I haven’t blogged about XLGirls since Shyla Shy did a pregnant photo shoot at eight months.
So I think this is the right moment to check in and play catch up.
It’s been interesting over there, which is something of an understatement.
What, and who’s, been shaking? I can’t mention everything because XLGirls posts five days a week.
A rookie named Nixie Night just debuted. Nixie loves gaming, and she goes to gamers’ conventions as well as Renaissance Fairs, where maidens, wenches, jesters and knights meet to make merry and joust off. Oh, yeah, Nixie boasts 42DDDs. I like that name: Nixie.
Brandy Ryder returned. In the movie K-JUGS, Brandy did a wild four-way fling with Reyna Mae and two dudes at the radio station. Brandy can also bake you cookies, brownies and other pastries because baking is one of her many hobbies. She can bake your meat loaf, too.
A girl who looks like a college coed to me, Marilyn White is back modeling sexy lingerie. Marilyn fascinates me because she works as a sales associate in a combo adult store/strip club. I’m always intrigued by girls who work in adult businesses. She’s not sure about trying anything beyond solos, but you can’t predict the future. Maybe renting porn DVDs to horny customers will sway her.
And lastly, but never last, the amazing Anorei Collins just returned to do a very hot hardcore scene. The size of Anorei’s breasts is mindboggling. I can’t even guess how much a well-fitted bra costs her.
Check out this jaw-dropping moment. One of her boobs is three times as big as Tony’s head.
Commenting on the “20 for 20” voting, SCORELAND member Jared writes, “As I post this, number one isn’t yet up, but if Karina, Christy, Chloe and Merilyn are two, three, four and five, Miss LDM sure as hell had better be number one. I’ve agreed with most of this list so far, so if Linsey’s number one, the top five will be spot on…and this comes from somebody whose been a fan of this magazine (and later on the site) since ’93. As much as I love the super-sized-silicone era, this last decade of mostly naturals has been amazing.”
Well, when you get right down to it, there shouldn’t be a lot of tension concerning today’s announcement of the No. 1 SCORE Girl ever, as voted by SCORELAND members. Linsey was nowhere to be seen in Nos. 2-20, there’s no way she can’t be somewhere in the “20 for 20,” and No. 1 is all that’s left.
Then again, if you had told me that Minka wouldn’t make the Top 20, I would have said you were crazy, too. And if you told me that SaRenna would come in at No. 20, I would’ve said, “Yeah, right, and John Roberts is going to uphold Obamacare.”
So, you never know.
Anyway, after four weeks and lots of voting, No. 1 in our “20 for 20” will be unveiled today at SCORELAND. The magazine readers already voted Linsey No. 1. What will the SCORELAND members say?
By the way, something I haven’t mentioned about the “20 for 20” celebration: the three-to-five minute highlight clips that accompany the daily announcements of the “20 for 20” girls. They were put together by our video editor, Mike, and it was a true labor of love. The guy spent weeks going through videos (some of them rarely seen) of the girls (poor guy, right?), and the result is these 20 collector’s items. Yes, they’re downloadable, so they can be yours forever. Nice job, Mike.
Anyway, Happy Anniversary to us! I hope you enjoyed the celebration (and maybe won something, too).
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Some of our best model finders have even been the husbands, boyfriends, classmates or just friends of big-boobed girls.
Eagle-eyed guys who go to strip clubs and nude beaches have found the right models too.
Via Paxton was discovered in a book store by a SCORE reader. He just walked over to Via and recommended us.
Valory Irene was browsing in a shopping mall when a SCORE reader chatted her up.
Mandy Pearl’s friend told her she should be in SCORE and showed her some of his copies.
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Valory was shopping in a mall when she was spotted by a SCORE reader.
Today was another great day here at SCORELAND HQ. There is excitement in the air about the SCORELAND “20 for 20.” There were, of course, tits everywhere all day and in my line of vision. I got a sneak peek at some of the goodness that will be posting soon that is going to rock all of your worlds.
Oh, and it’s my birthday.
🙂
But it’s not JUST MY birthday. Oh, no.
Happy Birthday Brandy!
Happy Birthday Cassandra!
It is Cassandra Calogera’s and Brandy Dean’s birthday, too!
You can imagine my joy when I found out that I share a birthday with these uber-hot, uber-sexy ladies.
Clearly, I wish I could have some sort of slumber party with them…
(Don’t you?)
But I will settle for sending them a little love here in my blog posting.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADIES!
And if you ever find yourself wanting to both slumber AND party…
Dave mentioned in his June 16 Blog that “Elliot and I might have gone a bit nuts with the gift-pack giveaway trivia questions. Seems as if each day has been tougher than the previous one. ‘Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?’ Were we kidding? The answer (from among Kellei G, Casey James, Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Dawn Stone) was Dawn Stone, and I wish I had a dollar for everyone who guessed Kellei G.”
However, when Dave and I were coming up with questions and answers, I threw in that the answers were multiple choice, not a much harder fill-in form of answer, and that the answers were all inside SCORELAND. No one had to pour through 20 years of back-issue magazines that 90% or more didn’t even own or, if they did have, were probably stored away in boxes. The answers were clicks away.
For example, I thought everyone would get these two questions from No. 13 right:
Which girl who sailed on the 2000 Boob Cruise would later win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?
A) Morgan Leigh-correct answer
B) Lorna Morgan
C) Ariana
D) Adina
Going to Morgan’s interview, published in its entirety in the Interviews section of “Galleries,” the very first sentence is, “The 2006 SCORE Newcomer of the Year turned out to be a true Cinderella story: Morgan Leigh, who sailed as a passenger on the 2000 Boob Cruise and walked around admiring the big-titted superstars of SCORE magazine, is now, all these years later, a big-titted superstar of SCORE magazine.” The interview is also on video, plus it’s also mentioned in some of Morgan’s pictorials. Until 2006, I had no idea how influential the Boob Cruise was in Morgan’s life.
Can you spot the future Morgan Leigh in this group shot from Boob Cruise 2000?
Which girl did not appear on Howard Stern’s TV and radio shows?
A) Kellei G
B) Casey James
C) Linsey Dawn McKenzie D) Dawn Stone-correct answer
There they were in a “Galleries” Mammary Lane story with Stern sidekick “Fred The Elephant Boy” and nine photos. The story was about Colt, Casey and Kellei G’s visit to New York City for the Howard Stern Show on E! TV in February, 1995. The girls were also given the thankless job of shaving Fred. His face, not his pubic hair…luckily for them.
Linsey appeared on Stern by herself, a show also shown on E! TV when they broadcast Stern. This show aired nationally on February 14, 2003. (I still have that show on VHS tape.) Stern got to see LDM’s boobs, even if TV viewers couldn’t. Just Googling “Linsey Dawn McKenzie Howard Stern” would have brought up the answer.
Kellei G., Casey James and Colt 45 with Fred The Elephant Boy. Casey does not look happy.
And for a topic closer to the present day, there was the question from #9:
Which model never went to Mexico on a SCORE shoot?
A) Jenna Valentine
B) Lovette
C) Hitomi
D) Karla James-correct
Many chose Lovette although Puerto Vallarta is listed three times right on her model page of links, and going to the recent Puerto Vallarta special with Jenna Valentine, Hitomi, Natalie Fiore, Micky Bells and Leanne Crow, there’s no sign of Karla, who was actually invited but couldn’t make it.
Lovette, Via Paxton and Ariana went to Mexico in August 2000 shortly after the Boob Cruise. It’s one of the oldest On Location shoots archived on SCORELAND. Here she is behind the wheel of the Geo Metro that Peter, the photographer, rented to drive to a secluded area.
“I should have had Lovette drive back to the hotel just like that, but that’s asking for a ticket, I suppose,” said Peter, a man who has seen more tits and clits than a gynecologist.
I hope to see more of you take a shot at the questions for this wrap-up week, even if you just feel like guessing rather than looking it up.
Linsey Dawn McKenzie was voted the greatest SCORE Girl of all-time by SCORE readers. Will SCORELAND members agree? Will the great LDM, #1 in big boobs since 1996, reign supreme?
Over the past three weeks, we’ve been unveiling, one-by-one, SCORELANDmembers’ choices in “20 for 20,” the 20 greatest SCORE Girls ever. Here’s what we have so far:
No. 20: SaRenna Lee
No. 19: Venera
No. 18: Natalie Fiore
No. 17: Danni Ashe
No. 16: Sharday
No. 15: Terry Nova
No. 14: Lorna Morgan
No. 13: Angela White
No. 12: Valory Irene
No. 11: Eva Notty
No. 10: Hitomi
No. 9: Leanne Crow
No. 8: Autumn-Jade
No. 7: Kerry Marie
No. 6: Nicole Peters
Starting Monday at approximately four p.m. Eastern Daylight Time, we’ll begin revealing the Top 5, culminating with No. 1 on Friday. That’s right, on Friday, we’ll announce SCORELAND members’ pick for the greatest SCORE Girl ever. Magazine readers have already said it’s Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Did the web guys agree?
Five days to go…which means you only have five more chances to win one of the “20 for 20” gift packs (they include a limited-edition SCORE shirt, a limited-edition SCORE cap, a DVD of your choice, a magazine of your choice and a month of website membership of your choice). They’re literally prized possessions. S.G., one of the winners, wrote to Elliot:
“The prize pack arrived today and as usual, I was blown away by all of it. Amazing stuff of the highest quality..I can’t thank you enough. You all really put together a STELLAR product, whether it be print, online or product. It is so obvious that you and your colleagues work your fucking asses off, evidenced by the everyday at SCORELAND and even more so when you all put on a contest such as this.”
Charles W. sends us his take on the great Carol Brown, English V-mag legend and all-around nice lady. “Carol Brown is one of my Voluptuous favorites,” says Charles. He has some additional fan art illustrations this weekend in “Scorecard” at SCORELAND. Thank you, Charles! Keep up the good work.
I sent a copy to Carol, who wrote back, “The illustration is lovely! Please thank Charles for me. All is very good in England!”
Carol started with V-mag back in the early '90s and still models.
Now at stores or direct from your friends at SCORE.
The Net has your eye, this I cannot deny.
But a cover on a rack will freeze you in your track.
The annual all-naturals September ’12 issue of SCORE is now at your favorite newsstand or magazine store, or get it straight to your door from SCORE.
This year:
Siri’s first issue and her first cover. Enter for a chance to win her signed bra.
Alia Janine
Emilia Boshe
Jenna Valentine
Maggie Green and Angela White on one lucky putz.
Micky Bells
Nancy Navarro
Rachel Love in an exclusive interview.
Plus a “Supernaturals” special: Hitomi, Valory Irene, Venera, Karla James, Karina Hart, Diane Poppos, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Ines Cudna, Sharday, Merilyn Sakova and Christy Marks.
The DVD Pick is Mammary Mambo starring G-cupper Arianna Sinn and KKK-cupper Miosotis in a clash of the titty titans. It’s a XXX breast-fest.
A curvy collection of cantilevered cleavage cuties cupping their compelling casabas!
You may resist but your pipe will persist.
The digital version for computers and tablets contains five embedded videos as a bonus:
Jenna Valentine
Maggie Green and Angela White
Micky Bells
Nancy Navarro
Rachel Love
Lori might be dressed, but if you take a closer look, you will see she is practically naked. That's how women in Miami dress when they celebrate NBA Championships.
As you should all know by now, SCORELAND HQ is located in the sunny city of Miami in Florida.
And as some of you sport aficionados might be watching the NBA Finals, you will know that the Miami Heat are in said Finals and have a decent chance of winning the championship at home, in Miami, tonight.
What does that mean for us Miami folk? Well, it means that we are going to see a lot of half-naked, possibly completely naked women on the streets tonight.
And we don’t mean hookers.
You see, Miami is full of hot women and when we say hot, we mean it figuratively and literally. It’s hot here. It’s really hot here. And when one of our sports teams wins a championship, people rush outside to the streets to scream and cheer and drink and make merry. Yes, right on the street. Some of them stop their cars in the middle of traffic and just exit them onto said street and start dancing around. And then other drivers and passengers follow suit. Before you know it, there’s an impromptu parade in the middle of the street and people are running around, cheering and sweating.
And because it’s hot out, vendors and restaurants sell beers right on the street and the mix of heat and booze create a great environment for nudity.
Yes, nudity.
Pretty soon, women are flashing their tits or walking around in their bras and shorts. The nakedness factor definitely rises. We have seen women in thong bikinis walking around cheering for our teams and, damn it, we love them.
Because when one of our teams wins, we really win.
If the Miami Heat win tonight, women will exit their cars in traffic and flash other drivers. There might even be an impromptu parade with half-naked, dancing women...in the street.
Miami is home to beautiful people, and if the Miami Heat win tonight, there will be parties in the streets, and some of those beautiful people are going to strip most of their clothes off. It is a phenomenon many of us Miami natives have witnessed time and time again, and it is what makes Miami pretty awesome.
I was in Atlanta in 1995 when the Braves won the World Series, and while I had a good time celebrating with fans, there was not a bare titty in sight.
I was in New York in 2008 when the Giants won the Super Bowl, and I witnessed the frenzy of New York fans firsthand…but none of them got naked.
I was in Miami in 2003 when the Marlins won the World Series and again in 2006 when the Miami Heat won the Championship and let me say this…I saw a lot of ass and titties. In fact, I took quite the face-pummeling by a huge pair of titties when a woman (maybe she was a friendly stripper on her way to work?) got out of her car in traffic wearing red pasties and screaming, “Go Heat!” at the top of her lungs. She leaned in my window and blessed me with a celebratory motor-boating. And boy was I a dirty sailor that night!
So am I rooting for a Heat win tonight? You bet your ass I am. Not only because I support Miami teams but also because I love to see naked strangers.
