Tag Archive: Karla James

I’d compare Venera to Merilyn Sakova, but in all honesty, I’d rather get kicked in the balls

June 14, 2011 by Dave 36 Comments
Merilyn Sakova. Superstar. One of the greatest naturals ever.

Merilyn Sakova. Superstar. One of the greatest naturals ever.

Venera. Superstar? Hey, I'm not saying anything. It'll get me in trouble.

Venera. Superstar? Hey, I'm not saying anything. It'll get me in trouble.

For starters and for the record, I’d just like to say that I’m not labeling anyone as “the next” or an all-time great or an instant superstar. We did that about a year and a half ago with Karla James, and SCORELAND members and SCORE readers immediately lashed out. Their problem should have been with me, comparing a newcomer to perhaps the greatest natural ever, but many of them took it out on Karla, which was definitely unfair. Of course, those same members and readers [SPOILER ALERT!] promptly voted her one of SCORE‘s 20 Greatest Naturals in the September 2011 issue (on-sale today at eBoobStore.com), so go figure.

Anyway, for the record, I am not saying that Venera (who debuted on the Blog last week and debuts at SCORELAND tomorrow on the first day of a three-day “Meet Venera” special) is the next Merilyn Sakova or is as good as Merilyn or as pretty as Merilyn or has as good a body at Merilyn. I have my opinions on these matters, but I’m going to keep them to myself.

All I’m saying is that when it comes to slim ‘n’ stacked naturals, Venera and Merilyn are very similar in that they both have the cock-hardening combination of huge tits with a tiny waist and–this is a matter of fact–that combination to such an extreme proportion has been seen very few times in the history of tits and waists.

And that’s all I’m saying.

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Circle of Tits

May 11, 2011 by Dave 9 Comments

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25921_112The perfect symmetry of the original shot (above), taken in late 2001 during the filming of Mega-Boob Olympics, isn’t quite matched in the updated version (right), but creating a circle with six girls is a lot easier than creating one with four. But whenever I look at either of these shots, the same two things go through my mind:

1. I’d really like to be in the middle of that.

2. It must be nice to be a SCORE photographer.

What goes through your mind?

In the shot above, the girls are (starting at six o’clock and going clockwise): Plenty UpTopp, Casey James, Minka, Maxi Mounds, SaRenna Lee and Kayla Kleevage. This shot is a classic, perhaps the most-famous one we’ve ever taken.

In the shot on the right, taken during the filming of the DVD On Location Grand Bahama, the girls are (starting at the top right): Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Arianna Sinn and Taylor Steele.

Makes you kinda dizzy, doesn’t it?

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Winning! June ’11 SCORE is now on sale at your favorite newsstand

March 26, 2011 by Elliot James 9 Comments
June '11 SCORE. Get it and get it good.

June '11 SCORE. Get it and get it good.

The trucks have rolled across North America with their precious supplies of freshly printed SCORE magazines. The cargo jets have flown to the key cities of Europe and elsewhere, just in time for impatient tit-lovers. The June 2011 SCORE is here, now at your favorite store (or get it direct and fast without leaving your bunker of bazookas at eBoobStore).

June is the edition that traditionally announces the winners of the SCORE Award contests. The voting is a combination of paper ballots, emails, on-line polls, carrier pigeons, couriers and stripper-gram messengers. I didn’t envy the voters this year. Choosing must have been mind-freezing. Who to pick? Each contestant is the cream of wonderfulness in her own individual way. This year, a relative newcomer took the Model of the Year prize. Here are the complete results. Congratulations to the winners. But you know, every girl in SCORE is a winner on film and in life. There are no losers among SCORE Girls.

Model of the Year
Eva Notty Winner
Minka 1st Runner-up
Karina Hart 2nd Runner-up
Christy Marks 3rd Runner-up

Newcomer of the Year
Miosotis Winner
Kelly Christiansen 1st Runner-up
Karla James 2nd Runner-up
Kaytee Carter 3rd Runner-up

Big-Boob Hall of Fame
Nicole Peters

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Tits first

February 10, 2011 by Elliot James 10 Comments
Renee Ross: so hot you could make toast between her boobs.

Renee Ross: so hot you could make toast between her boobs.

Karla James: the face, the bod, the boobs.

Karla James: the face, the bod, the boobs.

In a Scorecard letter called “Tits First,” a ticked-off C.A. writes, “I am so fucked off by letters that moan about models not showing pink. As long as the girls are offering up those big tits for me, I’m a happy man, and that should be the way for all true SCORE Men. Ninety-five percent of the models do spread their pussies and asses, anyway, so be happy and shut up.”

C.A. may be a little cranky from reading the comments and letters from members who adamantly insist that if models don’t get explicit, they should be passed over. To me, that’s a ridiculous philosophy.

Natasha: right from the snap.

Natasha: right from the snap.

If a girl is attractive and has big boobs, it doesn’t matter to me if she only wants to pose in a mild way, like Karla or many others we’ve photographed since 1992. I also know that girls like Renee Ross and Natasha Dulce, who do everything, will come along, too.

A lot has to do with the speed of life these days. Everything is fast, faster, fastest. People have short attention spans and even shorter patience. People want it all and they want it all right now. This instant. Technology has caused this. The Smart Phones, the Net, iPads, Twitter, and whatever is going to come next. Me, I move at the speed of boobs, and that’s good enough, for me, at least.

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SCORE’s 20 Greatest Naturals: The voting booths are open!

January 26, 2011 by Dave 25 Comments

No surprise that our "Model of the Decade" is in the Top 5.

No surprise that our "Model of the Decade" is in the Top 5.

Karina is getting a lot of support. Her big, firm tits don't need much support.

Karina is getting a lot of support. Her big, firm tits don't need much support.

Back in October, I told you about the “20 Greatest Naturals” voting going on in SCORE magazine, in which we’re asking readers to choose their favorite naturals of the SCORE years. To recap, in the September 2001 issue of SCORE, we celebrated our “20 Greatest Naturals.” Now, with the 10th anniversary of that issue fast approaching with the September 2011 issue, we’re going to celebrate the “20 Greatest Naturals” once again, this time including every natural who has appeared in SCORE since 1992.

There were 43 models on the official ballot, which was published in the March and April issues. In alphabetical order: Alexis Love, Angela White, Anna Song, Ashley Sage Ellison, Arianna Sinn, Autumn-Jade, Bea Flora, Brandy Talore, Carrie Lynn, Cassandra, Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Danni Ashe, Devon Daniels, Diane Poppos, Faith, Ines Cudna, Inesse, Janet Jade, Joana, Jeannine Oldfield, Jessica Turner, Karina Hart, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Kay, Kerry Marie, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Lisa Phillips, Lorna Morgan, Maggie Green, Melissa Mandlikova, Merilyn Sakova, Miosotis, Nadine Jansen, Natalie Fiore, Nicole Peters, Sammie Black, Sharday, Sophie Mae, Terry Nova, Valory Irene and Via Paxton.

I wonder if Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have won "Model of the Decade" for 1990-1999?

I wonder if Linsey Dawn McKenzie would have won "Model of the Decade" for 1990-1999?

We haven't seen Chloe Vevrier for a long time, but she remains super-popular.

We haven't seen Chloe Vevrier for a long time, but she remains super-popular.

Now, before you start complaining that your favorite isn’t on the ballot, you should know that write-in votes were permitted and encouraged.

Anyway, the ballots have been pouring in (which pleasantly surprises me because filling out a ballot with 20 names, including write-ins, takes some time, effort and knowledge). And, so far, a few things stand out:

1. Counting these ballots is interesting, but it’s a pain in the ass.

2. One model has been named on every ballot except one. EVERY BALLOT. Guess who?

3. Danni Ashe, whose tits definitely are not among the largest naturals ever, is getting a lot of support.

4. The top five vote-getters are (in no particular order) Chloe Vevrier, Christy Marks, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Merilyn Sakova and Karina Hart.

5. Judging from some of the write-in votes, some guys can’t tell a natural from an augmented pair of tits.

5. Of the 65 girls who have received votes, only 19 have had full sex on camera.

6. The battle for spots 11-20 in the new “20 Greatest Naturals” is going to be very close.

Anyway, that’s all I have to say about this for now. Gotta go back to counting votes. And if you feel like commenting with your “Top 20,” go right ahead. I’m interested in hearing what you have to say. Just one thing: the girl had to have appeared in SCORE at least once to be eligible. And if you’re wondering about that, check the “Model Directory” in SCORELAND.

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The SCORELAND voting booths are now open

December 17, 2010 by Elliot James 12 Comments

If you haven’t voted for the SCORE and Voluptuous Awards  through the magazine ballots, now’s your chance to vote in the members area of SCORELAND. The big change this erection season is that V-Mag editor Maria has added several new contests to the Voluptuous contests. The new contests are Areolae of the Year, Ass of the Year, Best XXX of the Year, Bush of the Year, Preggo of the Year and Pussy of the Year. The SCORE contest is the same as before with Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame.

Quite a few of the girls are in both Newcomer contests: Miosotis, Taylor Steele, Jenna Valentine, Kaytee Carter, Shione Cooper, Arianna Sinn and Karla James. This is a big change from previous years.

The polls are open until December 31 which means you have two weeks to make your decision if you haven’t already.

I just hope whoever wins doesn’t raise taxes. Good luck, hot chicks!

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String bikinis: a gift to mankind

November 9, 2010 by Elliot James 1 Comment
Built for the beach.

Built for the beach.

I don’t know for sure who invented the string bikini, the one item all SCORE and Voluptuous girls should pack in their suitcases (besides their bras, tank tops and booty shorts). Whoever created this wearable dental floss, I’d like to shake their hand for bringing happiness to the world. Some sources claim the inventor of the string bikini was a Brazilian fashion model named Rose de Primallio who sewed one quickly for a photo shoot. Another story is that a public relations man and his wife had a designer create a string bikini in 1974 for a show during the opening of a shopping center in the French Quarter of New Orleans.

Ooops, fall out alert!

Ooops, fall out alert!

Another perfect bikini body.

Another perfect bikini body.

Seeing as how Brazil is the center of the universe for the skimpiest, tiniest bikinis girls have worn in public, I’d go with the Brazilian fashion model backstory. String bikinis and extreme bikinis represent all that is good, wholesome and healthy. Before I go to sleep and when I wake up, I give thanks for a.) big boobs and b.) string bikinis. Behind every woman wearing a burka is a woman eager to try on a string bikini. They might even be wearing string bikinis under their burkas and no one would ever know. Check out SCORELAND for more bikini busties.

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Announcing the finalists for the 2010 SCORE Awards. Don’t cry when you see the names of two of the Hall of Fame nominees.

October 21, 2010 by Dave 20 Comments
Is Nicole Peters' rack Hall of Fame worthy?

Is Nicole Peters' rack Hall of Fame worthy?

Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?

Crystal is a former Newcomer of the Year and Model of the Year. Is the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame in her future?

The January ’11 issue of SCORE isn’t officially scheduled to go on sale until November 2, but apparently, the issue has already found its way into several readers’ hands. That’s not surprising. Our subscriber fulfillment department mails out issues as soon as they get them, and many retailers don’t wait until the official on-sale date to put the latest mag on the racks (which is why you sometimes see more than one issue of SCORE or Voluptuous for sale at the same time).

Anyway, the reason I know the January ’11 issue is on-sale is that it’s our annual awards issue, and votes for 2010 Newcomer of the Year, 2010 Model of the Year and the SCORE Big-Boob Hall of Fame are already starting to pour in. Voting will start in the members area of SCORELAND sometime in mid-November.

So, since the proverbial cat is already out of the proverbial bag, here are the finalists in each category.

Newcomer of the Year: Alexa, Angelina Castro, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Karla James, Kaytee Carter, Kelly Christiansen, Miosotis, Shione Cooper and Taylor Steele.

Model of the Year: Angel Gee, Annina, Ashley Sage Ellison, Christy Marks, Daphne Rosen, Daylene Rio, Eva Notty, Indianna Jaymes, Janet Jade, Karina Hart, Maggie Green, Merilyn Sakova, Minka, Morgan Leigh and Natalie Fiore.

Big-Boob Hall of Fame: Alyssa Alps, Autumn-Jade, Casey James, Cindy Cupps, Crystal Gunns, Dawn Stone, Diane Poppos, Inesse, Julia Miles and Nicole Peters.

FYI, a model must have appeared in SCORE during the 2010 publishing year to be eligible for the Newcomer and Model awards. A model must have retired to be eligible for the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. So, yes, that’s the bad news regarding Nicole Peters and Crystal Gunns.

One more FYI: Eagle-eyed boob men will realize that Angelina Castro debuted in 2009 and is somehow eligible for 2010 Newcomer of the Year. That’s because the difference between Angelina now (super-sized) and Angelina then is so drastic, by all intents and purposes, she’s a newcomer.

Got a problem with that?

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What’s in your fantasy?

October 18, 2010 by Elliot James 20 Comments
The hot car wash girl.

The hot car wash girl

The other day, we were talking about male fantasies brought to life on film and what fuels the guy brain. When I use the word fantasy, I mean something that could actually happen in reality (as opposed to having zero gravity sex in space with a lady astronaut). Is it costumes, situations, specific sex acts, locations or the woman’s behavior (assertive or submissive)? How do working women like teachers or saleswomen stack up against popular sex symbols like beauty contestants or strippers in the fantasy department?

The sexy stripper.

The sexy stripper

The sexy teacher.

The sexy teacher

Each of us knows what we’re drawn to. A few years ago, CNBC TV host Bob Berkowitz wrote a book about male fantasies called His Secret Life. One of the most popular fantasies was two women with one man. Men’s Health mentions sex in cabs and elevators in its top five as well as assertive women that make the move first instead of waiting.

The sexy hair cutter.

The sexy hair cutter

I like the nurse, hair cutter and maid daydream myself. I don’t go for fetish-oriented characters like dominatrixes. Getting whipped by a power chick is too much like real life, if you know what I mean. I suppose there are some guys who are actually able to live out all of their fantasies, but there can’t be too many of them.

What’s in your fantasy or fantasies? What do you like? Comment below or email scorecard@scoregroup.com.

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Arianna Sinn: “I have a lot to cream!”

October 7, 2010 by Elliot James 8 Comments
Arianna Sinn: A good reason to strengthen ties with Romania.

Arianna Sinn: A good reason to strengthen ties with Romania.

“Everybody in my family wonders why I have such big breasts,” says Arianna Sinn. “I do not know, but I am happy that I have them. I love them! It was very surprising because I started developing before all the other girls in school, and I developed very fast. The boys liked it, of course.”

It was a great day when Arianna decided to show off her awesome body instead of keeping herself under wraps and living a routine, unknown life, thanklessly toiling at some job. When you find someone like Arianna, lock and load the cameras. That’s why we had to create BustyArianna.com.

What is it about Romania, the Czech Republic, Poland and other Slavic countries that yields such naturally big-boobed girls? I’ve been asking that question since the Communists lost their grip and the girls became free to jump into modeling.  They’re more than busty…they’re great looking, too.

Arianna is a big-breast lover herself. She’s gotten to meet many of the girls she’s only read about in recent months on SCORE shoots.

“I met Miosotis in the D.R., and she is amazing,” Arianna said. “I also met Karla James, Jenna Valentine, Taylor Steele and Natalie Fiore in Grand Bahama. It was a very beautiful place, and I was surrounded by all of these beautiful, big-breasted girls!”

Arianna just finished a new feature movie with five SCORE & V-Mag Girls. They had a blast. More on that soon.

Arianna is now doing full-sex hardcore scenes on BustyArianna.com. Her first scene launched on Tuesday.

“I wanted to do naughty things on camer,” she said. “I said I would. Now I am.”

Thank you, Arianna!

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