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What do these four girls have in common?

November 7, 2009 by Dave 10 Comments
Alexis Silver's T-shirt improvement program

Alexis Silver's T-shirt improvement program

Stand erect for Sgt. Cherry

Stand erect for Sgt. Cherry.

Ashley Sage Ellison knows how to wear a dress.

Ashley Sage Ellison knows how to wear a dress.

Janet Jade: I think that's a dress.

Janet Jade: I think that's a dress.

Well, they’re all wearing glorious examples of some of the choices in this week’s poll, which asks, “What do you most like to see a stacked model wearing at the start of her photo shoot or video?” But also, as some of you might have guessed (I’m guessing Dino figured it out), they’ve all been voted off the “Best of the Decade” island over the past nine days.

Now, I’m going to confess something: When Cherry was voted No. 66, then Janet No. 62, then Ashley No. 61, then Alexis No. 59, I was a little shocked and more than a little pissed. I mean, these are great girls, among my all-time favorites, and Ashley (I’m going to give you an inside scoop here) is leading in the early voting for 2009 SCORE Newcomer of the Year.

But then I got to thinking. I said to myself, “Self, if Cherry really is No. 66, and Janet really is No. 62, and Ashley really is No. 61, and Alexis really is No. 59, then according to the voters, we’ve had 58 newcomers in this decade who are better than Cherry, Janet, Ashley and Alexis.” And that’s just mindbogglingly impressive. I might not agree with it, but it’s impressive.

See? If you really try, you can put a spin on anything. So, I’d like to thank the “Best of the Decade” voters for pointing out to me just how great SCORELAND really is. Even better than I’d imagined.

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One, two, three, four…tits galore!

November 6, 2009 by Maria 25 Comments

Tits…four letters that bring joy to my heart.

And while one pair of tits is great, two pairs of tits are even BETTER.

That’s why shooting this video was so great because there were two sexy ladies in front of me with big boobs. (Truth be told, it was like busty heaven. I kind of wanted to sit down between them like the meat in a big-tit sandwich!)

The ladies are blonde bombshell Kaytee Carter and racy redhead Bebe Cooper (two boob debuts this week!), and I caught up with them in the studio while they were between shoots. The ladies talked about buying bras and about what kind of bras they like to wear…but the BEST part of this video is when they talk about what they like about boob play and how they like their tits touched. (Right after they take their tops off, of course.) Or maybe it’s the part where I zoom in on their nipples. lol

Have I told you that I love my job?

lol

Enjoy these ladies (I know I did), and look for them on SCORELAND very soon!

These two hotties are not to be missed!

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Now, naked on camera for the first time…

November 5, 2009 by Dave 4 Comments

Unless you’re 1.) One of her ex-boyfriends or 2.) One of her girlie friends, you’ve never seen Kaytee Carter naked before. That’s because she has never, ever gotten naked in front of a camera (even for begging boyfriends who want some snapshots for proof that they bagged her), has never stripped, has never even been to a nude beach. As fresh new boobs go, they don’t come any fresher or newer than this I-cup natural from San Diego by way of Oregon.

I promise you, you’ll be seeing a lot more of Kaytee on SCORELAND in the not-too-distant future. But for now, I give you this video (which, I admit, is a bit of a tease), and these Kaytee tidbits:

Occupation: Massage therapist (yes, you read it right).

Favorite sport: Football (she’s a San Diego Chargers fan).

Hobbies: Camping, shooting guns, fishing and anything adventurous.

Discovered by: A friend who reads SCORE.

Fetish: “I admit I like it rough at times. I like to be tied up and spanked.”

Spank it, blog readers.

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And the week’s birthdays keep coming

November 4, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Vanessa Montagne, Nov. 7

Vanessa Montagne, Nov. 7

Chavon Taylor, Nov. 5

Chavon Taylor, Nov. 5

Happy birthday, girls! Keep your birthday suits on. Chavon also appears in our sites BigTitHooker.com and TitsAndTugs.com and she stars in the SCORE DVDs Bounce Baby Bounce!, Buxom Sluts and Tits & Tugs 4. French model Vanessa doesn’t appear in any SCORE DVDs, and there’s only one magazine she stars in that’s not sold out, December 2005 SCORE. SCORE remains the only mens’ mag Vanessa has ever posed for. Those French, they have excellent taste.
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New Tits! Bebe Cooper: WOW! She’s SUPER!

November 4, 2009 by Maria 40 Comments

Hello boob lovers and tit hounds! I’m back, and guess what I’ve got for you?

NEW TITS!

NEW TITS!

NEW TITS!

Whew!

First thing that I want to do is say that I love, no wait, I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE when we have busty new girls in the studio. It’s like Christmas. Or maybe it’s like Chestmas. Or Titmas? Either way, it’s fuckin’ awesome.

So, allow me to introduce you to Bebe Cooper, a fiery redhead from Springfield, Missouri. She’s a natural ginger and has the prettiest, creamiest pale H-cups around. She is a comic-book nerd and loves video games, and she loves tattoos and has the sweetest disposition, too. But you know what makes Bebe the best? (Besides her amazing boobies and her pretty face…) Here’s a hint…SHE COULD BE A SPOKESPERSON FOR THOSE “GOT MILK?” ADS.

Okay, I’ll spill the beans…Bebe Cooper rocks my socks and will rock your cocks because she is a MILKER!

That’s right, a MILKER!

(For those of you not in the “know,” a milker is a busty lady who recently had a baby and whose jugs are full o’ the breast milk.)

In fact, I even managed to pilfer some video footage from one of her Web shoots of Bebe drainin’ her dugs for you. (I know, I am a thief, but fuck it! I wanted to put it up for you guys. I will deal with the consequences!)

We don’t always get busty milkers in here, but when we do, you can be sure that I will always steal video footage so you can see it. lol

Enjoy this fiesty redhead and look for more on her soon on the blog.

xoxo,

Maria

PS: You can also get a sneak-peek of another amazing, busty find at the end of this video. A new wondrous lady by the name of Kaytee Carter. Look for more of her on the blog, too!

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Kianna Dior: Always a messy, happy ending

November 3, 2009 by Elliot James 2 Comments
Kianna Dior: Porn is her life.

Kianna Dior: Porn is her life.

Kianna Dior has a shaved, pretty pussy and beautiful feet and legs (Maria has featured her in Leg Sex), but Kianna obviously ain’t the bustiest babe in SCORELAND. However, she’s one of the prettiest and she’s definitely one of the hottest, the nastiest, the dirtiest and the baddest. And her Asian ancestry, an exotic blend of Chinese, Irish and Scottish by way of Vancouver, really…uh…motivates me. When Kianna gives a guy a hand job or a blow job, you’re seeing the ultimate raunchy bad girl as pints of her mouth juice pour out over the cock in her hands as she’s giving it a deep-throat tonsil massage down to the balls or stroking it like a sleazy massage parlor hostess. Jerking cock with all kinds of novel grips, spitting on it, licking and sucking balls (not just sucking but getting them inside her mouth), and cum-play, lots and lots of cum-play…well, all I can say is that Kianna shows time after time that she really is the #1 Asian hand job, mouth-job and cum queen. Truthfully, I’d rather see her suck, tit-bang and jack cock than see her fucking.

The perfect cock slut in Hard SCORE 2.

The perfect cock slut in Hard SCORE 2.

All of your SCORELAND editors have interviewed her (I interviewed her in the video Cummed On Tits In Tight Tops), and she’s nothing at all like your typical hardboiled Los Angles porn star. On-camera or off, she’s friendly, girly and upbeat. How did she get started? She loved watching porn herself, something more and more girls are doing. Kianna told us in 2004, “I’d never even thought about doing porn, although I knew I liked it. Watching it, I mean. I used to take my boyfriend down to the peep shows in Vancouver. He’d be like, ‘Can’t we just have normal sex once in a while, like in a bed?’ but I loved having sex in the peep-show booths. It was so naughty! I didn’t want my ass to touch anything because those peep-show booths are kind of dirty and guys leave their cum behind. But we’d do all kinds of things. Like, we’d get into the booth and turn on the movie, and I’d bend over and give him a blow job while he watched, and I’d make sure I could watch, too. Or I’d turn around and take my tits out, and I’d sit on his cock while he played with my tits, and I’d watch the movie and rub my clit.”

This string is only the beginning.

This string is only the beginning.

On SCORELAND, she’s appeared on SCOREtv interviewed by Dave, in the XXX movies Hard SCORE 2 and Big Tit Fuck Fest, and more. She has guest starred on our sites BigTitHooker.com, BigBoobsPOV.com and TitsandTugs.com. One day, I’d like to see Kianna and Minka team up to get pounded by one dude in an Asian boobapalooza breastfest. Whether that ever happens here one day isn’t up to me, but a man can daydream. Kianna’s latest SCORE DVD release is Busty Slut Expo; she’s teamed up with Lexxi Tyler in a hot girl-on-girl.

“I have a good life, and I love what I do,” Kianna said five years ago. I just hope she sticks around for another five years. That’s not too much to ask, is it? I mean, she really does seem to love what she does.

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One, two, three strikes…yer out!

November 2, 2009 by Dave 33 Comments
Janet Jade: One of the greatest naturals ever.

Janet Jade: One of the greatest naturals ever.

Janet's ass is worthy of BootyLicious mag, too.

Janet's ass is worthy of BootyLicious mag, too.

Somewhere around midnight last night, Janet Jade was eliminated from the “Best of the Decade” voting at SCORELAND, and the Yankees took a three games to one lead in the World Series. I’m not sure which bothered me more. I do know that the Yankees still have a chance, however slim, to blow their lead and pull off another 2004 choke. As for my Top 3 in the “Best of the Decade” voting, two are them are out, and I hold out as much hope for the third as I do for the Phillies in the World Series.

For the record, Morgan Leigh was my No. 2, and she went out at No. 96. Janet was my No. 1 of the decade, and she went out at No. 62. I’m not going to reveal who my No. 3 is because…well, I’m just not going to. I will tell you that she’s on the radar screen for elimination, and I don’t expect her to last another week.

Janet was not on the radar screen for elimination until Saturday, when Aileen Ghettman was voted No. 64. And why was that relevant? I’ll let you figure it out for yourselves.

Now, I guess the whole idea is to be nice and congratulate Janet on being in the top 8% of all newcomers in this decade, but who would we be kidding? Janet was second runner-up to Karina Hart for 2008 Newcomer of the Year, and I fully expected her to be in the Top 20, if not the Top 10. Tits, ass, pretty face, babydoll voice. Janet has it all.

So I’ll go on hating the Yankees and loving Janet, but I have two questions:

1. If the Yankees lose tonight, who the hell are they going to start in Game 6?

2. Who are the “Best of the Decade” voters going to pick on next?

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How to describe breasts in a chat room

November 1, 2009 by Elliot James 8 Comments

I’m going to give you a handy boob guide to chat shorthand. This’ll help speed things up the next time you’re instant messenging a busty friend.

Africa's tits keeps hitting the keys. Thankfully, there's Spell Check.

Africa's tits keeps hitting the keys. Thankfully, there's spell check.

(*)(*) high nipple breasts

(@)(@) big aerolae

(o) (o) A-cups

(O)(O) DD-cups

(U)(U) No bra

(•)(•) Bullet bra

(Ü) (Ü) German Tits

(à) (à) French Tits

(oYo) A push-up bra

(%)(o) Extra nipple

(o)(O) One boob bigger than the other

(Q)(Q) pierced nipples

(p)(p) breasts with hanging tassels

\o/\o/ Grandma’s breasts

( – )( – ) flat-against-the-shower-door breasts

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Minka, Minka, Minka!

October 31, 2009 by Elliot James 7 Comments
Don't miss Minka Nov. 1, '09 on SCORELAND. Hot XXX!

Don't miss Minka Nov. 1, '09 on SCORELAND. Hot XXX!

Minka! Is there anyone like her? Is she so horny? Yes, we’ve asked those questions since 1994, at this point just for tradition’s sake. Fifteen years after debuting in the October ’94 SCORE, the Korean Princess keeps moving forward at her own speed and style while so many of her peers, other famous names in big-boobdom, have vanished. This weekend, we’re showing Minka’s third XXX romp of the year on SCORELAND, simply called Giant Tits Under Tight Tops. Some of the vid is like a virtual date with Minka while she models sexy dresses before the hot, mega-busty sexin’ starts. Sexy outfits. Gigantic tits. Breast-sex. Hot humpin’. What a tit-man needs. If you’re a Minka fan, you’d rather come down with boob swine flu than miss it. She so horny. (And her sense of humor is worthy of her own TV show.) See Giant Tits Under Tight Tops on SCORELAND this Sunday, November 1, ’09.

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