Tag Archive: Gianna Michaels

It’s so hot outside…

August 9, 2012 by Maria

: Maddie is wearing fishnet for better ventilation in the summer.

: Gya knows that you have to wear light layers to keep cool in the summer.

: Gianna lets her boobs breathe while she plays tennis in the summer.

: Christy Marks keeps it flirty and fashionable in the heat.

: Ashley Sage wears an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie bikini on hot days.

: Sophie Mae forgoes her panties and bra and just wears some flowers in her hair.

Today was a scorcher here at SCORELAND HQ. The weather was somewhere around 91 degrees and the sun was unforgiving. As I made my way back from lunch I made a silent plea for rain to ease the heat emanating from the asphalt and I wished that I could be naked in some ice cold pool somewhere.

And that’s when I thought that I should probably be thankful for the heat. You know…because if I wanted to swim naked, imagine how many other women were thinking the same thing.

With the weather getting hotter and hotter it is easy to lose focus on the silver lining of the long, hot days of summer…

Half-naked chicks.

Yes, the temperature might be going up, but then again, so are these ladies’ tops. All around the world, the record-breaking heat is causing women to strip down to barely anything and/or put on the skimpiest little outfits imaginable.

And that is a good thing. In fact, it’s a great thing.

In the winter, we all complain about the lack of skin we see on a day to day basis. Well, the summer is here and so is the significant amount of breast flesh.

So if the heat has got you a little hot under the collar, crack open a cold one and check out these ladies who should get you a little hot in the pants if ya’ know whaddamean.

Stay cool, fellas!
xoxo,

Maria

Busty doppelganger? Gianna and Erica

April 5, 2012 by Maria

Erica Haunz measures 40-26-36.

Gianna Rossi measures 40-29-41.

Today I was wandering around SCORELAND‘s many, many models in the Model Directory and I came across red-lipped, big-titted hottie Erica Haunz from the May 2001 issue of SCORE, and I had to pause and check her out. You see, I am a sucker for red lips and tattooed women. I can’t help myself. Big red lips and some ink and I am already on the make.

But that is not the only reason I stopped to give her the once-maybe-twice over.

It’s because she reminded me of my dream girl, Gianna Rossi.

Why do I love Gianna Rossi? Oh, jeez, do we have a few hours so I can go on and on about her? She has incredible breasts. She has an amazing body. And she is the horniest, nastiest, raunchiest, sexiest XXX performer of all time. And no one talks dirty like Gianna. If she were a horse, she would be a thoroughbred, built for speed.

And looking at Erica, I thought…Wow! She kinda looks like Gianna.

And then I thought about the possibilities of ever bagging these two babes at the same time.

The sheer force of their busty hotness would probably bring about the apocalypse.

But what a way to go.

What say you, boob brethren? Do you see the resemblance? What busty babes do you think look alike?

xoxo

Maria

Threesomes: As Easy as E.F.E. 1-2-3

November 6, 2011 by Maria

Tera Cox and Gianna Rossi know that sharing is caring, especially when you are sharing a tube steak sandwich!

The say two is company and three is a crowd. We say two is XXX and three is even better XXX. Because let’s face it, having one set of tits on your dick is awesome, but how about one set on your dick AND another pair on your face?! That is awesome x 2.

And that’s why today, we are going to chat about two girls, one dude THREESOMES. (Elliot once told you that it is the ultimate male fantasy…I agree!)

Easy as E.F.E., 1-2-3! And by E.F.E., I mean Everybody Fuck Everybody, because once the action starts happenin’, that is exactly what should be going down.

However, I do want to point out that the art of the threesome is a delicate balance between fucking and lesbian action. Because there has to be just enough lady lovin’ to make it sexy, but there has to be enough hardcore dick-in-pussy-pounding to make it fantastic. For me, and this is just my threesome opinion, I like it when two women dyke it out for a little while before they attack a cock. It’s hot to see two women get themselves wet and wild first. (Because women know how to turn each other on.) And then I like to see them tag-team said dick like it’s the last stiff one on earth.

Which leads us to the Double-Chick BJ, which, in my honest opinion, is the raunchiest, horniest thing of all time. Especially when the two girls go at it at the same time! The math for this fuck-quation is something like:

(girl A x sucking dick) + (girl B x sucking balls) / (girl B x sucking dick) + (girl A x sucking balls) = Double-Chick BJ

(And you thought you would never use algebra after high school again, huh? lol)

If the Double-Chick BJ is done right, it really sets the tone for all the fuckery that follows. It makes or breaks it for me.

Other positions/actions that get honorable mention from me:

(girl A x doggie-style) + (girl A x eating out girl B) = Delicious!

and

(girl A x riding stud’s face) + (girl B x riding stud’s dick) + (girl A x girl B making out) = Ohhhhh Yeahhhhhh!

And if we want to get down to details, one of my favorite threesomes is when uber-sex goddess, Gianna Rossi tackled a cock with Terra Cox. Their threesome is a thing of horny beauty. Honorable mention goes to Eva Notty’s recent threeway tryst with Sarah Satori. So fucking good!

So, what are your favorite threesome scenarios? What are your make/break positions? And what threesomes are your all-time faves?

Ready? 1-2-3….E.F.E.!

xoxo,

Maria

Lesbians…It’s what’s for dinner!

August 3, 2010 by Maria

Annie Swanson and Ana make out and then strap up for some friendly fucking!

There are two things that I could have a healthy helping of at any time and always have an appetite for: ice cream and lesbians.

And believe you me, just like little kids freak out for ice cream, I freak for hot dykes and lipstick lovelies.

Lesbians can do no wrong.

Mia Starr and Harmony Bliss are nipple nymphos, and we likey!

I cannot describe exactly what it is about two women going at it that does it for me. It’s, like, a combination of things. For starters, I like watching women kiss. When men kiss women, it’s hot and more…brutal? It’s harder and aggressive. But when two women kiss, it’s softer and sexy. They don’t devour each other. They take small tastes of each others’ mouths, and I find that mother’effin HOT. It gets me goin’…knowwhaddamean? And I like watching chicks explore and touch each other, too. It’s not hurried like watching a man feel up a woman. (Not that I have anything against watching a man be, well, a man. I like watching a guy attack a pair of titties.) When women touch each other, it’s languid. (I love that word…it sounds dirty!) It’s like drinking a cold mint julep on a hot day here in the South and hearing the ice clink and seeing the beads of condensed sweat on the glass. It’s steamy. It’s erotic. It’s delicious.

I have quite a few faves when it comes to lesbians on SCORELAND. I am a big fan of any lezzie scene with Gianna Rossi. (I hope Gianna reads this and sets her lezzie sites on me. Hi, Gianna! I wanna be on you!) I dig her army-girl inspired shoot with Terry Nova shot in the Bahamas. I also like anything involving wetness and lesbians like Christy Marks vs. Angela White and Harmony Bliss vs. Mia Starr, because twats and tits should be dripping wet. It’s glorious! I am also into lesbians who are thick like Marille and Angelina. To me, thick women scissoring and grinding pussies while their titties swing is oh, so good. And when girls strap it on, like Annie Swanson and Ana, I can get into it. (Especially if they talk dirty while piping one another…fuck yes!)

But, the NUMBER ONE lesbian scene of all time, for me, has to be when Dominno and Katarina Dubrova played a little game of Masturbation With A Friend in

Hooter Hotel: Where Dominno and Katarina lez-out French maid style. YUM!

the epic movie Hooter Hotel. Why? Well, it’s not the most fucktastic lezzie scene of all time, but there is something incredible about two very sexy women dressed up in French maid outfits and makin’ out. And maybe I am biased because I was actually on location in Hungary when this scene was being filmed, and actually in the room when these two women started licking and sucking each other’s nipples…but to me, these lesbians are A+. It was all I could do to contain myself from lying on the bed with them and declaring, “I’ve been dirty. I need you maids to rub me down.” lol (My porno fantasies are epic!) If you haven’t seen Dominno and Katarina together, you are missing out big time.

Whew. All this lezzie lusting has made me hungry. I could go for a bowl of ice cream and some lesbians right now, actually. lol

Hope you guys chime in with your favorite lesbian scenes of all time. I always like to hear your opinions!

xoxo,

Maria