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Aren’t we supposed to stare at cleavage?

August 15, 2009 by Dave 4 Comments
Be a gentlemen. Stare at Alexis Silver's tits.

Be a gentlemen. Stare at Alexis Silver's chest.

So I’m at lunch the other day, the usual burger joint, and on the way back to my car, I spotted a short, voluptuous, super-stacked babe (think Brandy Talore) wearing a tight, low-cut shirt. Acres of tanned cleavage and a great shelving effect (she had an employee I.D. tag around her neck, and that lucky thing was sitting on top of her rack; it was the definition of top shelf). I couldn’t help but stare. She shot me a look that said, “Stop staring, you pervert.”

Doesn’t this happen a little too often? Hasn’t it happened to you, say, a million times?

It’s not like I said “Nice tits” or tried to cop a feel. I was just staring at what, in my mind, was asking to be stared at. I mean, why did she put on that shirt if she didn’t want her tits to be looked at?

I once asked Alexis Silver about this, and she said, “If I wear a low-cut top, it’s because I want people to pay attention to my tits. Any girl who wears a low-cut top for any other reason than to show them off is full of shit.”

Thank you, Alexis.

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Meet & greet Renee Ross

August 15, 2009 by Elliot James 3 Comments
A girl never forgets her first magazine cover.

A girl never forgets her first magazine cover.

Renee Ross will take over newsstands around the world in her debut issue, October ’09 Voluptuous, which goes on sale in about a week. This weekend, the 40J-cup hottie-next-door is poised to take over SCORELAND in a pictorial and video meet-n-greet.

Pretty good for a 48-32-40 nurse who works with intensive care patients and has never modeled before. Editor Maria had the opportunity to interview Renee in person between photo sessions when Renee was visiting…some girls have all the luck.

“Modeling is actually something that I thought that I would never do,” Renee told Maria. “I don’t think that I had the self-confidence to put myself out there like that before. ‘Cause I never really liked my body type before. But now that I am here, I am really flattered and I just feel so amazing. This whole thing is like I am living a dream. When I hear people saying that I am gorgeous or that my pictures are amazing, it just makes me feel really good.” I’m happy to know that. When I met Renee, she seemed like a happy-go-lucky girl with a sunny personality.

Proof yet again of my claim that nudity is beneficial for women, especially if they have huge chests.

Check out Renee this weekend. You won’t regret it.

Here’s a clip from the show.

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Big tits: A place to hold all your stuff.

August 14, 2009 by Maria 3 Comments
How many things do you think that you could stuff into Ashley's cleavage, eh?

How many things do you think you could stuff into Ashley's cleavage, eh?

Today I went to the boxing gym (Yes, I box. Not that Taebo bullshit, either. Real boxing.) and I met up with one of my sparring partners, Christina. She and I are great sparring partners because we both have big boobs. It’s kind of hard to box with big tits (they kinda get in the way), and I have to compensate when I block and throw punches and so does she, so it’s like we’re made for one another in the ring.

Well, when I met Christina at the gym today, she was already in her workout gear (sports bra, shorts and sneakers) and I asked to borrow her spare gloves. She told me they were in her car and then proceeded to put her entire hand into her bra and fish around in there until she pulled it out and produced her car keys. I am not talking about one key, either. I am talking about a key ring with about five keys on it. Then she said, “Can you do me a favor and put my phone in my car when you go?” and she reached back into her tits and pulled out her cell, too. Yeah…she had all that stuff tucked away in her tatas.

(I can’t lie…I tuck lots of stuff away in my cleavage, too.)

I just find it funny that chicks with big tits are like kangaroos, always tucking stuff away in their sweater-puppy pouches. I asked a few guys around the office if they’d ever seen a chick fishing around in her tits for something and they all said yes. In fact, one guy even said, “My ex-girlfriend once snuck an entire bottle of whiskey AND a camera into a concert in her tits.” Wow! I don’t care who you are, you all have to admit THAT is impressive.

I love the idea of the tit pocket so much that I once had Christy Marks head to South Beach, stuff her bra full of random items and stop strangers and ask them, “Guess what’s in my tits?” (Tits and games: The best entertainment.) lol

So, I guess what I am getting at is that tits are not only great headrests, cock holders, things to suck on and something to hold on to on the coldest of nights but also a great place to hold all of your stuff, too.

Three cheers for tits! Their diversity is excellent!


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Ya gotta love a girl who loves her tits!

August 14, 2009 by Elliot James Leave your thoughts
Angel Gee: tiny but titty-full

Angel Gee: tiny but titty-full

This weekend, we have an interview with Angel Gee, who’s tiny (5′, 124 pounds) but unbelievably super-stacked at 42-28-38. The interview is part of her swimsuit pictorial in the August ’09 SCORE. When we asked her about bras, she said, “I like Victoria’s Secret. They have really nice bras, even though they don’t fit me that well. I get a size smaller so it pushes my breasts up. It might not fit right but it looks better! It brings them up and out. Brings them to the center of attention. It doesn’t fit right, but it looks good, and that’s what counts.”

I paid close attention to what Angel was saying. Even if a bra doesn’t fit right, she’s willing to make the sacrifice to look hot to guys. Angel loves tits, the bigger the better. I love that attitude. Sometimes I have to remind myself that there are still some women who have as big a breast fetish as guys do. We just don’t see them on TV or in the print media. How many big-boobed actresses get TV shows? Or become news anchors? (Except for Latin TV.) So Angel’s point-of-view helps to re-energize things. I like girls who are 100% comfortable in their own skin, and she is.

“I love to be naked,” Angel said. She lives in the country, not in any fast-paced big cities. “If I’m just walking around the house, if I’m not naked, I’m wearing something skimpy, like little booty shorts and a little, tight top. And I walk my dogs like that, and there are a few neighbors where I am, but I don’t care. And I love heels! I think I was born in them. I even walk around the house in them. My slippers have heels. I just like to be sexy and dress up, and I love to dress down.”

Those pierced nipples? She talks about them, too. But that’s another story.

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Latina lovelies…Oh, yeah!

August 13, 2009 by Maria 5 Comments
Cynthia Romero: Is mucho caliente!

Cynthia Romero is mucho caliente!

Luma: One spicy senorita!

Luma: One spicy senorita!

Oh, how I love boobs in all their wonderful shapes and all their wonderful sizes. It’s great to come to work and talk tits all day long with my fellow boob hounds. And more often than not, they will ask me what my favorite flavor of boob flesh is. It is hard to choose because I hold a special place in my heart for creamy, white tits with pink, perky nips as well as round mocha mams with chocolate dugs. But at the end of the day, I am going to have to give it up to the caramel cuties that make me cream. Oh, yes…full, tan, ripe Latina breasts are my favorite flavor. I think it has to do with my Latin upbringing and the fact that I have been surrounded by chesty chicas my whole life. In fact, I can remember the first time I saw a huge pair of Latina tits, up close and personal. I was a young girl and had been sent to buy some dresses with my nanny Jessica, who was in her 20s at the time.

Stacked mamacita, Sharday, is one of my all-time Latina faves!

Stacked mamacita Sharday is one of my all-time Latina faves!

She took me to the dressing room armed with an arsenal of dresses for the both of us to try on. We stepped into the tiny dressing room, and that’s when she stripped off her shorts and top. Lo and behold, she was braless, and her perfectly shaped, caramel DDs were swinging around in my face. I think she caught me looking at her tatas because she kind of stuck her chest out proudly and told me, “Don’t worry, mija, you will have a pair like these soon, and then you will have to buy big bras like I do.” If I close my eyes now, I can still imagine those orbs swinging around as she tried on dresses.

Paola Rios is one chesty chica I'd like to motorboat.

Paola Rios is one chesty chica I'd like to motorboat.

Yurizan has great Latina tits.

Yurizan has great Latina tits.

Oh, Jessica…your tits were so fine!

So today, I figured I would post some of my favorite Latina ladies from SCORELAND because, let’s face it, looking at pretty mamacitas and their ripe racks ain’t that terrible a way to spend the day.

Do any of you share my love of Latina ladies with big tits?


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“My, madam, what lovely tits you have!”

August 13, 2009 by Dave Leave your thoughts

In today’s clip, Brandy Talore shows what happens when you fail to show her respect. Yes, you can watch Brandy’s pretty face getting painted with cum and jack while her nice, shaved hole is being drilled hard, but you can’t walk up to her in public and say, “Hey, Brandy, nice rack.” Something doesn’t seem right about this. I mean, if you saw Tiger Woods out in public, you could walk up to him and say, “Tiger, I really admire your swing.” But you can’t go up to Brandy and say, “Nice rack”? Go figure.

Anyway, I’m just wondering: Would you ever walk up to a woman you didn’t know and say to her, “Nice tits” or “Nice rack”? If you have, how did she react? And if you haven’t, how would you expect her to react?

This reminds me of the time I was walking down the Strip in Las Vegas and saw a guy (he was probably 20 or so) grab a girl’s ass as he passed her. He kept walking, she looked over her shoulder, and that was it! I couldn’t believe it. If I did something like that, I’d expect the ass-grabbing police to be on me in a flash. But I wouldn’t do that. Would you?

If a girl walked up to me in public and said, “Nice cock,” I’d probably propose to her on the spot.

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More bounce to the ounce

August 12, 2009 by Elliot James 1 Comment

Katarina is a fresh-faced 23-year-old from Prague, a city where we’ve found some really stacked girls over the past 10 years. In a video posting on SCORELAND today, Katarina jogs over to our photographer in a tight top (but not so tight that her boobs don’t fall out of her shirt; please, no sports bras). Then the photographer instructs Katarina to stretch and work out her kinks while he records the event for posterity.

Every man has his own tastes, but I think the girl next door (GND) wearing cameltoe shorts that show lots of booty cheek and tank-tops–the honey who doesn’t use a suitcase full of make-up, and doesn’t copy every TV star’s make-up, clothes, hair and style–is a big favorite with SCORE and Voluptuous guys. I don’t know about you, but I can’t watch these Top Model-type TV shows. They just make those girls look freaky and weird.

Anyway, I still haven’t figured out what it is about the Czech Republic that fills it with big-boobed head-turners. It could be the beer.

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What’s your favorite way to fuck?

August 12, 2009 by Dave Leave your thoughts
The perfect combination: Christy Marks catches your cock in her mouth while you tit-fuck her.

The perfect combination: Christy Marks catches your cock in her mouth while you tit-fuck her.

I guess I shouldn’t have been surprised by the results of the past week’s blog poll. We asked, “What is your favorite type of scene in a big-tit XXX movie?” Tit-fuck won with 27%, followed by pussy fuck at 24%, blow job at 21% and ass fuck at a surprisingly low 18%. “I don’t give a fuck” came in at 10%. Afterall, the Tits & Tugs DVD tit-fucking series has been a big seller, and let’s face it, I’m the guy who always claims that as far as a boob lover is concerned, when a busty babe shows a lot of cleavage in public, that’s even better than if she was showing her pussy (of course, the former is legal, the latter is illegal).

I’m going to make a guess, although I could be wrong, that for most of you, the perfect combination is tit-fuck with a chick’s mouth at the receiving end of the thrusts. The blow job/tit-fuck combination would probably beat any other combination (for example, blow job/pussy fuck) by a wide margin.

This week’s poll changes you from viewer to participant, and I think we can agree that there’s often a difference between what we like to see and what we like to do. I’m a big fan of watching a girl getting fucked in the ass. I’m not a big fan of actual ass-fucking.

So here you go, guys. The busty babe of your dreams is in your bedroom, naked, ready for action…but you can only do one thing. What would you do?

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Boobs (and idiots) in the news

August 11, 2009 by Dave Leave your thoughts

Boobs have been in the news quite a bit these days, and the news isn’t always good. It’s enough to make you ask, “What’s wrong with these people?”

NEWS ITEM #1: Kelly Osbourne (Ozzy’s daughter) wants a boob reduction before she gets married next year. “It’s no secret that I hate my boobs,” she said. “I want a size in between a B and C-cup that you don’t need to wear a bra.”

COMMENT: I never realized that Kelly Osbourne has big tits. When I read her saying, “I hate my boobs,” I just assumed she wanted bigger ones.

NEWS ITEM #2: One of the house guests on the U.S. version of the TV show Big Brother thinks she got voted off because she has big boobs. She said, “It’s not my fault I have huge boobs.”

Why is Annina on the German version of Big Brother?

Why is Annina on Germany's version of the reality TV show Big Brother?

This is why. Her tits, I mean.

This is why Annina's on Big Brother. Her tits. I don't think they show pussy on German reality shows.

COMMENT: Actually, judging from pictures, it does seem to be her fault that she has huge boobs. But I take issue with the word “fault,” which implies that somebody did something wrong. Getting or having big boobs means never having to say you’re sorry. SCORE model Annina is on Germany’s version of Big Brother because she has huge boobs, and she never has to apologize to anyone!

Angela White's sexy titties in the city of Sydney.

Angela White's sexy titties in the city of Sydney.

NEWS ITEM #3: Katie Price, aka Jordan, the UK starlet/bimbo, wanted a role on the sequel to Sex And The City but didn’t get one because of her chest. An insider said, “She may have the big boobs, but they don’t look natural.”

COMMENT: Yeah, nice move, Sex And The City directors. Keep the four dikey looking chicks with no tits. Get rid of a babe who might slut things up the right way and show some cleavage. And if it’s really a natural vs. augmented issue, then find a girl with big, natural tits. Like…hey, Angela White!

Sometimes the world doesn’t make sense. At least I have SCORELAND for some needed perspective.

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Where have all the big-boobed strippers gone?

August 11, 2009 by Elliot James 4 Comments

According to the British newspaper The Guardian, more money is spent in strip clubs in the U.S. than on theater, opera, ballet, jazz and classical music concerts combined. That interested me because of all the editors, I’m the numbers guy. I even poll the members of SCORELAND, mainly about questions tied to big-boobs. (What else?)

I’ve been going to strip clubs for years, so with that in mind, I recently asked two questions of SCORELANDERS. My first question was: In strip clubs, how often do you get lap dances? Eighteen-percent said always, 42% said they’d get a dance if they saw a girl they really liked, 6% never buy dances and 33% said they don’t go to strip clubs.

Then I asked a question that was more germane to SCORELAND: Do you like photo sets and video with a strip club or lap dance theme? The results: 24% love them, 23% like them, 38% said they were indifferent and the remaining 14% hate them. So maybe strip clubs are just not as popular as they were in the ’90s. Or maybe guys can only handle the environment or the expense for so long before they bail out and need a break.

What I don’t see are any dancers stacked like Summer Sinn at Goldfingers or The Boobie Trap, two local skin emporiums. My friends in other cities tell me the same thing. What happened to all the really busty dancers across the U.S.? They’re not easy to find anymore. That’s one of the main reasons I don’t go like I used to.

Summer’s back next week at SCORELAND. She’s not playing a stripper, but she is sliding down a bologna pole. Her huge boobs are always a welcome sight here.

If you guys ever see a really busty dancer in your strip club travels (those of you who still go, that is), let us know. These gals have become an endangered species.

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