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What is it about this photo?

October 26, 2009 by Dave 6 Comments

Cassandra from the September ’02 issue of SCORE.

Cassandra from the September ’02 issue of SCORE.

Said Lee, one of the stunt cocks who watered down Cassandra, “She bloody took everything we could do to her and came back for more without blinking an eye. Tony and I were totally knackered by the time Cassandra finished us off. She’s two women in one body.”

Your lewdest and crudest comments are welcome. Or, perhaps, a love sonnet.

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Legendary Lady…SaRenna Lee

October 25, 2009 by Maria 8 Comments
Sarenna is everything that was right with the big-boobed 90's.

Sarenna is everything that was right with the big-boobed 90's.

When I first took to the blog to talk to talk tits to all of you boob men out there, I told all of you about my first days here at SCORELAND and then I professed my love for the legendary Tawny Peaks. Well, I am back to talk to you about another legend who really floats my boat. A woman who is so drop-dead gorgeous that she would make my balls ache…if I had any. lol

My favorite SaRenna girl-girl shoot was with the always sexy Danni Ashe.

My favorite SaRenna girl-girl shoot was with the always sexy Danni Ashe.

SaRenna is built for speed, not comfort!

SaRenna is built for speed, not comfort!

The subject of this blog is going to be none other than SaRenna Lee, who in my opinion, is one of the top five greats of all time. With her blonde bombshell looks and her prominent and huge boobs, who wouldn’t be in love with Ms. Lee?

I could spend hours upon hours checking out her pics in SCORELAND, they are that good. Some of my faves include her girl-girl with the amazing Danni she and of course, her layout where she dressed up like Marilyn Monroe. (And even though I love Marilyn, she just didn’t have SaRenna’s tit power, ya know what I mean?)

Something about this photo makes me proud to be an American.

Something about this photo makes me proud to be an American.

My only regret is that I never went on a Boob Cruise with SaRenna. I am sure that we would have been breast friends! Alas, I can still gaze lovingly at her photos and revel in the splendor of her perfect slim-and-stacked body.

And although she never went on to do any hardcore, I actually don’t mind. SaRenna is one of those dynamite sex kittens who didn’t have to do hardcore for me to be into her. (Kerry Marie and Janet Jade fall

SaRenna wasn't just tits, either. Her legs and ass were sweet perfection, too!

SaRenna wasn't just tits, either. Her legs and ass were sweet perfection, too!

into this category.) SaRenna was that perfect. I was satisfied to just be allowed to gaze upon her glorious tits. She is, to me, the ultimate Barbie and I only wish that one day, in some faraway place, I will bump into SaRenna and she and I can sit down and chat. (Of course, I will be staring at her tits, but hey, I am only human. lol)

For now, enjoy these shots of the great SaRenna Lee. Ladies this perfect only come around once in a lifetime.

xoxo,

Maria

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Lily Valentine: couch tomato

October 24, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments
See Lily Valentine on Scoreland October 25, '09!

See Lily Valentine on SCORELAND October 25th!

This Sunday, October 25, SCORE Theater presents Lily Valentine in a horny video called Sleeping Beauty. In a snowbound chalet, Lily stretches out on the couch, giving her bonking buddy an opportunity to play on erotic little game. We shot this in everyone’s favorite style, P.O.V.

SCORELAND‘s the only place to see Lily Valentine. We’ve got a total of eight solo and XXX pictorials and with Sunday’s video, a total of three hardcore XXX videos, plus a video interview with Lily.

Since Lily speaks only French, an interpreter sits in to translate. How many websites bother to do that? Just listening to this busty babydoll speak French in her sex-kitten voice is a horny experience in itself!

This weekend’s birthdays: Tina Cheri (October 23) and Maxi Mounds (October 25). Happy birthday, babes!

Happy Birthday, Tina Cheri

Happy Birthday, Tina Cheri

Happy Birthday, Maxi Mounds.

Happy Birthday, Maxi Mounds.

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A beer a day

October 23, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments

A Czech doctor is advising men to drink beer every day to keep their sex lives active. Dr. Pavel Zemek of the Czech Centre for Gerontology says, “If men drink two beers a day, they can stave off impotence.” Dr Zemek says his research shows beer can have a powerful effect in stopping the arteries from becoming blocked. He told the Slovak daily newspaper Narodna Obroda, “On the basis of clinical tests, we can say moderate amounts of beer lessens arterial sclerosis, one of the causes of erectile dysfunction.”

A beer a day is good says a doctor.

A beer a day is good says a doctor.

Spilling it on your lap is healthy too if Brandy Dean is at hand.

Spilling it on your lap is healthy too if Brandy Dean is at hand.

But the doc is no shill for local beer brands such as Pilsener Urquell, and he warns against excessive drinking. “Drink too much beer in one go and the positive effects are negated.” But if served by a beermaid like Brandy Dean, even spilled beer can be healthy. Oktoberfest, anybody?

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Natalie Fiore is back and only at SCORE

October 22, 2009 by Elliot James 9 Comments
Natalie Fiore 2007

Natalie Fiore 2007

Natalie Fiore 2009

Natalie Fiore 2009

Natalie Fiore’s new photos from October ’09 Voluptuous hit SCORELAND tomorrow, October 23. It’s not just the photos that are new. It’s a newer Natalie, too. You see, she’s gained some boobage since her last appearance! That’s news to get very excited about in our neighborhood. More boobage is good boobage, and on Natalie, it looks farkin’ unbelievable! Check out these photos and the video clip. Lots of studios have been after this French cupcake since she debuted in 2007, but she only models for SCORELAND.

And today, October 22, is Lisa Lipps’ birthday. Happy BD, Lisa!

Happy Birthday, Lisa Lipps!

Happy Birthday, Lisa Lipps!

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Oil makes everything better

October 21, 2009 by Maria 6 Comments
Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!

Kerry Marie is spectacular. Kerry Marie covered in oil? Jack-tacular!

Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.

Terry Nova is ready to wrap her oiled orbs on your cock.

Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!

Jezhabelle looks like she enjoys a good greasin'!

Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.

Carmen Hayes is like a little, greasy pretzel from Big-Tit Heaven.

Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!

Oh, Annie Swanson, pour some sugar on me!

Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, anyday.

Angela White could slide her perkies all over me, any day.

Let’s make something very clear: Tits are wonderful, wonderful things.

Now I want to make this statement: OIL MAKES TITS BETTER.

It is absolutely, 100 percent true. You can be staring at the most-marvelous boobies in the whole entire universe and they are good, but, add some oil all over those orbs and WHAMMO! they get much better. It’s something about the greasiness that just elevates them to the next level. It’s the shiny, slick wonder of them that makes you want to run your hands over their lubricated surface.

And now that we are on the subject, how great do oily tits feel, eh? Marvelous! I could rub on a pair of slippery tits all day. Oil is, like, synonymous with horny, good times. I would love to high-five every model who ever greased up for boob play. I mean, think about it. Think about a room full of naked chicks…pretty hot, right? Now imagine them covered in oil and just slippin’ and slidin’ all over the place.

(Seriously, this is the reason why the our dick-flick, B.L.O.W., Busty Ladies of Oil Wrestling, starring Cherry Brady, Angela White, Brandy Talore and Annie Swanson is one of my all-time faves. It’s greasy goodness and rough play, and there are four busty ladies wrestling. How can that combo NOT rock your jock? You can get a copy at the eBoobstore, and you SHOULD get a copy. )

For now, please peruse some of my oily favorites in all of their slick lustrous bustiness.

Enjoy!

xoxo

Maria

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She’ll mop the floor with ya!

October 20, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Don't mess wif THE GUNNS, bucko.

Don't mess wif THE GUNNS, bucko.

Happy birthday, Dusty.

Happy birthday, Dusty.

The pictorial posting today on SCORELAND is Crystal Gunns’ strangest photo shoot, in my opinion. We’ve done some unusual themes with Crystal, but this one, a fetish-costumed woman in a wire cage in a warehouse with cash whipped up by the wind, is pretty odd. When I first saw it, I thought it was one of those “keep as many dollars as you can grab” deals like they have in those glass booths on game shows.

Tell ya something, Crystal could be a hot female oil wrestler.

And today is Busty Dusty’s birthday. Here’s to her!

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“Excuse me, ma’am, but can I feel your tits?

October 19, 2009 by Dave 1 Comment
"You want to feel my tits? For free?"

"You want to feel my tits? For free?"

This week’s poll asks if you’ve ever walked up to a woman you didn’t know and asked her if you could feel her tits. I don’t care if you were drunk or completely lucid when you popped the question, I just want to know. By the way, hookers and strippers don’t count!

Last week’s poll asked for your feelings about photos and videos of busty, pregnant women. The most popular answer at 45% was “I don’t like them,” but 32% of respondents said they loved them and 18% said they liked them, which means those in favor of seeing busty, pregnant women outnumbered those not in favor by 50% to 45%. Only 5% said, “I don’t care as long as I knocked her up.”

Now for some notes from the weekend.

1. The “Best of the Decade” contest had its first tie on Saturday. Sarah Mercury and Brandy Dean finished with an identical number of votes. Brandy ended up at No. 77 because our computer is programmed to eliminate the model who reaches the losing vote total first. But Sarah lasted only one more day and ended up at No. 76. Congratulations to both ladies. Brandy is one of the horniest on-camera fuckers I’ve ever seen (she loves black cock). As I’ve mentioned, Sarah was a huge favorite among V-Men during the early years of this decade. Whenever we put her on the cover, issues of V-Mag flew off the racks.

2. Susan Sarandon’s daughter, Eva Amurri, has been displaying her very nice, naked rack on the TV show Californication. According to news reports, Susan Sarandon (who’s very nicely racked herself and looked highly jackable in The Rocky Horror Picture Show) had no problems with her 24-year-old daughter getting naked. It’s good to know that nice tits and exhibitionism run in the family.

3. Finally, the Orange County Register reports, “Denise Richards has downsized her breasts. So has Victoria Beckham, along with Tara Reid, Sharon Osbourne, and Tamra Barney of Real Housewives of Orange County…Enough stars have reduced their chest size recently that celebrity watchers have declared it a trend, even though other stars from Heidi Montag to Pamela Anderson have chosen to expand their breasts.” Must’ve been a slow news day. Please, I’m searching, show me the 100% straight man who likes small tits more than big tits and the woman with A-cups or B-cups who doesn’t want C-cups or D-cups. Now that would be a story.

Have a good week.–Dave

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Alia knows Jack!

October 18, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts

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Last weekend, Kiko Lee provided the hooter and hand relief to a restless weiner. This weekend, it’s a SCORELAND happy ending with Alia Janine! Alia talks to our intrepid SCORE reporter, demonstrates her considerable boob skills and shows off her tasty exotic dancing talents before we wheel in the stunt-man for a super-sexy tits and tugs. Thanks, Alia!

You’ve gotta see this!

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Boobs…Spill Magnets

October 17, 2009 by Maria 9 Comments

I think that every big-boobed woman in the world will agree with me when I say that sometimes having big boobs can be challenging. For example, buying a bra, or rather, FINDING a bra can turn into something like the quest for the holy grail. And finding a bra that fits AND is cute or sexy is like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Yeah, good luck.

Spill Zone! Oops! Mustard: 1 Vixen: 0

Spill Zone! Oops! Mustard: 1 Vixen: 0

One of the big challenges that big-boobers everywhere face is the strange force that pulls anything that can stain and/or spill to your tits. It never fails. One second you are enjoying a bite of food and the next, you are digging for it down your cleavage. Or one second you are drinking something and the next, a magical hole has opened in your chin and said liquid is now all over your shirt and tits.

It happens. A lot, apparently.

In fact, as I was looking at pictures of hot naked chicks, er, researching this topic, I came across some pics of Vixen LaMoore and lo and behold, like clockwork, while eating a hotdog, mustard attacked her tits. (Now who can blame that mustard, though? Wouldn’t you want to attack Vixen LaMoore’s tits?) It’s like big boobs are magnets that attract everything from men to spills of mustard.

And then of course you have to get a napkin and wet it and rub on  your boobs and your shirt and your boobs through your shirt and before you know it, you are putting on a semi-erotic rub-show for everyone who is watching. (Not that they mind.) Who could look away while a woman is digging in her tits and rubbing them vigorously?

Now, some of you guys out there in blogland have big-breasted wives and girlfriends. Does this

Doesn't the look on Vixen's face scream, "Please lick this off my body!"?

Doesn't the look on Vixen's face scream, "Please lick this off my body!"?

happen to them a lot? Spills on the rack and bits of this and that down the cleavage tunnel? I would love to hear your stories.

xoxox,

Maria

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