The digital version of the January ’16 issue of SCORE is on-sale now at eboobStore.com; the print version officially hits the racks Tuesday, but you may be able to find it already at your local newsstand or adult store. Apparently, some of you already have it because I’ve been receiving votes.
Long-time SCORE readers know that the January issue is always the contest issue, featuring the finalists for Newcomer of the Year, Model of the Year, XXX Performer of the Year and the Big-Boob Hall of Fame. The online voting booth will open at SCORELAND next month, and I don’t want to spoil all the fun by naming all the contestants. But I will tell you that the finalists for Newcomer of the Year are Desiree Vega, Jordan Pryce, Kate Marie, Katie Thornton, Larissa Linn, Liza Biggs (she didn’t make her first SCORE appearance until the 2015 publishing year), Mia Khalifa, Samantha Lily and Shelby Gibson.
Remember, what counts is the 2015 publishing year, not the 2015 calendar year. There’s a big difference, as long-time mag readers also know.
This category is a tough one. No single girl had as much impact on the porn world in 2015 as Mia Khalifa, but she probably doesn’t have the boob power to win. The rest of the field consists of a tantalizing mixture of naturally stacked girls and slim ‘n’ stacked babes in the SCORE tradition.
Who’s your girl?
Also in this issue, the mag debuts of Dolly Fox, Cathy Heaven, Claudia KeAloha and Alexya, plus XXX layouts of Harlow Nyx and Sandra Milka.
And, of course, the ballot. Don’t forget the ballot.
Miss P-Chan from Japan had a plan to be part of the Voluptuous clan. Now, one of the world’s bustiest Asians makes her international magazine debut in the November ’15 Voluptuous. Until now, P-Chan had only appeared in Japanese men’s mags.
“I learned about SCORE from a friend,” P-Chan said. She’ll be back in the February ’16 SCORE magazine.
I am showing you this photo from yesterday’s SCORELAND posting of Katie Thornton to make a point.
Take your eyes off Katie’s tits for a second and check out the dress she’s wearing. See how modest and conservative it is? It’s a flower-print dress. If the average woman went walking down the street wearing this dress, nobody would say a word.
But put the same dress on a girl like Katie and guys’ tongues are hanging out of their mouths and women are shaking their heads and saying, “Slut. Look at that dress she’s wearing.”
But it’s not the dress! It’s the tits! In this case, the tits make the dress. This dress isn’t low-cut, but Katie’s tits make every dress appear to be low-cut.
And that’s her fault? Is “fault” even the appropriate word here? What’s she supposed to do, wear a sack?
Here’s what happens: A busty girl goes shopping. She sees a nice dress like this one. She figures, “Oh, that’s nice. It’s not slutty or too out-there.” The problem is, her tits are out to there and beyond, so there’s just no winning.
Except for us, of course. We win.
Today at SCORELAND, Bridgette B. fucks JMac. Sunday, Liza Biggs in a bikini. Have a great weekend.
Nearly four years have passed since the last episode of SCOREtv aired on SCORELAND. But now, it turns out that the last episode wasn’t the final episode. Didn’t think you’d get rid of me that easily, did you?
SCOREtv, our answer to late-night talk-variety shows, returns to SCORELAND today, and it’ll have a different look. Well, somewhat different. Same set. Same me hosting (but a bit older). Different format.
For SCOREtv‘s revival, we have big-boobed girls, of course, such as Liza Biggs, Katie Thornton, Marie Leone (she graces us with a bra show) and Lila Lovely. But we also have an 18eighteen girl, cute blonde Naomi Woods, and a mature model, 64-year-old Madison Milstar. So now, SCOREtv has something for everyone in the SCORE Group universe.
I’m really glad it’s back. It’s fun to do, one of my favorite projects at TSG. I must admit that it was a lot of fun to stare at Liza Biggs’ giant tits on the SCOREtv set…she looks incredible in the yellow dress she’s wearing. I also got to watch XL Girl Lila Lovely take a bath. I couldn’t keep my eyes off her floating boobs.
Yeah, I know. Tough job.
Katie looks hot rubbing cream into her breasts.
I even liked the 18eighteen girl. Yeah, I admit it. Little tits but perky nipples and nice tan lines. And the MILF…how can a 64-year-old look so good in a bikini?
From the second we saw Katie Thornton, the words “extreme swimsuit body here” appeared like a huge neon sign over her head.
In today’s scene atSCORELAND, Katie wears a suit that must make everyone’s head spin 360 degrees when she goes to the beach or to a pool.
We asked Katie if she has any girlfriends with big boobs like hers.
“Yes, a lot of girls back in my hometown. We all go out and get a lot of attention. So much attention, but I love getting attention. I love to show them off. I’m always popping them out.”
Claudia Marie stops being nervous when the cameras start rolling.
“Mozart and Beethoven were born to write music. Everybody was born to do something. I was born to do this.”
So says Claudia Marie. By “this,” she means sucking and fucking porn cocks on-camera, something she does today at SCORELAND for the first time. Her partner: JMac, and we couldn’t have found a better man for the job.
For example, yesterday in our studio, JMac fucked Annellise Croft’s ass. Annellise had never been ass-fucked on-camera.
But back to Claudia Marie. Born in North Carolina. Lives in Las Vegas. J-cup tits. She got into porn when she was 33.
“I went to one of the industry shows in Vegas with my husband, and one of the companies saw me and said to Robbie, ‘Is that your girlfriend? Would she like to shoot for us?’ I was like, ‘I can’t do that. I’m a southern girl. I can’t do anything like that,’ but I did. My first time, I just about ran out of there. It was nine o’clock in the morning. Who has sex at nine o’clock in the morning? I walked on-set, never having done anything, and I was so scared, my knees were shaking. I was ready to just run out, but as soon as I got on-set, everybody was really nice, and as soon as my clothes came off, the shaking stopped.”
Cock calmed her down?
“I don’t know if it was so much the cock. I was born to do this.”
This is a big event, and we have a big week coming up at SCORELAND. Sheridan Love on Tuesday, Katie Thornton on Thursday, Maserati XXX on Friday, P-Chan’s SCORELAND debut on Wednesday.
Now who, you might be saying to yourself, is P-Chan?
The digital version of the January ’16 issue of SCORE is on-sale now at eboobStore.com; the print version officially hits the racks Tuesday, but you may be able to find it already at your local newsstand or adult store. Apparently, some of you already have it because I’ve been receiving votes.
