Tag Archive: Joana
October 16, 2013 by Elliot James
Joana: October 16, 2004, Spain.
Romania’s Joana is a SCORE and V-mag model who’s gotten better and better over the years. Her first mag was the November ’04 Voluptuous. The picture at left was shot on October 16, 2004.
Most models are in it for a few years before they retire from modeling and move on to other pursuits: a different career, marriage, family and all that. Joana’s longevity is impressive.
Joana: 2013, Prague.
Joana practices yoga and follows a vegan diet. She’s slenderized since she started modeling, but she hasn’t lost her boobage. Her hair color is different, but she hasn’t changed all that much.
Joana’s pictorials have been published in 13 TSG magazines to date.
Joana’s never done any boy-girl hardcore scenes, and I don’t expect her to start now. I’m a Joana fan, and I’ve been happy with what she does do. Most of her followers have accepted this over time and rarely bring it up.
A new pictorial and video arrives at SCORELAND on October 26.
December 11, 2012 by Elliot James
Dave blogged about Gabrielle Love’s waitress show yesterday. No one as yet has volunteered the reason we tip better when the server carries large cups.
Last week, I blogged about Babes, Boobs and Beer.
Today, I want to sound the alert about a new Joana Bliss scene going up at SCORELAND.
Joana’s a traditional jug slinger in a rustic European pub, hauling beer before she goes bare.
Who would not want to tap those kegs?
Romanian cupcake Lana Ivans says that a diet rich in corn makes girls’ boobs bigger.
In Bulgaria, a millet-based ale called Boza is claimed to increase breast size.
Others say it’s the hops in beer that mimic estrogen.
Whatever the case, support your local busty bartenders and beer maids and tip them well.
Another question I have is why are all English lady bartenders busty? I’ve gone pub-hopping in London and saw them in every place I went.
Joana next appears in the March ’13 Voluptuous, on-sale January 8, and then in April ’13 SCORE, on-sale January 22.
Drop your hops and show Joana some props.
Check out this clip.
Bottoms up!
Joana serves up a couple of sudsy ones.
November 5, 2012 by Maria
Joana looked amazing in 2006.
Joana looks even more amazing in 2012.
There is a great song from the 80s by Kool and the Gang called “Joanna.”
The lyrics go something like:
Joanna, I love you.
You’re the one,
The one for me.
I’m in love, and I won’t lie,
She’s my girl and always on my mind.
She gives me her love and a feeling that’s right.
Never lets me down, especially at night.
Aren’t those lyrics romantic? Aren’t they full of love and adoration? Well, right up to the part where they sing, Never lets me down, especially at night.
That part sounds suspiciously as if the Joanna they are referring to can give a guy wood throughout the evening hours.
And that is exactly how I feel about Joana Bliss, who came back to us after a six-year hiatus. She looks so goddamn foxy that I can’t help but sing.
And yes, she can also give boob lovers wood all night long.
Joana came back to us and she came back strong, and who doesn’t love a good comeback story?
Who doesn’t love when a model comes out of retirement and comes back, (tits) swinging?
And to be perfectly honest, Joana is one of my favorite comebacks of all time.
She is just so damn beautiful. If the years have been kind to our comeback queens, they have been overly kind to Joana, who looks EVEN BETTER than when she first posed for our lensmen.
Her breasts hang a little lower and her areolae are a little more distended, but overall, Joana looks pretty spectacular. She has really grown into her curves, getting softer in all the right places.
I, for one, cannot WAIT to see more of her at SCORELAND and in V-mag. You guys should be on the lookout for her upcoming comeback pictorial in V-mag. I promise you that it will make you want to sing, too.
Enjoy these two pics of Joana. She’s the one, the one for me.
xoxox,
Maria
August 17, 2012 by Elliot James
The 9th largest nation in the European Union bordered by Hungary, Serbia, Moldavia, Bulgaria and Ukraine.
A country with a rich, complex history.
And a place where many fine-looking, big-boobed ladies live.
We know because we photograph them; sometimes there, sometimes elsewhere, because they take their clothes off.
When getting ready to publish Roxanne Miller’s latest pictures and video the other day, I thought about Romania and what it means to me.
Had I known about their natural resources, I’d have moved there years ago.
Not oil. I mean Lana Ivans, Joana and others.
Here’s our salute to this great nation.
I need more of them for SCORELAND. And I love their accents.
They get a Gold Medal for contributing so many awesome dolls.
Just tell me who to mail it to.
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Sensual Jane
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Roxanne Miller
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Lucy Love
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Lana Ivans
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Joana
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Florri
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Florri
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Estelle Taylor
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Crisa
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Arianna Sinn
January 26, 2011 by Dave
No surprise that our "Model of the Decade" is in the Top 5.
Karina is getting a lot of support. Her big, firm tits don't need much support.
Back in October, I told you about the “20 Greatest Naturals” voting going on in SCORE magazine, in which we’re asking readers to choose their favorite naturals of the SCORE years. To recap, in the September 2001 issue of SCORE, we celebrated our “20 Greatest Naturals.” Now, with the 10th anniversary of that issue fast approaching with the September 2011 issue, we’re going to celebrate the “20 Greatest Naturals” once again, this time including every natural who has appeared in SCORE since 1992.
There were 43 models on the official ballot, which was published in the March and April issues. In alphabetical order: Alexis Love, Angela White, Anna Song, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Autumn-Jade, Bea Flora, Brandy Talore, Carrie Lynn, Cassandra, Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Devon Daniels, Diane Poppos, Faith, Ines Cudna, Inesse, Janet Jade, Joana, Jeannine Oldfield, Jessica Turner, Karina Hart, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Kay, Kerry Marie, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Lisa Phillips, Lorna Morgan, Maggie Green, Melissa Mandlikova, Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Nadine Jansen, Natalie Fiore, Nicole Peters, Sammie Black, Sharday, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Valory Irene and Via Paxton.
I wonder if Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have won "Model of the Decade" for 1990-1999?
We haven't seen Chloe Vevrier for a long time, but she remains super-popular.
Now, before you start complaining that your favorite isn’t on the ballot, you should know that write-in votes were permitted and encouraged.
Anyway, the ballots have been pouring in (which pleasantly surprises me because filling out a ballot with 20 names, including write-ins, takes some time, effort and knowledge). And, so far, a few things stand out:
1. Counting these ballots is interesting, but it’s a pain in the ass.
2. One model has been named on every ballot except one. EVERY BALLOT. Guess who?
3. Danni Ashe, whose tits definitely are not among the largest naturals ever, is getting a lot of support.
4. The top five vote-getters are (in no particular order) Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Merilyn Sakova and Karina Hart.
5. Judging from some of the write-in votes, some guys can’t tell a natural from an augmented pair of tits.
5. Of the 65 girls who have received votes, only 19 have had full sex on camera.
6. The battle for spots 11-20 in the new “20 Greatest Naturals” is going to be very close.
Anyway, that’s all I have to say about this for now. Gotta go back to counting votes. And if you feel like commenting with your “Top 20,” go right ahead. I’m interested in hearing what you have to say. Just one thing: the girl had to have appeared in SCORE at least once to be eligible. And if you’re wondering about that, check the “Model Directory” in SCORELAND.
August 8, 2010 by Maria
By now, you should be familiar with our friend who lives halfway across the world, H.D. from Germany and his amazing illustration and drawing talents. (If you are NOT familiar with his art, click HERE and HERE and be WOW’ed by his work!) H.D. has a great ability to capture some of our favorite models in incredible poses. He also has a penchant for drawing women in knee-high boots. (Hey! He likes boots! I don’t think there is anything wrong with boots!) He has even done some drawings of me, and I cannot complain. I look HOT in hooker boots! H.D. is very talented and is constantly sending me new illustrations. I don’t know about anyone else, but when I see these drawings of some of our models, I am just as hot for them as I would be for actual pictures. I think work this good should be celebrated, so without further ado, check out these eight drawings of some of the all-time, big-titted greats! xoxo Maria
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Linsey Dawn McKenzie
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Kerry Marie
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Joana
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Sharday
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Merilyn Sakova
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Shyla Shy
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Michelle May
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Renee Ross
September 2, 2009 by Maria
Via Paxton makes for the perfect vista.
Gabriella Michaels works a pole when she's out and about.
I live in Miami, the sunniest and sexiest city in the world. On any given day as I drive around town, I will see half a dozen half-naked hotties going about their day. Walking down the street or jogging in the park. Sometimes they are carrying stuff or maybe walking their dogs, but they are almost always half-naked. Women in small tank tops, sports bras and bikini tops, out and about, breasts heaving. (Okay, maybe not all of them are heaving, but I just like the mental imagine that the words “breasts heaving” conjures up. lol) Maybe their lovely, big perkies are coated in a light sheen of perspiration, catching the rays of the sun and emitting a healthy glow. Now sure, I get to see tits all day in all their mammarific majesty
Rachel Love does some gardening in the sunshine.
Joana spreads to to feel the cool breeze on her bare box.
Lisa, like most Busty Island Girls, likes to go au'naturale in nature.
Amber Brooks frolics in the sun and surf.
while I am at work, but I will tell you…there’s nothing like seeing them in all their splendor in the great outdoors. It’s just something about tits in the sunshine. It’s…dare I say it? Heavenly? The only thing that could make it better would be if they all simultaneously ripped their tops off. (Which they do, but only in my dirty mind. lol) So this morning when I got to work I decided to look around SCORELAND for some of my favorite big titters posing in the great outdoors. (Yes, I tackle some hard work at the start of my day! 😉 ) And so without further ado, I bring you TATAS IN THE SUNSHINE! Enjoy SCORELANDERS! xoxo, Maria
This is how all women should exercise in the Great Outdoors.
Lounging in the surf, Jessica Turner looks delicious!
