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The outer limits of breast fetishes

January 20, 2010 by Elliot James 6 Comments

We received a letter that will be in this week’s “Scorecard” about a topic that’s rarely discussed in boob magazines or on the Net because its focus is so extremely narrow: breast vascularity.

The magnificent mounds of Nicole Peters.

The magnificent mounds of Nicole Peters.

C.H. wrote us about a girl he saw in a grocery store: “She was dressed rather conservatively except that the neckline of her blouse was cut about as low as it could be, legally speaking, to showcase a rack that was huge, quivering and even vascular to some extent. I mean with a blue vein or two showing on the creamy nakedness. Right on the verge of being gross, you know what I mean? This vascularity thing interests me as I have not really seen it too often on tits. I think I would notice it if it were there. Minka has it, for instance, although not real prominently. But with Minka, I figure it is only logical that such massive implants would increase the blood supply of the supporting structures. The grocery store lady, on the other hand, had tits so perfect, both as to size and quiver, that I figured they had to be naturals. My fantasy is that she got them that way and maintains them that way by simply milking them a lot or by having it done. Seems like that would be a better way to go than implants, and with the added advantage that the hormone changes, etc., might make for a lushified pussy, too.”

Lorna was not pregnant on SCORE's Eleuthera trip.

Lorna was not pregnant on SCORE's Eleuthera trip.

C.H. is really into the veiny look, at least on a fantasy level. I’ve never met a woman who deliberately cultivated the look. (Sounds like a story the writers of the TV show Nip/Tuck might use.) Breast vascularity is really an obscure subject even among the most intense boob aficionados. Most of us tit lovers focus first on size, then shape, the way they hang and how the nipples and areolae look. When you Google “breast vascularity,” it pulls up a lot of medical papers and complicated scientific journals. As yet, I haven’t found anything about it on any forums that focus on their erotic appeal other than the fact that there are some guys who like the look.

Lactation can lead to increased surface vascularity, so our friend C.H. is basically on the right track. We know that veins can become more pronounced during pregnancy and that blue veins are most visible underneath thin, pale-white skin. Some women who have it don’t like it, are embarrassed by it and use Vitamin K creams to try and fade their appearance. Personally, I don’t mind vascularity as long as it’s not extreme with bulging surface veins. What do you think about the veiny look?

One of my favorite pairs, owned by Romina Lopez.

One of my favorite pairs, owned by Romina Lopez.

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Girls you fuck, girls you marry and those fucking Golden Globes fashionistas

January 19, 2010 by Dave 5 Comments

I have a few things on my mind today. Please bear with me for a few minutes.

1. The current SCORELAND Blog poll asks, “Have you ever dated a girl solely because of her big tits?” You can check out the results so far by looking to your right on the page, but here’s what I’m interested in: 11% answered, “Yes, and I ended up marrying her.” If that was your answer, we need to hear from you. Don’t leave us hanging! What happened? Details, please (including boob size, how things went at first, how you met her, etc.) My answer was, “Yes, but it didn’t work out.: My girl, boobs and all, walked out on me in the middle of dinner. She called me a pervert, even though, get this, she was dressed like a hooker and, it turned out, was three-months pregnant.

Lots of leg. Very classy, right? Well, a few seconds after this photo was taken, LegSex.com model Yazmina was sucking cock on camera.

Lots of leg. Very classy, right? Well, a few seconds after this photo was taken, LegSex.com model Yazmina was sucking cock on camera.

Lots of boob. Trashy, right? Well, Rukhsana has never fucked on camera (which isn't a good thing; it's just a fact).

Lots of boob. Trashy, right? Well, Rukhsana has never fucked on camera (which isn't a good thing; it's just a fact).

2. The Golden Globes Awards. Forget about who won and who lost. Here’s what’s rubbing me the wrong way. The fashionistas are all over Mariah Carey because she wore a dress that showed, in their words, too much cleavage. As one critic said of Mariah, “The Herve Leger gown was still elegant, the capped sleeves were cute, the jewelry worked and the pulled back hair was classy. All you really had to do, was…well, cover up!” But these same people loved Jennifer Aniston, who wore a dress that was slit so high, you could see 100% of her legs right up to her hips. Why didn’t she have to, well, cover up? Yeah, I know the answer. Showing legs: Good. Showing boobs: Bad. Well, fuck you, fashionistas.

And that’s all I have to say.

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Blonde jokes (and more)

January 18, 2010 by Elliot James 5 Comments
Human resources.

A blonde walks into an adult bookstore and tells the clerk, “I’d like to see your vibrators.” The clerk says, “Yes, Ma’am, please come this way!” and wiggles his finger. The lady says, “If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need to buy a vibrator.”

A doctor gives a blonde some enema kits to use at home. A week later, she comes back for a follow-up, and the doctor asks if she has been taking the enemas. The blonde says, “Well, what do you think I’ve been doing with them? Shoving them up my ass?”

A blonde is having car trouble, so she takes her car to a mechanic. The mechanic says it will be awhile and she can wait in the ice cream shop next door if she prefers. The blonde has a vanilla ice cream cone while she waits and gets some ice cream on her face. Just then, the mechanic comes into the store and says, “Hi, Miss, It looks like you blew a seal.”  The blonde says, “No, this is just ice cream.”SCORE_cartoon

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The White Bra: Boring or Boner-Inducing?

January 17, 2010 by Maria 30 Comments
Diane Poppos fills this white bra quite nicely.

Diane Poppos fills this white bra quite nicely.

Being the editor of Voluptuous has its perks. For one, I get to stare at big, natural tatas all day long. That is never a bad thing. Secondly, I get to see naked, hot chicks with, yeah you guessed it, big, natural tatas all day, too. And sometimes they are fucking and sucking and sucking and fucking and I get an eyeful of all that busty sex and it’s good. Being an editor…it ain’t a bad gig, I tell you.

And you know what else I see all day?

Bras.

Yup, I come across all sorts of over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders, in all shapes and sizes. They’re an interesting article of clothing, bras are. I often examine these tit contraptions closely because I am always on the lookout for sexy styles for the new V-girls to do their shoots in. Well, today I got to thinking about how when I interview V-Girls, they usually say that there are not a lot of varieties of bras for big tits and that they usually get stuck wearing plain, lacy, white bras. They tell me this with a frown on their faces which leads me to believe that they are unhappy with their white-bra-wearing predicament, but I can’t for the life of me figure out why.

You see, to me, the white, lace bra is a classic. A staple. I think that chicks look hot in them. Some of my

Fiona's see-through white bra exposes her dark nips and that is ALWAYS a good thing.

Fiona's see-through white bra exposes her dark nips and that is ALWAYS a good thing.

earliest horny feelings about busty ladies werewhen I would look at the mail-order catalogs for companies like Maidenform when I was  younger. All those tits in those white bras. It was heavenly. And I like it when we shoot our models in white bras, too. Something about their tits compressed in that white, cotton harness makes me happy. But maybe that is because I, too, wear white bras. (Because it’s true…big bras come in limited colors. You’re lucky if you’re a busty gal and you have any bra that is not white, black or nude colored.)

Chloe's white, lace cups runneth over.

Chloe's white, lace cups runneth over.

And I’ve noticed that there seems to be a group of tit-men out there who agree with me, too. I often get letters from readers when we feature a model in a white, lacy bra saying how much they enjoy the bra shots before the model gets naked.

But, like all things in life, I also come across fans who want bras in different colors and don’t like the white bras, saying they look too old-fashioned.

So, I’m going to take this topic to the masses, namely, you guys. lol

What is your position on white bras? Are you for them or against them? Do they make your cock hard or do they annhilate your boner? Inquiring minds want to know.

For now, enjoy these bra shots from me to you.

xoxo

Maria

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What one man wants to see

January 16, 2010 by Elliot James 2 Comments

The original forum on SCORELAND was “Scorecard,” an off-shoot of the “Scorecard” letters section in SCORE magazine. Over the years, “Scorecard” has been an enjoyable treasure trove of suggestions and ideas. Even though we can’t possible fulfill every desire, I really enjoy reading the suggestions and opinions from readers and members, running the range from basic solo poses to tit-fucking and blow jobs. A lot of comments have to do with poses. Everyone has different tastes and personal preferences, and that’s what makes the section so interesting. In this “Scorecard” email, Dale submits three special poses he wants to see. Pose #1 doesn’t seem to have much snap to it, at least to do on a regular basis. I like #2 and #3.

“There are three particular poses I’d like to see in all your shoots,” Dale writes. “I’m a strange dichotomy of a crude S.O.B. and a gentleman who puts beautiful women on a pedestal.

“#1. The view of a woman when she’s sleeping. You know, after the body-slamming ecstasy, when she’s begged you to stop and your balls are drained and you’re both satisfied. She’s lying on her side and your view is her back and ass and legs. She’s asleep, not looking over her shoulder at you. You know, a still-life, like reality.”

Sleepy time for Gianna.

Sleepy time for Gianna.

#2. “Close-up shots of a model’s open mouth/face as if she’s waiting to receive your load direct from your spurting rod. ”

"As if she's waiting to receive your load..." writes Dale.

"As if she's waiting to receive your load..." writes Dale.

#3. “I know you’re a big-boob site, but, like in real life, when a woman is in doggie, there’s nothing hotter than when she uses both hands to spread her cheeks, inviting you to an irresistible target/targets. Make sure though that she has nice fingernails, real or aftermarket. Nails chewed down below the finger line are a turn-off.”

"Using both hands to spread her asscheeks."

"Using both hands to spread her asscheeks."

Gianna really was asleep in photo #1, taken during the making of Big-Boob Paradise in The Bahamas a couple of years ago. I couldn’t find the exact kind of shot Dale described with the model’s back to the camera. I can’t even remember seeing that kind of picture. It’s the kind of pose that’s shot specifically by request. The only additions I’d make to Africa’s photo would be for her to stick her tongue out as far as possible and open her eyes. In photo #3, Diane Poppos is probably not spreading as much as Dale would tell her to if he had been the photographer, but I don’t think he would complain about the perfect condition of her nails. Or the rest of Diane’s body. The nylons and high heels add another erotic charge, although I’m sure the fans of bare soles would grouse about the shoes.

I have another “Scorecard” letter about tit-fucking positions, almost as long as a press release from Rod Blagojevich. We’ll save that for another day.

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Jayden & Kali & Isis & Cynthia: SCORELAND is boobin’!

January 15, 2010 by Elliot James 10 Comments
You can trust your car to a girl without a bra.

You can trust your car to a girl without a bra.

There’s a whole lotta sweatermeat jiggling this weekend at SCORELAND, starting today with Isis Haze and her busty car wash show. Isis has the answer to the auto industry woes…if only they would listen.

Kali throws a POV hand party.

Kali throws a POV hand party.

Eight months knocked-up, Kali West shows how handy she is at cum extraction in Tits & Tugs. That’s going up Saturday.

You met Jayden Prescott when she arrived at The SCORE Studio and chatted in a blog video with Dave. Now Jayden’s first photo shoot is ready to roll in “New Discovery” on Sunday.

Jayden's first time!

Jayden's first time!

Breastnosis: The research continues.

Breastnosis: The research continues.

Our research into the mysteries of breastnosis continues with Cynthia Flowers  in “Boob Hypnosis,” posting Sunday in our Hardcore Special section. Cynthia’s major bazonkas turn us into real suckers. Stare at them and she’s got you.

See you in the members’ area!

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Still No. 1 after all these years

January 14, 2010 by Dave 39 Comments
Linsey's first pictorial: her 18th birthday shoot

Linsey's first pictorial: her 18th birthday shoot

Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s enduring popularity never ceases to amaze me. I mean, here’s a girl who debuted in 1996, and as we all know, in the world of big boobs (and porn in general), everybody wants to see new girls. Well, more than 13 years after she debuted in the December ’96 issue of SCORE, LDM is still No. 1. And that’s pretty damn impressive.

Of course, the recent SCORELAND Blog poll was very unscientific, but I think the results would have held up even if we had done the poll in the members area or in the magazine. We asked, “Of the following four choices, who do you think is the greatest SCORE model ever?” and 509 people voted. Linsey came in first with 44%, Chloe Vevrier was second at 31%, SaRenna Lee was third at 14% and Christy Marks, recently named “Best of the Decade” by SCORELAND members, was fourth at 11%.

A few thoughts: One, through the years, Linsey (who is a member of the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame) has fended off challenges from Sharday, Merilyn Sakova, Karina Hart and others to keep her standing at No. 1. SCORE readers keep telling us so. Second, it’s amazing that Chloe Vevrier, another Hall of Famer, has also retained her popularity through three decades. I mean, Linsey has always been a lot more front-and-center, publicity-wise, than Chloe, but Chloe hung with her in the voting (and, in retrospect, I thought the photo I picked for Chloe was the worst of the four I picked for the four girls). Third, the three girls from the 1990s really stomped the one girl from the 2000s. Fifth, I don’t care who else we might have included in the voting–and a lot of you made suggestions–Linsey still would have come out on top.

You know, I have a hunch that if we hold this poll again in January 2020, Linsey will be No. 1 again. Toppling Linsey is going to be a very tall order for the girls of the 2010s.

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Anna Kay’s Voluptuous mag debut

January 13, 2010 by Elliot James 10 Comments
Anna Kay enters SCORELAND.

Anna Kay enters SCORELAND.

Today, SCORELAND is happy to present Anna Kay’s first photo shoot from the Holiday ’09 Voluptuous PLUS a matching video! We’re pumped about it and think you will be too.  Anna’s a magnificent new discovery. Here’s an excerpt from an interview Anna did with V-Mag editor Maria.

V-MAG: Now, we are sure that you are going to have plenty of fans once they see how beautiful you are. What’s your advice to guys who’ll approach you after seeing you in V-Mag?

ANNA KAY: I think it would be to just be gentlemen. Treat me with respect. I respond to that.

V-MAG: What if they wanted to take you out on a date?

ANNA KAY: I like dinner dates. I love seafood. A guy could take me to eat some good crab legs and I love that.

V-MAG: I hope you guys take note of that! Ask her to a seafood dinner!

ANNA KAY: Oh, especially Spondivits in Atlanta. I love that place. 

(Copies of Anna’s Voluptuous mag debut are in stock at eBoobStore)

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I need to be around when stuff like this happens.

January 12, 2010 by Dave 3 Comments
If I saw a chick dressed like this doing this, I'd be pumping something else.

If I saw a chick dressed like this doing this, I'd be pumping something else.

Now, I know, I have no right to complain. I mean, look at where I work. If I wanted to (or, rather, if I wasn’t busy), I could walk right into the studio right now and see a beautiful, busty, naked woman. Maybe she’d even be fucking. But, you know, there’s just something special about seeing something that you’re not supposed to see…or seeing a woman doing something that she’s not supposed to be doing.

Like this. And this.

The MILFs in my neighborhood don't dress like this.

The MILFs in my neighborhood don't dress like this.

Can I help you find something, ma'am?

Can I help you find something, ma'am?

The girl you’re looking at is Lori Pleasure. She dresses like a slut, acts like a slut, is a slut, and if I said that to her, she’d say, “Thank you, Dave.” If you want to see her fucking (anal and all), the link is right here. There’s a video, too.

Lori has pussy jewelry that dangles. Yes, dangles, as in hangs down. She once told me, “I don’t own a single skirt that goes much below my pussy or a single pair of jeans that goes higher than my pelvic bone.” She also never wears panties, so sometimes when she’s out, her pussy jewelry dangles beneath the hemline of her skirt.

“People see it, then a second later, they realize where it’s hanging from,” Lori said.

I was also not at Hoover Dam when Vixen LaMoore was dressed like this or in that drug store in Australia when Angela White was dressed like that. And, no, I’m not complaining. I was just looking for an excuse to post these photos on the Blog.

Damn it, Vixen LaMoore is busting out on the damn dam!

Damn it, Vixen LaMoore is busting out on the damn dam, and my damn balls are about to burst!

I would happily spend my life upside down to be in Australia with Angela.

I would happily spend my life upside down to be in Australia with Angela. Or to be in Angela in Australia.

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A big boobie birthday shout-out to…

January 11, 2010 by Elliot James 2 Comments
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