Tag Archive: busty waitresses
March 17, 2024 by Elliot James
You know what beer goggles are. The more you drink, the better someone looks.
Our St. Patrick’s Day Blog is about boob goggles. With boob goggles: The more you drink, the more boobs you see. I will explain with visuals instead of words, using the lovely and ultra-chesty Micky Bells as your cocktail server to demonstrate the boob goggles effect. See Micky at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com.
We begin with a beer at 6PM.
6 PM. The boob goggles effect is about to begin.
8 PM.
10 PM.
Midnight.
2 AM. The boob goggle effect is now complete.
February 3, 2015 by Elliot James
Liza Biggs (March and April 2015 Voluptuous) will take your order now. And we all know what that is.
Liza is actually a sous chef in the real world. But a sous chef’s coat is not form-fitting and it ain’t sexy.
“If I’m having sex, I’m kind of aggressive,” says Liza. “I’m physical, so I’ll pull him towards me, force his clothes off, give commands and if he can follow, I can do what he wants. Then you can tell me what you want. Describe it to me. I don’t think I’ve ever come close to suffocating anyone. There have been guys who have asked me to just put my tits on their faces. But they like it. They’ll want me to shake them in their face, push them into their face. I get motor boated a lot. I use them to jerk them off, too. That’s something a lot of guys like. I’ve never been with a guy that wasn’t into tits. That would probably be kind of hard to find, too. It would be kind of hard to not be a tit man and want me.”
Writes Mam Man: “Can you guys at
SCORELAND find a more perfect woman? I don’t think so.”
Unfortunately, we live in a society that forbids drinking like this in restaurants.
May 7, 2014 by Elliot James
You want fries with those big boobs?
Sexier than any sexy fast food TV commercial, this new video of Angel Wicky shows why it’s okay for girls with big-boobs to play with their food.
A real-life sensuous foodie, Angel is a shapely waitress with a customer who leaves her stuck with a tray of burgers and fries.
Without anyone to serve, Angel is a lonely waitress in an empty breastaurant.
She has to serve herself and serve herself she does.
If I was the Burger King King or the Burger King Chicken, I’d just give it up and let Angel take over.
The moral of the story?
Let girls play with their food.
See Angel now at SCORELAND.
“I just love attention and being an exhibitionist,” says Angel. “So this is a great way how to show my skills, do what I want to do and what I love and be nasty, dirty and sweet all at the same time. Be my own boss, travel and meet new people and learn new things. My dream was to get into eroticism and porn and make guys happy watching me.”
December 9, 2013 by Elliot James
Try to find girls built like Jennica Lynn.
Tomorrow at XLGirls.com, a triple feature of Jennica Lynn. In “Maid For Breastfest,” Jennica serves a fine spread, and I don’t mean food. And in a bonus video, our cameraman gets on a glass table top while Jennica mams it.
Jennica was a D-cup at 14.
A G-cup at 18.
Now she’s an M-cup!
And her 12.5-pound boobs are the exact same size. They are symmetrical.
Check out the new V-mag at eBoobStore.
Jennica is the February '14 Voluptuous magazine covergirl!
November 30, 2013 by Elliot James
Since this is a heavy eating weekend in the United States and for Americans around the globe, this is the right time for a Blog story about: Breastaurants.
Breastaurants: You may know ’em, you probably love ’em if you’re a SCORELAND Blog reader.
They have big-screen TVs set to sports channels and bar-style food and beer served by pretty girls wearing sexy, skimpy, tight outfits. A brilliant concept if the right girls are interested in being servers, and they clearly are judging by how easily the breastaurants find their many employees.
The word breastaurant went big about five years ago and has stuck, said the southwest bureau chief of the trade publication Nation’s Restaurant News. “Some of the brands are trying to get away from it because it has a connotation of sex, but that’s basically what the category is selling.”
The first and original breastaurant was Hooters. Now there is a slew of imitators making bank. Hooters alone made $858-million in 2012, and its closest competitor, Tilted Kilt, took in $123-million. The managers don’t interview waitresses. They audition them.
Here’s my breastaurant rundown of the most well-known names. It seems to me that they’re good places to find potential SCORE models, although my local Hooters didn’t have any waitresses even as busty as the smallest-chested SCORE Girls. I was ready to hand out the SCOREModelsWanted.com business card.
Hooters: Hot girls in their traditional orange booty shorts and chicken wings.
Twin Peaks: Trains its scantily clad girls to touch the table in a sales technique called “touchnology.”
The Heart Attack Grill: The waitresses dress like nurses and serve the world’s greasiest, fattiest food. Criticized by medical professionals.
The Tilted Kilt: The girls wear short, plaid kilts, white socks and belly-baring tops. Hoot-er, mon!
Mugs N Jugs: beer specialists in tight, black tank tops.
Red Neck Heaven: Texas-style tube tops and denim cut-offs. Think Daisy from Dukes of Hazzard.
The CANZaciti Roadhouse: They show more skin than a chicken wing.
Bikinis Sports Bar and Grill: Exactly. The skimpier the bikini the more you drink.
Wowies Sports Bar and Grill: Florida girls in skin-tight tank tops and camel-toe yoga pants.
Show-Me’s: White tank tops, pink camel-toe booty shorts and chicken wings in the mid-west.
Stacked Burgers: Created by three ex-jocks. The girls wear denim shorts and the usual tank tops.
Bone Daddy’s: You have a dirty mind. The girls serve in the standard two-piece hottie uniforms.
Cheerleaders Sports Bar and Grill: Yes, and sometimes they do bikini car washes.
The question is, who can eat and drink with a boner?
Want breasts with those chicken wings?
December 11, 2012 by Elliot James
Dave blogged about Gabrielle Love’s waitress show yesterday. No one as yet has volunteered the reason we tip better when the server carries large cups.
Last week, I blogged about Babes, Boobs and Beer.
Today, I want to sound the alert about a new Joana Bliss scene going up at SCORELAND.
Joana’s a traditional jug slinger in a rustic European pub, hauling beer before she goes bare.
Who would not want to tap those kegs?
Romanian cupcake Lana Ivans says that a diet rich in corn makes girls’ boobs bigger.
In Bulgaria, a millet-based ale called Boza is claimed to increase breast size.
Others say it’s the hops in beer that mimic estrogen.
Whatever the case, support your local busty bartenders and beer maids and tip them well.
Another question I have is why are all English lady bartenders busty? I’ve gone pub-hopping in London and saw them in every place I went.
Joana next appears in the March ’13 Voluptuous, on-sale January 8, and then in April ’13 SCORE, on-sale January 22.
Drop your hops and show Joana some props.
Check out this clip.
Bottoms up!
Joana serves up a couple of sudsy ones.
December 10, 2012 by Dave
Gabrielle Love could spill water all over my pants, keep me waiting for an hour, get my order wrong and give me the wrong check and I'd still give her a big tip.
So the other day, I was at a restaurant with my significant other. And I did something men aren’t supposed to do when they’re with a woman.
I gave the waitress a bigger tip because she had big tits. What was I thinking?
Clearly, I wasn’t trying to hit on this waitress or impress her. But she had really big tits and a small waist–I’m guessing 36G-26-34–and my larger-than-normal tip (for service that was no better than average) was basically me rewarding her for having big tits.
What was I thinking? I’ve done this many times before, you know…given a waitress a big tip just for having big tits without having any expectations (or hopes) of extra-curricular service. Fortunately, my S.O. didn’t notice how big the tip was because she would’ve been on to me right away. After all, when we sat down, I had said to her, “It looks like you have to have big boobs to work here.”
I was reminded of this because in today’s posting at SCORELAND, HH-cup newcomer Gabrielle Love has just come home from a tough night of waitressing. She is showing a lot of cleavage in her waitress uniform. If she were my waitress, I would’ve tipped her 100%, at least.
But why? Why do we big-boob lovers give busty waitresses bigger tips for no other reason than that they have big tits?
Or is that reason enough?
