Tag Archive: businesswomen

Office rules according to Maya Milano

March 16, 2017 by Elliot James

There will be no work today for Maya Milano. Her desk was built for better things, and so is Maya. Office work bores her and her attention wanders.

Her breasts weigh heavily on her mind. They weigh heavily on our minds, too.

It’s okay for Maya’s nipples to be smeared by her red lipstick as she kisses and licks them. What would be objectionable would be to see Maya’s hands stained by ink from any sort of paperwork.

Maya’s one of a group of outstanding Euro babes discovered over the past few years. They’re not just outstanding. They have friendly, warm personalities, and the camera picks that up.

Starts today at SCORELAND.

The name Maya means "magic." It's easy to see why.

The Office: SCORE style

June 23, 2016 by Elliot James

The high-pressure day of a businesswoman is stressful.

That pressure has to be released. Today at SCORELAND, Juliana Simms finds a way during a 20-minute break she has before another damn meeting.

I talked to Juliana after she left the office for the day.

SCORE: Juliana, what attracted you to nude modeling?

Juliana: I was told about The SCORE Group and I thought my body was just right for this kind of modeling.

SCORE: Is there anything we should know about you that we don’t know?

Juliana: I think that you know all by this time.

SCORE: What clothing do you think you look sexiest in?

Juliana: I think I look sexiest in a dress. Maybe men have other ideas.

Who's really the boss?

The Office Hottie

March 23, 2013 by Elliot James

Skype? Nah. Let's go for a face-to-face office meeting.

Sirale debuted in a XXX scene last week at SCORELAND. Now she shows how she handles being The Hot Office Girl.

Our rating? A+.

Any guy can happily spend his days at the office with someone who looks like Sirale, especially if you were the chosen one to get pulled by her into an empty conference room (with a lock) for a titty hanging, booty popping lunch break.

Anyone have a co-worker who has tits like Sirale’s? Maybe she works down the hall. Maybe she’s the front-desk receptionist.

A few years ago, “Scorecard” received a letter from J.K. who faced an office hottie dilemma.

“I have kind of a predicament. I work with a lady who would be just perfect for Voluptuous. She has huge jugs, at least E-cups, probably even bigger. She’s also very attractive in the face and body, with long, blonde hair and blue eyes. As far as I know, she doesn’t have a steady boyfriend, but she does date quite a bit, but mostly the guys are jerks, to hear her tell it. What can we do to get her photographed? Since we work together, I’m afraid of getting into trouble if I approach her directly myself. I’m dying to see her naked, and having her pose may be the only way.”

Our answer was: How are we supposed to explain to her that we know she even exists? She would know someone who knows her told us about her. Maybe you could enlist the help of one of her female friends who you trust. When a woman tells another woman how great she looks and she should be a model, it goes over much better than when the same thing comes from a guy. Try to somehow subtly let your co-worker know about our website, SCOREModelsWanted.com.”

The philanthropy behind this letter touched me deeply. Here was a guy who wanted to help us out and, by default, the Boob Brotherhood of SCORE and Voluptuous readers instead of helping himself. He could have tried asking the office hottie out on a date or for a drink after work at the local happy hour watering hole, but instead he chose to be a Boob Bro. We never heard back from him, so his office hottie situation remained a mystery.

While I’m immersed in office hottie lore, here are some other office hotties that turn your brain into oatmeal.