The Breast of XL Girls is an informative, educational and socially important learning guide for both boob hounds as well as for curvy women worldwide who want to improve their sex lives. It’s the most-authoritative DVD yet on the intimate and little-known subject of large ladies engaged in the unbridled joys of carnal knowledge. See what goes on behind the closed doors and shaded windows of the XL Girl.
Written by noted sex researchers at The SCORE Group and starring 26 of the most-popular models from XL Girls magazine, The Breast of XL Girls is an indispensable addition to DVD shelves in every home and every university library.
We have spared no expense to bring you the finest, horniest, sexiest, bustiest, assiest dolls enjoying the most-energetic and boob-shaking poundings and creamings by rigid cocksmen in a new EIGHT-HOUR, 2-disc set. That’s 478 minutes of fucking. I’m exhausted just thinking about it.
Look at this line-up!
Analee Sands
Arianna Sinn
Bailey Santanna
Bunny De La Cruz
Charlie Cooper
Dallas Dixon
Daniella Grey
Dawn Davenport
Gia Johnson
Glory Foxxx
Jade Parker
Julia Juggs
Kristina Milan
Lady Snow
Lisa Canon
Maria Moore
Melonie Max
Monique L’Amour
Nikki Cars
Peaches LaRue
Porsche Dali
Samantha 38DD
Sapphire
Simone Staxxx
Twilight Starr
Vivian Alise
Watch the three-minute trailer at eBoobStore and see these curvacious cuties go to town. Your pocket pal will thank you.
A SCORE photo team just trekked from Miami to Berlin (Germany, not Maryland) specifically for two special models.
Janne Hollan, Czech mate.
Extraordinary models who can’t be photographed within the United States, so, as we had many times before, we went to the models.
One girl is a Czech lovely named Janne Hollan.
The other is a busty German lady named Emilia Boshe.
Janne works for a car company, but her real calling is the cleavage camera.
Emilia has been web-camming the past few years and has made a name for herself. She’ll be in the all-naturals September ’12 SCORE.
Both of them are great. Their pictorials and videos at SCORELAND are a tit-man’s joy. Boobs to sink into. I believe you’ll agree.
This upcoming week in birthdays is a mix of past and present, retired and active. Whatever they’re up to, may they have a blast. Is there anyone more Vegas than Summer?
After winning 2011 V-Mag Newcomer of the Year, Hitomi is up for 2012 SCORE Newcomer of the Year and Voluptuous Model of the Year.
Election Day in the United States is only 11 days away. Thank goodness! For the past two months, voters in swing states (Florida, home of SCORELAND, is one of them) have been inundated with ads from the candidates. Every time you turn on the TV or radio, somebody is talking about the election. Meaningless drivel, all of it. The only thing that counts is the votes. And speaking of which…
The voting booths are now open for the 2012 SCORE and Voluptuous awards.
And since this is the season when politicians make meaningless promises they have no intention of keeping, I’d like to make some promises I do intend to keep:
1. The winners of the SCORE and Voluptuous awards will be super-stacked.
2. They will be far more attractive than any politician (including Sarah Palin, if she still counts as a politician).
3. Each issue of SCORE and Voluptuous will provide modeling opportunities for at least nine or 10 busty babes. Now that’s a solid plan to deal with the unemployment rate.
4. Rather than that goofy Electoral College system the U.S. uses, the winners will be based on the popular vote. One man, one vote.
And the finalists are:
2011 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Valory Irene is trying to pull off the N.O.Y./Model of the Year double.
SCORE Newcomer of the Year: Estelle Taylor, Goldie Ray, Hitomi, Melissa Manning, Nancy Navarro, Roxanne Miller, Sabrina Linn, Siri
Voluptuous Newcomer of the Year: Emilia Boshe, Goldie Ray, Janne Hollan, Kristi Maxx, Krystal Swift, Melissa Manning, Melissa Reed, Nancy Navarro, Roxanne Miller, Sadie Blooms, Siri, Tahnee Taylor
SCORE Model of the Year: Angela White, Beshine, Dolly Delight, Eva Notty, Kelly Christiansen, Leanne Crow, Maserati, Sheridan Love, Valory Irene, Venera
Voluptuous Model of the Year: Ashley Sage Ellison, Elaina Gregory, Gya Roberts, Hitomi, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Leanne Crow, Micky Bells, Natalie Fiore, Renee Ross, Sophie Mae, Terri Jane
SCORE Hardcore Performer of the Year: Africa, Brittany O’Neil, Camille Morgan, Daylene Rio, Desiree, Elizabeth Starr, Kitana Flores, Minka, Stephanie Stalls, Goldie Ray, Siri
Angel DeLuca is a finalist in three Voluptuous categories. That's very impressive!
Voluptuous XXX of the Year: Bailey Santanna, Bunny de la Cruz, Camille Morgan, Desiree, Destiny Rose, Kristina Milan, Maserati, Melonie Max, Natasha Dulce, Sabina Leigh, Shyla Shy, Terry Nova
SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Cindy Cupps, Colt 45, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Julia Miles, Lacey Legends, Sammie Black, Toppsy Curvey
Voluptuous Plumper of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Carlene, Anna Kay, April McKenzie, Arianna Sinn, Camelia Davis, Dors Feline, Laurella, Marille, Marilyn White, Trinity Michaels, Violet Addams
Voluptuous Pussy of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Kay, Elaina Gregory, Goldie Ray, Gya Roberts, Jenna Valentine, Karina Hart, Krystal Swift, Natalie Fiore, Renee Ross, Roxanne Miller, Siri
Voluptuous Ass of the Year: Angel DeLuca, Anna Carlene, Anna Kay, Ashley Sage Ellison, Dors Feline, Goldie Ray, Karina Hart, Marilyn White, Melissa Reed, Renee Ross, Siri, Sophie Mae
There's only one thing missing from this photo: Me.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, but today, I’m going to give thanks. I am going to give thanks because there are times when I have to stop and realize that I’m lucky to have the job I have. And those times usually occur when I’m thinking, “Why don’t I ever get any?”
For example, there’s a new hardcore video of Siri going up tomorrow at SCORELAND. You will definitely give thanks for this video. Siri has a three-way with two studs. I suggest that between football games, you sneak off to your study, or wherever your jack chamber happens to be, and enjoy the show. But there’s a third guy in the video. He’s not a stud. He doesn’t get any of Siri’s mouth or pussy. He plays the boss.
That guy would be me.
Poor me. Pity me! Let’s have a pity party for Dave. Because all Dave got to do that day was stare at Siri’s naked tits and ass for about a half hour.
I have done the following over the past 11 years: Interview girls while they were sucking SOME OTHER GUY’S cock. Interview girls while they were FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY. Had girls finger-fuck and dildo their pussies in front of me…just so they could fuck SOME OTHER GUY. Oiled up girls’ boobs before they went off to fuck SOME OTHER GUY.
Well, I’m here to tell you that you get two things from situations like these:
1.) Blue balls.
2.) Good memories.
And there’s nothing like a good memory to get rid of a nasty case of blue balls.
So I’m giving thanks. Thanks for the in-person tits, thanks for the in-person pussy, thanks that I could walk into the studio, as I did earlier this week, and see Bailey Santanna sitting in the makeup chair without a stitch of clothes on.
Of course, moments later, she fucked SOME OTHER GUY!
But I’m giving thanks anyway. Because as the hooker says to Woody Allen in the movie Deconstructing Harry, “It beats the hell out of waitressing!”
Not that I’ve ever been a waitress. Happy Thanksgiving.
The second part of our “Jackumentary” tribute to Renee Ross is now posted at XLGirls.com.
Loaded with great footage of this readers’ super-favorite, Part 2 includes never-before-seen video of Renee posing for a swimming-pool photo shoot and demonstrating how she uses a bidet in the bathroom of the models’ dressing room. Renee boxes with Samantha 38G on the set during the making of K-JUGS The Movieand tells us more about her hot self in several candid chats. She talks about blow jobs, tit-fucking, her favorite positions and more.
There’s also hardcore thrustin’ and suckin’ that’s never been seen on the Web. This is not just a “Jackumentary.” It’s a labor of love.
Here’s to Renee Ross. Next Wednesday, September 4, K-JUGS will be shown for the first time on the Internet, beginning with Chapter One plus additional behind-the-scenes extras.
Renee with Bailey Santanna in the dressing room during the filming of K-JUGS.
Busty Brits bounce off the walls at SCORELAND. Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Dawn Phoenix, Lorna Morgan, Chaz, Kerry Marie, Denise Davies, Kelly Kay, Kirstyn Halborg, Kellie Garnett, Susie Wilden, Laura Bailey, Miss Emma, Jessica Turner, Emily Cartwright, Michelle Bond, Lisa Marie Greener…the list goes on.
In recent years, Terri Jane, Dors Feline, Karla James, Dolly Delight, Beti Phellasio, Charley Green and Leanne Crow have filled the cups.
A few weeks ago, you met Lily Madison. Now here’s Bex Shiner, a former Big Brother contestant who became a huge tabloid celebrity. Big Brother housemates can go topless on TV unlike repressed American Big Brother residents.
(Pop quiz: Name the SCORE Girl who lived in the Big Brother house in both Germany and the Philippines.)
When we met Bex, her British ways made instant fans of us. She’s funny, energetic and upbeat. And she has big baps.
“I was flat-chested until I turned 18 years old, and then I became the biggest-chested of my friends,” Bex said.
Better late than never, Bex, and that includes visiting the Colonies.
Bex’s first photo set and a meet-n-greet video tomorrow kick off her arrival in the USA.
Crikey! The Brits have invaded the Colonies again!
Will Maserati be the best fuckin' fucker two years in a row?
Nikki Smith: Will let you suck her tits for votes.
Big-boobed girls who fuck on-camera deserve an award. For the past few years in V-mag, that award has been XXX Performer of the Year. In 2012, the winner was Maserati. Who will win 2013’s prize?
And the finalists are:
Bailey Santanna, who fucked while six-months pregnant.
Felicia Clover, a V-mag rookie who got ass-fucked on-camera.
Harmony White, another rookie who fucked during her second day in our studio.
Jolie Rain, a lusty redhead with big tits and a love of cock.
Kristina Milan, the naturally super-stacked Dominican who likes to squirt her mam milk on cocks.
Maserati, last year’s winner.
Melissa Reed, whose ass is a thing of beauty.
Nikki Smith, the girl next door who, in 2013, has fucked in our studio more than any other V-Girl.
Sabina Leigh, another girl next door who fucked two guys at once.
Scarlet LaVey, an impressive rookie who is only 21 years old.
Shyla Shy: There's milk in them thar hooters!
Shyla Shy, who fucked pre- and post-pregnancy and has a disc in the DVD set Preggos & Milkers all to herself.
Siri reads Harry Potter books and fucks but rarely does both at the same time.
Siri, the blonde nerd who fucks.
Who will win?
By the way, awards ballots are already pouring in, and I appreciate that. However, every once in a while, I get an email that says, for example, “I vote for Scarlet LaVey for Newcomer of the Year.” But the sender hasn’t voted in any of the other categories. So what do I do? I delete the vote. That’s right. I send it to the trash bin without counting it. Because the rules clearly state, “INCOMPLETE BALLOTS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. YOU MUST VOTE IN ALL FIVE CATEGORIES FOR ANY OF YOUR VOTES TO COUNT.”
Simple enough? Apparently not, which is why I brought it up.
The great Renee Ross and her spectacular naturals.
I’m asking because we’re in the process of building the 15th anniversary issue of XL Girls magazine, and it will revolve around the greatest XL Girls ever. Now, you can pretty much guarantee that Renee, Samantha 38G, Sapphire, Micky Bells, Dors Feline, Ashley Sage Ellison, Laura Bailey and Susie Wilden will be in this issue. But who else? Who’s on your no-brainer list of girls who undoubtedly should be in this issue? Have Jennica Lynn and Lavina Dream been around long enough? And who do you think is the greatest XL Girl ever. Is it Renee?
Of course, to qualify, the girl had to have appeared in XL Girls magazine at least once.
FOX rolled out its new reality dating show. It’s called More To Love, and it’s about a guy who tries to find love with 20 plus-sized girls. So I tune in, figuring, “Big girls, big tits,” right?
Wrong.
In what might go down as the worst casting in the history of reality TV, the producers managed to find 20 big girls of which only one has big tits. And you’d better believe she was touting her advantage in a tight, low-cut dress, puppies bouncing all over the place. But the rest? Yipes!
At one point, some chick was going on and on about how she’d never had a date, and I’m screaming at the TV, “Honey, you weigh 300 pounds and only two of it’s tit!” I mean, take your pick: big tits, big ass, or pretty face. A girl’s gotta give your mind something to negotiate with your cock.
COCK: She’s a big girl.
MIND: But she’s very nice.
COCK: She’s a big girl.
MIND: She’s very nice, and she has big tits.
COCK: Sold.
That’s how it works in real life.
Obviously, the people who cast More To Love didn’t know what they were doing. They should’ve come to us. Here are five big girls for starters. They have more to love in all the right places.
