I am a busty woman. I work with many, many busty women. So believe me when I say that I understand what the sight of a pair of big boobs does to big-boob lovers. I understand the allure of a giant set of knockers and what they do to mens’ brains (and cocks), I do.
That’s why I am very forgiving when a guy fumblingly asks me to see my boobs. Or any other big-boobed woman’s rack for that matter.
I get it.
However, I want to just put it out there that saying, “Hey! Show me your tits!” never works in real life…
…unless you are me. lol
You see, I have asked hundreds of busty babes to show me their tits. HUNDREDS.
And they all do…because it’s part of my job to see them.
When I snapped this photo in Hungary, I asked these ladies to show me their tits. Jasmine Black, Christy Marks and Karina Hart smiled and did just that.
But that doesn’t always happen in real life for other boob lovers.
Or does it?
I mean, I haven’t flashed someone my tits since I was in college, but I DID do it in college. And high school. A lot.
I used to get a perverse satisfaction out of flashing my tits to some random guy just to watch his reaction. Just to see him fumble around. Just to make him sweat. I used to flash friends of friends, truckers on the road and even a truck of firefighters once. lol
And I have been flashed before, too. Many times. Mostly by drunk chicks who wanted me to see their boobs so I could rate them. (Apparently, when you have big tits, other chicks think your opinion is the authority on all tits. lol)
So my question is, do you guys get flashed? Have you ever asked a random chick to show you her boobs? Did it work?
In a world full of sexting and provocative photos being sent to and fro on phones and via email, does flashing even exist anymore?
I mean, I would like to think that somewhere out there, right now in fact, there are women lifting up their tops and showing their tits off to unsuspecting strangers, but is that the case?
Does, “Hey! Show me your tits!” work for you? Has it?
Chime in and let’s talk about it.
Also, look out for a big announcement from me this week on the blog, fellow boob hounds!
We posed the question in a recent SCORELAND survey: Do you like sports themes in videos and photo sets?
Before I get to the results, here’s my thoughts as a long-time boob man, a DVD and mag buyer (and VHS tapes before that) and a boob-spotter watching TV, especially Latin morning TV shows like Un Nuevo Día, where the busty hosts are constantly jumping up and down, dancing or trying exercise routines in very sexy outfits.
Boobs were made to jiggle, bounce and shake. And get sprayed by a water hose. And I was made to watch that happen.
This is what it’s all about for me. This is how it’s always been.
This is not always possible with augmented boobs. However, after years of watching tit stunts in strip clubs (like beer cans crushed inside giant cleavage or tits slammed on a guy’s face), I am comfortable with contradicting my previous statement. It all depends on the girl and her boob comfort zone.
Daphne Rosen can really handle balls.
So anyway, I love seeing busty girls on trampolines, using hula hoops and workout balls, jumping up and down in swimming pools or at the beach, rope jumping, swimming underwater, running and playing soccer, tennis and volleyball.
I want to buy that vibrating Shake Weight for the studio so I can observe and study the girls’ boobs trembling as they hold it. I can just picture Melissa Manning trying it.
Now for the results:
38% like seeing sports themes.
31% don’t like them.
31% don’t care either way. This is the indifferent crowd who at least overcame their indifference long enough to click the “Don’t care” button.
What have we learned today? I can say with complete confidence that the odds of starting a SCORE soccer team and making a video out of it do not look good due to lack of interest.
Yet, The Mega-Boobs Olympics DVD remains one of our breast-sellers, and that’s all about boob games.
So go figure.
And now I’d like to replay some monumental videos I cherish. Cherry Brady hula-hooping and Renee Ross jumping rope for Maria followed by the girls getting titty with it on Grand Bahama Island. Thank you, and I recommend using a snorkel if you plan on doing any motorboating.
I enjoy Gya Roberts’ happy-go-lucky personality and her direct, girl-next-door nature. When I look at her photos or videos, I can almost see the energy coiled up inside her. She has that lust for life that the camera picks up. It’s like she can’t wait to take her clothes off and start swinging her tits like bell clappers. I can picture her running naked in a green field on sunny days. In slow motion, like in a shampoo commercial.
Doing a sweater justice.
I’d love to see a shower video of Gya. But she’s so hot-looking, she’d turn the water into steam and fog up the lens.
I’m also very impressed by Gya’s very pliable boobs. Many models can’t self-suck their own nipples. Gya is a virtual gold medalist at that.
“If they ignore my breasts when we are fucking, it is like they are ignoring me,” Gya said. “That is not good. I need a lot of attention paid to my breasts. I like it when a man sucks on my breasts when I am riding him. I have a fetish for sucking my nipples, actually. It began when I started masturbating on cam. I would touch my breasts and one day, I realized that my nipples were very sensitive. So, since they were so big, I started licking my nipples while I touched myself and I found that I could cum faster when I did that, so I began sucking them while I masturbated and now it is one of my biggest fetishes. I love having my nipples sucked on for hours! It feels very good. If there is no one to do it for me, I will suck on them myself.”
Today I had an hour-long debate at lunch about the sexual prowess of redheads. Since the dawn of time, redheads have been either revered or ostracized for their locks, and on this particular day, we were setting them aside strictly based on myths about their libido.
My friend Frank (who married a brunette Puerto Rican woman who yells a lot, FYI.) has a real thing for redheads, yet, he has never had sex with one. This has led him to believe (read: fantasize) that redheaded women are sluttier, better lays and suck the best dick ever.
Did I mention that he has never actually been with a redhead?
So of course he asked me, his lady friend who works in porn to give him the lowdown on whether or not redheads are better in the sack.
Here are my two cents:
I think that redheads are exciting in the sack (Jolie Rain, Desiree, Cherry Brady, Felicia Clover…all of these ladies get my fuck stamp of approval!), but I don’t think they are better than brunettes or blondes.
I know, I know…that’s disappointing, but it’s true. I mean, I did my research. There is no scientific evidence that points to redheads having a higher sex drive than anyone else.
So why do men think they do?
I am going to go with the fact that redheads are not as commonplace as blondes or brunettes, so when you see one, you notice her right away. Maybe that is what makes them seem more “special” or more “rare”? Perhaps?
But if you want the honest truth, I happen to think that busty chicks are better in the sack than other chicks…but that’s just because I am the editor of V-mag and a busty chick myself. lol
Regardless, please enjoy these pics of some of my favorite redheads and let me know some of yours, too.
I have spent many a happy hour since my wayward youth watching girls with big boobs dance their tops off while I sat with glazed eyes and a satisfied soul.
Let me count the ways I’ve seen their boobs: shaking, quaking, bouncing, hanging, banging, clapping, slapping swinging, jiggling and wiggling.
In bars, clubs, theaters, flea traps, dives and peepshows.
At parties, on boats, at street festivals, raves, expos, conventions and contests.
People don’t change and neither do their habits.
I don’t need booze to celebrate New Years. I get boob drunk on dancing babes.
“I don’t think it matters what you call them; strippers, exotic dancers, ecdysiasts, bump-and-grinders, burlesque queens, lap dancers, peelers, or striptease artists, they are amazing and that’s all there is to it,” Maria once blogged.
“I’d rather watch girls dance than see them use sex toys or do hardcore,” our friend Jack once commented in a 2011 Blog.
The end of the year is here and it is time for parties full of chicks in sexy dresses who are all clamoring for a midnight kiss…while most of you are trying to slip them the midnight dick. 😉
And while you may attend some good parties, I will tell you that no one parties like SCORELAND.
I mean, look at that pic above.
Those are the kind of ladies you will probably find at your New Year’s Eve festivities.
And while they are cute…
they have nothing on the kind of girls that party at SCORELAND.
Allow me to demonstrate with one of the greatest party girls of all time, the one and only Hitomi.
And before you enjoy her photos, allow all of us at SCORELAND to wish you a happy and safe New Year and we hope that you all end up with a busty babe tonight!
I kept writing “Season’s Breast” instead of “Season’s Best” on my holiday cards. I had to throw out a bunch of cards. I might need a vacation.
No one ever mentions the day after Xmas because it’s anti-climactic. It’s returning gifts to the stores. It may be apologizing for saying the wrong thing after a few too many drinkees. It’s cleaning up the huge mess leftover from Xmas dinner. It’s heading back home if you’ve been away. It’s dealing with the morning hangover or bloated bellies from one too many trips to the dessert table. It’s disposing of all the reindeer poop.
But after Titmas, now that’s something else. That’s fun.
Because after Titmas at SCORELAND, we always have a clean-up squad of nubile maids with big boobs to tidy the place. Here are a few from our rich history of hiring the right maids.