“Is Bigger Better?” is a feature that occasionally ran in Voluptuous and XL Girls magazines back in the day. It wasn’t a serious question. We all know the answer. It should’ve been called, “Is Bigger Better, Or What?”
Today at XLGirls.com, in an upgraded scene now in HD, Renee Ross reprises the concept with flat-chested teen Sophia Sutra and proves that nothing has changed with time. Bigger is better. Sophia is very pretty, and most guys would fuck her, but no guy I know would fuck her if they had the choice between her and Renee.
One of my favorite “Is Bigger Better” pictorials was with the great Kerry Marie and a relatively flat-chested teen named Missy. It ran in XL Girls #95, all the way back in 2004. And it just happens to be in the pictorials section of BustyKerryMarie.com if you want to check it out.
Kerry Marie proves once again that bigger is better.
New solo photos and a video of Cathy Heaven are now up at SCORELAND. Interesting photo set. Cathy’s pussy is out in the first photo and spread in the third. In the video, you have to wait a little longer to see her pussy, but it’s out pretty quickly.
Ms. Heaven’s first SCORELAND hardcore is already up. Her DP is coming soon. But how soon?
Hey, Elliot! How soon?
And now I’m going to let you in on a little discussion we had in the office recently:
Me: “Elliot, what would you say if I said that Maserati is the greatest natural ever?”
Elliot: “Not better than Linsey.”
Art Director Steve: “Definitely not better than Linsey.”
Okay, but stay with me on this: Maserati’s tits are about the same size as Linsey’s. I think they’re fuller. They’re definitely heavier. They’re just as firm. Linsey probably had a smaller waist but not by much. Maserati has a better ass by far. Facially, it’s a matter of opinion. They’re both very pretty. I’m going to get murdered for this, but I think Maserati is prettier.
We could leave it at this: Both girls are great. Or we could hash it out.
You know, maybe I’m a bit sensitive about this subject because I’ve been the editor of SCORE for all but 17 issues since September 2001, but whenever I hear the 1990s described as the Golden Age of big tits–you know, ultra slim ‘n’ stacked girls like SaRenna Lee, Tiffany Towers and Busty Dusty–I get a bit defensive. There’s no denying that the 1990s really was a golden age of super-enhanced girls with impossibly huge tits sitting on top of impossibly tiny waists. Sure, we’ve had some great girls built in that mold since 2001 (Crystal Gunns, Morgan Leigh, Daphne Rosen, Annina, etc.), but for that kind of girl–the kind that regularly appeared on Jenny Jones and Springer–the 2000s can’t hold a candle to the 1990s.
But you know what? When it comes to naturally stacked girls, the 1990s can’t hold a candle to the 2000s. Not even close. Sure, the ’90s gave us Linsey, Chloe, Lorna, Autumn, Kerry Marie, Diane Poppos, Sammie and a lot of other great girls. But since then, these naturals have come our way: Sharday, Karina Hart, Christy Marks, Merilyn Sakova, Natalie Fiore, Janet Jade, Miosotis, Bea Flora, Nadine Jansen, Nicole Peters, Ashley Sage Ellison, Angela White, Ines Cudna, Brandy Talore, Annie Swanson and so on and so on and so on and so on. And since the start of the new decade, we’ve added Karla James, Arianna Sinn, Taylor Steele and Valory Irene to the mix. I haven’t even mentioned the V-Mag girls.
And I’m going to take this one step further and say that the mix of girls in the magazine and at SCORELAND is better now than it was in the ’90s. People like to say, “The good old days” and “I remember when,” but our minds tend to play tricks on us. We sometimes think that what we had is better than what we have. I’m sometimes surprised to look back and see that some of my favorite porn girls from the ’70s and ’80s, like Sue Nero, Lisa De Leeuw and Kay Parker, weren’t nearly as busty as I remember them being. Compare any current issue of SCORE to any issue from the ’90s–other than a Boob Cruise issue–and you’ll probably come away saying, “These are the best of times.”
That September ’01 SCORE was my first issue as editor, and it just happened to be the “20 Greatest Naturals” celebration. Well, for September 2011, we’re busy planning another “20 Greatest Naturals” issue, and I’m willing to bet that 15 of the 20 will be from 2001 on. Over the next several months, I’ll give you more details about that issue and how we’re going to arrive at the Top 20. There’ll be voting, etc. And if the past 10 years are any indication, over the next several months, a few more candidates for that list will come along.
As usual, when it comes to big tits, there’s a lot to look forward to.
Anna Loren: The stacked sister who doesn't fuck on camera.
Autumn: The less-stacked sister who does fuck on camera.
The girl on the far left is Anna Loren, who returns to SCORELAND today (in a set from the October ’10 SCORE) and tomorrow (in a video titled “Slick & Shiny.”) As the Loren family goes, she’s the good girl. Yep, the good girl.
The girl on the near left is Autumn, who can be seen in the members section of NaughtyMag.com. She is Anna’s older sister (by one year). As you can see, as the Loren family goes, she’s the bad girl. The one who takes real cock up the ass on camera.
I don’t know about you, but this stuff fascinates me: Two sisters, both of whom pose nude. One goes solo for SCORE. The other goes all the way for NaughtyMag.com. One says, “I loved getting fucked up the ass on camera.” The other says, “I don’t think I’m ready for that. Having sex in front of the camera, that is.”
I’m guessing–and I’m no psychologist–that Autumn had sex on camera as a way for making up for the fact that her sister has huge boobs and she merely has big boobs. I’m sure Autumn would deny it, but I think it might be true. And I don’t blame her. It must’ve been tough growing up with a stacked sister.
Alyson McKenzie: Stacked.
Linsey Dawn McKenzie: historically stacked.
This family thing fascinates me. Recently, we had a 44-year-old MILF named Cassy Torri fucking on 40SomethingMag.com, and a few weeks later, her 66-year old mother, Miranda, showed up and fucked on 50PlusMILFs.com. Great stuff. Mom and daughter both fuck on camera. In the case of Anna and Autumn, two sisters get naked on camera. And haven’t we all had the fantasy of fucking two sisters?
Alyson McKenzie (far left) is the sister of Linsey Dawn McKenzie (near left). Alyson is beautiful, sexy and busty, but still, that’s gotta be tough.
The World Cup of soccer begins Friday, and although the United States has almost no chance of winning, the U.S. is one of the dominant countries when it comes to big, natural tits. And what’s more important, soccer or tits? Exactly. Today’s video isn’t a competiton, but now seemed like a good time to post this backstage video of Tatiana Blair and Melonie Max, two of the top newcomers of 2010 and two of the stars of the new DVD More To Fuck. When the clip opens, Tatiana and Melonie are sitting on a bed with their boobs pouring out of their dresses. Bra-wise, Tatiana wears a 36G and Melonie wears a 34G. So, seemingly, their tits are the same size. But bra measurement is an inexact science, and although Tatiana and Melonie are almost equally stacked, their racks are quite different.
Okay, enough of this scientific analysis of boobs and World Cup bullshit. In all honesty, I was just looking for an excuse to get their tits out.
Comparing a new busty model to Linsey Dawn McKenzie is never fair. It’s like comparing every new, promising baseball player to Babe Ruth or every opera singer to Maria Callas. It’s possible to be great without being the greatest. And, yet, the comparisons to Linsey Dawn McKenzie kept coming up when I posted the photo of Karla James on Friday. Anonymous said, “Looks like we have a new Linsey Dawn!” Sean said, “Linsey Dawn is my all-time favorite model, and this girl looks like she too can become a legend.”
Yes, there’s definitely a facial resemblance between Linsey and Karla, and they’re both from the UK. Plus, this much is undeniable: Karla is stacked. Who’s more stacked? Does it really matter? If a pair of G-cups is wrapped around your cock, are you going to say to the owner of those G-cups, “I’m sorry, honey, but you’re going to have to leave. Those aren’t double-H cups.”
Of course, Linsey and Karla are both naturals, and that’s astounding considering how firm their tits are.
By the way, to answer some questions about Karla, yes, there will be video of Karla, and you’ll get to hear her speak. No, Karla isn’t the great new girl who I hinted to for the end of the month. That’s a different great new girl. Karla kinda came out of nowhere. So enjoy Karla (a new set will be posted every Friday for the next four weeks). Enjoy Linsey. Enjoy all of the girls. Their tits are there for you here at SCORELAND Nation.
Yes, I did say SCORELAND Nation. If there can be a Red Sox Nation and a Who Dat Nation, why not a SCORELAND Nation?
