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Best of the SCORELAND Blog: Reading the mind of the SCORE Man through the SCORELAND Blog polls

September 18, 2022 by Dave

The biggest surprise was that so many of you have secretly photographed a busty girl in public.

By the way, this is a democracy, and majority rules, so for the sake of clarity, I’ve only posted the most popular answer to each poll question.

Do you read the copy that accompanies the photos and videos on SCORELAND and the pictorials in magazines? Yes,  always.

What would be your dream date with your favorite big-boobed model? Something fun, and if it leads to sex, great.

Linsey is the greatest SCORE model ever. You say so.

Christy Marks was voted “Model of the Decade” 2000-2009 by SCORELAND members. Of the following four choices–Christy Marks, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Chloe Vevrier and SaRenna Lee–who do you think is the greatest SCORE model ever? Linsey Dawn McKenzie

Does age matter to you when it comes to busty models? No. Not at all.

Have you ever gotten into a car accident or walked into something because you were checking out a busty babe? No. I’m a very good multi-tasker.

What slang word for breasts do you use most often? Tits.

Do you ever watch  porn on your cell phone? No.

Have you ever dated a girl solely because of her big tits? Yes, and I enjoyed it.

When you are fucking, where is your favorite place to cum? In the girl’s pussy.

What is your favorite way to masturbate? While watching a video.

Are you a member of SCORELAND? Yes. I’m a monthly member.

Harmony Heart never forgets the balls.

When a girl is giving you a blow job, what should she suck? Head, shaft and suck those balls, too!

How much hair should a busty babe have on her pussy? Just a little, nicely trimmed.

How do you feel about busty models smoking in photos and videos? It’s definitely not hot. Smoking is disgusting.

What is your feeling about Blu-Ray and adult videos? I don’t own a Blu-Ray player and have no desire to watch Blu-Ray adult videos.

What do you most like to see a stacked model wearing at the start of her photo shoot or video? Tight top.

What is your favorite kind of XXX big-boob video? Third-person (you are an external observer).

Have you ever walked up to a woman you didn’t know (other than a hooker or stripper) and asked to feel her tits? Of course not. Do you think I’m crazy?

How do you feel about photos and videos of busty, pregnant women? I don’t like them.

My favorite type of busty model is young, slim and natural; young, slim and augmented; over 30 and natural; over 30 and augmented; a plumper; mega-boobed. Mega-boobed.

 

Tits, face, ass…no reason to choose with Karina. She has it all!

When looking at a model, put the following in order of importance from most important to least important: Tits, ass and face. Tits, face, ass.

What size should the guy’s cock be in a XXX scene? Why the hell would I care about a guy’s cock?

In a big-tit hardcore video, where should the guy cum? On her tits.

Do you enjoy eating pussy? Yes!

Which would you rather see in a photo set or video: A D-cupper getting fucked every which way; an E- or F-cupper who shows everything; a mega-stacked babe who only shows her tits? A D-cupper getting fucked every which way.

Have you ever secretly photographed a busty girl in public? Yes.

What is your favorite type of sex to have with a busty girl? Fuck her tits.

What is your favorite type of scene in a big-tit XXX movie? Tit fuck.

What is your favorite costume for a busty model to wear: nurse, schoolgirl or teacher? Nurse.

What goes on in a girl’s bathroom is an ongoing research project at SCORELAND

September 26, 2020 by Elliot James

A Voluptuous magazine reader wrote: “Diana is a gem: short, pale, big tits, no tats, brunette. The most adorable, innocent face. I love that she ‘crossed one off her bucket list’ and almost immediately went hardcore.”

I was happy to read that. Diana Eisley is one of the best recent finds. She debuted in late 2019,  discovered by total happenstance.

Watching sexy girls shower is one of the most productive hobbies a man can have. Please note I recommend getting permission from the girl first.  Today, we have the lovely and sweet-faced Diana.

Sleepy head Diana reluctantly gets out of her warm bed to start the day with a shower. Diana soaps her peaches-and-cream skin and trims her bush garden but doesn’t shave it off. She also gives herself a little hand because a lot of girls like to start the day with a smile.

I propose a DVD of just girls taking showers.

 

Krystal Swift’s water wings

January 9, 2018 by Elliot James

There’s a joke that retirement for many models is a three-week vacation. Krystal Swift took a break (we thought she had quit), returned and dropped out of sight again, and now she’s back for another spin. For how long we can’t say.

“I don’t need to draw attention because everybody knows that my boobs are huge,” Krystal told us. “I get a lot of attention every day.”

It may sound sick and perverted, but one of my favorite Krystal videos is the one she did a few years ago in which the Czech blonde is ironing a dress.

Krystal started in nude modeling after a photographer saw her. Later on…”When I saw a porn video for the first time, I wanted to try it myself. I liked it and people say I’m good at it.”

Krystal Swift has pliable water wings.

 

Pull it out for the Polish princess

December 24, 2017 by Elliot James

Vanessa Y. speaks in Polish, not English, for the first time ever on-camera in the opener of today’s video. I don’t know what Vanessa is murmuring as she picks up what looks like a Polish sausage, but she makes everything she says sexy. I like to hear models like Hitomi and Erin Star speak in their native languages, whether or not I know what they’re saying. They could be reading their grocery lists for all I care. I think hearing Shara Lopez and Katy Shavon speak Spanish adds an extra layer of hotness to their videos.

Wrote CJRockenfield on the Blog a few days ago, “I’d really like Queen Goddess Vanessa Y. to become the first-ever three-time winner of Voluptuous Model of the Year! We haven’t seen her, though for like five months now (so sad and lonely), so I’m also praying to see her face and body back here soon! I’d love to see her for Christmas. Any chance? And as often as possible throughout 2018, doing all the things she does, and maybe some new surprises.”

Well, CJ, you got your Christmas wish, and we’re sure Vanessa is pleased. We’ve also added a Bonus video of Vanessa’s boobs in motion.

That’s not a Polish sausage.

 

Ariane’s French kiss

December 17, 2017 by Elliot James

In Montreal, French-Canadian super-sized brunette Ariane Saint-Amour is in the kitchen to teach us some French words. She’s brought some training tools for the lesson.

Playing with her enormous tits and spreading her pussy lips, Ariane really knows how to make kitchen magic.

There are no banana eating contests in Montreal clubs. Ariane would win every one if there were.

Jasmine Jae, Princess Pumpkins & Vanessa Y. are the weekend showstoppers at SCORELAND

July 22, 2017 by Elliot James

Jasmine Jae has a good sense of humor. She said the kind of dates she likes to go on are, “Any date that ends up with me getting a dick in at least one of my holes.” She’s a double-penetration specialist like Cathy Heaven and Tigerr Benson.  (Everybody’s a specialist these days, like doctors and lawyers.) “I love getting DP’ed. Both my holes getting filled at the same time is pretty much a guaranteed way to make me cum.”

Jasmine Jae likes at least two men working her over.

Princess Pumpkins shows how she squeezes her 32T boobs into bras, laying out a selection of her hooter holsters on the bed. When her bra try-outs end, Princess tickles her nipples and golden-haired pussy. “I’ve never found a bra big enough to fully fit,” Princess said. “My boobs are too big and my back is too small.” Keep in mind that Princess stands 5′ and her tits measure 50-inches.

Princesss Pumpkins has an incredible profile.

Vanessa Y.‘s scene is a little weird but the two-time Vmag Model of the Year winner always comes up with something different. This time she’s tied-up and gagged by an unseen, black-gloved mystery man. A red rope crisscrosses her body. The hands feel her up, play with her big boobs and bush and touch her nipples in P.O.V. When I first saw it, it reminded me of one of Dario Argento’s Italian thriller movies.

Vanessa Y. always comes up with different ideas. This one is kinky.

The post-graduate study of Daria and her soft curves

July 15, 2017 by Elliot James

I asked university graduate and big-boobed girl-next-door Daria why she decided to accept SCORE‘s invitation last year to show off every bare inch.

“I like to feel sexy and beautiful and posing makes me feel that way,” Daria answered. “It has given me confidence in many ways. I am more assured now. When I was offered this chance, I was happy to try it. I liked it right away.”

When people meet her and can’t help but notice how big her chest is, do they ask her if she models?

“It’s hard to guess that I’m a model in regular life. People have an idea in their minds of a model that fits a certain way from TV and magazines. Very thin and tall with long legs. A look like that.”

In a separate Bonus video, Daria sings. It’s something she’s done all her life. This girl’s a charmer, I’m telling you.

Russian doll Daria. Hear her singing voice in a separate Bonus video.

Loyalty when jacking…do you start and finish to the same girl?

May 3, 2017 by Dave

Vanessa is certainly worthy of a start-to-finish jack.

The new poll question, “When you masturbate, how often do you start and finish with the same model?”, was something I was thinking about this morning. Perhaps the question should have been worded, “Do you start and finish with the same photo or video of the same model?” I know for me, it’s a rare occasion that I do. I’ll start somewhere and end up somewhere else, and most of the time, I have no idea where I’m going to end up. Something slips into my mind. Then I think, “Oh, that girl,” or “Oh, that scene.” It’s one of the great things about the Internet; you can switch from one girl to another, one scene to another, almost seamlessly. In the old days, I used to have to keep a pile of SCOREs and Vmags by my side. Actually, I still do. As I’m writing this, every issue of SCORE and Vmag dating back to the very beginning is to my left.

So, today at SCORELAND, I’ll probably start with the new photos and videos of Vanessa Y., but is that where I’ll finish? Will I stay loyal to Vanessa? Judging by my history, probably not.

How about you?

The reason Cat Bangles needs longer fingers

March 1, 2017 by Dave

Enjoy the view.

Cat Bangles, rounder, softer and plusher, returns to XLGirls.com today for a solo scene. I never asked Cat this question, but I betcha if she could have any one wish granted, it would be to have longer fingers. The better to finger her tight, wet, pink Latina cunt even deeper than she already does. I’ve never seen a girl as eager to get her fingers as deep into her fuck holes as Cat is. Cat loves it hard and deep, and she gives it to herself hard and deep in this scene.

Cat has big, fat, natural tits with dark areolae. She has curves that go on forever. She has plenty of cushion for the push-in. She has a huge clit and a big ass. She loves to show off every inch of her goodness. She’s of Puerto Rican heritage and lives in New England. Last I heard, she was working in a donut shop. Can you imagine the traffic of horny policemen that donut shop must attract? Talk about Dunkin’ Donuts! How many customers must’ve wanted to dunk their junk into Cat’s trunk.

It absolutely boggles the mind that Cat never did a XXX threesome with two guys until this past December. All we had to do was ask. Cat is too polite to say no.

Said Cat, “I usually play with myself before I go on a date so I can focus on him and not think about sex the whole time unless I’m too horny. Then we could have sex in the middle of our date and then finish our date after that!”

I don’t think she plays hard to get.

Maya Milano today. Dulcinea tomorrow.

February 25, 2017 by Elliot James

Maya Milano has the entire spa to herself in today’s scene.  Maya can get totally naked, go skinny-dipping and blow our minds as usual with her anatomy award-winning body. One of the most beautiful girls at SCORELAND, Maya said she missed the action.

“The more I thought about it, the more I wanted to come back. I am reserved in my everyday life. I can have fun when I model. I enjoy the experience and when I see girls like me, Demmy Blaze, Juliana Simms, Joana and the new girl Daria, I can relate to them. I feel I am in good company.”

Wonder what it would be like to see her in a Wonder Woman costume.

Dulcinea’s at poolside outdoors in her bikini scene, and she’s got lots of privacy, too. No heads peeking through the palm trees. Dulcinea’s one of those girls who’s as hot in her solos as she is in her hardcore scenes. She bounces and slaps her tits fast and fingers herself so hard, you can hear her palm slapping against her pussy.

“I learned how to cum with no stimulation, no toys, fingers, nothing,” Dulcinea told me. “It’s called a Tantric or hands-free orgasm. I can do this anytime I want, but I will reach for a toy if I want to feel something inside me.”

Tomorrow at SCORELAND. It’s only a day away.

Dulcinea. Even Don Quixote would jack.