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Claudia Marie’s XXX symphony in J-cup major, today at SCORELAND

August 22, 2015 by Dave

Claudia Marie stops being nervous when the cameras start rolling.

“Mozart and Beethoven were born to write music. Everybody was born to do something. I was born to do this.”

So says Claudia Marie. By “this,” she means sucking and fucking porn cocks on-camera, something she does today at SCORELAND for the first time. Her partner: JMac, and we couldn’t have found a better man for the job.

For example, yesterday in our studio, JMac fucked Annellise Croft’s ass. Annellise had never been ass-fucked on-camera.

But back to Claudia Marie. Born in North Carolina. Lives in Las Vegas. J-cup tits. She got into porn when she was 33.

“I went to one of the industry shows in Vegas with my husband, and one of the companies saw me and said to Robbie, ‘Is that your girlfriend? Would she like to shoot for us?’ I was like, ‘I can’t do that. I’m a southern girl. I can’t do anything like that,’ but I did. My first time, I just about ran out of there. It was nine o’clock in the morning. Who has sex at nine o’clock in the morning? I walked on-set, never having done anything, and I was so scared, my knees were shaking. I was ready to just run out, but as soon as I got on-set, everybody was really nice, and as soon as my clothes came off, the shaking stopped.”

Cock calmed her down?

“I don’t know if it was so much the cock. I was born to do this.”

This is a big event, and we have a big week coming up at SCORELAND. Sheridan Love on Tuesday, Katie Thornton on Thursday, Maserati XXX on Friday, P-Chan’s SCORELAND debut on Wednesday.

Now who, you might be saying to yourself, is P-Chan?

 

 

The temperature in SCORELAND is hot. Don’t blame it on global warming.

August 21, 2015 by Elliot James

Another SCORE Girl told me how much she wants to get with Marta La Croft and lick her pussy. In her hardcore videos, Marta looks directly into the camera with her big eyes that say, “You want to fuck me.”

A looker with a beautiful body and natural 36F-cups, Alexya (above in the video clip) makes her second appearance. A late bloomer, Alexya said, “I was about 18 years old when they started to grow. I was very surprised.” She has a double magazine debut in the January ’16 SCORE and December ’15 Voluptuous.

The “Guy Theory” states that stacked girls can make their housekeeping chores go faster if they do it in sexy lingerie and heels. Alyssa Lynn provides the stackitude but abandons everything to work out at the Y in a pussy-spank show.

The battle of the sexes takes on new meaning in Claudia Marie‘s first epic hardcore scene at SCORELAND. Dave will give you some details in another Blog entry.

How often do you jack it?

August 20, 2015 by Dave

Jack off to Lila Lovely and her huge naturals today at XLGirls.com.

I was shocked by a story I read on Nate Silver’s website FiveThirtyEight.com. According to Indiana University’s National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior, only about 12% of men between the ages of 25 and 69 masturbate more than four times a week, and the average frequency goes down with age. More shockingly, about 25% of all men have not masturbated once in the past year.

Why must people lie about such a worthwhile hobby? As Woody Allen once said, “Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone you love.”

The sweet spot in this poll seemed to be “a few times per month or monthly,” a number which I also found hard to believe considering the popularity of the Internet and the main reason for its popularity.

Are there people who just watch porn? I’m not talking about watching porn as a prelude to sex. I mean people who watch porn or look at hot photos and videos of big-boobed women for the sole purpose of just enjoying them without masturbating?

Really?

Okay, people who watch porn probably jack more often than people who don’t. But am I really to believe that so many people don’t watch porn?

I think the world would be a better place if everyone jacked at least once a day.

I also think the world would be a better place if people stopped lying to pollsters.

 

 

Bridgette B.’s boobtastic at the gym

August 19, 2015 by Elliot James

The kind of girl who makes a gym rat drop a weight on his foot.

Ever go to a fitness center and find yourself watching a girl on the machines instead of fully concentrating on your exercises?

Sure you have.

We all have.

How many of them looked like Bridgette B. and had her fantastic body?

“I train a lot at my gym,” Bridgette says. “I am an addict about working out.” But not exactly like this, even though the gymophiles there would love to see her do that!

See the photo set and video plus a bonus video, “6 Things You Might Not Have Known About Bridgette B.”

Bridgette just dumped a bottle of water on her stretchy pants.

Is Katie hot enough for ya?

August 18, 2015 by Dave

No bathing suit can contain Katie. This one isn't even trying.

We’re having a heatwave, and I’m wondering how many girls you’ve seen this summer who look as good in a swimsuit as Katie Thornton.

I mean in person, at the beach or pool.

I’m guessing none.

Katie heats up SCORELAND on August 27.

By the way, did you know that just over a year has passed since I first saw Mia Khalifa in the parking lot near the burger joint?

Did you know that SCOREtv is coming back?

 

Joana: What a good busty wife she would be

August 17, 2015 by Elliot James

The most-routine everyday things become fresh and exciting when done by a beauty sporting big boobs.

Joana doing a household chore is just that.

Of course, Joana has to take a break, get naked and show off her spectacular body. We’re not slave drivers at SCORELAND.

In fact, we place the girls on very high pedestals, the better to look up their skirts as well as get great low-angle camera shots.

Models do boring household chores, too, but they do them so much better.

 

Busty Harmony Reigns is lost in the big city. What would you do?

August 15, 2015 by Elliot James

You see a brunette in a low-cut pink top and tight skirt teetering around in high heels. She looks nervous and lost and holds a map in her hand. What would you do?

If you’re Steve, you offer her your coat and offer to fix a nice cuppa tea at your place. As we all know, tea is an aphrodisiac to an English girl.

Like Czech babe Krystal Swift, Harmony Reigns is not big on foreplay and neck kissing. She’d rather cut to the chase and give head, have her pussy eaten and ride the skin bus to cumsville. Harmony is from London, but the way she deep throats a guy, I thought she was from the town of Cockermouth in Cumbria.

“If you classify porn as a sport, then I’m a sports fanatic,” Harmony says. “I just want to get straight to it.” And that’s what she and Steve do in Harmony’s second ultra-horny XXX scene at SCORELAND.

Cheers, Harmony.

 

Stairway to Heaven, today at SCORELAND

August 14, 2015 by Dave

Cathy makes me wonder if there are more girls like her in Hungary.

Her name is Cathy Heaven.

She was born in Hungary and lives in Spain.

She has F-cup tits.

And, to answer your next question, yes.

Coming soon to SCORELAND: Savannah Stevens. She was in our studio earlier this week. She’s very nice. When I was speaking with her, she was wearing a tank top with no bra. I was very distracted.

And, to answer your next question, yes. Not today, but yes.

Savannah is a living doll.

 

Krystal Swift’s big oily boob date at SCORELAND

August 13, 2015 by Elliot James

“I don’t like to waste time with foreplay,” says smiley-faced Czech chick Krystal Swift. So the only foreplay here, if you can call it that, is Krystal getting her big tits oiled when she hops into bed with this X-Man for her first creampie scene.

Krystal is not a girl for lovey-dovey make-out sessions and cuddles as a pre-sex warm-up. Maybe she likes that stuff during long walks in the park on Sunday, but in the sack, she wants the beef bologna delivered swiftly.

Returning to the big-boob world after a two year absence, Krystal is more voluptuously robust than she was in 2013, and her hair is darker.

When I found out over a  year ago that Krystal was off-the-boob-grid, I wasn’t happy. I also thought that was it for her. She’s gone off and gotten married or met an anti-modeling guy. I’m glad my predictions were wrong.

She said in a video interview that she now wears a number 7G bra. That’s a 44DDD, according to a Czech-to-USA bra size converter. More to squeeze.

Starts today at SCORELAND.

The price of oil is low despite the large amounts Krystal's tits require.

 

Is Liza Biggs just too busty for the Food Network?

August 12, 2015 by Dave

 

A bra to someone else, pasties to Liza.

Incredibly stacked natural Liza Biggs returned to SCORELAND this past Sunday in what Elliot titled, “The Incredibly Big Bra Show.”

Hate to break the news to you, Elliot, but the bra Liza is trying to wear in this photo is not incredibly big.

Now, it’s not incredibly small, either. It would probably cradle a pair of C- or D-cups quite nicely.

But Liza’s JJJ-cups? Forget about it.

Liza is a professional chef, which reminds me of Giada De Laurentis on the Food Network. Giada recently got divorced, so it should surprise no one that this season on Food Network Star, she’s been wearing cleavage-revealing clothing. The thing is, Giada’s a B-cup, at best, and she’s trying to lift and squeeze those little titties to make them look as big as possible, but it just ain’t working.

Can you imagine if Liza showed up on Food Network Star? Giada would hide her tits in shame. Bobby Flay would be saying, “Oh, that’s what I want.”

LIza Biggs just might be too busty for the Food Network.