Give it up for Lara Jones.
Saturday, Lara Jones returns. Sunday, legendary Joana Bliss. Two incredibly voluptuous, statuesque breast goddesses that even Leonardo and Michaelangelo could not have done justice to in marble. With videos and photographs, who needs stone?
Winning SCORE‘s Newcomer of the Year contest was a surprise for Lara. Her first SCORE magazine pictorial was published in the last issue of the year (December ’17), and usually that’s not enough exposure for a newbie to build up enough of a following to win. But this time was different.
Sunday, we go with Joana to our gym, rented just for her, so we can watch her bounce on a workout ball, fold and unfold her curvy body into yoga poses, and marvel at her tit-swinging moves (shot in slow motion). She’s a boob-jiggling advertisement for the effects of a healthy diet, yoga, meditation and all-around clean living.
Fully loaded Joana Bliss.
Micky Bells goes to the gym, and what makes that special is not her pussy and masturbation (although Micky does have a special pussy). What makes it special is when Micky takes her big boobs out of her top and works out so they bounce up and down. Some of this breast action was filmed in slow-motion. I wonder if there’s some way to produce electricity from all that kinetic energy.
I’ve been reviewing videotapes from the ’90s that were digitized, and in these SCORE Classics, there are a number of workout scenes in gyms or outdoors, including swimming pools. Nude workouts were a very popular subject. The girls were not just doing poses, they were doing calisthenics and other exercises naked or topless. Workout videos were big in the mainstream, too, back then. It seemed like every hot-at-the-time celebrity (actress Victoria Principal, Jane Fonda, Carmen Electra) was promoting one. No guy buying one of those workout videos ever said, “A gift for my girlfriend? No, this is for jacking.”
I asked new mommy Micky about her own workouts. Everyone wants to help her and offers to spot her. Real friendly people at her fitness center.
Bells are ringing and clapping
A workout of Bliss.
This weekend, two new scenes of these ultimate super-naturals. The spectacular Joana Bliss today and the incredible Micky Bells on Sunday.
Joana hasn’t been seen at SCORELAND since November. She visits a gym, and there’s lots of boob action, including slow-motion. This scene came from a suggestion I submitted to the studio because we’ve never seen Joana work out.
The gym manager didn’t see Joana doing this scene (the place was closed for the shoot), but he did offer her a free lifetime pass before she and our crew exited.
Micky gets hot, oily and sweaty.
On Sunday, Micky gets hot when she spends some time in the sauna getting oily and wet.
Micky thinks her bells now weigh 1.5 to 2 kilograms (3.3 to 4.4 pounds) each. There’s also a Bonus chat video with Micky. Her voice is very sexy.
Micky likes to bowl. I’d love to see her bowl naked. In fact, I’d like to see her and Joana bowl naked together. But for now, I’m happy to see them back.
The kind of girl who makes a gym rat drop a weight on his foot.
Ever go to a fitness center and find yourself watching a girl on the machines instead of fully concentrating on your exercises?
Sure you have.
We all have.
How many of them looked like Bridgette B. and had her fantastic body?
“I train a lot at my gym,” Bridgette says. “I am an addict about working out.” But not exactly like this, even though the gymophiles there would love to see her do that!
See the photo set and video plus a bonus video, “6 Things You Might Not Have Known About Bridgette B.”
Bridgette just dumped a bottle of water on her stretchy pants.