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Your ship has come in. Boobs Ahoy!

February 29, 2012 by Elliot James

A small amount of Boob Cruise 2K issues were just discovered.

The warehouse men were organizing some shelves when one of them found a dusty box tucked away in a forgotten corner high up on a shelf out of sight.

He opened it to find pristine, mint-condition copies of the long-sold out Holiday 2000 SCORE.

This was the Boob Cruise 2000 issue, the chronicle of the fifth and final SCORE sailing, this time on the Windjammer ship, The Legacy, in April, 2000. The ship sailed out of St. Thomas in the US Virgin Islands and on to such islands as St. Croix, Jost Van Dyke and Sandy Cay.

What a group of passengers!  Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan, Maxi Mounds, Donita, Ariana, Adina, Jessica Justice, Windy Leigh, Melody Foxxe, Tanya Danielle, Dawn Stone, Casey James, Brittany Love and Minka all on one very cool sailing ship. Joining them was Alyssa Alps. Alyssa wrote the ship’s log for the magazine that year.

I was on that ship. My associate E. and I had the job of recording the daily activities on-board and on the islands we visited. He and I didn’t sleep much that week. But sleep could wait until our return to the States. Every day, we would photograph what the girls were up to, day and night, and write the logs, then beam it at night to the SCORE building in Miami.

We had a portable satellite dish that we’d set up on various parts of the ship depending on the time and weather conditions. It was an experiment in the unknown. We didn’t know if it would work, but it did. Every day, SCORELAND members would log in and see the latest pictures and read about what was going on that day. We couldn’t transmit video from the ship, but back then, posted videos on the Net were one-minute clips. Anyone reading this remember the early days of the Web?

That week is still archived at SCORELAND in the “Galleries” section.

Anyway, that 164-page Holiday 2000 SCORE was the most highly anticipated edition of 2000, and when it hit the stores, it had the biggest “sell-through” ever of any SCORE mag. It has full layouts of all of the girls, lots of candid pictures of all of the activities on deck and on the islands and, of course, there’s Alyssa’s daily log of life in the Caribbean with an army of naked SCORE Girls. Double-A was the longtime “On The Road” columnist at SCORE, and she was the perfect scribe for this job.

If you never owned this issue, get one now while we have them. I thought all the copies were long gone, cleaned-out.

I have a copy at home wrapped in plastic and untouched since 2000.

I’ve seen this issue selling at used-magazine websites for 22 bucks.

We’re selling it for $10 postpaid, an unbeatable price.

About to leave for the airport to St. Thomas, USVI.

The wild scene at Miami International Airport.

Angela White took over SCORELAND. Now put her in Parliament.

February 28, 2012 by Elliot James

Angela's delighful tush doesn't get enough praise.

In November of 2010, Angela was running for political office. Man, how time flies.

“I am now officially an Australian politician,” Angela SAID that month. “In the upcoming state elections in Victoria, I am running as a candidate for the Australian Sex Party in the seat of Richmond. In Australia, a lot of our sexual freedoms are being restricted by moral campaigners and prudish politicians. I was driven to stand for parliament over my concern for the rights of sex workers in Australia and my concern over the heavy-handed censorship laws in Victoria that do not reflect public opinion. It is currently illegal to sell X-Rated non-violent pornography in Victoria despite the fact that 76% of Australians believe it should be legal. Yes, you heard me correctly. Where I currently live, it is illegal to sell the porn that I appear in!”

As valiantly as she campaigned, Angela wasn’t elected. Visionaries are often not given their due soon enough.

Tomorrow @ SCORELAND

But she’s young. She’s a spunky girl. She’s got legs. And tush. And boobs. And a lovely face.

And she’s in May ’12 SCORE magazine.

So I urge Angela to run again. She needs to fill that position and make all of Australia a freer country.

I support whatever positions she puts herself in.

I demand that the voters warm up that seat in Parliament for Angela White in the next election. I don’t know when that is. Don’t ask me. Go ask Angela.

What I do know is when the next erection is coming up and that’s tomorrow at SCORELAND when we publish a very naughty pictorial of Angela shot when she was in our half of the hemisphere.

American writer Charles Dudley Warner supposedly coined the phrase, “Politics make strange bedfellows.”

Warner never had the good luck to meet Angela White. There’s nuthin‘ strange about her!

Live from Miami, she’s Sabina Leigh!

February 27, 2012 by Elliot James

We have a special guest at the studio today, SCORELANDERS. Sabina Leigh of Voluptuous magazine, one of the stars of Pounding The Pledges and Bounce Baby Bounce! It’s been a while and I’m happy to say that Sabina’s looking as pretty and as busty as ever. Wow, is she busty! And while Sabina’s here, she pounded the keyboard too and blogged. (I love  blogging models.) Take it away, Sabina. -Elliot James

 

Welcome back, Sabina Leigh!

Hi all, Sabina Leigh, here. I am finally back shooting with The SCORE Group again.  I missed them so much.  Everyone here is super professional and major hotties to boot 🙂

I had such a great time shaking my big fat titties all over the studio.

The guys here really banged the shit out of me (in the good way that I love so much).

I can’t wait for you all to see me being rammed by these big-dicked Miami studs.  I hope I get to come back down here more so I can keep sharing these heavy juggs and pink pussy with you all.

SCORE and V-mag fans are seriously the best around.  Kisses to you all and I hope you will enjoy my scenes as much as I enjoyed making them!-XXX, Sabina Leigh

We love when the girls guest blog. Thanks, Sabina!

The boobs eye view of busty blogger Sabina.

Siri does naked karate!

February 26, 2012 by Maria

I have a lot of fantasies.

I am pretty sure you guys do, too.

Some of my fantasies involve chicks and slip-and-slides and sundaes. A lot of them involve Ines Cudna in a pool.

But today, I am proud to say that my naked ninja fantasy is now a reality.

What? I am entitled to have naked ninja fantasies. Hot chicks who kick ass have always had a soft spot in my pants…er, heart. It is the reason  comic book heroines are hot. All curves and just a touch of danger…who wouldn’t love that?

And who wouldn’t love to be pummeled by our latest busty find, Siri?

Siri is all curves. We showed you her inverted nipples in our last blog video, and this time we are going to show you her thick legs and her fierce martial art moves. (They are not that fierce, but that’s because naked karate is more subtle than that. lol)

As a lover of all things tits and ass, I am also a sucker for legs. I love a long pair of gams on a gal, especially when they are curvy and thick. That’s why when I saw Siri’s legs, I knew I had to have her pose for my other magazine, Leg Sex.

Check out this shot of Siri‘s stems. Pretty hot, eh?

Siri is all curves; big tits, big ass and a great set of legs!

And since I thought her legs were sexy, I thought it would be fun to have Siri do some karate moves for me. I asked her to do them topless and in tiny shorts, of course. Why? Because martial arts are definitely better when nudity is involved, I am just saying.

And while I highly doubt that Siri’s karate moves would take down any bad guys, they would totally give the bad guys serious wood, and no one wants to fight when they have a boner. 🙂

Yes…a hot piece of ass like Siri could probably bring about world peace. (At least I like to think so.)

Check out her tits and kicks below! Then check out her first hardcore scenes today and tomorrow at SCORELAND.

xoxo

Maria

May ’12 SCORE has arrived! The bust stops here

February 25, 2012 by Elliot James

The contest issue is here

 

Now at your favorite store and at eBoobStore.com, the May ’12 edition of SCORE stars the winners of the four model contests as voted by readers and website members.

Get yours today.

Congratulations to all of the winners.

This erection year was a particularly hard one with stiff decisions to be made. Many voters found themselves rigid at the polls, but, as always, only one girl could be the winner in each contest.

Drum roll, please.

The winners are:

Kelly Christiansen: Model of the Year

Valory Irene: Newcomer of the Year

Angela White: Our first Hardcore Performer of the Year

Autumn-Jade: Big-Boob Hall of Fame

And pictorials of:

Karla James-1st Runner-up MOY
Miosotis-2nd Runner-up MOY
Eva Notty-3rd Runner-up MOY
Venera-1st Runner-up NOY
Leanne Crow-2nd Runner-up NOY
Beshine-3rd Runner-up NOY

Next month: SCORE's 20th Anniversary 164-page edition

Welcome to SCORELAND, where beautiful, naturally big-titted nerds are always welcome

February 24, 2012 by Dave

 

What kind of girl reads Harry Potter books? This kind.

Yesterday, Maria let you in on the news that Siri is making her SCORELAND debut today, and on Sunday, Maria will supplement Siri’s first hardcore (yep, hardcore) scene with a short naked karate video. Of course, one of the benefits of being editor of SCORE is that I get to spend a decent amount of time with the models, and when a girl’s as built as Siri is, my visits to the studio tend to become a little more frequent.

Anyway, I conducted the interview that goes up today at SCORELAND, and I’ll let you know that the interview could’ve been a lot longer. A helluva lot longer. Uncut, it came it at almost 30 minutes (throw in commercials and we could’ve filled a 40-minute block on network TV), and the interview ended because, well, because the interview had to end at some point. I could’ve talked to her for two hours, but, to paraphrase a line from the movie Good Will Hunting, Siri had to see about a guy. Actually, she had to see about a guy’s wood.

So, because there should be some perks for visiting the SCORELAND Blog, I’m going to throw out a few choice tidbits from the interview that ended up on the cutting-room floor. Because here at SCORELAND, we believe that the more you get to know a girl, the more you’ll love her. Anyway:

1. Siri is an excellent speller and has actually won spelling bees. I tested her spelling skills, and she aced the words “masturbation” and “cunnilingus.” DING!

2. Siri is a huge Harry Potter fan. She’s read all of the books several times and recently spent three days at “The Wizarding World of Harry Potter” in Orlando. Yes, three days!

3. Siri likes gang bangs, but when I asked her what she would pick if she had to choose between a day at “The Wizarding World” or a gang bang, she said, “Can’t I have a gang bang in the van on the way up to the Wizarding World?” I think I told her she could have anything she wants.

I would tell you more about Siri (and will in the weeks and months ahead), but right now, I have to head over to the members area. I have to see about a girl.

 

 

Siri arrives at SCORELAND…how do you like them apples?

February 23, 2012 by Maria

Siri’s hourglass curves measure 40-29-38, and she looks amazing in our SCORE 20th Anniversary T-shirt and hat!

New Boobs! New Boobs! New Boobs!

Please imagine that I am out of breath while I am typing this post.

That is because since Siri has been in the building, all of us have been running around like crazy.

And I know what you are thinking…Siri? As in the digital slave who lives in your phone?

No.

I am pretty sure that our Siri is hotter and has bigger tits than that Siri.

Our Siri is a 23-year-old blonde babe from California (born in Minnesota) with a 32HH rack and a 29-inch waist. She is kind of nerdy (She loves to read, knit and watch historical films), and she is kind of a fox. Her hourglass curves will make you want to have a lot of time on your hands, if you know what I mean.

I caught up with Siri in our studio…and by caught up, I mean I found her on the set and asked her to show me her tits immediately. I am classy like that. 🙂

Siri and I made two videos in which we chitchatted about her boobs, her inverted nipples and all sorts of other fun things that big-boobed gals talk about.

You can check out the first of those two videos below and look out for Siri’s debut tomorrow on SCORELAND.

xoxo

Maria

Bustin’ out birthdays

February 23, 2012 by Elliot James

“What’s sexy to me is a man who can dance.”-Alena Snow

“I am a total tomboy. I wear movie T-shirts and a skirt. I always wear a bra. A girl with 40HH breasts like mine has to. It’s a must.”-Alice Webb

“I feel relaxed at strip clubs. I can sit down and have a drink and be entertained and I actually fit in. I am not some girl who stands out because of my big tits because everyone in there has big tits.”-Anna Kay

“I like to cook and clean in my free time and hang out with my kittens and make and edit videos.”-Taylor Steele

Elaina Gregory’s Incredible Tight Titty Top Try-Outs

February 22, 2012 by Elliot James

One of Elaina's wardrobe choices today and tomorrow

Today and tomorrow, one of my all-time favorite sights is happening at SCORELAND.

The tight top try-outs.

Nothing makes me happier than watching an exceptionally big-boobed hottie boombalottie trying on the skimpiest, most body-hugging tops.

Our president, John Fox, has a saying about the kind of clothes SCORE and V-Mag Girls should wear: “Too tight, too short, too low.”

These are words to live by, at least on my planet.

When I see huge-chested girls wearing baggy, loose, ill-fitting tops and bras, I get a panic attack because it’s such a waste. Don’t get me started on muumuus.

Elaina Gregory is the one to study as she squeezes her 41-inch, 34N-cups into a choice selection of tight tops and bras.

The best is when you can see the nipples protruding through the material.

Elaina was the perfect girl to do this. I have been waiting a long time to see her stuff her boobs into teeny tops like this. I loved every picture and every minute of it. Elaina’s video could have been two hours and it still wouldn’t have been long enough for me.

She also rubs one out, so don’t think it’s all a tight tops try-on.

Observe and report!

Thank you again, Voluptuous goddess Elaina Gregory!

 

Elaina tries on bras. The world is a better place because of this simple event.

There are times you want to fuck and times you just want to watch people fuck…as long as those people are porn stars

February 21, 2012 by Dave

Fact: Porn studs get to do the things most of us don't get to do, like fuck two girls like Daylene Rio and Sara Jay at the same time. That is a fact, right?

The most-recent “Blog” poll asked, “Given the choice, would you prefer the pop shot in a big-tit XXX scene to land on the model’s face or on her tits?” Fifty-eight percent went for tits and 42% went for face, which is pretty consistent with the results the last time we asked this question a few years ago.

This made me think about how different porn sex is from the sex you and I have in our regular lives. It made me realize that although reality porn is the big thing these days, there’s a thick line between porn sex and real sex. For example:
1. In your personal life, where have most of your cum shots landed? I’m guessing that most of you will say, “In the woman’s pussy” or “In the condom that’s in the woman’s pussy,” or “in the woman’s mouth,” not on her tits or face.
2. Really, truly, have many times have you piledrive-fucked a woman? I’m talking about turning her upside-down so her head was on the ground, grabbing her by the legs, spreading ’em wide and fucking her pussy or ass?
3. How many times have you fucked a woman’s face? I’m not saying just having her lie back with her head off the end of the mattress so you can stick your cock in her mouth. I’m talking about her lying down and you standing over her and throat-fucking her from above.
4. How many times has a woman blown cum bubbles or played with your sticky nut sauce?
5. How many times has a woman sucked her own pussy (or ass) juices off your cock?
All of these things are, in my opinion, pretty hot. And the fact that some (most?) of us have never done most (all?) of them in our personal lives doesn’t make them any less hot. In fact, that makes them hotter.
Where am I going with this? Well, the other day, I was reading a bio sheet that one of our models filled out, and under, “How often do you masturbate?” she put, “I don’t masturbate. I have sex.”
And I was like, “What does one have to do with the other?” And, at least to me, that’s a good thing.