According to the Wiki gods, today is International Dance Day. On this day, you can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind….
No, wait…that’s the Safety Dance.
Well, although they deemed it International Dance Day, the powers that be failed to say what kind of dancing that entailed, so I am going to go ahead and call today International Sexy Dance Day. Just let the International Dance Committee try and stop me.
So on this day I am going to pay homage to some sexy dancers that I happen to enjoy. All of these ladies dance their asses off, naked, and that is really the best kind of dancing there is.
And I don’t think it matters what you call them; strippers, exotic dancers, ecdysiasts, bump-and-grinders, burlesque queens, lap dancers, peelers, or striptease artists, they are amazing and that’s all there is to it.
In fact, I remember when SCORE used to do a feature called Caught in the Act where we would check out one of our busty babes at the strip club she was dancing at. And who can forget the dancing on the deck during those long nights at sea during the Boob Cruises? Yes, we have always held the naked dancer in high regard here at SCORELAND.
So check out these tiny-yet-huge-breasted dancers and enjoy International Sexy Dance Day, because even though it’s not a holiday, it totally fucking should be.
Kelly Christiansen knows that she's the one you paid to see.
Back in the old days (and for me, that was the late 1970s and early 1980s), if you wanted to see a porn movie, you basically had three choices: 1.) Go to a peep show emporium; 2.) Set up your 8mm projector in your basement, watch one of those old Swedish Erotica reels and hope the sprockets didn’t break; 3.) Go to an adult theater.
I don’t know about you, but I usually opted for No. 3., which entailed the following: 1.) Finding a seat as far from another person as possible (for obvious reasons); and then 2.) Sitting there and watching the entire movie (or movies, usually) from beginning to end, meaning all the sex and all the plot/acting in-between, hoping and waiting for something good to happen. And if it did, I’d have to wait another few hours if I wanted to see it again. Watching a porn movie was a very frustrating, very linear experience.
Of course, all that changed with videos and, then, DVDs, and, now, high-speed streaming videos online. You know, there are times when I pine for the days when I’d go to the adult theaters in Bay Shore, New York and Syracuse (the Westcott) and sit there for hours watching Desiree Cousteau and Seka. And then I come to my senses and think, “Idiot, those might have been the old days, but they definitely weren’t the good old days.”
Now, we watch what we want when we want it and in total privacy. We used to have to sit through a half-hour of Jamie Gillis making believe he was acting before getting what we paid our five bucks to see. Now, if I want to see Kelly Christiansen giving a blow job and not watch the setup, I can be there in seconds. Cum shot? No problem. I’m there. Instant gratification, and if I want to watch something again, I do it. No waiting. And no creepy seatmates, either. (One time at the “Triple Treat Theater” in Show World on Eighth Avenue in NYC, I noticed that the guy two seats down had his cock out and was jacking wildly; I moved just in time.)
Which brings me to the point of today’s Blog: How do you watch hardcore (or even solo) videos, either on SCORELAND or on DVD?
I’m guessing that a lot of you watch a scene straight-through (meaning from start to finish) the first time, then for all subsequent viewings, you jump right to your favorite moment or moments. But maybe some of you NEVER watch a scene from start to finsh. Maybe you’re always fast-forwarding and jumping around until you get to the key (jackable) moment. Of course, if you never watch a scene from start to finish, you might be missing out on some good stuff.
Natasha's back. And showing her back. Because she also has back besides boobs.
The other day, I read a news item about celebrities who had worked at McDonald’s at some point in their lives. Some of the names mentioned were singer Shania Twain, actress Sharon Stone and TV host Star Jones. I’m trying to visualize Sharon Stone in her famous scene from Basic Instinct as a McDonald’s drive-through girl. It would be a good comedy skit.
Whenever I see those famous golden arches, I don’t think of burgers. I see a pair of big breasts from a bird’s-eye point-of-view or a girl lying down, her boobs pointing at the ceiling.
Sadly, one of our own celebrities at SCORELAND was not mentioned in the article. Talk about neglect!
Natasha used to work at McDonald’s. But then an issue arose about those degrading paper hats they have the employees wear. As Natasha remembered it last year when she debuted at SCORELAND, she didn’t wear her hat at the job and the female manager “just told me to go home, and at that time, my car was in the shop so my parents had to drop me off at work. Well, that happened like 10 minutes after, so my mom got really mad, and then my dad ended up picking me up, and he cussed out the store manager, and then she fired me for it.”
So Natasha became an exotic dancer instead of climbing the corporate ladder to become an assistant manager. Then she tried modeling and liked it.
Their loss is SCORELAND‘s gain. There is a fairness in life sometimes.
I bring all this up because Natasha is back with a new XXX scene, “La Dulce Vida,” something I’ve been eagerly hoping and waiting over a year for. And I’m lovin’ it. You will, too.
The new SCORE Model of the Year winner!
This time, Natasha is decked out in old-school men’s magazine garb. The black stockings, the garters, the bra and panties…the works. The only accessory that’s missing is a sexy paper hat. Welcome back, Natasha.
Ya want fries with that?
Also at SCORELAND is this fresh pictorial of the new SCORE Model of the Year Kelly Christiansen. It’s a well-deserved win! Kelly never ceases to stagger everyone in her path. She has it all. The SCORE Man’s dream wife. Every SCORE Man should have one.
“I’m just very flattered,” Kelly said. “That’s the first thing that comes to mind. Flattered, surprised, shocked, wow! What else can I say? It’s great. Thank you so much!”
Being a SCORE Girl has helped Kelly’s self-confidence. “I think I said that was one of the reasons I got into this, that I wanted to boost my confidence. It worked! I’m definitely not as shy as I used to be. That’s definitely a good thing for me.”
Congratulations, Kelly! Hope to see you back again soon.
Ah, the lineup. That moment on-location somewhere beautiful when all the sexy babes on vacation with us come together like a Beatles song, standing side-by-side, tits held high, like a summit of stackdom. It’s fucking glorious and one of my favorite things about location shoots.
It’s like a buffet of tits for your dick. It’s that good.
Because, really, when will you ever see a feast of flesh this amazing anywhere else? I don’t care where you live or where you shop, there is no way that one day, five scantily clad, stacked babes are gonna show up and stand side-by-side in big-tit harmony like this at your local supermarket or mall.
It ain’t happening.
And, really, this is what we’re known for at SCORELAND. The big-tit vacation and subsequent lineup are…like…our thing. We are good at it. I would venture to say that no one does it better.
I mean, I saw it IN PERSON once when I went on-location to Hungary, and it was impressive. Busty, topless hotties all grouped together, giggling and shaking their tits at one another…have mercy, it was like I died and went to big-tit heaven.
So today, I salute the lineup and all the babes who sand tall and proud and say, “Hey, I have big tits and so do these gals standing next to me. Please, stare at them.”
I probably don’t need to explain Administrative Professionals Day, also called Admin Day or Secretaries Day, which is tomorrow, the last Wednesday of the month of April. (In Europe, where it’s on the third Wednesday, it was already celebrated on April 19.)
I’m sure each of you know the complete and detailed history of this special holiday since its creation in 1952.
On this day, receptionists, administrative assistants, administrative support staffers, secretaries and other office workers are honored and celebrated for their hard work.
It is not too late to secure gifts of flowers, candy, handbags, cash and memberships to SCORELAND for your secretaries and other clerical staffers.
We, too, at The SCORE Group, would like to honor these tireless functionaries, for upon their shoulders (in our case, upon their bra cups) rests the success, efficiency and productiveness of the world’s businesses. The world may not always know of their behind-the-scenes endeavors, and so this holiday was devised. Surprisingly enough, the furniture and department stores do not celebrate this day with sales nor do the car dealers and bra stores of the world.
Ah, the closeup shot of big tits…is there anything fucking better?
I mean, when you see a big pair of tits in the distance, isn’t your first thought, “Damn, I wish those big tits were in my face right now!”?
When you’re at a strip club and one of the dancers has a nice rack, don’t you want her to come over to you and slap those tits all over your face?
When a chick is riding your rod, isn’t it awesome when she leans forward and puts those tits right in your face?
Even as a baby…you wanted tits in your face.
Wanting tits in your face is an innate need. It’s a primal thing. It’s science, people.
That’s why today, on this ordinary Monday, I am going to put a lot of tits in your face. Because Mondays need more tits. And your face needs tits all up in it.
Click the pics to enlarge them and please, enjoy these tits…IN YOUR FACE.
xoxox,
Maria
Sophie Mae likes to moisturize before she puts her tits…IN YOUR FACE!
Hitomi ices up her nipples right before she puts her tits…IN YOUR FACE!
Terri Jane is naked and in bed, waiting to put her tits…IN YOUR FACE!
Karina Hart would like you to join her in the shower so she can put her tits…IN YOUR FACE!
Ashley Sage has a pair of honey-covered tits and she wants to put them……IN YOUR FACE!
These are Janet Jade’s glorious mocha titties……IN YOUR FACE!
This is Valory Irene and if you were underwater right now, her tits would be…IN YOUR FACE!
This is Westy and these are her tits…IN YOUR FACE!
So it turns out that back in 2009, in the early days of the Blog, I wrote a posting called, “Why I like XXX knocked-up chicks with big tits.” The post got quite a few comments for back then, which indicates that a lot of you are interested in pregnant, big-titted girls who fuck. You don’t see many of them, but when you do, it’s pretty hot. At least I think so.
Well, about a week ago, Shyla Shy returned to SCORELAND, and wouldn’t you know it, she was pregnant! And she fucked! So I got to thinking, “How many preggers have fucked for SCORELAND or XLGirls.com?” And the answer is, not as many as you might think, but enough to keep a XXX pregger-lover interested.
April McKenzie
April McKenzie was seven-months pregnant when she did the deed at XLGirls.com. I love the way she introduced her scene: so girl-next-doorish and sexy. Sunshine was also in her third trimester when she fucked at XLGirls.com. And you know what the great thing was about these scenes? Both girls had gigantic, natural tits even before they got knocked up. And afterward? Holy, shit!
Stefani
Stefani, a slim ‘n’ stacked Czech chick, was in her seventh month when she took the rod at SCOREVideos.com. Kali West was well into her eighth month when she did a tits and tugs scene at SCORELAND.
Sunshine
April, Sunshine, Stefani and Kali (along with a knocked-up Lorna Morgan) can be seen in the DVD Chesty Preggos 2, available at eBoobStore.com as well as at the websites. And now there’s Shyla, who proudly shows her expanded belly to the world while getting her pussy fucked in her new scene at SCORELAND. I think I’ve said it before: I know what I like about seeing a pregnant woman fucking on-camera. What’s your take on the matter?
Did you know that we recently passed our 10,000th comment on the SCORELAND Blog? I’m not sure if that’s a lot or a little (it sounds to me like a lot, especially considering that during the early days of the Blog, comments were merely trickling in), but I do know that it’s 10,000 more comments than we would have received if there was no SCORELAND Blog. As this is being written, the official number is 10,114 (not counting the trash our spam filter gets rid of).
From the beginning, the idea behind the SCORELAND Blog was to bring together a community of like-minded big-boob lovers, and I think we’ve done that. And when examining the results of recent Blog polls, it’s obvious what Blog readers are always thinking about: big tits.
For example, we had this question: What do you think about creampies in big-boob XXX scenes? The most-popular answer: “They’re okay, but I’d rather see the pop on her tits, mouth or face.”
Well, how about that? Tits, mouth or face? We asked, “Given the choice, would you prefer the pop shot in a big-tit XXX scene to land on the model’s face or on her tits?” Ffity-eight percent said “her tits,” which is not surprising except for one thing: In almost all of our videos, the pop shot lands on the girl’s tits…and you guys obviously aren’t getting tired of that at all.
And most-recently we asked, “What’s your favorite part of a big-tit girl-girl scene?” The most-popular answer by far: boob mashing and sucking, way ahead of pussy-eating, kissing and strap-on fucking.
I’m not even sure why we bothered asking, “Other than breasts, what is your favorite part of a woman’s body?” The No. 1 answer by a lot was ass, which isn’t surprising because some psychologists theorize that tits are ass on a woman’s chest and ass is tits at the top of a woman’s legs.
