Elaina Gregory. Army veteran. Homemaker. Super-duper new arrival from planet Hooter. Today, her first SCORELAND photo shoot. Sunday, a big-boobed naked video and interview. Along with Shione Cooper’s return appearance tomorrow, a great weekend is on deck.
Sez Elaina in her chat: “I was doing a car wash for a non-profit organization and I was in a bikini top and little shorts and holding up a sign, flagging down cars, and this guy wasn’t watching where he was going and he totaled his car.” Well, that doesn’t surprise me at all. I’d have expected a multi-car pile-up. Elaina’s got on the tiny bikini top and the little shorts thingie in her pictorial. No car wash but she’s got OIL! And lots of titty skin to rub it into.
2010’s been a great year for new Voluptuous discoveries. Elaina’s making it a greater year.
I don’t know for sure who invented the string bikini, the one item all SCORE and Voluptuous girls should pack in their suitcases (besides their bras, tank tops and booty shorts). Whoever created this wearable dental floss, I’d like to shake their hand for bringing happiness to the world. Some sources claim the inventor of the string bikini was a Brazilian fashion model named Rose de Primallio who sewed one quickly for a photo shoot. Another story is that a public relations man and his wife had a designer create a string bikini in 1974 for a show during the opening of a shopping center in the French Quarter of New Orleans.
Ooops, fall out alert!
Another perfect bikini body.
Seeing as how Brazil is the center of the universe for the skimpiest, tiniest bikinis girls have worn in public, I’d go with the Brazilian fashion model backstory. String bikinis and extreme bikinis represent all that is good, wholesome and healthy. Before I go to sleep and when I wake up, I give thanks for a.) big boobs and b.) string bikinis. Behind every woman wearing a burka is a woman eager to try on a string bikini. They might even be wearing string bikinis under their burkas and no one would ever know. Check out SCORELAND for more bikini busties.
Big girls stripping at the club. That sounds like a good time to me.
I just finished watching the skinematic masturbatepiece, Big Girl Strip Club at my desk and I have to give it two very enthusiastic thumbs up.
(Yes, I get to sit at my desk and watch porno at work. This is my job. Be jealous. No, really…be jealous.)
I highly recommend this movie for a few reasons:
There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. They are dancing around and ripping their clothes off. It’s entertaining for your eyes, but mostly, for your penis.
There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. They fuck and suck a bunch of dudes in the Champagne Room of a strip club. So this movie is based on REALITY.
There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. Some of them get fucked in the ass and they like it. We think women should be more into anal. This is proof that some are.
There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie. Yes. There are thick and curvy, big-titted and horny women in this movie.
The movie stars five thick and juicy ladies; Charlie Cooper, Daniella Gey, Julia Juggs, Sadie Berry and Alix Lakehurst. They dance. They grind on cocks during crazy lapdances. They suck and fuck said cocks. And they manage to makeout with one another and roll around in baby oil, too.
Now, I don’t know about you, but I love the strip club. Everything that goes down at the strip club is full of FUCK YES! It’s like Disney, but for horny people and hey, there ain’t nothing wrong with that!
While we were filming this cockbuster of a film, our resident pervert, eh, editor, Dave, went into the dressing room and chatted up the five stars while they changed in and out of wardrobe and got ready for their scenes. (Just like Dave…always where the naked tits are!) You can check out his video of it below and when you are done, head on over to the eBoobStore and check out a preview of this flick. You will be happy you did.
You saw Angelina Castro having a great chat with Dave and showing her new 36G-cups in a three-part BLOG video on July 9, 10 and 11. On Day 3, Angelina asked the all-important question, “Why do we have to wear clothes?” Catching Dave at a loss for words, Angelina’s contention was that people shouldn’t wear clothing and should be naked. She was adamant about this. At that point, the studio called Angelina for a shoot, so she and Dave couldn’t continue the discussion. Which leads me to throw in my two boobs’ worth. If everyone was naked with their parts swinging around–not recommended for heavy machinery operators, fry-cooks and carpenters–there would be no tease. No anticipation. No expectation. No warm-up. At naturist resorts, the constant nudity desexualizes the body (that’s the goal), so only the new guys are sprouting wood. If everyone was naked all the time, would we be bored? Would we yawn at the sight of Angelina’s 44 inches of hooter heaven?
That brings me to Angelina’s new video made that week and posting tomorrow on SCORELAND, “Huge Tits & A String Bikini.” This is my favorite kind of XXX vid, shot point-of-view. No man face and no man talk. Angelina does all the talking in her sexy Cuban-American accent. She dresses her spectacular body in tiny bikinis before she blows his pants off, then vaults his pole. So there’s a nice chunk of garment-wearing tease before “surf’s up.” It’s a bonanza of horny talk, boob-banging, throaty blow jobs and hard pounding. Boy, does she love the cock! If Angelina was your steady, you’d definitely need to up your daily dosage of lecithin and zinc. Viva Latinas!
