Tag Archive: Africa

The tit stat map

June 24, 2013 by Elliot James

Sensual Jane does Romania proud.

The German newspaper Bild‘s “Atlas of cup sizes” map shows the average cup sizes around the Earth.

Most of the land mass that was the former U.S.S.R., plus Finland, Sweden and Norway seem to have the most women with a bra size bigger than a D-cup. I have a very difficult time believing that Finland, Sweden and Norway have the most girls with D+ boobs.

The U.S.A., Venezuela and Colombia have the most D-cups.

Australia, Brazil, Argentina, the United Kingdom, Poland, The Ukraine and Canada have C-cups.

Africa is half B and half A-cups.

China and Japan have A-cups.

Greenland is hopeless also with split A and B-cups.

The problem is there’s no the source for the data. Where’s this breast size info coming from? Is there some spy satellite orbiting the globe measuring women country by country?

The champions of nipple self-sucking

April 21, 2013 by Elliot James

Gya's an acrobatic self-sucker. She could probably self-suck upside down.

Seeing Sara Rae’s new videos and enjoying her self-sucking talents reminded me of this recent “Scorecard” letter from a new guy named K.F. Most people like to explore the girls at SCORELAND or XLGirls on their own. K.F. cut to the chase with this question.

“I just saw Gya Roberts for the first time and holy shit. Wow, she loves sucking her boobs. And she loves talking about her pussy. Awesome. So I’ve obviously missed a few really bad girls. I don’t suppose…check that…I bet you know exactly which girls love sucking their own boobs. Could you tell me who they are?”

So I gave K.F. a few names of the great nipple suckers. There have been many.

There’s Cassitty, Africa and Cherry Brady. There’s Carmen Hayes, Autumn-Jade and Brandy Talore.

Samantha Kay is forgotten today. She was active in 2004 and 2005. Samantha could, and probably still does, self-suckle with the best of them.

Samantha Kay had a Merit Badge in hands-free sucking.

It’s not an easy thing to do. Many can lift ’em and lick ’em, but getting the nipple in the mouth and sucking requires very pliable, very large boobs and advanced skills.

Hands-free self-sucking. Now we’re getting into the 10th Dan Black Belt levels of self-sucking.

Gya has one of those belts. I can picture her sitting on a mat in a temple in the mountains, meditating with one or more nipples in her mouth.

Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Christy Marks and Merilyn Sakova can easily lick and flick their nips, but seeing them in full-on, deep-suction self-sucking is rare.

A subcategory of self-sucking is self-sucking during sex. But that topic’s for another Blog.

Happy Birthday Kayla Kleevage (April 20th).

 

 

 

It’s a job of work: What SCORE and V-mag Girls did before modeling

September 25, 2012 by Elliot James

Everyone’s got to start someplace. SCORE and V-mag Girls are no exception. Do you ever wonder what a girl was doing before she decided to step in front of a camera and play drop the top?

A lot of girls go straight into it from school, but there are also a lot of girls who work at a job first.

Can you match the girl with what she did before she became a photo model?

Answers tomorrow.

A) “I worked as a data entry operator for Sears. I worked in the bankruptcy department, and I also managed a Hardy’s fast-food restaurant. I was one of the people who introduced fried chicken to all of the Hardy’s restaurants. I used to go around and show people how to cook it.”

B)  “I had a job as a receptionist for a year right after high school before I started dancing in clubs.”

C) “I was working as a bartender in a sleazy place, and a guy saw me in a tank top and said, ‘Wow, you have amazing breasts.’  We got to talking, and he was amazed with my natural breasts. He said, ‘I love this magazine, SCORE. I’m the biggest fan and you should totally try out.’ I was like, “Well, you know, I don’t know,” and he said, ‘Please, please, you’ll make everything come true for me.’ And finally I said, ‘Okay, I’ll give it a shot. For you, I will.'”

D) “I worked retail as a sales associate, full time. An ex-boyfriend of mine buys a lot of your videos, and at the end of one there was this commercial to be a SCORE model and he saw it and convinced me to come and model for you guys. I thought, ‘Hey, I can do that!’ and here I am.”

E) “I was working as a waitress at Beef O’Brady’s and going to school.”

F) “I was a receptionist. Just a regular nine-to-five chick for a construction company. I met an agent when I was walking home from work and eventually decided to give it a try.”

A: Sierra

B: Africa

C: Jolie Rain

D: Carrie Ashton

E: Kali West

F: Gianna

Gift yourself the gift of deep-cleavaged hotties

December 4, 2011 by Elliot James
Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

Check out the trailer at eBoobStore.com

If you thought last year’s the Breast of SCORELAND was hefty, check out the trailer for the Breast of SCORELAND 2, the latest arrival at the eBoobStore.

4 discs.

36 SCORELAND Girls in 18 sizzling solo and 18 red-hot XXX chapters.

704 minutes total running time.

It will take you half a day to watch this mammathon straight through.

But wait. There’s more. There’s SCORE.

Fresh from the printers comes the February ’12 SCORE with holiday cover honey Venera. Now at your favorite newsstand in a special edition with a DVD or get the magazine itself fast and easy from us at eBoobStore.

Some holiday cheer?

Some holiday cheer?

Every time I see a picture or a video of Venera, I’m in awe of her fantastic body, and this layout is no exception. This edition also stars Angela White and Maggie Green in girl-girl smushin’, Micky Bells, Beshine, Africa, Claudia Kealoha, Brittany O’Neil and hot butt-ed sex with Miami princess Angelina Castro. We even included a DVD with complete XXX scenes from the movie Big Tit Tune-up in the newsstand edition, in most areas.

Plus, we go behind the scenes for On Location Puerto Vallarta, kick off Dolly Delight’s bra giveaway contest and announce the winner of Shione Cooper’s bra from our August ’11 issue, Mr. W.F. from Maryland, who wrote: “I’ll have to thank my wife for buying me the magazine. My wife is 120 pounds with 36Ds that keep me happy! I have told her to send in some pics of herself but she just laughs. I will get her to try the bra on, just to see how big Shione is and then frame it! I want to thank you and your company for the chance to win the bra and for featuring beautiful women every month.”

Keep scoring, my friends.

Do we really have to point out that a big, BLACK cock is fucking Brittany O’Neil today at SCORELAND?

July 15, 2011 by Dave
Ashlee Chambers and Lucas. This is interracial…

Ashlee Chambers and Lucas. This is interracial…

…and isn't this interracial, too? Africa with Johnny Rod

…and isn't this interracial, too? Africa with Johnny Rod.

Coincidentally, Brittany O’Neil is doing her first-ever interracial hardcore video today at SCORELAND at the same time we received an email from a magazine reader who I’ll identify only as C.C. Over the years, we’ve received hundreds of letters regarding the interracial debate, but this is one of the most astute.

Writes C.C., “I would first like to compliment you wholeheartedly for the quality of every product produced by The SCORE Group. I enjoy SCORE, BootyLicious, Voluptuous and 40Something, and that pleasure has increased in direct proportion to the free videos you include with the magazines.

“I have sung your praises but now have to give you some hard truths that you as Caucasians may not be cognizant of in your everyday life. In the year 2011, racism is a far cry from what my grandmothers, mother and even I experienced (I’m in my mid 40s), but it is still a reality to the majority of black people in this country. Things are more subtle now, and if your head’s in a hole, you’ll miss the nuances of it when it strikes.

“As I stated earlier, your products get a big thumbs up, but have you ever noticed (porn in general) that interracial only describes a black man having sex with a women of another race, never the reverse? Case in point, your January 2010 issue of SCORE (I dug in my crates, lol). Ashlee Chambers/Lucas pictorial’s copy referenced his ‘black’ cock six times. Come on, fellows! Unless you’re implying your readers are blind and stupid, we can see the brother is black! Your review of the Miosotis (she’s a black hispanic, just letting you know) video, however, never once mentioned a ‘pale’ penis, a ‘white’ wand or an ‘ivory’ cock.

“Also, don’t let the less-intelligent readers guilt you with ‘People, lighten up,’ ‘People should get over it,’ and ‘It’s not that bad anymore.’ It’s not how what you say affects the groups not concerned but the groups that more directly ‘resemble’ the comments.

“Thank you and keep putting out a great product.”

And thank you, C.C., for a letter that criticizes intelligently but never becomes inflammatory. These are all interesting points worth discussing, and before I comment, I’d like to hear what you, the Blog readers, have to say.

SCORELAND: It’s not all fun and games…

October 10, 2010 by Maria
Arcade games and Dominno: Fun for all!

Arcade games and Dominno: Fun for all!

…well,that’s not true. Sometimes it is!

One of the things that I love about SCORELAND is that on any given day, you can pretty much run amok all over the site and find a bunch of different things to do. I mean, there IS over 15 years of awesome content to look through. That’s a helluva lotta boobs, tits, slits, clits…well, you get the picture. You could spank for weeks. Hell, you could strangle your salami for MONTHS to all the busties there are to see in SCORELAND. But there is so much more on SCORELAND that isn’t JUST for your dick. (Because we care about your mind, too.) In fact, if you head to the SCORE Galleries section (like I did today) you will note that there are over 75 different galleries featuring all sorts of entertaining things for you to do!

For one thing, not a lot of people know that we have a bunch of fun downloads featuring your favorite naked models, but yes, we do. If you are a man who knows when to hold them and knows when to fold them, you can go to the SCORE CASINO to play SCORELAND Poker. You can go to the SCORE GAMES gallery and solve SCORE Puzzles, like this one of Sharday! You can play NAME THAT MODEL and the SCORE MEMORY GAME.

If you like games, but find yourself to be more of an observer and not a player, you can watch SCORE models compete mano-a-mano and tit-to-tit like Africa and Cassity in the Big Tit Challenge.

And if you are an intellectual and enjoy reading, you can read great articles, stories and see candids and bloopers in the FICTION, ARTICLES and HUMOR gallery. There are also tons of great interviews and even model chat archives featuring chats with models of yesteryear like Alyssa Alps. (And who doesn’t like Alyssa Alps, eh? Hubba, Hubba.)

All in all, there are hours of fun to be had in the SCORELAND Galleries. With the long winter months ahead of us (Well, actually ahead of you because here at SCORE Headquarters in Miami, the weather is always sunny with a chance of tits!), you could use a little something to help brighten the hours cramped up indoors, right?

And did I mention that all the articles and games in the galleries feature awesome shots of your favorite stacked models?

Just a few of the ways that SCORELAND makes sure that you get your dose of MANtertainment.

xoxo

Maria

Karla, Week 4! Mystery girl revealed! Plus, sweater stretching and anal with Africa!

February 27, 2010 by Elliot James
It's bra modeling time in the Karla James Special.

It's bra modeling time in the Karla James Special.

Holy gazongas, Boob Man! Xmas gifts come way early this weekend at SCORELAND! First up, the stunning Karla James does a bra special in her fourth pictorial. Karla says, “I have to buy my bras from a well-known shop here in England called Bravissimo. They specialize in large support bras for big-busted women.” And they’re doing a fine job of work in supporting the big boobs of the UK, we might add! Don’t forget that next week, we wrap up this special with pictorial #5 plus a video. Ya don’t want to miss it.

Africa and friend take the sweater fetish to the limit in SCORE Theater.

Africa and friend take the sweater fetish to the limit in SCORE Theater.

Today, Africa wears the tightest sweater and the shortest mini-skirt she has for her date with an Englishman who sure loves him some big sweater bulges! Africa gives him everything she’s got and backs up that nice, round butt for his English banger in a SCORE Theater video called “Sweater Stretching And Anal” aka “Bangers And (Mammary) Mash.” Africa’s been cumming here since 2001, and we’re always happy to see her cum. (Or as the Brits say, “I’m arriving.”)

Shione goes all the way on her first SCORELAND date!

Shione goes all the way on her first SCORELAND date!

And finally on Sunday, the month climaxes, and so does the model, in “Boobs, Boots And A Body For Sex” starring the mystery girl that Dave discussed in earlier blogs. So who’s this great mystery girl? Her name is Shione Cooper, and she’s another new, stacked Czech from a long line of buxom Czech beauties. Twenty-two-year-old Shione was only doing mild glamour pin-up posing (no open leg, no pink) when she started modeling last spring, but her chest was preceding her and turning her into the latest big-boobed European sensation. During the last two SCORE road trips to Prague in 2009, our schedules just didn’t connect in the same time-space continuum. Then we got the news that Shione was ready to do bottomless lap-dancing (read: fucking). We didn’t ask her why the change of pace, but never question the power of the boob gods and goddesses looking down from Mount Mammary. Just go with the flow. Shione doesn’t just lay there and say the ceiling needs painting, either. She’s as hot as a sex pistol…a 34DDD caliber sex pistol.

Do black and Latina women have pinker pussies?

February 23, 2010 by Dave
Africa and her very pink pussy.

Africa and her very pink pussy.

I fear that many of you are going to call me an idiot for asking this question because I’m sure that for some of you, it’s self-evident: Black and Latina women seem to have pinker pussies because their skin color provides contrast for the pinkness in their pussies (as opposed to white or pinkish skin that blends in with the color of a woman’s pussy). But I’m not so sure about that explanation. Just as a test, enlarge this photo of Africa (left) and keep enlarging it until all you can see is pussy (or, if you like, use some paper to block out everything but her pussy).

Candace Von's pussy.

Candace Von's pussy.

See? Even without her brown skin to contrast the pinkness in her pussy, Africa’s pussy is still vibrantly pink. Of course, Africa might be a bad example because she has the pinkest pussy I’ve ever seen. So check out the pussy to the right and the ones below, too.

Have you ever seen white chicks with pussies this pink?

Do I spend too much time thinking about tits and pussy? Hey, it’s my job.

I also feel that the pinker a pussy, the more it should be described as a cunt. Pussy sounds soft, cuddly. Ultra-pink pussy is wet and in your face. It’s a cunt. It needs to be eaten and fucked. Otherwise, its raison d’etre is destroyed. I don’t mean this in a derogatory way (as in, “That girl is a real cunt”). I mean it in a complimentary, descriptive way (as in, “That girl has a really pink cunt that I’d love to fuck”).

So don’t start causing trouble, okay?

Jada Fire's well-fucked pink pussy.

Jada Fire's well-fucked pink pussy.

Janet Jade's delicious cunt hole.

Janet Jade's delicious cunt hole.

Poll says one thing, “Best of the Decade” says another.

October 13, 2009 by Dave

Last week we asked you to tell us what type of busty model is your favorite. Astonishingly,mega-boobed came in first at 27%, followed by plumper at 22%; young, slim and natural at 22%; over 30 and natural at 17%; over 30 and augmented at 7%; and young, slim and augmented at 5%. Why do I say it’s so astonishing that mega-boobed came in first? Because many of the first 19 models eliminated in the “Best of the Decade” contest at SCORELAND are, indeed, mega-boobed! What the hell is going on here?

Two girls from the Top 100: Africa (#88) watches as Cassitty (#82) sucks. Several years ago, the girls went tit-to-tit in the "Big Tit Challenge," and the cock-stiffening blow-by-blow is still posted at Scoreland.

Two girls from the Top 100: Africa (#88) patiently waits as Cassitty (#82) sucks. Several years ago, the girls went tit-to-tit in the "Big Tit Challenge," and the cock-stiffening blow-by-blow is still posted at Scoreland.

This week’s poll asks, “How do you feel about pregnant photo sets?” Love them? Like them? Hate them? Don’t care as long as the girl has big tits? Let us know.

But let’s go back to the “Best of the Decade” contest for a second. Now, we’re all adults here, so let’s be open about what’s going on: So far, every single one of the 19 models who have been eliminated has been either 1.) Enhanced or 2.) Black. I could comment further on this, but I’m not going to because I’ll just get emotional. I will say this: My No. 1. of the decade is black, so you know where I stand on the issue.

By the way, congratulations to Cassitty for coming in at No. 82, a very fair and impressive ranking that places her in the top 10% of all newcomers this decade. When it comes to sucking cock, though, Cassitty is in the top 1%.