Kristy Klenot's at far left next to Christy Marks, Terry Nova, Melissa Mandlikova, Jasmine Black and Karina Hart
A girl who can loosen your load.
Kristy Klenot joined us for a super-shoot outside Budapest last year called Hungary For Hooters. A perky, bouncy little number, Kristy speaks Czech, English and German.
Kristy was a big help translating for many of the Czech girls who spoke very little English, like Terry Nova and Melissa Mandlikova. Maria and Dave were blogging from Hungary that week while I stayed behind to guard the fort, so they were lucky enough to get to know Kristy and the other super-babes.
This weekend, we’ve got a new, hot-ass XXX video on SCORELAND with Kristy. After modeling her latest lingerie purchase, Kristy is ready to test that new couch. The girl knows that the way to a tit-man’s heart is through his groin. She’s rewarded with a solid ride from the Prague plowboy. Let’s go to the videotape to see what I mean.
Remember the TV show Sex and The City? Of course you do. Four skinny chicks without a D-cup between them sitting around talking about shopping and complaining about men. Girls, if you’d had tits, you wouldn’t have had any problems with men. Plus, you could’ve bought all your clothes at Target and you would’ve looked good.
Sex and The City would’ve been a great show if the girls were stacked and we saw some hardcore fucking. Which is where our new DVD Sex In The Titties comes in. No shopping. No complaining about men. Just six girls with huge knockers fucking and sucking cock and sucking each other’s tits and pussies, too. The girls are Renee Ross, Scarlet Rouge, Selena Castro, Camelia Davis, Haydee Rodriguez and Hillary Hooterz. Renee doesn’t get any cock, but she fucks the hell out of a giant dildo called Big in the opening scene, then gets serviced by the other five girls in the grand, tit-packed finale.
Sex In The Titties is on sale now at eBoobStore.com. Here’s a preview I rounded up for you.
FYI, the girl is F-cup newcomer Camelia Davis. The clip is from the DVD Sex In The Titties, which goes on sale today at eBoobStore.com. Seconds later, Camelia stuffed her tits in the guy’s face and then his cock down her throat. In her pussy, too, of course.
Camelia’s co-stars are Haydee Rodriguez, Scarlet Rouge, Hillary Hooterz, Selena Castro and Renee Ross. Yeah, Renee Ross. She does her first girl-girl scene, a wild six-way with the others. Gets her tits sucked and her pussy eaten. We’re trying to round up a clip for you guys.
Renee, if you’re out there, what was your first on-camera girl-girl like?
We have just one comment about Sienna Hills: Nice tits!
Sienna Hills has been a regular commenting at the SCORELAND Blog, so we thought you might like to see what she looks like. In case you’re wondering, Sienna always has her tits out and her pussy spread when she’s commenting…right, Sienna? But how do you type with your hands full?
Sienna also owns a newsstand in Little Rock, Arkansas, and she tells us that SCORE, Voluptuous and XL Girls are her biggest sellers. Hey, I’d be a regular at a newsstand, too, if the girl behind the counter had a rack like hers. You can see more of Sienna (including photos shot at her newsstand) at XLGirls.com.
And in case you’re wondering what Sienna does in her free time…
Sienna takes a break from working at the magazine store.
Ashley Sage in September '09 SCORE. See the set on SCORELAND.
Ashley Sage Ellison is back at SCORELAND this week in a fresh set of pictures. If you’re having a bad week, she’s enough reason to cheer you up. I loved Ashley’s attitude from the start. So many big-boobed girls have a natural chip on their shoulders. A defensive force field. You even glance at their chests and they shoot you a dirty look. Forget trying to even remotely talk to them about modeling. Gee, sorry, no offense meant, but thanks for wearing that skimpy tank top at the mall that you’re not covering your cleavage up with. Let’s not even get into the booty shorts that aren’t covering your soft butt cheeks.
I've go to get one of these T-shirts!
But Ashley is refreshing. She enjoys male eyeballs. I like a girl who wants me to stare at her breasts. “People ask me to take pictures with them when they see me,” Ashley says. “I’ll go out and get stared at all night. But I like that. One of the good things about having big breasts is that you get noticed. So you feel like a celebrity sometimes. Guys at clubs are always taking out their cell phone cameras.”
Last week’s poll asked for your preferences when it comes to big-tit photos and videos. Forty-one percent want to see a D-cupper fucking; 33% would go for an E- or F-cupper who does everything but fuck; 21% want a mega-stacked babe even if she only shows her tits; and 5% want those Tour de France highlights. I suspect that an answer not offered–”mega-stacked babe fucking”–is what you all really want.
This week’s poll asks for your feelings about eating pussy. Like it? Hate it? Do it out of obligation? Let us know. We’ve been having a lot of conversation in the office about this question, trying to predict how it will turn out. Girls, if you’re out there, what’s your prediction (from personal experience) about how the voting will go?
By the way, those of you out there who don’t like eating pussy? Watching this video of G-cup newcomer Alexa getting her clam slurped might change your mind.
Sorry. “Clam slurped.” Words like that are the reason some guys don’t like eating pussy.
If you were shipwrecked on a deserted island, what would be the one thing, item, object or person you’d want with you? Guys would want their favorite model. But what about SCORE Girls? I asked a few, and this is what they told me. Thanks, ladies!
Vanessa Montagne: “First I wanted to say a dildo. Actually, I would choose a really big, interesting, exciting book and enjoy the time reading.”
Minka: “Fireproof matches to cook food.”
Lorna Morgan: “My mobile phone fully charged and in service, a yacht would be handy, and as a last choice, Brad Pitt. If none of these qualify, then it would have to be my toothbrush. It vibrates.”
Elizabeth Starr: “My toothbrush!”
Maxi Mounds: “The one thing I would want on the island is another person to talk to so I wouldn’t be alone.”
Go ahead. Shoot me. I took this video last week while Renee Ross and Samantha were in the studio, and then I forgot all about it. Which is ridiculous because there’s so much boob flesh in this clip, it boggles the mind. How do I forget something like this? I guess my mind was over-boggled.
NEWS FLASH! A recent poll conducted by leading online dating services found that 85% of single men love big women, and more than 80% feel that BBWs are less bitchy than thin chicks. But, proving once again that the supposed mainstream misses the point when it comes to big girls, the pollsters asked the respondents why they love bigger women, and the obvious answer–”Because they have bigger tits!’–was not included among the choices.
Now, Renee, Samantha, if you’re reading this, I’m not saying your big tits are the only things to love about you. Not at all. But, hey, I’m sorry…they’re where my eyes go first.
Keep those scrawny, ordinary, small-chested strippers out of Club SCORE. We need ’em big, bigger, biggest. We don’t know if Mianna Thomas has any interest in being a real lap dancer, but this weekend, Club SCORE becomes the ultimate big-boob VIP room fantasy when the customer gets total service at his table and on stage in a SCORELAND 30-minute video. When Mianna (46-30-36) Thomas busts out at this strip club, she’s not kidding around. There’s enough firepower in her bra to wipe out a dozen men. Thank God Mianna uses her 34JJ boobs for good.
That’s Mianna Thomas in Bustin’ Out At The Strip Club.