This is Taylor Steele. She’s playing now on SCORELAND to kick off the week-long “Boob Quest” special. She’s new. She’s Canadian. She has G-cup tits. They’re natural. So is she. And she’s very excited about being on SCORELAND. On her model info sheet under “Occupation,” Taylor put, “SCORE Model!!! :)” Oh, and her hobby is having sex. What a coincidence! It’s ours, too.
Actually, it’s not a postage stamp (although it would make a damn good one). It’s not a poster (although, come to think of it, maybe it should be). It’s a matrix. No, not a Keanu Reaves matrix (bad acting isn’t allowed on SCORELAND). Click on it and you’ll see. It’s a matrix of SCORE and V-Mag’s top 100 big-boob models who debuted in the issues dated from January 2000 to Holiday 2009. Yes, the decade is coming to an end, and we’re asking SCORELAND members to help us celebrate.
Starting September 24 and day by day for 99 days, we’ll ask members to vote on which girl should fill each spot, one by one, beginning with No. 100 and culminating with the No. 1 Model of the Decade, to be announced on January 1, 2010. So, on September 24, you’ll vote on who should be No. 100. On September 23, you’ll vote on who should be No. 99. It’s kind of a Survivor-type thing where people get voted off the island, although in this case, even being model No. 100 is impressive considering the thousands of girls who have debuted in SCORE and Voluptuous over the past 10 years.
We’re posting the matrix now in the member’s area of SCORELAND so you can start doing your homework. Yeah, this is a members-only thing. You know what they say…membership has its privileges. And let’s face it, how often do you get to make history and jack at the same time?
Searching for busty, sexy women can be boom or bust for your SCORELAND seekers. Finding big tits is no joke. This weekend, SCORELAND begins a massive super-special called “Boob Quest.” SCORE and Voluptuous photographer Jose is sent to Canada to photograph and videograph (is that a word?) a natural newcomer. But one thing happens after another, and before he knows it, a one-model, two-day trip is expanding and expanding! Where will Jose’s quest take him? What countries will he visit? What big-titted beauties will he bring back for SCORELAND members? Find out starting Friday, September 18!
Friends, roamers, models, actual SCORELAND members…lend me your ears. I come to praise areolae, not to bury my face in them. (Otherwise known as motorboating.)
Areolae are often neglected even by the most hardcore breast fanatics. We’re guilty of neglect, too. In many of our model interviews, we ask about breast size, weight, bra preferences, nipple stimulation and play… but we sometimes suck at areolae questions.
The areola is more than a perimeter of tawny real estate surrounding the nipple, a bullseye to help you hone in on the nipple. The areola is very interesting. No two are exactly identical. When I write the “Boob Beat” column in SCORE magazine, I pick up all kinds of interesting facts. Such as when a woman’s arousal winds down, her erect nipple seems to shrink. What happens is that the areolae enlarge, making the nipples look smaller. The areolae become engorged and wrinkled as orgasm winds down. That makes the nipples look larger.
In honor of the oft-neglected areolae, I give you a selection of super-wide pancake areolae. The biggest I can find on SCORELAND! There’s more later.
The first season of More To Love is over, and Malissa, the blonde with the biggest pair of tits seen on reality TV in a long time, didn’t get her man. Luke picked Tali, forsaking boobs for apparent love. Good luck, buddy. As for Malissa, her rack got her to the final two, but when the chips were down, she choked. She failed to pull out the big guns when she needed them most, barely baring her cleavage on the final two dates and then making the mistake so many other big-titted women have made: she wore a strapless dress. As any boob lover knows, strapless dresses minimize, and at that point, Malissa needed to maximize to get the guy.
I think Luke made a mistake. He went for love, and love isn’t found on reality shows. He should’ve picked the girl he most wanted to fuck, which was clearly Malissa. Unless, of course, he’d already fucked her. I’m having a hard time getting a read on that. Malissa kept going on about how Luke was such a gentleman, which can mean one of two things:
1. He kept his hands off her tits, even though they were right in his face.
2. He made sure she came before he did.
Anyway, it’s over, although from the start, Malissa clearly wanted nothing more than her 15 minutes of fame. Now she can go back to Covina, California and continue her career as a waitress. Ho-hum.
Or she can get a lifetime extension on that 15 minutes of fame.
Come to SCORELAND, Malissa. We’ll treat you like a lady—professional makeup, hair styling, photographers—and even put you on the cover of an international magazine. Our guys will worship you in a way wimpy Luke never did, and maybe you’ll even win our $50,000 model search contest!
Okay, I don’t expect Malissa to read this. But there must be someone out there who knows her and can pass along the message. You’ve been teasing us for months, Malissa. It’s time for you to show us your tits!
This is Brandy Ryder, who was in the studio shooting a new feature film with Renee Ross and Samantha. Lester, our videographer, was shooting some backstage footage, and I squeezed myself in and interviewed her.
You know, sometimes tits look light and empty, and sometimes tits look heavy and full. Brandy’s look super-heavy and full. Totally tit-fuckable. Brandy’s rack definitely looks fuller and heavier than it did the last time I saw her (fucking) at XLGirls.com and FeedHerFuckHer.com. Her hair is darker, too, although I have to admit, I’m not spending much time looking at her hair.
My favorite moment of this clip is at 2:08, when Brandy absentmindedly separates her tits and looks down, like it’s something she does all the time (which I’m guessing it is). It’s as if the camera captured this girl-next-door in a completely natural moment, in a moment of tit self-fascination. Enjoy.
The new SCORE DVD catalog is hot off the press after several months of conscientious labor by your dedicated SCORE editors, art directors and pre-press staff, not to mention the printers, mail handlers, truck drivers and letter carriers.
As you can see by the cover, one of the main new releases is Sex In The Titties. Nice, eh? That’s Camelia Davis’ face you can’t see since it’s stuck in Renee Ross’ candy jar. Other new titles include Busty Workin’ Sistas, The Breast of SCORELAND, Ripe Racks and Busty Slut Expo.
If you don’t get our quarterly catalog in the mail, you can still see every page of it on the web right now. That’s right! Just log in to our eBoobStore and from there, click on ONLINE CATALOG at the left side of the page under PRODUCTS. You’ll be magically transported to an exact on-line duplicate of the catalog.
Ain’t technology great? This is really cool. You can even order a DVD or two through it.
This week’s poll asks where you want the cum shot to land when you’re watching a hardcore big-tit video. On her tits? On her face? On her ass? In her mouth? In her pussy? So many choices. And, hey, some of those stunt cocks have really bad aim and the cum lands in the girl’s hair (I like that, they usually don’t) or in her eyes (the girls hate that; they say it stings).
This reminds me of something Brandy Talore (who’s had more than her share of cum on her tits) said to Christy Marks: “I’m over having guys cum on my boobs. I mean, I like it, but all guys want to do is cum on my boobs. I understand that, but please, someone give me a facial!” Hey, Brandy, no problem! I’m whipping up a batch right now!
Last week, we asked if you enjoy eating pussy, and I was shocked by the results. A whopping 75% said yes, while only 12% do it out of obligation and 8% don’t like it at all. So, apparently, there aren’t too many dissatisfied women out there (assuming you guys are eating pussy right). I thought only about a third of you would say you like eating pussy and that the majority of you did it out of obligation, so there you go. I should have a little more faith in mankind. And then there was the other 5% that said, “I prefer sucking cock.” I’m guessing that Renee, Samantha, Veronica and Sienna chimed in on the poll!
I recently ran a SCORELAND members’ poll asking how they like their favorite SCORELAND girls to look in photos and videos.
26% liked the girls glammed-up. Make-up, hair, fancy dress and all that.
48% preferred the girl-next-door look. Tank-top, shorts or mini. (Personally, I favor this look. But no jeans. Don’t cover those legs!)
26% were indifferent. It didn’t matter to them.
Where do you stand and why?