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Now showing at SCORELAND, “The Busty Realtor,” starring Liza Biggs

September 3, 2015 by Elliot James

Yes, those are very large windows.

Not many realtors can boast a JJJ-cup rating.

That’s why Liza Biggs is the top top-heavy realtor in the business.

Liza could sell heating pads to the Kuwatis. She’s that seductive.

Today, Liza is showing Carlos Rios a swanky house with lots of windows. She eyes him up and down like a chef eyeing a side of beef, not that we’re going into Hannibal territory here, even though Liza is a professional chef.

Carlos is more interested in Ms. Biggs’ swanky body and big, natural, swanky boobs than the house. Liza shows him the large windows and then, with a big smile, suddenly whips off her blouse. She’s braless. This is a common realtor practice to demonstrate how much privacy a buyer can have in a house. When Liza does this, everything comes to a halt, and brain freeze and cock stiffness locks in.

Another sizzlin’ boy-girl scene from the great Liza, who is not only a top realtor but a top chef in the kitchen and now a top model. For a girl who’d never posed before, never danced as a stripper or even posted nude selfies on the net, Liza is truly a natural.

As a realtor, Liza drives a hard bargain. Carlos wanted to flip her at first sight.

Today at SCORELAND, busty Jennifer Vokova is a French maid. Why?

December 13, 2011 by Dave
Cleaning a house is not Jennifer's specialty.

Cleaning a house is not Jennifer's specialty.

There are many costumes/scenarios SCORELAND members request that make perfect sense to me. School teacher. Who among us hasn’t had a fantasy about his busty teacher? Cheerleader. Who among us hasn’t lusted after a busty pom-pom girl? Waitress? Who among us hasn’t given a better tip to a busty, cleavage-revealing waitress for the exact-same service that a less-endowed waitress provided?

And then there’s French maid.

Thanks, Karina. I think I'm starting to understand this French maid thing.

Thanks, Karina. I think I'm starting to understand this French maid thing.

I understand the basic idea. You hire a housecleaner. The maid shows up at your door. She’s super-busty. She’s going around your house cleaning things, reaching, bending, getting down on her hands and knees, and by the time she leaves, you’re actually hoping she did a bad job so she’ll have to come back and do it all over again.

But French maid? Why French?

I bring this up because a new set of Jennifer Vokova goes up today at SCORELAND, and in it, she’s a French maid (mind you, Jennifer is Czech). And I love the outfit. Everything about it. I think every busty model should do a shoot in this outfit.

Which I guess answers my question, although you gotta admit, “French maid’ doesn’t naturally roll off your tongue after “school teacher, cheerleader, waitress.”

I guess it’s all about the outfit, right? Or is it just that French anything sounds good?