Tag Archive: huge tits

Brandy Dean: Do redheads have bigger ta-tas?

February 20, 2013 by Elliot James 30 Comments

Erin go Bragh-less

This is an old question that’s been tossed around for years. I would need to devote a huge amount of time to scientifically research this subject, so I’ll have to pass. Statistically, I’d guess that redheads don’t have the edge any more than brunettes or blondes do.

Seamus asked if Dave and I could compile a list of Irish and Irish-American all-time great bra-busters. Here’s one fair-skinned SCORE Girl I would include: Brandy Dean from Ohio.

Brandy has Irish-American heritage. Her 38DDD Irish taters also have areolae so large, I think of her when the waitress at the International House of Pancakes brings my short stack of buttermilk pancakes.

SCORE and Brandy have a history. Miss Dean’s first appearance was in the Holiday ’01 issue, but before that, her first photos were published in the October ’99 Naughty Neighbors when she was a newcomer discovered by Kayla Kleevage.

Brandy always looks the same. She never changes. I’m guessing she keeps that pale skin out of the sun.

Surprisingly enough, big-tit hounds don’t approach Brandy like you’d think they would. I mean, look at the cleavage on this girl. I’m sure it doesn’t bite.

“Guys look,” Brandy said. “I can see that they’re looking, but they don’t come up and talk to me. Maybe they’re intimidated. At least that’s what I think.”

It’s hard to believe, but that’s what Brandy said.

Do me a favor. If you ever see Brandy, at least please say hello to her.

I personally think St. Patrick’s Day was promoted and played up so busty Irish-American redheads would be induced to go barhopping after work and get drunk or take off work to stand in the street and watch the parades.

A set of Brandy posts today at SCORELAND.

Add butter and syrup and you're all set.

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How close was the voting for 2012 SCORE Model of the Year? Thisclose.

February 19, 2013 by Dave 7 Comments

Valory Irene, 2012 SCORE Model of the Year by 14 votes.

Venera, almost 2012 Model of the Year.

Here’s my question: Did you cast a vote in the 2012 SCORE Awards contests?

Because if you didn’t…and you weren’t happy with the results…you’re about to kick yourself.

From the May ’13 Awards Issue of SCORE, on-sale now at eBoobStore.com: “And the 2012 Model of the Year by 14 votes, the smallest margin in the 11-year history of the award is…”

That’s right, 14 votes separated the winner from the girl who finished second.

“…the same girl who won 2011 Newcomer of the Year. So, by a margin of barely one-tenth of one-percent, Valory becomes the sixth girl to complete the Newcomer of the Year/Model of the Year double, joining Sharday, Merilyn Sakova, Crystal Gunns, Christy Marks and Karina Hart.”

And that’s why every vote counts. Venera finished second. Angela White was third. Beshine was fourth.

I am perfectly okay with this outcome. I think all the girls are great.

But if you’re not okay and you didn’t vote, don’t complain. You don’t have the right to complain. But you do have the right to vote next year.

Wonder what would have happened if we had counted the 100 or so ballots that came in by mail the week after the ballot box closed?

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Reach for the Skye at SCORELAND. Cameron Skye. She’ll reach for you.

February 17, 2013 by Elliot James 5 Comments

Cameron Skye is back at SCORELAND. Not that she’s been away very long. She only debuted at New Discovery last week! But the big news is that Cameron is back to yank yer crank in her first P.O.V. Tits & Tugs. I call that a good time with a bad girl who is really good. Just acting like a bad girl. And that’s good.

It starts innocently enough.

The jack starts here.

 

 

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Girls sucking and fucking mystery cocks through glory holes…discuss!

February 16, 2013 by Dave 5 Comments

Denise Derringer, who has fucked only for SCORE, is in favor of glory holes.

Not only do we have polls at the Blog, but we have polls at SCORELAND, too. And a recent one got my attention: What do you think about glory hole scenes?

This subject was hotly debated around the office in 2006 when we released the DVD Big-Tit Glory Hole, which turned out to be a big seller. Of course, the idea of the movie is that the girls (Danielle Derek, Daphne Rosen, Jade Feng and Denise Derringer) are on one side of a wall. The guys are on the other. The guys stick their cocks through the holes and, without seeing who the cocks belong to, the girls suck them off. Then the guys come around the divider and fuck the girls (Danielle, Daphne and Denise get fucked in the ass). It’s a very hot movie. I must admit, I didn’t like the idea of Big-Tit Glory Hole before we made the movie, but I changed my mind when I saw it.

Anyway, the results of the poll: 36% said they liked glory hole scenes, 36% said they disliked them and 28% said they were indifferent about them. For the life of me, I can’t imagine being indifferent about a glory hole scene.

I’m not going to start another poll here, but if you like glory hole scenes, I want to know why you like them, and if you don’t like glory hole scenes, I want to know why you don’t like them. And if you don’t like them, I suggest you check out Big-Tit Glory Hole. You might change your mind. I did.

 

 

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The SCORELAND farmer’s daughter

February 15, 2013 by Elliot James 9 Comments

The most famous farmer’s daughter in American history has to be the sexy yet virginal Daisy Mae from Al Capp’s Lil’ Abner comic strip. Actress Leslie Parrish played her in the 1959 movie version. Capp drew curvy babes like nobody’s business.

There was a slew of R-rated drive-in movies about farmers’ daughters in the ’70s made by a gent named Bethel Buckalew. His flicks were especially popular in the south.

Elly Mae Clampett never dressed like a farmer’s daughter in The Beverly Hillbillies. She was more of a tomboy and never showed skin. (I’ve read that the actress who played her is very religious.)

Otis Sweat has drawn his share of farmers’ fantasy daughters for fiction pieces in SCORE and V-mag.

I’ve often daydreamed about SCORE or V-mag Girls tricked out as country gals. They gotta be barefoot!

You’re a traveling salesman, okay? You’re in the boondocks (which is from the Philippine Tagalog word bundok, believe it or not) when your car breaks down in front of a house. You knock on the door and the man of the house, a farmer, answers the door. He lets you use his phone to call the local gas station but the mechanic has closed shop for the day. He’ll be back tomorrow morning. Now what? Well, according to the usual storyline, you’ll have to sleep in the farmer’s daughter’s bedroom. If that’s okay with you.

No problem there when the farmer’s daughter looks like Elaina Gregory! Right? I like those pig-tails. I think this is my second favorite Elaina pictorial. My first is called Knockout Knockers.

I’d like to see more farmers’ daughters at SCORELAND. I have a list of names.

Drop by SCORELAND on Saturday to see Elaina as the farmer’s daughter.

And if you run out of gas, you’ll have to stay overnight.

Y’all come back now, hear?

 

Aww, shucks, Elaina. Thanks for shuckin' your clothes.

 

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The #1 thing SCORELAND Girls want to try that they haven’t done yet

February 14, 2013 by Elliot James 3 Comments

Love those whoppers. Anjii Ross (April '13 V-mag) is back.

My dirty mind could come up with a lot of different suggestions, but none of them are what so many SCORELAND Girls want to try that they have never tried before. It’s a question on the model’s bio sheet.

Anji Ross, who has a fresh pair (as in a photo set and matching video) now showing at SCORELAND, wants to try this.

So does Jazmine, Felicia Clover, Siri, Kristi Maxx, Catt Green and many more.

That thing is…skydiving. Yes, jumping out of an airplane at 12,000 feet and counting on 300 square feet of nylon to land safely.

What do you make of that? That many models are thrill-seekers in search of an adrenaline rush?

By the way, I was packing up Renee Ross’s bra to ship to Mr. D.S. of Norwood, Ohio, the winner of the November ’12 Voluptuous magazine giveaway, and I wondered if Renee’s 44DDD brassiere could be used as a parachute if I had to jump out of an airplane like Daniel Craig to escape a gang of rival men’s magazine editors. Look at this photo. That’s an 18-inch ruler next to it just to give you something to compare it to. I can’t even describe how big her bra is. I hope D.S. gives it the place of honor in his home that it deserves.

Could Renee's bra function as a parachute?

 

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What does Julia Juggs do tomorrow that I don’t think I’ve seen in 20 years?

February 13, 2013 by Dave Leave your thoughts

The Juggs Show begins today at XLGirls.com.

DDD-cup bad girl Julia Juggs returns to XLGirls.com today. It’s a solo scene, and Julia looks great. I’m sure she’s bustier than before. But tomorrow…let me tell you about tomorrow!

Tomorrow, Julia plays a secretary. The boss, Mr. Rubino, calls Julia into his office. He wants her to take some dictation. He’s tongue-tied. He can’t stop staring at her tits. They’re pouring out of her top. Some might say this is not appropriate office attire, but I think it’s perfectly appropriate. He’s so distracted, he can barely put a sentence together.

“Mr. Rubino, is everything okay? You seem very distracted today,” Julia says, well aware of what’s distracting him.

Turns out Mr. Rubino had a rough night. He had to sleep on the couch. Says Julia, “Mr. Rubino, if you were my man, you would never be sleeping on the couch. Is there anything I can do to help you relax a little bit?”

She rubs his crotch. She strokes his tie. Ties are very phallic. Julia’s jugs are huge, which is why she’s Julia Juggs. Before long, Mr. Rubino is feasting on Julia’s jugs and fingering her bald cunt. Yeah, I said cunt. It’s okay. I didn’t call Julia a cunt. I called her pussy a cunt. There’s a huge difference.

Then Julia asks him if she can suck his dick. This is a question that does not require an answer. Julia sucks the dick like it’s a lollipop, and when she sucks, she makes sure her tits jiggle. She slobbers all over his dick.

And then, at about the 10:22 mark of the video, she does something you don’t see too often. In fact, you’re lucky if you see it once in a generation. Little Oral Annie did this back in the 1980s, I think in Inside Little Oral Annie. Now Julia’s doing it.

Do you want to know what Julia does? Should I tell you?

Okay, I’ll tell you. Here’s what she does: She deep-throats his cock to the bottom, and when she gets there, she licks his balls at the same time.

I’m sure something else happens in this video. Elliot tells me that Julia fucks and gives up her ass. But I never got that far. Cock and balls in Julia’s mouth at the same time. Somewhere, Little Oral Annie is smiling.

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Get the new Winter 2013 SCORE DVD catalog. Right now!

February 12, 2013 by Elliot James 4 Comments

Hot girls for horny guys on all 48 pages.

Just click on this link and you’ll be able to download the latest SCORE DVD catalog and save it to your hard drive for further study. It’s an exact duplicate of the printed DVD catalog that is mailed to our DVD customers.

It’s 48 pages of new releases, big, naked boobs, raw and uncensored XXX photos and descriptions of all of the DVDs.

Then pick what you want and phone us or order on-line.

It doesn’t get any easier than that, boob brothers!

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Happy New Year!

February 11, 2013 by Elliot James 2 Comments

 

Year of the Snake! The cast of the DVD Mamazon The Movie. Get your copy today at eBoobStore.com.

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Do people really watch porn on their smartphones? And, if so, why?

February 10, 2013 by Dave 7 Comments

The bigger the better, I always say. Here's Busty Dusty from the mid-90s.

Wasn’t it just a few years ago that big-screen everything was in? Or am I imagining that? I know for sure that back in the late 1970s and early 1980s when I would frequent the occasional peep-show booth, the privacy was great but the screens were too small (they seemed to have an odd film over them, too). Then, when the VHS craze started, the only bad thing was that we had to watch porn on 25-inch TV screens. Then the screens got bigger and bigger, and suddenly, we had life-sized tits and fucking on 60-inch screens. Bigger-than-life-sized tits and fucking was great! Or at least I thought it was.

Because now I’m finding out that people are using their smartphones and tablets for everything from text messaging to shopping to surfing the Internet to reading books. Yes, it’s true: People read books on their smartphones. How can anybody read a book on a screen that’s less than five inches high and about two-and-a-quarter inches wide?

But even more amazing: People are watching full-length movies on their smartphones. Some people never watch TV or use a desktop (soon to be a thing of the past) or laptop computer. They watch everything on their smartphones.

Elliot and I decide what to order from Autumn-Jade. But it's the guy on the right who's going to get served the boob plate special.

Including porn? Yes. Including porn. Not me. For me, the bigger the screen the better. But how about you? Our current poll asks, “Do you ever watch porn videos on a tablet or smartphone?”

The poll only has room for you to answer the question. But if you do watch porn on your smartphone, I have to ask…why?

The last poll asked, “Have you ever given a restaurant waitress a bigger tip than she ordinarily would have deserved just because she had big tits?”  The most-popular answer was, “Yes, and I expected nothing in return” at 49%, followed by “No, that’s foolish” at 33%. I’d like to point out in my defense (I voted for “Yes, and I expected nothing in return.”) that it’s not a matter of being foolish. It’s a matter of big tits locking up and making a mess of a big-tit lover’s brain. It is, basically, an involuntary reaction. So, I will continue to give bigger tips to waitresses with big tits, and there’s absolutely nothing I can do about it.
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