent said he should have a super-sized cock; 18% said he should have a big cock; 9% said he should have an average cock. And the majority, 51%, said, “Why the hell would I care about a guy’s cock?” Okay, I’ll tell you why: the stretch effect. A girl’s pussy looks hot when it’s stretched around a big cock. And when a girl is doing her best to jam a lot of cock into her mouth, that’s hot, too. I guarantee that if every porn stud had a five-inch cock, you guys wouldn’t be happy about it. Why do you think guys like John Holmes, Ron Jeremy and Diesel became famous? Because of their personalities? No! And tell me the name of the famous little-dicked porn star. Can’t do it, can you? Case closed.
Save Morgan Leigh from elimination. Vote for someone else!
It’s not hard to detect that trend in the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND. You guys are picking off the mega-busted, slim ‘n’stacked girls one by one, and I’ll let you in on a shocking little secret: Morgan Leigh, SCORE‘s 2006 Newcomer of the Year, barely escaped elimination at No. 97. This is a girl I have in my top three, but apparently, some people don’t even have her in their top 95.
Judging from the current trend, any girl who isn’t 100% natural is in danger of being voted off much earlier than you might suspected (with the exception of Crystal Gunns, who has received a total of three votes over the last three days and is in line to win the whole thing). And that means you, too, Annina, Cindy Cupps, Vixen LaMoore, Denise Derringer, Daphne Rosen, Rukhsana…yipes, what the hell is going on here? The boob world has obviously gone topsy-turvy since the slim ‘n’ stacked 1990s.
I’ve been analyzing the voting, and from what I’ve seen, the girl who finishes second in the voting is not necessarily the girl who’s going to be voted off the next day…unless she’s an augmented girl. For example: Danielle Derek was third in the voting for No. 99, but she was second among the augmented girls. She got voted off at 98. In the voting for No. 98, Jade Feng was third overall, but she was second among the augmented girls and the next to go.
No. 2 among the slim-n-stacked girls yesterday: Morgan Leigh. Uh-oh.
Dream Girl Fact #1: Michelle knows everything there is to know about cars. In fact, she rebuilds classic cars.
I will admit it…I have a soft spot in my heart for geeks and nerds. I find them fascinating. You see, to me, brains are uber-sexy. Now don’t get me wrong, I like a big pair of boobs just like the next boob-lover, but there is something about a girl who is kinda geeky that really revs my engine. It’s what makes me lust for Bailey Santanna (She is a sci-fi geek!) and what makes me lust after one of my favorite V-Mag debuts, Michelle May. She is my dream girl of the moment. (Sorry, I have to be fickle. You guys see all the boobs that come my way! What else can I do but fall in love with a new lady practically every week?)
When I met, and subsequently interviewed, Michelle for the Nov. ’09 issue of V-Mag, she wowed me with her love of cars and sports. Not only does she love classic cars, but she also rebuilds them. And she and I had a long and lengthy conversation about football. She loves the Chargers, FYI. We talked defense and her take on what they would do his season. She was very knowledgeable about sports. (My kind of woman, hubba, hubba…) And then she blew me away with her love of books and because she is a history buff. I mean, she was smart. Not just your average smart. She was SUPER-SMART. Almost intimidatingly so. (I said almost because I, too, am smart, so my brains and her brains kind of fused during our convo. lol)
Dream Girl Fact #2: Michelle loves football. She is not one of the girls who watches and cheers when you cheer. She can TALK football. Impressive.
The combo of her huge rack (it is phenomenal) and her pretty face (she looks like the girl-next-door) paired with her huge brains made her damn sexy. Not only was she great to look at, but she was great to talk to, too. And she comes from a long-line of big titters, too. She told me her mom was a topless model, too. (And then I asked her if she would pose with her mom, a’ la Kelly Kay and her mom (Nov. ’05 V-Mag), but she said no. Hey, I tried!
Dream Girl Fact #3: Michelle likes to masturbate in traffic. Yeah, in TRAFFIC! Can you imagine being stuck in rush hour and looking over and catching this hottie moaning next to you? I'd crash.
You can catch this hottie in The November 2009 issue of V-Mag (on sale now) and read all about her early years in California and what makes her get off the best.
Enjoy her, boys! I, for one, can’t wait until she comes back to our studios.
This weekend on SCORELAND in a 23-minute video, officer Angelina Verdi arrests a perv choking the chicken over Voluptuous magazine. After checking to make sure that the perp is not a politician or a celebrity actor subject to instant immunity from prosecution, she offers the perp several options. The last option is personal rehabilitation administered by Officer Angelina.
“Perverts like you shouldn’t be jacking off in a corner,” says the busty cop. “They should be fucking big-titted sluts like me.” Officer Angelina’s concept of hard time is different than most. With tits like she has, the words slammer and busted also take on new meaning. It’s Angelina’s first time on SCORELAND, and she acquitted herself beautifully for a rookie. Everyone’s fighting over who gets to pin the medal on her for keeping high jackers off the streets.
This is Cynthia Flowers. She’s Hungarian. She’s new. She doesn’t speak a word of English, but she sure can fuck. We shot her in Prague.
“When she showed up at our location, it was like she was selling her ass, she was dressed so slutty,” Jose, our photographer, reported. “The cab driver was hitting on her, trying to pick her up. The second I saw her, I thought, ‘This girl must really love to fuck.'”
She does, and you can see her doing it today at SCORELAND on the final day of our “Boob Quest” special.
By the way, voting continues at SCORELAND in the “Best of the Decade.” Today, we’re voting on who’s the 99th-best newcomer of the decade. Ginormous-boobed Keisha Evans came in at No. 100. I didn’t vote for her. The girl I voted for at 100 I voted for again at 99. I took a look at the voting figures from from Day 1, and Crystal Gunns and Karina Hart got a vote each. I’m going to assume that the person who voted for them didn’t understand how the voting works. Although maybe I’m wrong. If you’re out there in Blog Land, show yourself!
I love it when I walk into the studio and I hear my favorite words:
“Maria, there is a new V-Mag model in here today.”
Every time I hear those words, it’s like Christmas! Why? Because I know that a.) I’m gonna get to see boobs I’ve never seen before! (YAY!) and b.) You are going to get to see boobs that you have never seen before. (Double YAY!)
Well, this was one of those new tits days!
This fresh pair of tits belongs to the lovely and stacked Anna Kay, a super-hottie from Indiana. Not only is Anna a cutie, but she is also a sweetie. After a long day of filming XXX video (Her first time doing boy/girl, just FYI…), Anna took the time to let us get to know her a bit and to show us her rack! (Her tits are AMAZING!)
You can see more of Anna in the upcoming Holiday ’09 issue of V-Mag (With a very-revealing interview, too!), but until then, check her out here compliments of me, your fellow boob-lovin’ editor.
How great are the girls of SCORELAND? So great that this very nice pair belongs to the girl who I thought was the 100th best newcomer of the decade.
Voting in the “Best of the Decade” top 100 models contest opened at midnight last night in the members area of SCORELAND. For the next 99 days, we’ll be counting down from No. 100 to No. 1. Who will be voted the 100th best SCORE/Voluptuous newcomer of the decade? I wish I knew.
Just to clear a few things up before you head over to the voting booth:
1. The contest is restricted to models who made their debuts in SCORE and/or Voluptuous between the January 2000 issue and the Holiday 2009 issue. That’s why no Linsey, no Lorna, no Wendy Whoppers, all of whom were models of the ’90s.
2. Each day’s voting period lasts 24 hours, opening at midnight and closing at midnight the next day.
3. You may vote once each day, every day. Once you vote during a particular voting period, you may not vote again that day.
4. An example: Today, we’re picking the 100th best model of the decade. You’ll vote for the model you think is 100th best out of the 100 girls in the competition. So, on the day we’re deciding No. 74, don’t vote for the girl who you think is No. 1! Vote for the girl you think is No. 74.
5. Each day at 12:01 a.m., we’ll announce the previous day’s result in the “Best of the Decade” matrix on SCORELAND.
Any questions? Ask! By the way, being 100th is something to be proud of, considering that nearly 800 models made their debuts during this decade.
I voted. I know who I want for Nos. 1, 2 and 3, too. I’m just not telling. By the way, I don’t think my picks will win.–Dave
So, a few weeks ago we had Bailey Santanna in the house, and she was blogging and in our studios working on a new feature film with Samantha 38G and Renee Ross. (And you all know Renee and Sam each signed some mags for our recent giveaway.) Well, in what I can only describe as a power move, I managed to grab Bailey right as she was getting ready to leave our facilities and asked her to sign MY COPY of the Sept. ’09 issue of V-Mag (with Bailey on the cover) so I could give it away on the blog. (Because that’s what I do. I go in there and I get you guys goodies. It’s what I’m about. lol) So, if you would like to get your hands on this Sept. ’09 issue of V-Mag, autographed by cover girl Bailey, all you have to do is shoot me an email at blog@Scoregroup.com with the words BAILEY SANTANNA GIVEAWAY in the subject line. Be sure to include your name, mailing address and date of birth. I will be choosing a winner at random and then I will send you your autographed copy of V-Mag. The deadline for all entries is Oct. 7, 2009. I’ll contact the winner via email. Good luck to all of our blog readers!
Somewhere in the mid-western states of America, a huge-boobed girl is toiling behind the counter of a store or working in a chicken factory for minimum wage. Somewhere in Idaho, Iowa or Missouri, a large-chested coed is struggling with college tuition bills. Somewhere, a midwestern housewife wonders what it would be like to be on the cover of a men’s magazine in stores around the world (except where the women wear burkhas.)
SCORE is here to help one of them. But time is running out. Our “Biggest Breasts In The Midwest” contest is wrapping up September 30, 2009.
For complete information and all details, just click on the photo! Maybe you…yes, you at home!…can do your part to make this world a better, bustier place to live in. Know a girl who might qualify? We’re talking big bucks here!
The story behind “Boob Quest,” this week’s super-special at SCORELAND, is that we originally planned to go to Toronto, Canada for two days and shoot Taylor Steele. But one thing happened after another, and when all was said and done, a two-day/one-girl trip turned into nine days/four girls. When you see this video of Arianna Sinn, you’ll understand why we had our studio staff hop on a plane and get to Prague as quickly as possible.
For the record, Arianna is just a shade over five-feet tall, weighs 118 pounds, measures 41-26-34 and has G-cup tits. She’s from Bucharest, Romania. And she’s debuting on SCORELAND today. We think we’ve found a star.