This weekend on SCORELAND in a 23-minute video, officer Angelina Verdi arrests a perv choking the chicken over Voluptuous magazine. After checking to make sure that the perp is not a politician or a celebrity actor subject to instant immunity from prosecution, she offers the perp several options. The last option is personal rehabilitation administered by Officer Angelina.
“Perverts like you shouldn’t be jacking off in a corner,” says the busty cop. “They should be fucking big-titted sluts like me.” Officer Angelina’s concept of hard time is different than most. With tits like she has, the words slammer and busted also take on new meaning. It’s Angelina’s first time on SCORELAND, and she acquitted herself beautifully for a rookie. Everyone’s fighting over who gets to pin the medal on her for keeping high jackers off the streets.
This is Cynthia Flowers. She’s Hungarian. She’s new. She doesn’t speak a word of English, but she sure can fuck. We shot her in Prague.
“When she showed up at our location, it was like she was selling her ass, she was dressed so slutty,” Jose, our photographer, reported. “The cab driver was hitting on her, trying to pick her up. The second I saw her, I thought, ‘This girl must really love to fuck.'”
She does, and you can see her doing it today at SCORELAND on the final day of our “Boob Quest” special.
By the way, voting continues at SCORELAND in the “Best of the Decade.” Today, we’re voting on who’s the 99th-best newcomer of the decade. Ginormous-boobed Keisha Evans came in at No. 100. I didn’t vote for her. The girl I voted for at 100 I voted for again at 99. I took a look at the voting figures from from Day 1, and Crystal Gunns and Karina Hart got a vote each. I’m going to assume that the person who voted for them didn’t understand how the voting works. Although maybe I’m wrong. If you’re out there in Blog Land, show yourself!
I love it when I walk into the studio and I hear my favorite words:
“Maria, there is a new V-Mag model in here today.”
Every time I hear those words, it’s like Christmas! Why? Because I know that a.) I’m gonna get to see boobs I’ve never seen before! (YAY!) and b.) You are going to get to see boobs that you have never seen before. (Double YAY!)
Well, this was one of those new tits days!
This fresh pair of tits belongs to the lovely and stacked Anna Kay, a super-hottie from Indiana. Not only is Anna a cutie, but she is also a sweetie. After a long day of filming XXX video (Her first time doing boy/girl, just FYI…), Anna took the time to let us get to know her a bit and to show us her rack! (Her tits are AMAZING!)
You can see more of Anna in the upcoming Holiday ’09 issue of V-Mag (With a very-revealing interview, too!), but until then, check her out here compliments of me, your fellow boob-lovin’ editor.
How great are the girls of SCORELAND? So great that this very nice pair belongs to the girl who I thought was the 100th best newcomer of the decade.
Voting in the “Best of the Decade” top 100 models contest opened at midnight last night in the members area of SCORELAND. For the next 99 days, we’ll be counting down from No. 100 to No. 1. Who will be voted the 100th best SCORE/Voluptuous newcomer of the decade? I wish I knew.
Just to clear a few things up before you head over to the voting booth:
1. The contest is restricted to models who made their debuts in SCORE and/or Voluptuous between the January 2000 issue and the Holiday 2009 issue. That’s why no Linsey, no Lorna, no Wendy Whoppers, all of whom were models of the ’90s.
2. Each day’s voting period lasts 24 hours, opening at midnight and closing at midnight the next day.
3. You may vote once each day, every day. Once you vote during a particular voting period, you may not vote again that day.
4. An example: Today, we’re picking the 100th best model of the decade. You’ll vote for the model you think is 100th best out of the 100 girls in the competition. So, on the day we’re deciding No. 74, don’t vote for the girl who you think is No. 1! Vote for the girl you think is No. 74.
5. Each day at 12:01 a.m., we’ll announce the previous day’s result in the “Best of the Decade” matrix on SCORELAND.
Any questions? Ask! By the way, being 100th is something to be proud of, considering that nearly 800 models made their debuts during this decade.
I voted. I know who I want for Nos. 1, 2 and 3, too. I’m just not telling. By the way, I don’t think my picks will win.–Dave
So, a few weeks ago we had Bailey Santanna in the house, and she was blogging and in our studios working on a new feature film with Samantha 38G and Renee Ross. (And you all know Renee and Sam each signed some mags for our recent giveaway.) Well, in what I can only describe as a power move, I managed to grab Bailey right as she was getting ready to leave our facilities and asked her to sign MY COPY of the Sept. ’09 issue of V-Mag (with Bailey on the cover) so I could give it away on the blog. (Because that’s what I do. I go in there and I get you guys goodies. It’s what I’m about. lol) So, if you would like to get your hands on this Sept. ’09 issue of V-Mag, autographed by cover girl Bailey, all you have to do is shoot me an email at blog@Scoregroup.com with the words BAILEY SANTANNA GIVEAWAY in the subject line. Be sure to include your name, mailing address and date of birth. I will be choosing a winner at random and then I will send you your autographed copy of V-Mag. The deadline for all entries is Oct. 7, 2009. I’ll contact the winner via email. Good luck to all of our blog readers!
Somewhere in the mid-western states of America, a huge-boobed girl is toiling behind the counter of a store or working in a chicken factory for minimum wage. Somewhere in Idaho, Iowa or Missouri, a large-chested coed is struggling with college tuition bills. Somewhere, a midwestern housewife wonders what it would be like to be on the cover of a men’s magazine in stores around the world (except where the women wear burkhas.)
SCORE is here to help one of them. But time is running out. Our “Biggest Breasts In The Midwest” contest is wrapping up September 30, 2009.
For complete information and all details, just click on the photo! Maybe you…yes, you at home!…can do your part to make this world a better, bustier place to live in. Know a girl who might qualify? We’re talking big bucks here!
The story behind “Boob Quest,” this week’s super-special at SCORELAND, is that we originally planned to go to Toronto, Canada for two days and shoot Taylor Steele. But one thing happened after another, and when all was said and done, a two-day/one-girl trip turned into nine days/four girls. When you see this video of Arianna Sinn, you’ll understand why we had our studio staff hop on a plane and get to Prague as quickly as possible.
For the record, Arianna is just a shade over five-feet tall, weighs 118 pounds, measures 41-26-34 and has G-cup tits. She’s from Bucharest, Romania. And she’s debuting on SCORELAND today. We think we’ve found a star.
Taylor Steele, who’s already getting rave reviews, is part of this week’s “Boob Quest” special on SCORELAND. She’s new, she’s busty, she’s natural, she’s obviously cute as hell. Another great, brand-new girl will be introduced today. More on her later.
Meanwhile, this week’s poll is about cock size. Not your cock. Porn-stud cock. Unless you’re a porn stud, in which case, congratulations.
Taylor Stevens returns to SCORELAND today on Day 3 of “Boob Quest,” looking a lot different from how we saw her the last time she appeared in 2005. Already, her return has generated some controversy, so we’re gonna have a one day poll: Which Taylor do you like better, Taylor circa 2005 (left) or Taylor as she looks now (right)? Answer in the poll section to the right. Comment below.
Taylor has dropped a lot of weight over the past four years, and her new look is definitely very SCORE Girl. Her old look, of course, was very XL Girl or V-Girl. The new Taylor has brand-new photos and an interview today on SCORELAND.
Last week’s poll asked, “In a big-tit hardcore video, where should the guy cum?” Not surprisingly, the winner was “on her tits” with 49%. The surprise was that “in her mouth” came in second at 17%. “On her face” was third at 16%, followed by “in her pussy” at 14% and “on her ass” at 4%. I thought “in her pussy”–the ol’ cream pie–would come in second. So that shows what I know.
So I haven’t been on the blog in a while and no, it’s not because I have been kidnapped by a tribe of big-boobed women from Mamazon! I’ve actually been takin’ care of big-boob business and getting together all sorts of exciting stuff for you guys. (You can thank me later. And trust me, you WILL be thanking me.) So, let me recap what has been going on here at SCORELAND.
First and foremost, we gave away LOADS of free stuff this week. We gave five lucky winners copies of XL GIRLS SP187 signed by cover girl Samantha 38G! And then we gave away five copies of V-Mag‘s Oct. ’09 issue signed by Renee Ross. We contacted winners via email and we sent your mags out, so keep an eye out for a special delivery!
Now, for those of you who follow the comings and goings on the blog, you know that Renee is very active on here and that she responds to her fans. Well, she wanted to send the winners of her issues a little shout out when she was here this week, and I thought, hey, why not? So check it out as Renee congratulate you guys, personally.
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
Because I am a fan of FREE STUFF, I decided that we should pick TWO MORE WINNERS for the Renee Ross mag giveaway and have her sign two extra mags for you guys. So check it out as she announces the two extra winners and signs their mags in this video. (She’s a generous gal, that Renee!)
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
Okay, we get it…I secretly get off on giving you guys freebies! (It makes me feel sooooo good! lol) So, I started thinking about how Renee’s new movie, Sex In The Titties JUST came out, I thought to myself, wouldn’t it be AWESOME if I had Renee sign a copy of this DVD to give away on the blog?
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!
Then I thought to myself, wait, what if I had her sign that AND her first solo movie, Tits, Tits, Tits and we gave that away on the blog, too?
So, that’s what I am doing! I am going to give you guys a chance to win one of these two DVDs, signed by Ms. Ross!
If you would like to enter to win one of these two signed DVDs, please send your FULL NAME, MAILING ADDRESS and D.O.B. to email@example.com with the words RENEE ROSS DVD GIVEAWAY in the subject line. ONLY ONE ENTRY PER EMAIL, PLEASE!
I will be choosing two winners at random and will send you your autographed DVDs lickety-split. The deadline for all entries is October 3, 2009. I’ll contact winners via email. Good luck and I hope you guys are digging all these giveaways…I am not sure if I am going to get in trouble for throwing so many freebies your way, but what can I say? I love to.
Good to be back on the blog grind! Check out Renee’s video below.