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Discovering Bex
I’ve never heard of Bex Shiner. But based on what I’ve seen, she should become quite famous with the SCORE and Voluptuous fans. If I had been fortunate enough to be locked up in a Big Brotherhouse with her for 51 days, I would have had to
"My pleasure over Anjii is intense and prolonged," writes R.N.
masturbate several times a day or risk getting caught walking around with a serious boner.–D.B.
Uneven Pairs
One of the things I noticed is that one of Hitomi’s breasts is larger than the other. For some reason I find that very exciting. Are there other readers who get turned on when a model has breasts of different sizes? I would also like to give a special compliment to lovely Anjii Ross. She is unique. Usually when I jack, I go fast and furious and cum quickly. So I really appreciate when a model is so breathtakingly beautiful that I can sit back, relax and stroke slowly and sensuously while I enjoy every aspect of the lady’s beauty. Anjii affects me that way. Her natural breasts hang in a very alluring way and everything about her is perfect. I even stroke with pleasure over Anjii’s upskirt view of her sexy panties before she begins to strip. My pleasure over Anjii is intense and prolonged. Thanks for reading.-R.N.
Kristy doesn't need a horse to saddle up.
Riding The Bull
Something which would be fun for the models to try would be a topless filmed annual rodeo bull (machine) riding competition with perhaps six venues and up to eight models at each. At the slow, then fast speeds. Longest combined times wins. One or more of each to eliminate two models in each round. Later rounds with two to four goes at each speed.-P.R.
Love those whoppers. Anjii Ross (April '13 V-mag) is back.
My dirty mind could come up with a lot of different suggestions, but none of them are what so many SCORELAND Girls want to try that they have never tried before. It’s a question on the model’s bio sheet.
Anji Ross, who has a fresh pair (as in a photo set and matching video) now showing at SCORELAND, wants to try this.
That thing is…skydiving. Yes, jumping out of an airplane at 12,000 feet and counting on 300 square feet of nylon to land safely.
What do you make of that? That many models are thrill-seekers in search of an adrenaline rush?
By the way, I was packing up Renee Ross’s bra to ship to Mr. D.S. of Norwood, Ohio, the winner of the November ’12 Voluptuous magazine giveaway, and I wondered if Renee’s 44DDD brassiere could be used as a parachute if I had to jump out of an airplane like Daniel Craig to escape a gang of rival men’s magazine editors. Look at this photo. That’s an 18-inch ruler next to it just to give you something to compare it to. I can’t even describe how big her bra is. I hope D.S. gives it the place of honor in his home that it deserves.
I repeat: where have all the busty strippers gone?
Many of our newer models come from the web-cam community. Anjii Ross, Harmony White, Felicia Clover, Sabrina Linn, Brandi Sparks, Nikki Smith, Melissa Manning, Marilyn Mayson and more are web-cam girls. They play with themselves in their bedrooms with a camera running while guys at home watch by the minute on their computers.
I grew up going to strip clubs and I still go, although big-boobed Florida strippers are extremely rare. A local photographer who visits all the clubs here agrees with me. (He discovered Jezhabelle.)
Are big-titty girls no longer taking jobs in strip clubs? What’s going on? Strip clubs used to be great places to find SCORE and Voluptuous models.
When I started at SCORE, EVERY model was an exotic dancer or a showgirl. And now only a handful of new models are strippers.
Alura Jenson. The image of Crystal Gunns looks on.
Alura Jenson is a recent arrival. She strips at the all-nude, liquor-serving Palomino Club in North Las Vegas. I lived in Vegas in the ’90s and know the place. They used to have an old-school comic named Artie Brooks bringing on the girls.
Claudia Kealoha is a dancer in Fort Lauderdale, last I knew. She reads books by the famous Czech author Milan Kundera, by the way. He’d probably like knowing Claudia’s a fan.
Julia Juggs (Julia Sands) is a dancer and shakes it at Foxy’s, also in Las Vegas. That’s why she was perfect for the XL Girls movie Big Girl Strip Club.
Kalila Kane was a stripper, but now she’s a building contractor. Personally, I’d rather see her stripping on stage than writing up estimates.
Natasha Dulce dances in Tampa, a popular city for bars that bare titty. She was fired from McDonalds, became a stripper and found her way here.
Claudia Kealoha. I can't get the Hawaii 5-0 theme out of my head.
And last I knew, Daylene Rio was dancing at the Hawaii Theater in the City of Industry, California. Stephanie Stalls travels from club to club in North America, like Frank Day’s in South Dakota.
But this is just a fraction of the models compared to the big days of big-boobed stripper/models in our mags.
I have to wonder why busty girls don’t dance in strip clubs anymore. Am I missing some obvious reason? Is it easier for them to just turn on a computer and not have to drive to a club?
How come Sheridan Love, Maggie Green, Maserati, Melissa Manning, Kitana Flores and others are not dancing in strip clubs, if not full-time, then part-time?
Where have all the big-boobed exotic dancers gone? Anyone know?
All SCORE and V-Men want for Christmas are jiggle belles with big boobs decorating their trees and dancing around them.
Twelve days? Let’s make it 14.
This is the reason for the season.
I don’t need another Swiss Army knife.
I will take cameltoe instead of mistletoe.
At this time of the year, I give thanks. Thanks that girls like these decided to show us what they’re made of.
Wishing every model, every contributor, every reader, every DVD collector, every website member, every store employee, every friend of The SCORE Group and everyone on our cool staff a Happy Holiday.
Some Xmas week birthday babes: Victoria Lane (Dec. 22), Mercedes Mounds (Dec. 23), Jeannine Oldfield (Dec. 25), Desiree (Dec. 24), Alanna Ackerman (Dec. 25), Goldie Blair (Dec. 26), Angel Eyes (Dec. 26), Ivy Dreams (Dec. 28), Lanea Love (Dec. 29), Melonie Max (Dec. 31) and Holly Halston (Dec. 31). Happy Birthday.
Santa Claus' busty helper Anjii Ross. No wonder his hair is white.
Right on time to bust out that holiday cheer, the February ’13 SCORE magazine is now at your favorite store.
In this edition:
Covergirl Anjii Ross in her mag debut.
The debuts of Gabrielle Love and Kalila Kane.
Canada’s Stanley Cup television sensation Taylor Stevens.
Australian superstar Angela White.
British stunner Michelle Bond.
Harmony Bliss and a big Xmas toy.
Stephanie Stalls does a wild DP. Stephanie’s nastiest scene.
Daylene Rio’s couch dance gets out of hand.
The round-up of the best DVDs of 2012.
In “Boob Beat,” a chance to win Hitomi’s signed bra. Only one in existence!
The popular “Scorecard” readers’ forum.
Another must-own issue. A free DVD is included with the mag in most areas.
If your store doesn’t have SCORE, #1 in Big Boobs, mail their name and address to us at score@scoregroup.com and we’ll handle the rest.
Shop online? Get the February ’13 SCORE at eBoobStore. If you collect digital mags and like to read them on your phone or tablet, we’ve got that covered, too. The digital version of the mag also contains five embedded video clips of Daylene, Kalila, Stephanie, Gabrielle and Michelle. Check out the video samples.
Deck the halls with boobs and hooters. Nothing beats holiday highbeams!
Anjii unwrapped! Yeah, we know it's rushing things to open the present too early.
Crystal Storm (with SCORE reader Crazy Jose): November 17
Tera Cox: November 16
Jayden Prescott: November 16
Christine Allure: November 14
CJ: November 14
Sara Jay; November 14
“The girls born with boobs they are meant to show will find their greatest happiness in showing them.” -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German poet and artist (1749-1832)
“All I have learned, I learned from boobs.”-Abraham Lincoln, 16th President of the United States
“Uncorseted, her friendly bust gives promise of pneumatic bliss.”-T.S. Elliot, poet (1888 –1965)
“You’re the cutest thing I ever did see. I really love your peaches, I wanna shake your tree.”
“Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.”
Pick-up lines, aka ice-breakers, can either work because the lines are so dumb and cheesy that they make a girl laugh or fall totally flat because she thinks it’s an obnoxious approach.
It doesn’t matter if you made it up or you stole it from a popular song lyric like the ones above. Me, I think the lyrics in songs are the all-time cheesiest and sleaziest, but I think they worked for the guys in Led Zeppelin.
Most of the SCORE Girls we’ve talked to over the years say to not bother with pick-up lines and just be yourself.
Here’s another round of the worst pick-up-lines SCORE Girls say they’ve gotten. And after your check them out, check out a new set of Anjii Ross pix at SCORELAND.
Melissa Manning: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Morgan Page: "You remind me of my pinky toe 'cause I know one day I'm going to bang you on my coffee table."
Sadie Blooms: "Listen, I'm not good with pick-up lines so what pick-up line should I use to interest you?"
Anjii Ross: "Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants."
Jugs, melons, tits, hooters, bazooms, knockers, headlights, boobs and sweater stretchers. Just a few beloved slang terms for female breasts.
What do they call boobs in other languages? I have pondered this subject for a long time.
So I hit the books and did my research, coming up with this compilation of titty terms from around the globe. And globes is yet another boobish word, come to think of it.
Afrikaans: bors
Arabic: biz
Chinese: nu nu
Finnish: rintas
French: poitrines; seines; mamelles
German: mopse; titten
Hungarian: cici; didi; didko; mell
Indonesian: dadas
Italian: zinne
Japanese: oppai; kyonyuu (huge breasts); dekapai (huge breasts described in a dirty way)
Macedonian: cicki
Norwegian: brysters
Portuguese: peitos
Polish: cycki
Quebecois: boules
Romanian: tites
Russian: siski
Spanish: chichis; repisas; tetas,
Swahili: kifua
Swedish: tuttar; brosters
Swiss-German: chabis
Yap (Micronesia): thuuth
So now we can all say knockers in Yap. Who says we are not in search of academic excellence at SCORE?
If SCORELAND Blog readers know of any titular expressions in other languages, feel free to comment below.
Miss Hollan is another Eastern European babe with a curvy body and tits that take control and won’t let go.
I need to do a count one day and see which nation stacks up the best in the naturals missile race at SCORELAND. It’s either going to be the Czech Republic or Great Britain, the way I see it. I’m ashamed that the USA lags behind. Yeah, we’ve had Melissa Manning, Roxi Red, Jasmine Shiraz, Anjii Ross , Melissa Reed and Sadie Blooms among the recent American newcomers, but that’s not enough to defeat the European juggernaut. More American girls need to step up to the plate and contact SCOREModelsWanted.com.
Janne has a day job in Prague, Czech Republic as a customer service agent for a car company, but I’ll bet she thinks about modeling during office hours. I’ll also bet she wears low-cut blouses at work.
“I love big cars and big trucks,” says Janne, apparently no Smart car fan. “My dream car is a Hummer.” Janne should move to America and bring her missiles with her because those old, narrow Prague streets have no room for Hummers.
Well, I can dream.
And at SCOREVideos.com, Jolie Rain is back in an all-new XXX scene. Where’s Jolie been? Well, for starters, in Iraq serving in the army! And now the redhaired vixen brings her rack back for a tit attack! Coming soon to the Blog for a video chat and coming to SCORELAND for a hot bouncing shaggeroo!
Jolie Rain: The Redhead With A Rack Is Back at SCOREVideos.com.
