This is what we imagine winter looks like in the North Country.
This is how we imagine chicks look when it gets warm in the North Country.
Dave and I had a conversation about the weather yesterday that sparked today’s Blog topic.
I know, I know…you are shocked that Dave and I talk about the weather when there are so many tits to converse about. But sometimes we are boring.
That was a lie.
Dave is boring, but I like him anyway. 🙂 (I’m hardly boring, ever.)
Our convo about the weather led to a discussion about what I like to refer to as the “Half-Naked Phenomenon,” which is what happens when the weather goes from very cold to hot all of a sudden, awakening women’s inner slut and inspiring them to cavort around in the sunshine in tiny outfits.
Not that we are complaining about that at all. Oh, no.
But I want to point out that it happens, and it happens A LOT.
This is how girls dress in Miami all the time. Sorry, we WIN.
This week, our friends to the north are experiencing a heat wave. I know this not because I watch the Weather Channel but because all over Twitter, people were tweeting about 90-degree weather in Brooklyn. (I am formerly from New York and I follow a lot of New Yorkers, what can I say?) But more than, “Oh, fuck it’s hot!” and, “It’s boiling in here!” tweets, what I saw were tons of tweets about summer dresses, of all things.
Men were tweeting about the return of the tiny summer dress after months of boots and sweaters and coats and scarves. It seems that the minute the hot weather arrives, people in the North get an influx of a lot of skin, and it, apparently, makes them bat-shit crazy and launches boners all over the place. It’s as if their dicks were hibernating for the winter and all of a sudden their libido comes out of its cave in search of food. (I just made my first official hibernation reference on this blog. lol)
And I get it. I really get it. I would imagine that the return of skin-baring and partial nudity would get me excited if I was subjected to snow and all the bundling up that entails.
But here is the thing…
We live in Miami, and we have no clue what the fuck that whole situation is like.
Here in Miami, it hardly ever gets cold. Sometimes it goes down to 35 degrees and we freak out, but that’s about it. Our winter weather consists of about a week when chicks wear boots and one, light, tight sweater. That’s it. We do not suffer the pains of snow. We do not suffer the droves of women dressed in layers of goose down that make them look like misshapen, burly men.
We don’t.
You see, when our week of winter is over, our women go back to wearing what they normally wear…close to nothing at all.
🙂 Not that I am rubbing it in or anything. I am just pointing out that living here beats living there and that if you like skin and nudity, you should probably move to Miami.
Plus, that’s where SCORELAND HQ is located, and that makes Miami even better.
This fantasmagorical rendition of Venera and Merilyn Sakova is the work of long-time SCORE fan, busty model supporter and talented artist Matt Mendoza.
Matt’s as dedicated and motivated a buxom gal artist as H.D., Pauly, Delmo and a list of others Team SCORE has been fortunate to have attracted over the years. But when I looked at the picture, the thought occurred to me that this imaginary teaming of Venera and Merilyn would inspire people to write and ask us to make it a reality rather than looking at this illustrated mirage on its own merit.
So I wasn’t sure about going there.
That’s because the logistics of putting together a team-up of Venera and Merilyn for a SCORE shoot would be very complicated, despite the fact that when it comes to bringing together models from all over the world, nobody does it better than SCORE. In point of actual fact, nobody does it at all, period.
Case in point: Big-Boob Finishing School, Busty Riding Academy, Big-Boob Paradise and the Boob Cruises.
So I put the picture to the side for a while.
The other night at home, I thought about it again, and I finally realized that while paintings like the Dream SCORE series by Otis Sweat did inspire some readers to ask us to make those scenes a reality and others to object to their favorite solo models depicted doing even imagined XXX, in the end, I shouldn’t have worried. In the long run, it’s all about the art itself.
So here’s Mr. Mendoza’s transcendental teaming of two of the slimmest-n-stacked SCORE Babes to have never met in the flesh. At least not yet.
Where's the chick popping out of the cake? We deserve one!
It’s SCORE magazine’s 20th birthday. The best big-tit magazine on Earth has published a 164-page June 2012 edition, and you can get the digital version direct from us right now before the print magazine hits stores on March 20.
The readers created this edition by voting for their 20 favorite SCORE Girls.
The “20 for 20” SCORE Girls they voted for are: Kerry Marie, Sharday, Chloe Vevrier, Minka, Leanne Crow, Merilyn Sakova, Karina Hart, Janet Jade, Lorna Morgan, Busty Dusty, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Nicole Peters, Venera, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers, Tawny Peaks, Pandora Peaks and Ines Cudna.
Plus, there are 17 pages of the hottest big-tit hardcore scenes in the magazine’s history, and my “Boob Beat” column looks at 20 years of chasing the girls with the big bras.
By the way, the print subscribers got this issue in their mailboxes before we got our office copies from the printers. That’s pretty good subscriber service, in my book. I usually get Esquire magazine late with a ripped cover.
Here’s a “Scorecard” letter from a “SCORE lifer” and a friend, D.J. in Texas:
“In 1992, I heard about the upcoming inaugural issue of SCORE magazine in a pack-in from the sales catalogs I was receiving way back then and eagerly awaited the first issue, which I was convinced would be a magazine perfect for my tastes. Indeed, it was. The magazine remains a favorite and a treat with every issue I buy, especially over the past couple of years with the advent of models like Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Kristina Milan, Beshine, and my new favorites, Hitomi and especially Venera. From the very beginning, I recognized that I was part of a family that appreciated a certain kind of woman, now known as the SCORE Girl, and remain a proud member of that family. I wish all the other members of the family the very best and look forward to the next 20 years of the best magazine ever.”
Our friend H.D. from Germany sent us an email the other day and it read:
“After a long break here are some new drawings of busty hotties, inspired by the latest issues of Voluptuous and SCORE. I hope you enjoy!”
Well, when we took a look at his work, of COURSE we enjoyed it. Who wouldn’t enjoy drawings of Desiree getting her ass tunnel piped? Who wouldn’t love art featuring Miosotis in a three-way and Jenna Valentine as a sexy maid? And Anna Kay and Camelia Davis look good enough to meat…I mean eat. lol
They say that the best art inspires people. Well, I think that this art will probably inspire a lot of boners.
Check out H.D.’s amazing art below!
xoxo,
Maria
Miosotis proves that sometimes two heads are better than one!
Even in pencil, Desiree’s ass looks good gettin’ drilled.
Jenna Valentine is not a maid but she will probably inspire some dirty thoughts.
Camelia Davis looks extra ready-to-fuck in this drawing.
Anna Kay will make you feel okay…in the pants area.
This is XLGirls newcomer Trinety Guess. I know as much about her as you do, but from what I've seen, I like her a lot.
I think I’ve mentioned this before. Actually, I know I have because every time I do, somebody says, “How could you have missed this girl?” Well, this time, I didn’t miss a girl who has appeared on SCORELAND or XLGirls.com or SCOREVideos.com. This time, I missed a girl who came to our studio about a month ago. Where was I? Probably sitting at my desk looking at pictures of SCORE Girls or videos of mature women getting the shit fucked out of them by guys they met about a minute earlier. The thing is, from where I sit, I can’t see every girl who walks into the studio, although in the case of this girl, I should’ve heard her big tits slapping against her chest.
Well, I didn’t. Which is why today while you’re meeting Trinety at XLGirls.com, I’m going to be meeting her, too. And wondering, “How the hell did I miss this girl?”
You see, Trinety is a redhead, and I really like redheads. And she has big, natural tits, and I really like big, natural tits. And she has a nice, puffy, shaved pussy, and I really like nice, puffy, shaved pussies. She’s a big girl, and even though I’m the editor of SCORE, I like big girls. Before I came to The SCORE Group, I was a V-mag reader.
Anyway, I asked Maria about Trinety, and Maria said, “She’s a gamer.”
A what?
Oh, she plays videos games. Fine. I don’t care.
And she told Maria, “Big dicks are good for sucking and little dicks are good for fucking.” Which was news to me. You see, I’ve always figured that the problem with having a big, thick cock is that most girls can’t get their mouths around it, but the pussy…well, the pussy expands. But I guess I’m wrong about that. Or I’m right because I’m a guy, and she’s right because she’s a girl. Whatever.
Trinety wrote on her model info sheet, “I love pussy. I like my ladies curvy like me.” She also said she went down on a guy in the bathroom at Busch Gardens. I assume in Tampa, Florida.
Anyway, all of that info is extraneous to me because all I really care about is Trinety’s face, hair, tits and pussy. Okay?
BLOG UPDATE: Elliot James just mentioned that he thinks Trinety looks like a plumper version of Lindsay Lohan. Interesting. I’m going to have to investigate further.
Today and tomorrow at SCORELAND, Rachel Love stars in, "Gimme An F." I would've, but she didn't ask me.
“I’m dick drunk,” Rachel Love told me the other day.
“You’re what?” I said.
“Dick drunk,” she said. “I’m drunk on dick. I just had too much cock.”
Oh. That explains everything.
“When I think a cock is too big and I don’t think I can take it, then I end up being able to take it, I get silly,” Rachel said. “Dick drunk.”
I thought I had heard it all in the SCORE Studio. I thought I’d asked every question that could possibly be asked about big tits and been told everything I could ever want to know about big tits and sex. But it turned out that I was wrong. Rachel Love, all 5’2″ of her, had something new for me.
Dick drunk. And the giggles, I might add, which I imagine goes with dick drunk.
Quickly, very quickly, I realized that our conversation was going to go nowhere until she got some cock. So I called the stud over, and she started munching on his cock. And then something happened that’s never happened in my 11 years (my SCORE anniversary is today, by the way) of interviewing models: I got thrown out of the studio. Yeah, that’s right. Kicked out. Rachel decided she’d had enough of answering questions and not enough of sucking and fucking cock. So she kicked me out.
“I want to fuck,” she said between sucks.
I mean, she could’ve asked me to join in, right? It would’ve been a nice anniversary gift, right?
Yeah, right, but wrong. Besides, she was dick drunk. Drunk on dick. Soon to be drunk on the cum that was about to get spurted into her mouth. Hey, who was I to get in the way?
Dick drunk. Just when you thought you’d heard it all…
By the way, a new hardcore scene with Rachel is live at SCORELAND. Enjoy.
So “carpe diem,” Boob Brothers. That means “Drop your cocks and grab your socks.”
It’s one of the best and hottest SCORE has made in only the last 20 years.
How many boob-hounds do you know who would fly Angela from Australia to St. Maarten, bring along Maggie Green for the ride and spend a week following Angela with cameras rolling as she did her first hardcore-action scenes?
I’ll tell you. No one else. There is no one.
At SCORE, Angela is a VIP and she’s been a VIP since 2003.
Get yours fast and easy from eBoobStore. You owe it to yourself.
And you’ll have it anytime you want to see Angela treat the hard wood as only she can.
There’s tons of porn stars out there. Most of them look alike, talk alike, think alike, walk alike and most of them bang alike.
But there’s only one Angela White.
Why do you think Angela was voted SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year?
A small amount of Boob Cruise 2K issues were just discovered.
The warehouse men were organizing some shelves when one of them found a dusty box tucked away in a forgotten corner high up on a shelf out of sight.
He opened it to find pristine, mint-condition copies of the long-sold out Holiday 2000 SCORE.
This was the Boob Cruise 2000 issue, the chronicle of the fifth and final SCORE sailing, this time on the Windjammer ship, The Legacy, in April, 2000. The ship sailed out of St. Thomas in the US Virgin Islands and on to such islands as St. Croix, Jost Van Dyke and Sandy Cay.
What a group of passengers! Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan, Maxi Mounds, Donita, Ariana, Adina, Jessica Justice, Windy Leigh, Melody Foxxe, Tanya Danielle, Dawn Stone, Casey James, Brittany Love and Minka all on one very cool sailing ship. Joining them was Alyssa Alps. Alyssa wrote the ship’s log for the magazine that year.
I was on that ship. My associate E. and I had the job of recording the daily activities on-board and on the islands we visited. He and I didn’t sleep much that week. But sleep could wait until our return to the States. Every day, we would photograph what the girls were up to, day and night, and write the logs, then beam it at night to the SCORE building in Miami.
We had a portable satellite dish that we’d set up on various parts of the ship depending on the time and weather conditions. It was an experiment in the unknown. We didn’t know if it would work, but it did. Every day, SCORELAND members would log in and see the latest pictures and read about what was going on that day. We couldn’t transmit video from the ship, but back then, posted videos on the Net were one-minute clips. Anyone reading this remember the early days of the Web?
That week is still archived at SCORELAND in the “Galleries” section.
Anyway, that 164-page Holiday 2000 SCORE was the most highly anticipated edition of 2000, and when it hit the stores, it had the biggest “sell-through” ever of any SCORE mag. It has full layouts of all of the girls, lots of candid pictures of all of the activities on deck and on the islands and, of course, there’s Alyssa’s daily log of life in the Caribbean with an army of naked SCORE Girls. Double-A was the longtime “On The Road” columnist at SCORE, and she was the perfect scribe for this job.
If you never owned this issue, get one now while we have them. I thought all the copies were long gone, cleaned-out.
I have a copy at home wrapped in plastic and untouched since 2000.
I’ve seen this issue selling at used-magazine websites for 22 bucks.
We’re selling it for $10 postpaid, an unbeatable price.
About to leave for the airport to St. Thomas, USVI.
Angela's delighful tush doesn't get enough praise.
In November of 2010, Angela was running for political office. Man, how time flies.
“I am now officially an Australian politician,” Angela SAID that month. “In the upcoming state elections in Victoria, I am running as a candidate for the Australian Sex Party in the seat of Richmond. In Australia, a lot of our sexual freedoms are being restricted by moral campaigners and prudish politicians. I was driven to stand for parliament over my concern for the rights of sex workers in Australia and my concern over the heavy-handed censorship laws in Victoria that do not reflect public opinion. It is currently illegal to sell X-Rated non-violent pornography in Victoria despite the fact that 76% of Australians believe it should be legal. Yes, you heard me correctly. Where I currently live, it is illegal to sell the porn that I appear in!”
As valiantly as she campaigned, Angela wasn’t elected. Visionaries are often not given their due soon enough.
Tomorrow @ SCORELAND
But she’s young. She’s a spunky girl. She’s got legs. And tush. And boobs. And a lovely face.
So I urge Angela to run again. She needs to fill that position and make all of Australia a freer country.
I support whatever positions she puts herself in.
I demand that the voters warm up that seat in Parliament for Angela White in the next election. I don’t know when that is. Don’t ask me. Go ask Angela.
What I do know is when the next erection is coming up and that’s tomorrow at SCORELAND when we publish a very naughty pictorial of Angela shot when she was in our half of the hemisphere.
American writer Charles Dudley Warner supposedly coined the phrase, “Politics make strange bedfellows.”
Warner never had the good luck to meet Angela White. There’s nuthin‘ strange about her!
