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Carrie Ashton will burst your bubble!

October 12, 2009 by Maria 5 Comments

Well, maybe she won’t burst your bubble, but looking at Carrie Ashton will definitely help you bust your nut…in a good way, of course.

Ms. Ashton returns to the blog in another mini-video I shot of her when she was here last week.

I want to take this opportunity to say a few things about shooting videos for the blog. The first thing is that when we started this blog, they gave us a bunch of rules to follow about getting videos and when and where we could shoot and not to interrupt anyone and a bunch of other very restrictive guidelines when it came to the models, etc. The second thing I want to say is that I took all those guidelines and threw ’em out the window. 😛

I just happen to think its much more fun to barge into the studio and interrupt photoshoots (Especially when the model is naked and playing with toys!) and just shoot away. Not all of the editors do it that way, but I happen to think that my way of shooting is very, um, me? It’s my personality. My way of seeing the boobs I love. It’s my, um, vision? lol

(And I am sorry for the shaky camerawork! I am getting better at it, but I get so excited and hyper that I start bouncing around!) 😀

Regardless, I will take this time on the blog to apologize to the studio staff for my guerrilla-style blog videography and to our photographer, Peter, who graciously let me put him behind schedule and take Carrie away from him during his shoot. You are a gentleman and a scholar, Peter.

(But in all honesty, how else would I have gotten this video and how else would you know that she likes classic cars and can be wooed with chicken wings? Sometimes you have to get in there and take what you want, right? 😉 )

For now, enjoy Carrie and these bubbles. I must say, I was told that blowing bubbles relieves stress and I have to agree. Not one time while watching Ms. Ashton twirl around naked and blow bubbles did I feel stressed. LOL

xoxo

Maria

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Blow Job 101 With Renee Ross!

October 11, 2009 by Maria 11 Comments

I don’t always start off a blog with blatant cursing, but…

Holy Fucking Shit…

I love Renee Ross.

Renee is probably one of the greatest busties in the universe and that is because not only is she a sweetheart, but she is also saving lives with these instructional videos. (Okay, maybe not saving lives, but damn it, she is doing a public service of some sort. Somewhere out there, someone is going to benefit from these videos BIG TIME.)

A few days ago, Renee gave us a lesson in titty-fucking, and I must say, it was awesome. But it does not compare to the greatness of this BJ How-To. Renee could, and I say this with the utmost respect and awe, teach anyone how to suck the chrome off a bumper. 🙂 If you are reading this blog right now and currently have a girlfriend or a wife or a special lady in your life, bring her to the computer, sit her down and make her watch this video with you. Tell her it’s, like, “couples” stuff to “better your connection.” Chicks eat that shit up. Trust me.

What this really is is an excuse to get a blow job from that lady in your life. A blow job where you and Renee call the shots. Watch the video. Furrow your brow and look like you are concentrating…like you are soaking this up. Like you are watching something on Discovery Channel. Then look over and say something to your gal pal like,”I think that if you did something like that to my penis, it would really enhance fellatio for me.” (Use the words penis and fellatio! It sounds like you are thinking with and communicating from the head above your shoulders. If you use the words cock and blow job, well, then it just sounds like you wanna fuck your lady friend’s face, and chances are she will not be into it. 🙂 )

I promise that if you watch this with a woman and you have her apply some of Renee’s meat-to-mouth techniques, you will get a better blow job than you have had in a long time. Renee’s blow-job mojo is that strong. She has, like, The Force when it comes to siphoning sperm with her kisser.

Enjoy this video, gentlemen, and may you win in the fight for better BJs!

xoxo

Maria

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Nipple clamps…OMG! or WTF?!

October 10, 2009 by Maria 7 Comments
Clamps: Yay or Nay? We don't know about you, but Diane Poppos seemed to like them!

Clamps: Yay or Nay? We don't know about you, but Diane Poppos seemed to like them!

Ah, tits.

Amazing how two fleshy orbs can inspire so many, right?

Their magic knows no bounds, and thank goodness for that because there is nothing that I like to do more than to sit at my desk and ponder over breasts. Sometimes I like to think about the weight of them or how a certain woman’s tits would feel against my head, but today, I got to thinking about nipple clamps, of all things.

Why? Because nipple clamps fall into a strange category for me. They are, like, um, the Area 51/Aliens of tit accessories. (Bear with me. I know you just went,”Area 51/Aliens? WTF?” but I am typing in stream of consciousness and I promise it will make sense soon. lol) Nipple clamps are an enigma to me. I have never used them myself, but I have heard of their existence. I have never seen them, but I know they are out there and that people believe in them.

Frankly, I don’t know squat about these little clip-on thingies for your nipples…which is why I took it upon myself to ask around.

I asked, “Nipple clamps…are they, like, thumbs up, ‘Oh, my GOD!’ or are they, like, no, ‘What The Fuck?’ for you?”

Corina Curves feels the suction and pinch and hey, it looks pretty damn good.

Corina Curves feels the suction and pinch and hey, it looks pretty damn good.

And you know what? I got a pretty good rundown from the chicks in the office, which I will share with you.

The first girl I asked is Michelle, our web project coordinator. (Hi Micheelllll!! 🙂 ) She said she had never used them and that she didn’t know squat about them, either. (It made me feel less inexperienced, so ty!)

Then I asked Dani, one of our webmasters, and lo and behold, she had used them before! And here is what she had to say:

“I’ve used them before, I think because a guy I was with wanted me to. They just felt like someone pinching/pulling your nipples, but, like, more constant. I dunno, I think I just did it to try it. It’s, like, another form of nipple play. They’re okay. But I have them pierced now, so I much prefer that.”

And there you have it. That, believe it or not, was enough of a testimony that I feel like I could possibly use them in the future…maybe. lol (Thank you, Dani, for your wisdom. 😉 )

Now what I want to know is have any of you guys used clamps on a girl before? Or…on yourselves? (Rawr…kinky!) Let me know. I would love to hear your stories.

xoxo,

Maria

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Is Kiko Lee yanking our chain?

October 10, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments
See Kiko on SCORELAND.

See Kiko on SCORELAND.

I was going to write that this blog entry is more for the guys than the girls, but I could be way off base about that. Do any girls like to see POV videos of a hot babe jerking and tit-fucking the pocket-pork? It’s more of a guy thing, isn’t it?

Kiko's a handy girl to have around.

Kiko's a handy girl to have around.

This weekend at SCORELAND, Kiko Lee appears in both a solo set, a full-length interview with Dave and a hand job and tit-fucking POV video.

“My dad is real strict, so he never told us about sex,” Kiko said. “He never told us about what women look like. And my mother, she’s the same way. She never told me. She had me in baggy clothes and glasses. I was probably the biggest nerd in school. So I didn’t know anything.”

Kiko learned on her own and learned well. In the interview, she talks about a fling with one of baseball’s most notorious superstars.

“He’s a very smart businessman,” Kiko said. “He’s still making money now even though he’s considered the worst baseball player for gambling. He’s still a good businessman. You sit down and have a conversation with him and he’s got a great mind.”

Aileen's in two vids on Sunday, 10/11/09, her pictorial follows on Monday.

Aileen's in two vids on Sunday, 10/11/09. Her pictorial follows on Monday.

Who is he? Find out at SCORELAND.

Also this weekend, Aileen Ghettman stars in two videos; one is a wild interview, the other is a great boob-oiling, masturbation and dancing show.

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Girls holding magazines…kinky, eh?

October 9, 2009 by Elliot James 12 Comments
Cynthia Romero and November 2005 SCORE

Cynthia Romero and November 2005 SCORE

Jade Feng with December 2007 SCORE

Jade Feng with December 2007 SCORE

I have this oddball kind of…I don’t know what to call it…interest? Pasttime? Hobby? Fetish? Quirk?

No, it’s not paying a busty dominatrix to stomp me.

I like to see photos of the girls holding up the magazines they’re in. Kinky, eh?

Whenever a regular model is back in the building, I alway ask the studio to get a shot of her holding up a magazine she’s been in. I don’t know what it is about that simple act that I like so much. I know part of it is knowing we made that magazine they’re holding in their hands. Pride of creation, I think. It doesn’t work with the websites. There’s really no such concept as a cover in the Internet world. A photo of a model sitting by a computer monitor or holding up a laptop doesn’t have the magic, at least for me.

Jessica Turner by the PC. Not the same as a magazine.

Jessica Turner by the PC. Not the same as a magazine.

romina Lopez and September 2005 Voluptuous

Romina Lopez and September 2005 Voluptuous

Penny Porsche and February 2005 SCORE

Penny Porsche and February 2005 SCORE

It has to be a physical object we produced…a magazine, a DVD case, a calendar…or it doesn’t work.

I guess that’s the old-skool in me.

Awesome V-mag Girl Devin Taylor

Awesome V-Mag Girl Devin Taylor

Amber Brooks and August 2005 SCORE

Amber Brooks and August 2005 SCORE

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Titty Fucking 101 With Renee Ross

October 8, 2009 by Maria 20 Comments

Sometimes I get emails from V-Men and they ask me for advice about all sorts of things, but mostly they ask about sex. Some ask about positions and some ask about blow jobs, but mostly they ask about titty fucking.

It’s understandable. Tit men love tits. They want to fuck tits. They want to know the best way to accomplish that.

Hey, I applaud the question-asking by men. As a chick with big boobs, I like it when a man asks me what I like and don’t like and how to get it on with my rack. Question-asking and communication are the keys to a very stellar sex life.

That’s why when I asked Renee to help me with this video, she was all for it. Renee is a nurse, and a stacked one to boot. She was game to give this tutorial and do a quick round of question and answer with me about tits and tit-fucking.

Especially since, very soon, she will be premiering her first tits and tugs video on SCORELAND. Who better than Renee to show you the way of rack riding, eh?

So without further ado, here is the chest-blessed Renee Ross and I giving you Titty Fucking 101.

Take notes!

lol

xoxo

Maria

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Bailey Santanna: world’s greatest girlfriend

October 7, 2009 by Elliot James 18 Comments
Like she says...

Like she says...

Bailey’s first Voluptuous pictorial in seven years is up now on SCORELAND. We’re also posting her interview with Dave. Bailey’s hot, she’s happening and she’s the world’s greatest girlfriend.

V-MAG: Why are you the world’s greatest girlfriend?
BAILEY: Because I’m really nice. I never get mad. I’ll cook you breakfast and dinner every day. Do all the laundry. Clean house. I always have my own money. Never need anything. I like to make jokes, and when someone is sad, I always make them feel better.
V-MAG: Okay, let’s say I’m your boyfriend. You walk into the house, and I’m sitting in front of the TV jacking to porn. You’re okay with that?
BAILEY: Totally! I will pick out the porn for you. We’ll go shopping for porn, and we’ll have sex while we’re watching it. Definitely!
V-MAG: That’s pretty cool.
BAILEY: I buy my boyfriends porn all the time.

And now, in case you needed any more evidence, here’s a little video we call, “Why Bailey Santanna is Great.”

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Live from San Francisco, it’s guest blogger Bailey Santanna!

October 6, 2009 by Guest Blogger 11 Comments
We begin our day at the fair. These are my lucky slave boys who I kept on a leash all day!

We begin our day at the fair. These are my lucky slave boys who I kept on a leash all day!

Hello boys and girls. It’s Bailey Santanna, and I’m writing to you from sunny (and slutty) California!

I just had the most amazing weekend and thought I’d write in to all you randy readers over at SCORELAND. Last weekend was the Folsom Street Fair in ever-liberal San Francisco. For those of you not local to the area, the Folsom Street Fair is a day-long street fair devoted to BDSM, sex, nudity and sexual freedom. Right up my alley 😉 The streets are filled with partially dressed or naked people of all persuasions. Leather is the central theme, and many a naked boy or girl can be seen being led obediently on leashes. Booths line the street selling sex toys, bondage beds and porn. Stages feature naked twister matches, women being tied and hung nude from elaborate ropes and giant drag queens flogging tied-up slaves.

As we were walking through the fair, I kept gathering more and more cute boys who started following our group. We actually started quite a long conga line, and I made them all stop and pose for a picture with me! ;)

As we were walking through the fair, I kept gathering more and more cute boys who started following our group. We actually started quite a long conga line, and I made them all stop and pose for a picture with me! 😉

The crowd is intense as well. It’s packed; barely walking room! Everyone is wearing something. Bondage, goth or BDSM inspired…often nothing at all. I passed many gorgeous girls butt naked, sauntering down the streets, breasts and pussies pressed to the crowd. I must admit when I met a pair of breasts as nice as mine, I had to reach out and grab them! It’s nice being a girl. You’re allowed to do things like that 🙂

Me and my boy toy Steinbeck molesting some wall paintings. :)

Me and my boy toy Steinbeck molesting some wall paintings. 🙂

I brought a slave chain of four obedient slave boys. They’re slaves to my tits, that’s for sure! When I offered them the chance to wander the street, owned by the big-titted Bailey Santanna, with maybe possibly the chance to touch my gorgeous rack as a reward, I had a line of men waiting to serve me! I picked the four sluttiest I could find, squeezed myself into a see-through red minidress with a black corset and big black boots, and I was ready to go. I decided against panties. Who needs them?

My photographer was supposed to take a picture of the entire fair, but this is what he took instead!

My photographer was supposed to take a picture of the entire fair, but this is what he took instead!

I snapped leashes on my four pretty doggies and hit the streets of Folsom. I could not believe all the gorgeous cock that was hanging out! Men were randomly masturbating or getting blow jobs, and I wanted some! I started playing with the cocks of my four slutty sub boys. I had their pants off and cocks out after only an hour (and a few shots of whiskey). I had to get on my knees and give a few blow jobs since they were behaving so well.

After servicing my slave boy-toys, we set out for more cock. I needed to find new cock, and luckily there were more than a few pretty hard-ons walking around after they got a look at my huge jugs hanging out 🙂 I picked a few lucky admirers and gave them a hands on experience. 🙂 I shoved my tits in so many faces, I can’t even remember them all!

Folsom was awesome. I can’t wait till next year, and I hope I see some of you tit lovers there, too!

XOXO Bailey Santanna

[Editor’s note: Thanks for blogging, Bailey! New photos of Bailey and an interview go live today at SCORELAND!]

Someone who lived right in the fair area was throwing a party in their garage. I stopped by and decided to get a little more naked since there were so many cute boys and girls there.

Someone who lived right in the fair area was throwing a party in their garage. I stopped by and decided to get a little more naked since there were so many cute boys and girls there.

Same party, different pose. Like it?

Same party, different pose. Like it?

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Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!

October 5, 2009 by Maria 5 Comments
Two lucky blog readers will be recieving DVDs signed by Renee Ross! It's good to be a SCORELANDER, eh?

Two lucky blog readers will be receiving DVDs signed by Renee Ross! It's good to be a SCORELANDER, eh?

Hello, guys and gals! It’s that time…time to announce the WINNERS of the Renee Ross DVD Giveaway!

First and foremost, I want to thank all of the guys who entered. Your participation really paves the way for more contests and giveaways.

Secondly, I want to thank Renee for taking time to sign the DVDs for you lucky winners.

I also wanted to give a quick rundown on how this works so you all know that how we choose winners is indeed 100% random.

Okay, so, I take all the emails that you guys send in and I compile a list of your names. I take all the names, print them out and cut them out, one by one. I put your names in a magical hat, AKA my favorite Yankees cap, and then I stir it around. Then I stick my hand right in and pull out two names and bingo, bango, we have our winners.

So with that said, I want to announce the winners of the contest right here on the blog because, hey, I can.

lol

The winner of a copy of Sex In The Titties signed by Renee Ross is:

J.H. from Redlands, California!

Congratulations, J.H!

The winner of a copy of Tits Tits Tits! signed by Renee Ross is:

L.W. from Bellwood, Illinois!

Congratulations, L.W.!

Once again, I want to thank everyone who wrote in, and I want to remind everyone that you can still write in and win a copy of the Sept. ’09 issue of V-mag autographed by Bailey Santanna! Just shoot me an email at blog@scoreland.com with the words BAILEY SANTANNA GIVEAWAY in the subject line. Be sure to include your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B.. The deadline for all entries is Oct. 7, 2009. A winner will be chosen at random and contacted via email.

Good luck and congrats to our two winners! 😀

xoxo,

Maria

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“Best of the Decade” voting: The opposite of fixed

October 5, 2009 by Dave 66 Comments
I would have shown a photo of Crystal Gunns naked, but you guys who voted her off at No. 91 don't deserve to see her tits!

I would have shown a photo of Crystal Gunns naked, but you guys who voted her off at No. 91 don't deserve to see her tits!

In a comment down below, Tom wrote, “I sure am glad I found this blog, because I was beginning to think that SCORE Magazine was ‘fixing’ the voting.”

I’m going to repeat what I said in my reply: Believe me, if we could have fixed the voting, we certainly wouldn’t have fixed it this way! Some great SCORE Girls are getting voted out early, and we certainly wouldn’t have asked for that. There’s widespread shock in the office today over the past weekend’s events, particularly Crystal Gunns getting voted out at No. 91…by a wide margin. Wasn’t even close. Truly a shocker because not only was she one of the best SCORE Girls of the decade, she was also one of the most popular (and a girl who was an ambassador for the magazine). A Newcomer of the Year and a Model of the Year. Had a monthly column in SCORE. Hosted our 15-year celebration. And on and on and on.

I suspect that people aren’t taking into account the models’ entire body of work over the decade. It is becoming a “what have you done for me lately?” contest. A good example of this is Auralgasm’s comment, “Perhaps they should have shortened it to top 50 because there are many models on the list who haven’t worked in ages (i.e. Sarah Mercury)” Well, in the early part of this decade, few V-Mag models were as popular as Sarah. We used to say that if we wanted an issue to be a big seller, just put Sarah on the cover. Taking into account her entire body of work over the decade, Sarah is one of the top girls. And the voting has reflected that.

SCORE chief John Fox has been following the voting, and the other day he said to me, “Dave, we gave these guys the power.” Certainly, we could have done a Top 100 without member input (and that Top 100 would have had Crystal Gunns in the top five of the decade, guaranteed). But we decided to do it this way because we wanted your input. So let’s just have fun with it and keep debating along the way.

I’ll just make one request: Before you eliminate a model because you don’t like her anymore or you like a more-recent model better, think about all those times that model gave you pleasure, even if it was back in 2001 or 2003. Let’s make this a true “Best of the Decade,” not a “Best of the Past Two Years.”

Or just ignore my request. Obviously, I have no input here, anyway! 🙂

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