1. It’s of Morgan Leigh, one of my favorite SCORE Girls.
2. Her tits are incredibly pointy. They look like they can poke your eye out.
3. She’s got a finger tucked inside herself in such a way that not only obscures none of her pussy (which often happens in dildo and fingering shots) but actually allows us to see more of the inside of her pussy.
You know, we can rank SCORE Girls by beauty, breast size, breast shape…all sorts of ways. But here’s a category for you: SCORE Girls Who Are Best At Displaying Their Fuck Holes. For my money, Morgan is No. 1.
So, I was walking down the hallway just now and saw we had a new arrival coming into the studio, and who should it turn out to be but Asian BBW hottie Kelly Shibari! (Who you can check out on our sister siteXLGirls.com)
Well, this seemed like a great blog opportunity for me because in one of my initial posts, there was a comment saying I look like Ms. Shibari. (Which isn’t a bad comparison at all because Kelly is hot and smart and she has nice boobs, and I LOVE boobs.)
Unfortunately, when I tried to get some time with Kelly, I was told she wouldn’t have time to sit with me because she was on a tight schedule. This would have deterred most people, but not me.
I never take no for an answer.
I heard through the grapevine that she is going to be interviewing with XL Girls magazine editor Allie Q. sometime today or tomorrow, so I am going to try and sneak into the studio and maybe politely interrupt (take over!) and get Kelly to talk to me. Which really means that I am going to go in there and get Kelly topless. 🙂
Wish me luck, boob men. I love Mission Impossible moments like this! lol
A few weeks ago, Tom, one of our regular letter writers, sent an email for publication in “SCORE Card.” This letter was about a topic very near and dear to me and a lot of other boob-men.
“I know we’ve all seen this before: the big-titted girl who is running down the street late for an appointment. I see it a lot at airports. Unfortunately, that girl is always cognizant of the fact that she’s got a huge rack, and she runs with an arm covering her boobs so they don’t bounce. Ladies, it’s a blessing to have huge tits. Next time you’re running down the street (hopefully wearing something tight), please let your massive sweater melons fly. I like to watch.”
When I saw this video of Brandy Talore running (the perfect girl to ask to run), I knew I had to post it along with Tom’s letter. Like Tom, I love to see big-boobed girls walk, jog and run. I’ve been known to beg our studio for this. Years ago, I even used to hang out at the airport for the chance to see a busty girl jogging to the gate. The best sight is an airport runner wearing big heels or wedges and a tank top. It’s not the same as going to the gym or to an outdoor location to see girls running because most of them are all strapped in by their sports bra, and there’s little boob-bouncing quotient (an actual mathematical formula used by bra developers. Remind me to blog about that one day.).
My only suggestion would be for the videographer to get closer next time and try to record the model’s breathing with an attached microphone.
I can also happily live with an arm-swinging power walker. She doesn’t have to run or jog! But please, leave the bra at home!
Aileen Ghettman, a new FF-cup natural from Marietta, Georgia, enjoys her first on-camera fuck today at SCORELAND. The first time I met Aileen, she told me she likes getting guys off by sticking her finger in their assholes and wiggling it around.
“I take a latex glove and slide it down my hand, and then I take my index finger and play around your asshole,” she said, although she couldn’t have possibly meant my asshole. “Then I insert it to the end until I hit the prostate, and I milk the prostate gland. You’ll just keep cumming, and you won’t be able to stop.”
For the uninitiated, Aileen is talking about giving prostate massages. Now, I’ve never had one, but I’m kinda wondering if anybody out there has. Was it good? I mean, a chick like Aileen tells you to get down on your hands and knees and stick your butt in the air so she can jam a finger up your asshole…do you do it?
Aileen is full of surprises. She’s so quiet, so girl-next-doorish. Other models who have met her in the studio all tell her the same thing: “You seem too nice to be a dominatrix.” She definitely doesn’t seem like the type of girl who goes around sticking her finger up guys’ asses.
Is Carmen Hayes a slut because she has a tattoo on her tit? No, she has a tattoo on her tit because she's a slut.
Candy Connelly: Sexy tattooed babe of the ’90s.
So I’m at lunch yesterday, and on my way out, I notice this girl (probably 25 or so) sitting in a booth, talking to her friend. She’s built and wearing a scoop-necked top that shows a reasonable amount of natural cleavage. And, right there on her left breast, clear as day, is a tattoo.
If Goldie looks down, she can see her tattoo and a cock.
Comment 1: Any chick who has a tattoo on her tit is screaming, “Please look at my tits!” She put it there to draw attention to her rack. Now, this babe, if asked, might feed you some bullshit about the tattoo having special meaning or liking its design, but the fact is she could’ve put it anywhere, and she put it on her tits. It’s a tittoo.
Jamaica''s tits and tat are making me crazy!
Comment 2: Going through the SCORELAND Model Directory, I didn’t find a lot of babes with tattoos on their tits. Why? Because if a girl puts a tattoo on her tits, she might as well walk around saying, “I am a slut.” And although that’s an admirable quality, most girls don’t have the courage to say it.
The trick, of course, is to find one that does. For fucking purposes only, of course.
Since American companies are not permitted to photograph foreign models on U.S. soil anymore, we could just stick to our own backyard to find new models. But historically, many of SCORE’s best models are not Americans. So now we’re doing a lot more traveling instead of bringing models in, either going to a model’s country or going to any number of Caribbean islands near Florida. It’s a lot more expensive, but the results are usually worth it. One of the latest foreign models to hit SCORELAND is Alexa, a German living in Berlin. She was photographed in Prague (a 20-minute plane ride for Alexa; a 12-hour flight for our photographer Jose and his crew).
In this video, Alexa shows exactly why she causes traffic accidents (and spinal and neck injuries) when she crosses the street. Alexa has an awesome body, and she’s a natural born boob-flaunter.
Another excellent reason besides the beer to keep going to Europe.
FOX rolled out its new reality dating show. It’s called More To Love, and it’s about a guy who tries to find love with 20 plus-sized girls. So I tune in, figuring, “Big girls, big tits,” right?
In what might go down as the worst casting in the history of reality TV, the producers managed to find 20 big girls of which only one has big tits. And you’d better believe she was touting her advantage in a tight, low-cut dress, puppies bouncing all over the place. But the rest? Yipes!
At one point, some chick was going on and on about how she’d never had a date, and I’m screaming at the TV, “Honey, you weigh 300 pounds and only two of it’s tit!” I mean, take your pick: big tits, big ass, or pretty face. A girl’s gotta give your mind something to negotiate with your cock.
COCK: She’s a big girl.
MIND: But she’s very nice.
COCK: She’s a big girl.
MIND: She’s very nice, and she has big tits.
That’s how it works in real life.
Obviously, the people who cast More To Love didn’t know what they were doing. They should’ve come to us. Here are five big girls for starters. They have more to love in all the right places.
Contessa Rose bookmarks the cock in First Fuxxx, now at SCORELAND.
Today we kick off a SCORELAND special called “First Fuxxx.” As the name makes clear, “First Fuxxx” is the full-seXXX debuts of three new busty babes, all in one week. Today, new discovery Contessa Rose does the deed for the very first time on camera.
On Wednesday, it’s new discovery Aileen Ghettman’s turn to open wide and say aah for cock. Aileen debuts in the October ’09 SCORE magazine, now on sale at eBoobStore.
On Friday, huge favorite Eva Notty has her First Fukkk. In June, Eva had a month-long SCORELAND special devoted to her. She did an interview, solos, toys, got an oily boob massage by a dude and did a tits & tugs hand job and titty-fuck over four weeks. Now, it’s all the way for Eva, and SCORELAND‘s got her first.
Check out this clip of contestant #1, Contessa Rose. She’s a handfull!
DJ with Lorna Morgan & Brittany Love, Boob Cruise 2000.
DJ is a four-time Boob Cruiser, sailing with SCORE on the1995, 1997, 1998 and 2000 Cruises. He’s also a charter subscriber to SCORE magazine. DJ was in South Florida for the first time in nine years and visited the SCORE building. While we gave him the guided tour, we asked him if he’d like to guest blog, and he accepted. The floor is yours, DJ:
It’s been over ten years since I last visited SCORE Land (not the web site SCORELAND but the real, honest-to-God location in Miami). Since then, SCORE headquarters has moved from its modest offices just off the highway in Southwest Miami to a very impressive, spacious building on a tree-lined boulevard in the city of Doral. For folks not familiar with southern Florida, that’s code for an upscale, recently-developed mini-city near the airport. It was easy to find on my cab ride from the hotel.
A few folks are still around since my last visit: John Fox, SCORE’s publisher, editors Elliot James and Bruce Smith, photographer Peter Wall, art director Steve and Internet genius E. A couple of those folks remember the early days of SCORE as fondly as I do as a charter subscriber. Nowadays, when I pick up SCORE or Voluptuous at the newsstand, they come with a DVD. Back in the old pre-Internet days, the magazine came with a newsletter.
I first heard about Peter from one of those pack-in newsletters, when he did his first layout for SCORE magazine with SaRenna Lee. Peter and I became friends later on the 1995 Boob Cruise, when I was a brand new amateur photographer, and I enjoyed watching him at work and learning a few things from the master on that and later Cruises. Last time I came to South Florida, I visited Peter at his old studio in Fort Lauderdale, where he was a freelancer. Now he’s a SCORE Studio employee at the SCORE building with lots of sets and lights and a big make-up room next door. I couldn’t spend much time poking around in there because they’re busy shooting…as usual, I’m sure.
I met Elliot on the Cruise, too, and used to see him from time to time at the big events in Las Vegas. We’ve stayed in touch over the years. Elliot moved from Vegas to Miami a long time ago to stay closer to the heart of the SCORE operation. Bruce and I haven’t stayed in touch, but we remember each other from the many Cruises together. I remember Steve because he was the art director of a photo shoot from the 2000 Boob Cruise that I actually appeared in as a guest model with Ariana and Tanya Danielle.
There are a couple of girls here modeling on different projects. During my visit, I got to meet Persia Monir as she was on her way to a conference room. She’s a MILF but much more than that. She has an incredibly tight little ass and long gorgeous legs. She placed her hand over her tush as she walked away from me, but I got a decent look anyway.
Later I got to meet Renee Ross as she was getting ready for a photo shoot with Peter, and she blew me away. I’m an old-time SCORE man, and Renee is a Voluptuous model, but she would appeal to any SCORE fan. Renee let me hold her breasts for a bit while Elliot took some photos so I’d have a memento of my visit. Her boobs are big and heavy and feel very much like Linsey Dawn McKenzie’s (you’ll have to take my word for this, but I really do know; one of the advantages of being a multi-year Boob Cruiser). They tell me Renee has just appeared in the issue of Voluptuous that’s on the stands now (October ’09), but I can already predict that she’ll be back in many more. She’s gorgeous.
Before I leave today, I need to poke my head into John Fox’s office and plead: One more time, John. One more Boob Cruise, for old time’s sake!–DJ
After fucking a blonde babe, a guy goes into the kitchen and pours a glass of milk. His cock is still hot, so he sticks it in the milk to cool it off. The blonde walks in on him, points and says, “Oh, I always wondered how guys refilled those.”
Typical dumb blonde joke. But under the surface, a powerful motivator.
Psychologists at Bremen University in Germany say that blondes really are dumber after they hear dumb blonde jokes and that blonde jokes make blondes do poorly in tests. They tested 80 students, 40 of them blonde. They presented the blonde students with a negative stereotype about dumb blondes before they took the test. The blondes that were told that blondes were dumb performed worse than the others. The scientists want to examine how these negative stereotypes affect people and devise ways to counteract effects of the dumb blonde stereotype.
So there is a scientific reason behind the dumb busty blonde stereotype.