Tag Archive: Fourth of July

How do you plan on saluting Jennica Lynn this Fourth of July?

July 4, 2014 by Dave 2 Comments

Jennica Lynn was born in Sweden.

She lives in England.

So why is Jennica Lynn wishing you a happy 4th of July…aka, Independence Day…aka, America’s independence from the country in which she lives?

Because she has M-cup tits. And a pretty face. And we like the way she smiles. And, most of all, because she looks great in that red, white and blue bikini.

Besides, we’re supposed to hold a grudge for 238 years?

Have a great holiday. Enjoy the BBQ. If you get the chance, sneak back into the house and enjoy Amy Anderssen’s first XXX scene at SCORELAND. It’s the patriotic thing to do.

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Happy Fourth of July!

July 4, 2012 by Maria 4 Comments

 

“…at their tatas, we stare,

their tops bursting in air…

gave proof through the night,

that SCORELAND was there…”

From all of us here at SCORELAND, have a happy and safe FOURTH OF JULY!

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Happy Fourth of July!

July 4, 2010 by Maria 5 Comments

Dear Scorelanders,

As we celebrate our fine country’s Independence Day, let us also celebrate the things that we hold dear…like huge, mondo titties and the very fine, very excellent women who make it their mission to show us those mondo titties. May our hearts burn red with passionate lust for these gals. May our love of them be pure and white. And may they never, ever, ever leave your balls blue. Happy Fourth of July, gentlemen! I hope that you’re spending it with some very hot chicks and that there are nothing but fireworks in your future…both in the night sky and in your bedrooms!

xoxo

Maria

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