Tag Archive: Joana
June 5, 2015 by Dave
Sha's big tits are now overwhelming her chest. That wasn't the case a few years ago.
Sha Rizel‘s growth spurt was all-natural. No additives. No silicone. Look at the size of those puppies!
A new photo set of Sha went up just the other day at SCORELAND. Sha just missed completing the SCORE Newcomer of the Year/Model of the Year double (six girls have done it), but with her bigger tits, she just might pulled it off in 2015. Not to mention that Sha is just as slim and just as beautiful as ever.
This weekend at SCORELAND: Emilia Boshe fucks (Friday), Nadia Villanova fucks (Saturday) and Joana shows off her big rack (Sunday). I betcha you thought I was gonna say Joana fucks, too. No such luck for now. Maybe one day.
Next Thursday at XLGirls.com: The great Renee Ross returns!
February 5, 2015 by Elliot James
Comments “Benny Hana,” “I just want to give a big shout out to the SCORELAND model scouts finding all these huge, natural-titty, voluptuous and very sexy Eastern European girls. I think it’s the most common trend on here, but that’s a good thing. Juliana Simms being our newest addition.”
First, I’d like to thank Benny for his comments and also thank him for his fun restaurants.
In the 1990s, when it came to naturals, the British ruled: Linsey, Lorna Morgan, Jessica Turner, CJ, Kerry Marie and many more. Now the Europeans rule: Vanessa Y., Sha, Valory, Joana, Angel, Micky and newcomer Juliana. But America is still not down for the count just yet. There’s Maserati, Cat Bangles, Marie Leone, Rockell, Jenna Valentine and new girls Harlow and Chloe Rose. Still, it does seem like the USA lags behind badly in the international boobs race.
Writes Roberto, “Juliana is the most beautiful florist in the world and by far the best discovery since Romanian Joana Bliss. Her massive jugs are the most hypnotizing I’ve seen in a long time. She is now a strong candidate for Newcomer of the Year.”
New scene today at SCORELAND.
A rose by any other name.
November 20, 2014 by Elliot James
The last time Joana and her girls Roxanne Diamond and Amorina got together for a “Big Tit Pussy Picnic” at SCORELAND, they were in a park where there was a good chance of accidental exposure or someone spying on them. This time, the three amigas hold an indoor lipstick-lesbian love-in.
Hot and busty female bodies massaging, tickling, fondling and hugging. Nipples rubbing nipples, clits and ass cheeks. Juicy pussies being spanked and fingered. Breast rubbing, kissing, licking, sucking and bumping. Body licking and kissing. Tongue-to-tongue and lip-locking. That’s what’s on the minds of boob-drunks Roxanne Diamond and Amorina under the guidance of their role model, Joana, one of SCORELAND‘s most popular naturals. See them have at each other now.
Roxanne and Amorina worship their goddess, Joana. It's the cult of the big-boobed lesbians!
November 5, 2014 by Dave
Can Joana repeat as Model of the Year?
Will Karina Hart win Ass of the Year for the fourth straight time? (She shared the award with Siri in one of those years.)
Can Jennica Lynn win Newcomer of the Year and Plumper of the Year?
Will newcomers Cat Bangles, Elle Flynn, Alana Lace and Dani Moore dominate the XXX Performer of the Year award?
Those are among the questions that will be answered during the voting for the 2014 V-mag Awards. The digital version of the January ’15 issue, featuring the finalists and the ballot, is on-sale now at eBoobStore.com, so let the voting begin!
Also in this issue: Melissa Mandlikova lactates, Marie Leone gets naked in a train yard, a chance to win Jennica’s bra and more.
Plus, five embedded videos.
If you’re a print guy, that version goes on-sale Tuesday.
Who’s going to get your vote?
Mia knows tits, fucking, deep-throating and football. Oh, and hamburgers, too.
PROGRAMMING ALERT! SCORE Girl Mia Callista, the Busty Girl Who Works Behind The Counter At The Hamburger Joint, will be a guest on WQAM radio’s Page Q show Sunday morning (560 AM) at nine a.m. EST. You can listen live at wqam.com. Mia has quickly become Internet famous for her scenes at SCORELAND and her views on college football, particularly the Florida State Seminoles (she’s a big fan).
Among the questions I’m guessing won’t be asked: Does she think she can deep-throat Noles coach Jimbo Fisher? (I’m guessing yes); Would she have sex with Noles QB Jameis Winston? (I’m guessing yes again); How does she manage to lick the shaft of the cock when she’s got the entire thing down her throat?; And, finally, would a University of Miami victory over the Noles on November 15 trigger her gag reflex?
Mia’s appearance on the radio will come one day after her new photos and video go live at SCORELAND.
October 18, 2014 by Elliot James
Maya stopping traffic in Prague.
Newcomer Maya Milano (covergirl of Holiday ’14 Voluptuous magazine) and longtime model Joana dominate SCORELAND this weekend. This comes after Lebanese-American Mia Callista moves from a low-paying job at a burger chain that did not appreciate her to adult film stardom after being discovered by SCORE magazine editor Dave, who did appreciate Mia’s considerable skills and opened the door for her.
It’s Mia’s first XXX scene and it’s so hot, you could grill a burger on your monitor. Mia puts experienced porn stars to shame.
Just as America industries were overtaken by the Chinese, the American big-bust models who dominated in the 1990s have been left in the dust by the European Union of Big Boobs. I saw this starting in the late ’90s when the British invasion, led by Linsey, hit, then in 2003, when eastern Europe got jiggly with it.
Where are the American big-boobed girls? When will they stop this takeover? Only six American girls made it into our 20th Anniversary “20 for 20” contest: SaRenna Lee, Danni Ashe, Christy Marks, Autumn-Jade, Sharday and Eva Notty.
Out of the current top 20 favorites as of this morning, only Gianna Rossi, Noelle Easton, Eva Notty and Maserati are Americans. The rest of the 20? Angela White, Sha Rizel, Venera and so on.
Now don’t misunderstand me. I love the European and other non-American SCORELAND Girls. But I call on busty American girls to come forward. Show the world that America is not a nation of C-cuppers in push-up bras photographed with ridiculously wide-angle camera lenses. That American girls still have the right stuff and can stuff a bra just as well as Lily Madison and Valory Irene. Yes, I am begging. I am a boob beggar. So please visit BeASCOREModel.com. You can make a difference.
Ukrainian sweater stretcher Maya is back on Saturday with Joana following on Sunday.
“I never dreamed my picture would be on the cover of a magazine,” Maya emailed SCORE‘s interpreter. “To be on the cover of a real magazine is a special thing, I feel. So I am very excited and pleased.”
Finding Joana in Romania back in 2003 was one of the greatest events in big-bust history. Joana is responsible for a lot of wood and many loads lost. That Joana has been modeling for over 10 years is a tribute to her longevity, enthusiasm and the care she takes of herself. A New Age chick, Joana lives a healthy lifestyle; not austere but holistic.
Joana recently introduced two friends to modeling: Amorina and Roxanne Diamond.
“I knew they would enjoy it and I am happy to guide them,” Joana said. “I am happy to see that girls in my country want to pose. It is a good thing to do. The female body is beautiful and society should not treat it with fear and shame.”
Joana could wrap any guy around her little finger.
September 19, 2014 by Elliot James
It's a punani picnic in the park for Joana, Amorina and Roxanne.
Joana knows Amorina and Roxanne Diamond. They’re close. Real close.
The two novices wanted to model naked at SCORE and Joana made the introductions to the SCORE Studio. That’s what friends are for. Both have debuted at SCORELAND.
Now it’s picnic time at the park for the giggling and happy bicycling babes and their ultimate role model and teacher: the great Joana, goddess of big boobs. She’ll make sure her bosom buds reach bliss.
They set up a blanket, but box lunch is not on the menu. The three girls are on the menu.
See it at SCORELAND.
September 13, 2014 by Dave
That’s Joana on the far left. She won 2013 Voluptuous Model of the Year.
In the middle is her good friend Amorina.
And on the far right is another good friend, Roxanne Diamond.
These busty Romanian babes stick together, don’t they?
Turns out that Joana told Amorina and Roxanne about SCORELAND, and since Amorina and Roxanne had the proper credentials, we decided to bring both of them into our satellite studio in Europe.
Roxanne debuted this past Tuesday at SCORELAND. A new set of Joana went up Thursday. And Amorina shows her tits on Monday.
Are you a girl with big tits? Do you have any friends with big tits? Tell them to check out BeASCOREModel.com.
September 11, 2014 by Elliot James
We bow to the Royal Rack. The Countess of Cleavage. The Goddess of Gazongas. The Duchess of Dugs. The Queen of Romanian Ta-Tas. The Sultana of Shabba-doos.
We’re talkin’ Joana! It’s back to Europe again to photograph the long-time SCORE and V-mag covergirl…because Joana is habit-forming and there ain’t no cure!
“The bigger the breasts, the more love you have to give,” Joana said.
A philosophy to live by.
New video and pictorial showing at SCORELAND.
Joana
April 26, 2014 by Elliot James
Get your copy at the eBoobStore.com or at your favorite shop.
A 10-page special about this issue’s covergirls taking over the Dominican Republic. A contest to win Sha Rizel’s signed bra. An interview with Shay Fox.
Angel Wicky and Karen Fisher in XXX bra-busting. The new DVD SCORE Xtra 14 is previewed.
Otis Sweat’s latest “SCORE Next Door” painting. Readers write “Scorecard” with suggestions, ideas and comments. And much more.
Embedded videos in the digital version, a free DVD in most retail store editions.
Get yours today!
In July 2014 SCORE magazine, now on-sale:
Angel Wicky
Christy Marks
Estelle Taylor
Hitomi
Holly Brooks
Joana
Karen Fisher
Marisa Carlo
Sha Rizel
Shay Fox
Valory Irene
March 14, 2014 by Elliot James
I believe that a milestone in big-boob history was made when Joana and Vanessa met for the first time in the Dominican Republic and decided to shoot a game of pool.
Are they huge-chested pool-hall hustlers?
Huge-chested, yes.
Hustlers, no.
The game falls apart as the two spokeswomen from Romania and Poland forge ahead with their summit meeting on the green felt.
There is a lot to be said for international cooperation, although what they do with their natural big boobs may violate the rules of the World Pool-Billiard Association.
Excuse me while I go play some pocket pool and watch their video again.
Joana and Vanessa rack 'em up.
