Nineteen years ago, the Tesco supermarket chain asked its suppliers to grow smaller melons. Psychological experiments revealed that people subconsciously bought melons based on social trends in boob sizes. Smaller breasts were popular at the time. Melon sales soared.
Roxi Red came back from the store with melons but not the size she was looking for. She couldn’t find any melons that measured up to her own enormous, juicy tits. Three of the melons she bought could fit into one of Roxi’s bra KK-cups.
Damn those scientists. Farmers don’t grow ’em big enough anymore to keep up with Roxi.
Melons–or footballs–don’t come close to the size of Roxi Red’s breast fruits.
Her name is Lola. She is a showgirl, not a fruit stand owner.
Dave blogged about Lola last January, and it’s safe to say that he was impressed. So was I and so was Maria, who put her in the Holiday ’11 V-mag. To prove that absence does make the hard grow harder, Lola’s back at SCORELAND with fresh photos and a video.
This time, Lola put on a fishnet dress and got into a bathtub with a bunch of floating green apples. Maybe the photographer couldn’t find melons that morning. Or the apples were meant to be photographically symbolic of something, like Eve and the apple.
Lola’s full name isn’t Lola Apples like our American dancer/model Candy Apples. Maybe Lola just likes apples. Aroma scientists claim that the scent of green apples reduces stress and headaches in women. Maybe Lola likes the scent. But vibrators can do that, too.
Anyway, a couple of things are 100% certain and provable. Lola has a beautiful face and body and spectacular, homegrown melons. She’s very sexy and she’s always smiling. She has mad toy skills.
I admit that the Czech Republic can chalk up another victory in the International Boobs Race (IBR) thanks to Lola, a race America is clearly losing to east and west Europe and England.
This really burns my bacon. Where are all the American challengers to Czech girls like Lola? How can a tiny nation of 10 million people produce so many top-notch busty girls who enjoy nude modeling while my country hopelessly lags behind in a recessionary period of big-tit growth? American girls with E-cups and bigger need some kind of wake-up call. And the Czechs make better beer than we do, adding insult to injury. I need to get this country back on top in the IBR.
A SCORELAND member named Basenji1 will be very pleased to see Lola back again. “She has the full package,” he commented back in January. “She ranks along with Arianna Sinn.” Praise doesn’t get any higher than that. Hopefully, we’ll connect again with Lola.
I may not be a poet. But when it comes to apples and melons, I know it.
One of the biggest supermarket chains in Britain has their fruit suppliers grow melons no bigger than one-pound, three-ounces instead of the earlier two-pound, two-ounce melons. The bigger melons sold worse, and a retail psychologist assigned to investigate theorized that female shoppers subconsciously compared melons to their own boob size, leading them to purchase the smaller size. Seven out of 10 female shoppers who filled out his survey believed that boob size was “the most likely subconscious factor when selecting size of melons.”
When the chain first introduced the smaller melons, they sold more than a million in two months.
In America, bigger melons are actually more in demand except by urban female shoppers who don’t want to carry a lot of heavy items from the store to their apartments.
Junk science? Maybe, maybe not. I don’t think guys buy bananas with the same attitude.
There’s an Italian sex researcher who claims he can accurately analyze a woman’s personality from the size and shape of her breasts compared to different kinds of fruit.