Pipe-cleaning technology marches on

November 9, 2009 by Elliot James

According to an article in Men’s Health, regular masturbation is good for a guy of any age. An Australian study claims men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Flushing the pipes regularly keeps semen healthy and prevents the build up of cancer-causing chemicals. “It’s a fundamental aspect of men’s health, right up there with brushing your teeth,” said Gloria Brame, Ph.D., a clinical sexologist in Athens, Georgia. “It relieves stress and keeps everything about your body—your heart rate, blood pressure, reproductive system, brain chemistry—in very good shape.”

That’s why SCORE endorses and sells the Silicone Male Masturbator made by California Exotic Novelties, the trusted name in batin’, in our eBoobStore.com.

Now here's a girl who can raise your sperm count.

Now here's a girl who can raise your sperm count.

We can’t send Cindy Cupps to a guy’s house to help him operate this modern marvel but he can watch her DVDs or look at her photos as brain nutrition.

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5 responses to “Pipe-cleaning technology marches on”

  1. Brun says:

    Great! No more blindness problems!

    And we Score hot girls… isn’t easy don’t keep it regularly…! 🙂

  2. Dexter says:

    Found it! and bought it.

  3. Jack says:

    Hey .. that’s the best news I’ve heard in a long time !

    I can understand about Cindy not being able to come to my house, so I went to eboobstore.com instead … yet could not find the Silicone Male Masturbator either 🙁

    It looks like a great product … so now what, do we switch to manual mode ?? 🙂

  4. viggo says:

    Lousy bastards. You say you can’t send Cindy Cupps with the ‘pipe-cleaner’, but that a guy can watch her DVDs instead. You only say that
    so that you will make money. 🙂

  5. Dino says:

    Growning up I all ways heard that jacking to much will make you blind. Well mom and dad you were wrong!!! Jacking the best way to start the day.