Tag Archive: lingerie

Tetas Y Culo! with Daylene Rio

May 29, 2015 by Elliot James

What should Daylene wear to bring the city to its knees?

Say you were going out on a date with Daylene Rio and you could sit in her bedroom as she got dressed. You’d probably want her to try on even more outfits and undies and take her time. What’s the rush, right? You’d want to savor the floor show.

The only danger is the possibility of going out of your fucking mind. I’ve been in the studio when Daylene was either getting dressed or getting undressed, and it made me proud to be a guy.

That’s what’s in store today in Daylene’s pictorial and video “Tetas Y Culo!” (Tits and Ass!), starting with the Latina bomb-bomb getting out of bed and ending with her picking out a tight tube dress and leaving for the day.

Ready to leave giant boners in her wake.

I think the first SCORE reverse-strip pictorial was a layout of the great Dixie Bubbles in the January ’99 edition.

Karina Hart, Natalie Fiore, Christy Marks, Jennica Lynn, Sha Rizel and Arianna Sinn have done the reverse sequence, too.

There’s one with Cat Bangles, coming soon.

I’d like to see Katie Thornton, Joana, Tigerr Benson, Shelby Gibson and Bella French try one.

Who would drive you crazy?

If the bra fits, fuck Amy’s big tits

February 27, 2015 by Elliot James

Amy Anderssen has something she wants to get off her chest.

And something she wants to put on her chest.

And she has Tony, who’s eager to help.

Amy has gone shopping for the garment that’s revered by all at SCORELAND.

Brassieres.

They hold the goodies that Amy loves so dear. She loves to shop for them. Dressing her big boobs is very important to Amy.

After Amy tries out her new hooter holsters, she wants to try-out Tony’s cock. And does she give it some workout.

Starts today!

And tomorrow, the amazing Liza Biggs is back for more sex, sex, sex including booty bonking. Dave can tell you about that.

A double-feature boob-o-rama with two busty super-babes in heat. Sweet!

Amy has something she wants to get off her chest.

Boobs denied gravity

June 5, 2014 by Elliot James

French scientist says bras don't help.

Dr. Jean-Denis Rouillon, a professor of sports science at the University Hospital of Besançon in France, has concluded that women would be better off not wearing bras.

Dr. Rouillon has spent 15 years studying tits. SCORE topped that record by seven years and we’re still studying them.

“Medically, physiologically and anatomically, breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra,” Rouillon claimed.

You can imagine how the bra industry felt about this announcement. A lot of bra wearers who read about his study did not accept it either. I’m not so sure either.

“This might be true for girls with small boobies, but for girls with D cups or DD cups and bigger, excuse me, but gravity will only take over. Running a marathon if you are DD or FF would be incredibly uncomfortable,” said one female critic of Rouillon’s hypothesis.

“These are preliminary results,” Dr. Rouillon said in a follow-up. “The small sample of 320 young women is not representative of the entire population. That would require something like 300,000 subjects. We will simply have to recruit a larger sample of the female population, and conduct further research.”

It’s a tough job but someone has to do it and Dave and I don’t have the time to help out even though it sounds like fun. I suppose you can write the Doc care of University Hospital in Besançon and volunteer.

To bra or not to bra? That is the question.

Visit the new eBoobStore.com. Same great big boobs. Same sexy girls.

May 1, 2014 by Elliot James

The new eBoobStore is ready for you to check out.

It’s more-streamlined, sleeker, user-friendly and still the same treasure trove of TSG magazines, DVDs and novelties. It’s the biggest store for big-boob stuff on the Web. Check it out and browse the descriptions and the video samples. If you get lost in the aisles, call for help. We’re here to assist you. Click here to enter.

Spend some time in the new eBoobStore.com.

SCORELAND asks: Do you go with your wife, girlfriend or lady friend when she goes bra shopping?

October 19, 2013 by Elliot James

Yes, we would go bra shopping anywhere with Terry Nova. Even in her closet.

We asked in a Poll, “Do you go with your wife, girlfriend or lady friend when she goes bra shopping?”

Most guys have to be dragged along on any kind of female shopping safari. “Can we go home now?” is a familiar lament heard in malls and stores around the world.

However, for this all-important garment, so dear to our hearts and so near to their hearts, the answers were different.

Our survey revealed that:

19% said yes.

33% answered yes and said they offered feedback on her choices during bra selection.

44% said no.

3% said their girl buys her bras on-line, not at stores, depriving them of the pleasures of sitting near or even in the dressing room of the ladies’ lingerie section, depending on how liberal the management is.

So the yeas beat the nays.

Going along on a bra-shopping trip is a healthy activity for men.

Brassieres. They hold the things we love so dear.

July 25, 2013 by Elliot James

Brassieres. They hold the boobs we love so dear.

This is the strange case of Otto Titzling and Philipe de Brassiere, two women’s garment designers who both claimed to be developers of what is now the modern bra. Or did they? I researched this tale for the truth.

The story that’s been floating around for some time now, especially on Internet web sites, is that a German-born engineer named Otto Titzling created that wonderful garment that is now known as the bra for his neighbor, a stacked and packed opera singer named Swanhilda Olafsen.

Both lived in the same New York City boarding house in 1912, and Otto’s design for Swanhilda’s over-the-shoulder boulder-holders led to him plunging deeper into the cleavage of women worldwide.

Among Otto’s subsequent creations were padded bras, the famous “falsies,” and the first front-fastening bra (we call them front loaders at SCORE). Unfortunately, Otto, despite his many credentials, neglected to patent his “bra,” although he did patent the later improvements he made on his first bra.

Then, in the early 1930’s, trouble started when a Frenchman named Phillipe de Brassiere began manufacturing his own line of bras supposedly based on Titzling’s original designs. Brasierre was a well-known and fashionable ladies clothing designer with a more polished demeanor than Titzling.

A brutal lawsuit began which lasted from 1934 until 1942 when Brassiere won the jury case. During the trial each man brought out real women to model their hooter holsters. Brassiere’s model was a beauty, earning her a lot of exposure. There was even a sexy photo of her in a popular magazine of the time, The Police Gazette, under the headline “I Did It All For The Bra.”

Otto did get a small jury settlement, but the strain of fighting the case for years crushed him. He died in ’42 from the strain of his financial losses and the emotional bruising. And that’s why the modern bra is often referred to as “The Brassiere” and not a “Tit-Sling.”

Sounds like a great story, right? Good for a PBS Masterpiece Theater series?

The only thing is, it was a historical hoax, and a widespread one, in the wake of a 1971 book by Wallace Rayburn called Bust-Up: The Uplifting Tale of Otto Titzling.

Rayburn previously had written a 1969 book about Englishman Thomas Crapper, crediting him with having created the flush toilet (he did not, although he was a sanitary engineer).

In another version of the story, Titzling invented his bra with the assistance of Hans Delving, designing it for a Swedish athlete named “Lois Lung.”

Over the past 42 years, the story of Titzling Vs. Brassiere has been accepted by countless newspapers, magazines and websites, as well as being debunked by other lingerie historians. Yet, their saga continues to carry on with a life of its own.

 

Today at SCORELAND, prepare to fall in love with Holly Brooks. Or, if you’d like, just jack to her.

June 5, 2013 by Dave

I did a Blog video with Holly Brooks, who makes her SCORELAND solo debut today and goes hardcore Thursday and Friday. After watching this Blog video, Elliot emailed me, “You sound exactly like a 42nd street peep show sleaze in the beginning. My compliments. Show World time. With her, it’s perfect.”

I’m assuming many of you know what Show World is (or was) and where it was. If not, imagine guys with voices like mine talking to girls like Holly.

Man, do I sound creepy. Enjoy anyway. Holly’s very cute.

The forecast: Winter, Snow and Storms

February 8, 2013 by Dave

Journey deep inside the minds of big-boob lovers and you’ll find…thoughts about big tits!

July 5, 2012 by Dave

Lori Pleasure, dressed for dinner at one of L.A.'s best.

A lot of people comment on the SCORELAND Blog, but I’ve found that some of the most-interesting feedback we get is from the polls. So let’s check out what Blog readers have been saying.

A few months ago, we asked, “You’re going out to dinner with your wife or girlfriend. She’s wearing fuck-me pumps, a short skirt and a top that her tits are pouring out of. What do you do?”

A. Ask her to put on something less-revealing.

B. Enjoy dinner, the view and the jealous stares of other men.

C. Stay home, order in and fuck all night.

My faith in mankind was truly reinvigorated by the results of this poll. The winner: “Stay home, order in and fuck all night” at 58%, followed by “Enjoy dinner, the view and the jealous stares of other men.” Ask her to put on something less-revealing” received almost no support, and I have to wonder, you guys who voted for “A”…what exactly were you thinking?

Dors Feline proves that plumpers look sexy in monokinis.

Then we asked: “SCORE‘s annual swimsuit issue has arrived. What kind of bathing suit do you want to see your favorite busty babe wearing?”

And the winner: string bikini, followed by monokini, followed by regular bikini, followed by regular one-piece. In other words, extremely revealing, followed by very revealing, followed by revealing, followed by not-so-revealing. Again, my faith in mankind has been reinvigorated. I think if one of the choices had been “nothing,” it would have received a lot of votes, too.

And these days, we’re asking, What do you like most about women’s bodies after big boobs?

Are feet "other"? Can you guess whose feet these are?

This one is surprising me. Pretty face is winning, followed by great ass and voluptuous figure tied for second, then slim waist, nice pussy, great legs, nice hair and other.

Other? What else is there? I’m not even sure why we included that choice.

I was pretty sure that most of you would go for “great ass” since, as we’ve discussed, there’s a school of psychology that says that men see tits as an ass substitute. But pretty face? Impressive. Although I’m not so sure about that. Quickly…name your favorite SCORE Girl. Now, without looking at a photo, tell me what color eyes she has.

 

 

 

 

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