Tag Archive: Maxi Mounds
May 31, 2021 by Elliot James
Here are three guys, longtime SCORE fans, who have been inspired to create their art of big boobs. They have been featured on SCORELAND and in SCORE magazine for years.
Superwoman Lacey Legends.
First up is a man who calls himself The Saint. He’s a charter subscriber. The first dancer he ever saw (and who became a huge inspiration) was Zoryna Dreams in the October 1992 issue. “I started going to strip clubs in October of 1992,” the New Yorker said. “After seeing Zoryna on Howard Stern’s show, I knew I had to see her in person on her next visit to New York.”
Dreams. Zoryna Dreams. Shaken not stirred.
Over the years, The Saint went clubbing regularly and met Joey Karson, Lisa Lipps, Europe DiChan, Colt 45, Pandora Peaks, Tawny Peaks, Kimberly Kupps, Staci Staxxx, Sofia Staks, Bunny Glamazon, Bambi the Amazon, Chrissy Paris, Plenty Uptopp, Nikki Knockers, Alyssa Alps, Casey James, Busty Dusty, Crystal Storm, Lacey Legends, Heather Hooters, Candy Cantalopes, Angel Eyes, Angel Bust, Kayla Kleevage, Crystal Gunns, Montana, Maxi and Mini Mounds and many more luminaries of the super-busty stage.
“My favorite SCORE covers are Lisa Lipps, September 1993 and Plenty Uptopp, January 1998,” he said. “Why? Both were perfect shots for reference in regard to pin-ups, and in both, the gals looked like they were ready to kick ass and take names.”
Artists he admires: Adam Hughes, Dave Stevens, Otis Sweat, Jack Henslee, Kevin Taylor, and Matt Baker. He uses pencil and ink with design marker to color his illustrations.
Art by Pauly of Artofpencil.
Pauly of Pauly Arts is a musician and artist. “I definitely create women that are such a rarity in real life that you see one every eight months or so…girls who make you freeze in your tracks and just stare to record the vision in your head because sadly she will soon be gone.” His first inspiration? “I had a substitute teacher for two days who had the biggest, jiggliest breasts, and as we Italians say, I was struck by the thunderbolt!” His favorite SCORE covers? “Anything with my buddy Vanessa Montagne, SaRenna Lee and Sharday. I loved the Lisa Lipps cover shot from August ’96 SCORE.” Pauly wrote the short story “The Diary of Suzy Pratt” for the August ’95 SCORE, illustrated by Jack Henslee. “It’s the story of a tomboy who blossoms through exercise and surgery and blows all the guys away, only to find she’s a bisexual who loves big tits and women who love big tits! My favorite theme!” Pauly sells shirts and other items with his chesty ladies emblazoned on them at Cafepress under “big_breast_art.”
Halloween art by Pauly.
Matt, a.k.a. Thor, is an artist in California who’s found tremendous inspiration in SCORE and Voluptuous models.
Eye candy for the male brain.
“Once again, I tell you, without SCORE, I don’t think I would have continued my pursuit of art,” Matt said. One of his mainstays is Merilyn Sakova. “Whoever found Merilyn to pose for SCORE has been an inspiration to me to make art.” He also digs Morgan Leigh. “Indianna Jaymes and Jenna Valentine seem to be my new favorites,” Matt said.
Merilyn is Matt’s muse.
January 30, 2014 by Elliot James
Colt at the Booby Trap club in Miami, 2001.
I don’t know why the name Colt 45 popped into my head this morning. It’s not her birthday. I’m not expecting the phone to ring today and hear her voice.
I mean the three-time SCORE magazine covergirl and former feature dancer. Not the malt liquor. You SCORE veterans remember her well.
I haven’t heard from Colt 45 or anything about her in a long time. I haven’t seen Colt since 2007. Colt was never one for emails and I’d be shocked if she was on any of those social network sites because she doesn’t seem the social networking type, Tweeting every day.
Colt used to talk about the glory days of big-bust feature dancing in the 1990s and she really loved the action, traveling from city to city. She enjoyed the guys who came out to see her at places like Private Eyes in New York City. She enjoyed the camaraderie between her fellow dancers when she got together with them for a midnight meal after their shows. Every dancer I know loves her, from Alyssa Alps to Minka.
How many SCORE Girls can you name?
I used to go to Flashdancers and other clubs to see SCORE Girls perform on stage. Those were great years, starting around 1989 and lasting through the ’90s until most club managers stopped booking the big-bust dancers in the 2000’s.
The dancers that were stacked like Colt built a personal following from being on the road and featuring at clubs three weeks a month that today’s web-cam models sitting in their bedrooms can never experience.
Colt in the dressing room at Flashdancers, Christmas 2000.
One of the last shows Colt did was in 2006 at an event called “Boobapalooza” at the La Boheme Gentlemen’s Cabaret in Denver, Colorado. She was with Maxi Mounds, Crystal Gunns and Kayla Kupcakes. This may have been the last of the mega-busty group shows at a strip club. Except for a handful of busty feature dancers such as Stephanie Stalls, the party’s over. For now, anyway. I was happy to hear from one of our readers that he recently met Rachel Rocketts dancing in a club called Bouzouki in Detroit.
I hope Colt’s enjoying life back in Corpus Christi, Texas and doing her two favorite things: renovating and selling houses and fishing. Yes, Colt 45 likes to fish. The only model I ever met who likes to fish. I can imagine Colt wearing those long wading boots and a fisherman’s hat. And nothing else.
Colt put the boom in boom-boom.
June 14, 2013 by Elliot James
On this day, June 14, I looked into the SCORE Archive for some flag wavers in honor of Flag Day.
This is the SCORE way of honoring the American flag, and these honeys wave their big flags well.
Flag Day in Australia is September 3, but Angela White has brought a lot of happiness to American boob-men, so I’ve added her too.
Rockell.
Summer.
Amber.
Crystal.
Kayla & Maxi.
Angie.
March 4, 2013 by Elliot James
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Alexis Love born March 10.
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Hannah Callow born March 9.
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Kellie Garnett born March 7.
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Chelsea Charms born March 7. (Maxi Mounds gets a boob head.)
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Gya Roberts born March 5.
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Angela White born March 4.
October 28, 2012 by Elliot James
Anjii Ross is back on October 30.
Jugs, melons, tits, hooters, bazooms, knockers, headlights, boobs and sweater stretchers. Just a few beloved slang terms for female breasts.
What do they call boobs in other languages? I have pondered this subject for a long time.
So I hit the books and did my research, coming up with this compilation of titty terms from around the globe. And globes is yet another boobish word, come to think of it.
Afrikaans: bors
Arabic: biz
Chinese: nu nu
Finnish: rintas
French: poitrines; seines; mamelles
German: mopse; titten
Hungarian: cici; didi; didko; mell
Indonesian: dadas
Italian: zinne
Japanese: oppai; kyonyuu (huge breasts); dekapai (huge breasts described in a dirty way)
Macedonian: cicki
Norwegian: brysters
Portuguese: peitos
Polish: cycki
Quebecois: boules
Romanian: tites
Russian: siski
Spanish: chichis; repisas; tetas,
Swahili: kifua
Swedish: tuttar; brosters
Swiss-German: chabis
Yap (Micronesia): thuuth
So now we can all say knockers in Yap. Who says we are not in search of academic excellence at SCORE?
If SCORELAND Blog readers know of any titular expressions in other languages, feel free to comment below.
And happy birthday to:
Maxi Mounds, born October 25
Karen Fisher, born October 26
Alexis Silver, born October 27
August 7, 2012 by Dave
Mega-Boob Olympians, circa 2002. In the top row, Kayla, Maxi and Plenty. In the bottom row, Casey, SaRenna and Minka. All XXX Olympic Gold Medalists.
Haley Hills, going for the Gold!
So, I’m bouncing around from channel to channel the other day, and I head over to NBC, and the information bar at the top of the DirecTV screen reads as follows:
XXX Olympics.
Am I’m like, “Really? When’s the 100-meter tit-fuck?”
So I watch, but all I got was a lot of cameltoe I didn’t want to see and flat-chested women’s gymnasts who look like they’re eight years old.
I don't watch Olympic wrestling. I watch pro wrestling. But I would watch Olympic wrestling if it was like this.
Then, today, I’m surfing the Net and I see this headline: “XXX Olympics Tops Week 46 Viewing.”
Well, of course it does. But talk about misleading advertising.
Anyway, you all know where to go if it’s XXX Olympics you’re looking for.
Yes, indeed, this is the place. SCORELAND, I mean.
Combined cup size of all female Olympic athletes other than Serena Williams: B-cup.
Combined cup size of all the models at SCORELAND: a gazillion-cup.
August 3, 2012 by Elliot James
The candid cleavage camera of SCORELAND‘s Boob Bloopers returns, selected from SCORE‘s hooter haul of tittillicious tatas, magnificent mounds, naughty norks, boobalicious bristols, bouncing bumpers and jumping jubblies. SCORE Girls do the funniest things.
Sophie is always ready to lend a hand.
Give Terry a pair of big balls and she's happy.
Maxi Mounds is always in search of new experiences.
Kaylee O'Toole enjoys good sax.
Merilyn needs her coffee first thing in the AM.
Janet Jade gets an approval.
April 26, 2012 by Maria
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On Location Key Largo (The Titans): Kayla Kleevage, Casey James, Maxi Mounds, SaRenna Lee, Minka, Plenty UpTopp
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On Location Big Boob Paradise: Terry Nova, Angela White, Christy Marks, Lorna Morgan, Gianna Rossi
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On Location Grand Bahama: Karla James, Arianna Sinn, Jenna Valentine, Taylor Steele
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On Location Hungary: Christy Marks, Jasmine Black, Terry Nova, Karina Hart, Kristy Klenot, Melissa Mandlikova
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On Location Key Largo: Kerry Marie, Chaz, Chloe Vevrier, Lorna Morgan, Desiree
Ah, the lineup. That moment on-location somewhere beautiful when all the sexy babes on vacation with us come together like a Beatles song, standing side-by-side, tits held high, like a summit of stackdom. It’s fucking glorious and one of my favorite things about location shoots.
It’s like a buffet of tits for your dick. It’s that good.
Because, really, when will you ever see a feast of flesh this amazing anywhere else? I don’t care where you live or where you shop, there is no way that one day, five scantily clad, stacked babes are gonna show up and stand side-by-side in big-tit harmony like this at your local supermarket or mall.
It ain’t happening.
And, really, this is what we’re known for at SCORELAND. The big-tit vacation and subsequent lineup are…like…our thing. We are good at it. I would venture to say that no one does it better.
I mean, I saw it IN PERSON once when I went on-location to Hungary, and it was impressive. Busty, topless hotties all grouped together, giggling and shaking their tits at one another…have mercy, it was like I died and went to big-tit heaven.
So today, I salute the lineup and all the babes who sand tall and proud and say, “Hey, I have big tits and so do these gals standing next to me. Please, stare at them.”
It almost brings a tear of joy to my eye.
xoxo,
Maria
February 29, 2012 by Elliot James
A small amount of Boob Cruise 2K issues were just discovered.
The warehouse men were organizing some shelves when one of them found a dusty box tucked away in a forgotten corner high up on a shelf out of sight.
He opened it to find pristine, mint-condition copies of the long-sold out Holiday 2000 SCORE.
This was the Boob Cruise 2000 issue, the chronicle of the fifth and final SCORE sailing, this time on the Windjammer ship, The Legacy, in April, 2000. The ship sailed out of St. Thomas in the US Virgin Islands and on to such islands as St. Croix, Jost Van Dyke and Sandy Cay.
What a group of passengers! Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan, Maxi Mounds, Donita, Ariana, Adina, Jessica Justice, Windy Leigh, Melody Foxxe, Tanya Danielle, Dawn Stone, Casey James, Brittany Love and Minka all on one very cool sailing ship. Joining them was Alyssa Alps. Alyssa wrote the ship’s log for the magazine that year.
I was on that ship. My associate E. and I had the job of recording the daily activities on-board and on the islands we visited. He and I didn’t sleep much that week. But sleep could wait until our return to the States. Every day, we would photograph what the girls were up to, day and night, and write the logs, then beam it at night to the SCORE building in Miami.
We had a portable satellite dish that we’d set up on various parts of the ship depending on the time and weather conditions. It was an experiment in the unknown. We didn’t know if it would work, but it did. Every day, SCORELAND members would log in and see the latest pictures and read about what was going on that day. We couldn’t transmit video from the ship, but back then, posted videos on the Net were one-minute clips. Anyone reading this remember the early days of the Web?
That week is still archived at SCORELAND in the “Galleries” section.
Anyway, that 164-page Holiday 2000 SCORE was the most highly anticipated edition of 2000, and when it hit the stores, it had the biggest “sell-through” ever of any SCORE mag. It has full layouts of all of the girls, lots of candid pictures of all of the activities on deck and on the islands and, of course, there’s Alyssa’s daily log of life in the Caribbean with an army of naked SCORE Girls. Double-A was the longtime “On The Road” columnist at SCORE, and she was the perfect scribe for this job.
If you never owned this issue, get one now while we have them. I thought all the copies were long gone, cleaned-out.
I have a copy at home wrapped in plastic and untouched since 2000.
I’ve seen this issue selling at used-magazine websites for 22 bucks.
We’re selling it for $10 postpaid, an unbeatable price.
About to leave for the airport to St. Thomas, USVI.
The wild scene at Miami International Airport.
October 25, 2011 by Elliot James
Maxi Mounds born October 25.
Karen Fisher born October 26.
Alexis Silver born October 27.
Ruth Tyler born October 28.
Reyna Mae born October 29.
Deena Duos born October 29.
Kiko Lee born October 29.
Ashley Heart born October 30.
