Brittany Love graced the cover of SCORE's first 'New Millenium" issue.
The January 2000 edition of SCORE went on-line at SCORELANDon December 17, 1999 with pictorials of Brittany Love (covergirl and first photo set), debutante Daizie Kellogg, exotic dancers Amber Waves and Chrissy Lynn Peaks, super-sized B.B. Gunns from Philadelphia, porn star Carolyn Monroe, curvy newcomer Cindy Cupps and bra-destroyer Kayla Kleevage courageously tackling the organ of Ron “The Hedgehog” Jeremy. (The photos were black-dotted in the newsstand magazine. Uncensored hardcore officially started in April ’00.)
B.B. rode the super-sized wave in 2000 like Maxi Mounds and others.
January ’00 marked the beginning of SCORE‘s longtime association with Brittany and Cindy. They’ve both made many videos at our studio since. The 1999 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Contest was announced with 35 girls entered. The winner was announced in the May ’00 issue. Does anyone remember who won?
Other sections included Reader Art by Jerry Haines from South Carolina and feature dancer Alyssa Alps was all over the USA in her “On The Road” column. The SCORE Model Directory listed the mailing addresses of the more accessible models. Email and the Net have made this list of post office boxes more or less obsolete.
Brittany attended Boob Cruise 2000.
If you’re a print magazine collector, here’s some publishing trivia. January ’00 was the last of the “perfect bound” issues, meaning the cover is glued to the pages and has a flat spine. Beginning with the February ’00 edition (a massive 164 page issue), SCORE would now be stapled through the centerfold, or “saddle-stitched” as book-binders call the process. The next step in computronic format began with January ’03 SCORE when the exact copy of the newsstand magazine itself went on-line through Virtual-Newsstand.com. We were one of the first men’s mag publishers to try it, and it’s updated every issue. Check it out if you’ve never seen how an actual magazine looks on your monitor. Very cool.
When it comes to the girls’ wardrobes, I know a lot of people like to see them in the kind of outfits a girl wears in “real life” (the mall, a restaurant, the park), but my own personal preference is costume play, aka “cos play.” Maybe that’s because I lived down the block from a strip club during my formative years. We did a survey on SCORELAND not long ago, asking “What is your favorite fantasy girl?”
Cherry Brady: heavy-hanging angel of mercy.
Sexy teacher was #1 with 47% of 1000 polled while sexy nurse was second with 33%. For me, it’s nurse and maid. I had only a couple of hot teachers my whole life; the rest were ugly, old meanies. So I have a hard time relating. But I’ve known hot nurses and hot maids. Sexist? Of course. I fully admit it.
Carolyn Monroe cures this sicko on SCORELAND.
There’s a restaurant in Tempe, Arizona called the Heart Attack Grill with waitresses dressed like nurses. The nurse motif is not really why it’s called that. It’s the high-fat menu. Reporters, columnists, writers as well as nurses and nursing organizations have criticized the restaurant and the overall fantasy depiction of the nursing profession in movies and men’s magazines. The owner is my hero, and not for his burgers. Does anyone else fantasize about Cindy Cupps, Cherry Brady and Jezhabelle nursing you back from a fake illness? Or serving you non-fatty veggie-burgers in a hospital restaurant? But it has to be a fantasy nurse outfit out of Fredericks or Shirley of Hollwood. And they have to wear stripper fuck-shoes. Not a real nurse’s outfit. Especially those God-awful real-life British nurse uniforms. Those don’t measure up. Renee Ross said she wears scrubs. That doesn’t do it for me, but the thought of her being a nurse does.
Alanna Ackerman's visiting nurse service
Sexist? Chauvinistic? You bet. And proud of it. I have my list of SCORELAND Girls who’ve yet to don the crossed cap that I want to see dressed as nurses. A man can hope.
Natalie Fiore is going great guns in the "Best of the Decade" voting.
Brianna Costello is No. 22, Bozena is No. 21, Anna Carlene is No. 20 (an unexpected and impressively high finish), and now we’re down to the final 19 in “The Best of the Decade,” in which we’re trying to decide who is the No. 1 big-titted SCORE and Voluptuous newcomer of the decade that’s winding to a close.
As expected, the number of votes case daily is increasing now that the number of remaining girls is down, but the surprises continue. The biggest surprise? Natalie Fiore, who has never won any awards but whose natural breast expansion over the past year or so seems to have made her a favorite with voters. At the current rate, Natalie is headed for a Top 3 finish. But some of the usual suspects are starting to close in on her. Let’s see if voters target Natalie the same way they targeted Angelina Vallem a few weeks ago (at one point, Angelina had received fewer votes than any other girl; that’s not nearly the case anymore).
Now for a tease: I just finished shooting a little bit of blog video of a brand-new newcomer (never modeled, never stripped; she’s a college student) who’s 4’10” tall, has full, beautiful G-cup naturals (I think they might be bigger; she never wears a bra so she’s unsure of her size) and is also pretty and super cute. Stay tuned.–Dave
I love looking through videos on SCORELAND because every now and then, I find something that makes me reminisce. I found this clip earlier today, and I had to share it with you.
But before I show you this clip, I want to give you a little background as to how it came to be. Our story takes place in a little castle in the countryside of Hungary. (Man, I just realized that I have a lot tit tales to tell you guys. While typing this, I had to stop and jot down a few reminders so I wouldn’t forget some crazy stories for future posts!)
Karina Hart is spectacular. She is perfect.
Okay, so it is no secret that I am a Karina Hart fan. (I mean, who could NOT be a Karina Hart fan? She is smokin’ hot. And check out her pics in this polka dot getup from SCORE Holiday ’08. YOWZA. ) Well, she was one of the first models that I met on the “Hungary for Hooters” trip last year, and here’s a fun fact; She and I shared the same bottle of shampoo the whole trip. (Which is not hot at all. But have any of you ever shared shampoo with Karina Hart? Nope. So let me have my moment. lol) We also chit-chatted about music (She is a big fan of rap, especially Tupac) and made jokes. She is a charming woman. And she is just as hot in person. No doubt about it.
And then there is Mandy Pearl. I also met her in Hungary, and let
Mandy Pearl is THE girl-next-door. A stacked sweetie.
me just say that her adorable British accent killed me! Sigh. I mean, I was a goner from the moment she said, “Oh, hello. I’m Mandy.” That was it. I was all googly-eyed and little cartoon hearts must have been floating around above my head. And it didn’t hurt that when I met her, she was wearing this lingerie outfit. Not only is she just fucking adorable, but she is one of the NICEST girls you will ever meet. She’s down to Earth, funny, and she made it a point to have dinner with the crew each night, even after 16-hour production days. She listened to music with all of us after dinner and sang and danced with the crew. Just thinking about her makes me want to break into song
Oh, Mandy! Well you came and you gave without taking…
(Yeah, Mandy Pearl makes you sing Barry Manilow. It happens.)
Okay, so back to the tale of the video clip…
I’m in Hungary with Karina Hart and Mandy Pearl, and we are sitting around a table right after breakfast. Someone had just come back from the store and brought back some essentials. You know…coffee, sugar, soap, batteries, snacks, drinks and water balloons. What? Water balloons are essential, people! lol
So, I see these balloons and I look at the girls and I say, “Let’s go play with these!” But they couldn’t because they were set to do a tennis shoot in a few minutes.
Well, I was disappointed for about three seconds, and then I said, “Aren’t you going to be hot after that?” And I smiled.
They laughed, and that was all I needed to grab an empty garbage nearby and head off to fill water balloons. I arrived on the tennis court a half- hour later lugging a garbage full of balloons, and the rest, as they say, is Big Tit History.
They nailed each other with balloons and laughed and frolicked. It was glorious. It reminded me of when you fantasize about a bunch of girls at a slumber party. You know what I’m talking about. All of them looking hot and bodacious and, like, fooling around. And then they start pillow fighting. And then they are playfully wrestling, and oops! All of sudden, clothes start coming off, and then it’s a big lezzie orgy…
You know you’ve had that fantasy.
So, yes, what I am trying to say is that Karina and Mandy, two hot, curvy babes with accents (Oh, yeah. Accents! SO HOT!) basically got frisky, giggled, played, got wet and then took their tops off and rubbed titties all in my presence. AND IT WAS ALL MY IDEA.
No wonder this is one of my favorite clips of all time. You guys can check out the entire scene on SCORELAND by clicking HERE. At the very least, check out the highlights below. I’m telling you guys, sometimes, just sometimes, you’re in the right place at the right time.
Hooter exercises, car washing, breast massages and hot sex. There’s something for everyone this weekend at SCORELAND.
You’ll be sweating hard yourself during Camelia Davis’ fitness video “Sweatin’ To The Boobies.” Camelia appears in the December ’09 Voluptuous and has a complete workout from top to bottom. During a timeout, Miss Davis spoke to Maria in an exclusive titty-chat. “I like to dress in really sexy, very skimpy outfits,” Camelia told Maria. “I love to wear short skirts and really tight tops and I am always in high heels. I like to look sexy all the time.” That’s good news for us bazooma-lovers!
Camelia can suck her nipples, too!
Leave it in Janet's hands.
There are some good car wash scenes in the movies. Joy Harmon in Cool Hand Luke. Denise Richards and Neve Campbell in Wild Things. Liv Tyler in One Night At McCool’s. The opener of Soul Men. Eliza Dushku and Kirsten Dunst in Bring It On. But Janet Jade’s car washing video at SCORELAND this weekend singlehandedly- blows them all out of the water. Janet taking care of business in “Bikini Car Wash” is the best car wash scene I’ve watched in a looooong time. Not since Linsey Dawn and Autumn-Jade has a car been so auto-buffed to a fine sheen. Why was I not born a Jeep?
Horny lady Aspen goes for a massage in the video “Big Tit Rubdown” and gets the breast treatment any woman’s boobs can get. Aspen gets worked-up to the point of no return by her masseur’s magic fingers, so she has to suck his cock then fuck him as only she can! They don’t need to make it on a bed. The massage table will do just fine. If you’re a fan of this sexy babe from the Pacific Northwest, you’ll bust a large nut over Aspen in this video. She has appeared in seven Voluptuous pictorials and never modeled anywhere else.
The Mamazons live in isolation away from male members.
The jungle drums say that Mamazon is now available in our VOD website, SCOREOnDEMAND after its initial release as a two-disc DVD last June.
The XXX big-boobed feature film follows the sexploits of a tribe of busty females who capture a group of male explorers. The guys are after a stone idol that has the power to give girls big tits.
A lot of swinging goes on when the guys are held prisoner by the tribe, who are all virgins to the cock but not to the pussy. But at all costs, the men must not get their hands on their sacred idol, or the Mamazons will lose the power of big tits.
Queen Alexis and her concubine treat themselves to the sausage ritual.
The tribal witch doctor falls prey to his jungle spear.
Daylene Rio, Shyla Shy, Kali West and Rachel Love are the Mamazons. Alexis Silver is their queen, a ruthless woman, erotic and sultry but also savage and unforgiving.
Visit MamazonTheMovie to see the video trailer, a photo-synopsis in comic book format and very cool, downloadable wallpaper.
I love to see a woman's tits from the side…thank you, Yurizan!
I love to blog about tits and why I love them, why they rule and all the good stuff in between.
And part of that involves one of my favorite things of all time…
The profile shot of a great pair of bazoombas.
I don’t know what it is about that titty side-view that makes me happy, but it does.
(Check out Yurizan‘s profile shot from the Holiday ’08 issue of SCORE. Isn’t it glorious? Doesn’t it just bring a smile of pure joy to your face?)
Maybe it’s because deep down inside, in places that I don’t discuss at dinner parties…I am an ass-lover, too.
(And cue collective GASP! from all you die-hard boob lovers out there. LOL I am, after all, not only the the editor of V-mag but the editor of BootyLicious mag, too!)
When a lady stands sideways like that, not only do you get to see the wonderful slope of her tit and the wonderful curve underneath it, but you also get a peek at her backside. And who doesn’t love that? Seeing her ripe rump and her glorious ta-tas takes me to a place in my mind where I imagine her in doggie-style. Maybe someone is spanking her ass and cupping her boobs at the same time. Maybe whispering dirty, sweet nothings into her ear.
And that, my friends, is hot. Period. You can’t compete with the wonderful images that the side boob shot inspires.
(And for the record, Yurizan, in all her amazing and possibly EPIC sexiness, was the PERFECT model for this blog posting. But then again, she is one of my faves, so I am a little biased!) 😛