Tag Archive: boob jobs

Why we love big, fake tits

May 27, 2023 by Dave

Tanya has that fake-tit look so many of us love.

The other day, I was talking to someone who expressed surprise that some guys like big, fake tits more than big, natural tits. He said to me, “That has to be a very small percentage, doesn’t it?” and I said, “No.” While it’s true that back in the first decade of this century, the all-naturals issue of SCORE was always the best-selling issue of every year, it’s also true that SCORE was built on the super-sized augmented girls like SaRenna Lee, Busty Dusty, Tiffany Towers, etc., continued to thrive with girls like Cindy Cupps, Beshine, Daphne Rosen, Tigerr Benson and Crystal Gunns and still thrives with girls like Danielle Derek, Katy Ann, Jessy Bunny and Tanya Virago, who returns to SCORELAND today.

“In fact,” I said to him, “a lot of guys want a girl’s tits to look as fake as possible. They don’t want the tits to look real. They want them to look fake, like they’re toting around a pair of basketballs or melons.”

Part of it is the bimbo look. And I think part of it is that we like the idea that a girl would go to such lengths to attract attention, cock, etc. It’s almost like she’s doing it for us.

So, I say here’s to big, fake tits, the bigger the better! Sure, I love naturals, too, but there’s room for both.

Wet Bunny

June 2, 2022 by Elliot James

You don’t need psychic powers to know what Jessy Bunny thinks and dreams about 24/7. Big tits, hot sex and bimbofication.

Jessy has tits on her mind more than most tit-men, including when she’s in the shower, where she can spank her pussy. I call that real multi-tasking. Well, she’s young. Sex hormones are flooding her body.

Jessy’s personal videos are sold at eBoobStore.

“I like women and men,” said Jessy. “I like to touch women with big boobies like I have. With men, it’s important that they have a big dick. A big, thick dick. I think about my big lips playing with a big dick, wrapped around a big, hard cock and sucking it. I also like older men with more experience at everything. I am so happy that I started making porn. I was always a sexually open person but now I’m even more so.”

We discussed role models with Jessy. “I love all the SCORE Girls. There are so many iconic girls, like Anastasia Doll or Minka, just to name a few, but my all-time favorite is Chelsea Charms. Her whole body proportions are like a goal for me.”

I have no doubt she’ll get to that next level. Imagine Jessy meeting Minka in person. Her panties would get sopping-wet.

Jessy is orally fixated. And boob-fixated. And pussy-fixated. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

 

A hard topic about breasts and hardcore scenes

October 6, 2015 by Elliot James

The SCORELAND Blog is a good platform for the topic I’m going to throw out here.

For years, there’s been a debate, on various forums among hardcore porn super-consumers, the guys who watch tons of the stuff like other people watch sports, about the differences on-screen between European porn girls and their American and British counterparts. Who’s hotter? Who’s natural and who’s mechanical in their scenes? Who’s more attractive, better at hardcore and better built? Who’s more high-energy or, on the flip side, approaching coma levels? This debate never seems to end and probably never will.

But this Blog won’t be about that.

In the SCORE universe, the girls with enhanced breasts seem more interested in doing hardcore porn than the natural-breasted girls. Or they may seem more interested because they often do hardcore from the start instead of waiting and returning to try it.

Sheridan Love, Tigerr Benson, Amy Anderssen, Alyssa Lynn, Sandra Star, Claudia Marie, Brook Ultra, Holly Brooks, Claudia KeAloha, Nadia Villanova, Bridgette B., Sharon Pink, Mischel Lee, Cathy Heaven, Patty Michova, Jenna Jayden, Lolly Ink, Barbie Kelley, Red Vixen, Marta La Croft, Harmony Reigns, Angelina Castro, Annelise Croft, Jordan Pryce, Mia Khalifa/Callista, Savannah Stevens and Demmi Valentine do hardcore.

Naturals that do hardcore are as great at sex on-camera as the enhanced girls, but the natural numbers are still behind.

Naturals who do hardcore: Liza Biggs, Maserati, Cat Bangles, Sirale, Elle Flynn, Anastasia Lux, Roxi Red, Katarina Dubrova, Cameron Skye, Maggie Green, Alana Lace, Krystal Swift, Harlow Nyx, Chloe Rose, Veronika, Marie Leone, Barbara Angel, Emilia Boshe and Cassie Cute.

So why this difference between naturals and augmented girls in the hardcore world? And does a breast connection even exist? It may not. Some girls get boob jobs because they want to become porn stars or models. During the early years of SCORE, girls got boob jobs and became dancers then moved into hardcore.

So the question is, why are there more augmented girls in hardcore than the naturals?

Thoughts?

Mia Khalifa (formerly Mia Callista)

Alana Lace

Vacation boobs

June 7, 2015 by Elliot James

New York City plastic surgeon Dr. Norman Rowe can give his patients InstaBreasts.

It’s his 15-minute procedure in which a saline solution is directly injected into the breasts. This plumps them up from a whole cup to a cup-and-a-half for 24 hours. No implant is involved.

“The saline gets absorbed by the body,” Dr. Rowe said. “It’s for the women who don’t have time for implants.”

Now he’s working on Vacation Breasts, which may last for two-to-three weeks if successful.

“Twenty-four hours is great,” said Dr. Rowe, “but it’s still just 24 hours.” Dr. Rowe hopes Vacation Breasts will be a go by 2016 if it gets FDA approval.

Vicky Soleil won’t need ’em.

Vicky Soleil doesn't need InstaBreasts. She's packin'.

Big boobs by any other name. What do you call them?

April 8, 2014 by Elliot James

According to a poll we ran at SCORELAND, the favorite slang words for breasts are:

Tits: 51%
Boobs: 37%
Jugs: 3%
Knockers: 2%
Hooters: 1%
Nothing listed here: 5%

Sometimes a word can be symbolized by a photo, like these bongo shots. Some additional terms of endearment: Baps, bazookas, bazongas, bazooms, bongos, breastesses, bristols, bumpers, cans, cantaloupes, coconuts, cupcakes, gazongas, hangers headlights, hills, mams, melons, mounds, mountains, naughty pillows, norks, peaks, puppies, sweater meat, ta-tas, tiggobitties, the girls, the twins, torpedoes, twin peaks, yabos and ying-yangs.

What’s the word you use most?

 

Boob trends

February 26, 2013 by Elliot James

Boobs are always trendy.

After Seth MacFarlane brought big boobs to the Academy Awards ceremony, the first 25 pages of Google search were dominated by the public’s and media’s reaction to his song and dance number, “We Saw Your Boobs.”

“We Saw Your Boobs” is not a song here, of course. It’s a way of life. Actually, “Show us your boobs” was the line we used to say on the Boob Cruises.

I’m happy for Seth, but my favorite song still remains Rodney Carrington’s “Titties and Beer.” This song is built into the Jingle Jugs trophy rack, a nifty item that’s just the thing to play for your mother-in-law when she visits.

Another boob trend that’s trending is giving away a boob job as a contest prize. This is also getting a mix of yeas and nays from the populace. Philadelphia radio station Q102 and a clinic are giving away a free breast augmentation to a lucky winner. This seems to be a popular radio station giveaway as they try to attract more female listeners.

A bar owner in Des Moines, Iowa gave away $3,000 gift certificates for a boob job at his three bars this past Mardi Gras. Boob job contests are also held in Buffalo, Tampa and at a lot of other bars around the USA.

The “breasturant” industry, if you can call it that, will be getting a little more crowded as a chain called Twin Peaks spreads its, uh, wings, joining Hooters as another fine dining establishment featuring waitresses in titty-tops. More power to them even though I don’t like chicken wings.

A Twin Peaks is opening in Florida, but it’s going to be too far away for us SCORE lunchers. But experience tells me not to expect the next SCORE covergirl in these places. I’ve never seen a really busty Hooters Girl. By SCORE requirements.

And wrapping up my boob trending studies, I have to mention the best name I’ve seen in a while. She’s a 20 year-old Brit from the TV show Celebrity Big Brother. Her name is Lacey Banghard. That’s her real name. Unfortunately, Lacey got the boot from the Big Brother house by coldhearted voters last month, but I have no doubt she will continue to trend in the news for a long time.

 

Janet Jade was not the model for Jingle Jugs.

 

Letters. SCORELAND gets letters. 12 years of letters.

November 30, 2011 by Elliot James
Jasmine knows what's good for ya.

Jasmine knows what's good for ya.

Destiny and her stuff!

Destiny and her stuff!

A.W. writes “Scorecard,” SCORELAND‘s letters column: “I’m looking forward to more of Jasmine Shiraz. I hope this was more than a one-time fling. Another girl I want to see more of is Kaytee Carter. She never did that hardcore video. Now that Destiny Rose is doing hardcore and loving it, how about asking Kaytee and Destiny to do a threesome?”

K.S. also sent his take about Jasmine: “Hope to see Jasmine Shiraz again soon. She is extremely sexy looking. I’m impressed that she masturbated all-out on her first trip. I love girls that look like the kind of girls you see at work or in class and will do hot things. That means they are wild in bed and, I hope, proud of it. Elaina Gregory, Catt Green and Beverly Paige are like that also. I think in the back of our minds we think that most girls would never consider taking their clothes off for the camera, and Jasmine contradicts that stereotype.”

Jasmine will indeed be back. As far as Kaytee trying a boy-girl video, let alone she and Destiny teaming up again, only time will tell.

K.H. writes: “I am overwhelmed by ‘The Impossible Dream Girl’ Venera. I read that her name means worship and goddess; both are true. My favorite model is Danni Ashe. I am not one to compare, but I do recognize similarities in women.”

Summer's tits open all doors.

Summer's tits open all doors.

Venera: will she win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

Venera: will she win SCORE Newcomer of the Year?

W.A. has a different point of view about a longtime topic at “Scorecard” and includes some personal history. He may be bucking the majority–or is he?– but he deserves to speak his mind and be heard: “Since I read ‘Scorecard’ and all the comments under the daily scenes, I know I am outnumbered here by the naturals fans, but I’m happy to say that I  love big boob jobs. I love girls like Annina, Summer Sinn and Brittany O’Neil more than the naturals. I think they are also much hotter and sluttier in their sex scenes than the naturals with a couple of exceptions (Arianna Sinn, Christy Marks). Most of the steady girlfriends in my life have had boob jobs, and most of them got them before they met me. I just zeroed in on them. I love the springy feel and the look of them, especially in bed with my cock sliding between them and into their mouths. In fact, I’ve had arguments with some of them because I can’t keep my hands off their tits when we’re together. When I see a girl with a boob job on TV, I can’t change the channel. So say all you want but don’t knock them until you’ve tried them. I haven’t found a girlfriend with tits the size of Minka’s or Casey James’ yet. The odds would be like hitting the lottery, but I can still think about it.”

Thanks to all the SCORE Guys and Gals who contribute to “Scorecard” (Scorecard@scoregroup.com). With an average of five letters published every week, over 3,000 letters with accompanying photos have been archived in “Scorecard”  since 2000. Keep the tradition alive. Your comments and suggestions are always appreciated!

You can’t please all of the people all of the time, but you sure can try!

October 8, 2010 by Dave
Tawny Peaks is one of the greatest SCORE Girls ever…depending upon who you ask.

Tawny Peaks is one of the greatest SCORE Girls ever…depending upon who you ask.

When you pick up a copy of SCORE (or browse the on-line version at SCORELAND), do you expect to like every single pictorial? And if you don’t like every single pictorial, will you swear to never buy another issue or subscribe for another month?

I’m praying that your answer to both questions is “No.” Because if it’s not, I’m in trouble.

Back when I was a magazine buyer (as opposed to the editor of SCORE), I was willing to fork over my money for a mag if there was just one pictorial that I knew would get me off over and over again. Back then, I figured five or six dollars was a small price to pay for a half-dozen or more quality jacks. And if an issue had three or four pictorials that got me off, it was a keeper. An all-time great.

Because let’s face it: Even though we’re all big-boob lovers here, we all have different tastes in boobs, girls, bodies, etc. And the odds of every single reader/member being satisfied with every single pictorial in a particular issue are…well, I probably have a better shot at hitting the lottery. The big one.

I started buying SCORE and Voluptuous sight unseen because I could depend on every single issue having at least two, three or more girls who wouldn’t get me down. And that was enough. I mean, even back then, I knew that SCORE wasn’t my own, personal magazine. It wasn’t published just for me, a focus group of one.

And now that I’m the editor of SCORE, I can’t put a girl in the mag just because I like her. I have to be pretty certain that a lot of readers will like her, too. Not every reader. A lot of them. But I know that satisfying everybody with every pictorial will be impossible.

Ashley Sage Ellison always seems to be at the center of controversy. I'd rather stare at her tits than argue.

Ashley Sage Ellison always seems to be at the center of controversy. I'd rather stare at her tits than argue.

One day, I got this letter from B.P. of Toronto, Ontario: “I was a little disappointed in the girls you selected for the bikini pictorial in the August issue. They were all in the huge, super-breasted category. To me, what makes a great bikini girl is not just the way her tits look but also her legs, waist and overall physique. I agree with your choice of Tiffany Towers, but Tawny Peaks? C’mon! She has big tits, but there are SCORE Girls with smaller tits who look better in a bikini.”

But then, the next day, I got this via email: “Re: bikini contest. Although they are all extremely hot I have to vote for Tawny Peaks. She defines a sexy woman.”

So, one guy doesn’t think Tawny Peaks shouldn’t be anywhere near a bikini contest, and the next guy thinks she’s the definition of a SCORE bikini girl.

One guy thinks Ashley Sage Ellison is perfect. The next guy threatens to cancel his subscription if we ever run another photo of Ashley.

And then, when we run another photo of Ashley, and the second guy accuses us of not listening to the readers.

Some readers want us to reject any model who won’t fuck, no matter how stacked she is. Other readers don’t want to see any cock in the magazine. How can you please both? You can’t. It’s impossible.

I could stop running pictures of Minka in SCORE. But then I'd have to go looking for a new job.

I could stop running pictures of Minka in SCORE. But then I'd have to go looking for a new job.

Here’s an excerpt from a letter I ran in the January 2011 issue of SCORE. It’s from Ed of Iowa: “I love naturals: naturally busty and naturally beautiful (as opposed to skinny girls smuggling basketballs). There is definitely nothing wrong with beauties such as Ashley Sage Ellison, Karina Hart or Christy Marks in either magazine. It’s when you feature models like Minka, Lexxi Tyler or Danielle Derek that I have no interest in. Wasted pages that could have decent photo layouts.”

Do you see that? He’s criticizing Minka, one of the most-requested models of all-time! If I go three issues without putting Minka in SCORE, I’m sure to get the “Where’s Minka?” letters and emails.

But then there was this recent Blog comment from J.P. regarding my posting, “Five (and many more) very good reasons the breast of times is now.” “Sorry, Dave, but I totally disagree. Although Miosotis is my favorite of the bunch (and I think Christy Marks is totally overrated), I don’t think any single one of these girls holds a candle to the slim and stacked girls of the 90s. It has nothing to do with nostalgia. SCORE is about HUGE BOOBS, real or enhanced. Enhanced ones are just as good in my opinion.”

Anyway, the purpose of this posting is to 1.) Let you know how we go about doing things and 2.) Let you know that we are listening. We’re always listening. But listening and doing exactly what every reader says are two completely different things. The former is something we do every day. The latter is impossible. Fortunately, keeping every reader and member satisfied isn’t impossible. It’s a matter of getting the recipe right. Using the proper ingredients. And that’s both the challenge and the fun part.

So you keep letting us know what you want. And we’ll keep on sorting this whole thing out…even if, sometimes, it’s enough to drive an editor crazy!

Can this marriage be saved? Help a SCORE brother out.

September 1, 2010 by Elliot James
S.P.'s wife admires Morgan.

S.P.'s wife admires Morgan.

Jayden's a reader's wife. Nice if you can get it.

Jayden's a reader's wife. Nice if you can get one.

S.P. writes to “Scorecard” with a problem and needs advice. It’s a real- life dilemma. Send in your thoughts about his situation. Help a brother out.

“I am writing this because I would like my fellow SCORE readers to help me with a question that is of utmost importance in my life right now. Please bear with me because you have to hear my entire story before you can render an informed judgment. I am 34 years old. My wife of three years is 32, and she is very beautiful in just about every way. I say just about every way because most SCORE Men would agree that her breasts are too small. They’re only C-cups, but they’re beautifully shaped with nipples that I love to suck on. Until Debbie, all my girlfriends had big tits. You see, I had been a SCORE reader since I was 19 years old, and I never even looked at a girl unless she was stacked, maybe not in a SCORE way but definitely stacked compared to most other girls. Unfortunately, every single one of my prior relationships ended disastrously, either because the girl cheated on me (as we all know, girls with big boobs attract a lot of suitors) or because we were mismatched personality-wise.

“When I met Debbie, I liked her, but my first reaction was, ‘Her breasts are too small.’ But then I said to myself, ‘Steve, you’ve always judged women by their cup-size, and you’ve always been wrong. Maybe it’s time for you to try something different.’ Well, I did, and it worked out great. Even the sex is great, and I’ve learned to love her (comparatively) small breasts. Everything was going great until about three months ago, when my wife happened upon my secret stash of SCORE magazines. As you can imagine, she was very upset, but what upset her most wasn’t that I was looking at naked women in a porn magazine. She was upset that I was looking at naked women who she didn’t measure up to in the breast department.

“Just about every day since then, she’s asked me, ‘Are you sure you like my body?’ or ‘Wouldn’t you like me better if I had big breasts?’ and I always have to reassure her that her body is find the way it is and I wouldn’t want to change a thing. Over the past month, however, she’s been dropping hints about wanting to get a boob job, and not just bigger boobs. Massive, SCORE-sized boobs. She says her role model is Morgan Leigh (my wife is very slim, too), and she wants to look like her. I would love for my wife to have boobs like Morgan Leigh’s, but I don’t want her to think I’ve been disappointed all this time. I haven’t been. I just didn’t think I had a choice in the matter. On the other hand, I’m worried that if my wife gets bigger breasts, she won’t want me anymore and our relationship will turn out like all the other ones in my life. What would you do, fellow SCORE Men? I need your help.”