Tag Archive: Minka
March 20, 2020 by Dave
Lucky man.
A horny guy picks up his phone and calls “Hookers To Go.” Or something like that.
“What I’m wanting is really big tits,” he says. “Not just big but really huge.”
He gets what he asks for…more. Because who shows up at his door but…
“Minka’s here!” the world’s bustiest Asian says when she shows up at his door, tits busting out of a tight, sheer top.
The dude is gobsmacked. He’s about to live every SCORE Man’s fantasy. And you’re about to see Minka’s first XXX scene since she last shot for us four years ago.
Yes, times are tough. We all need a way to relieve our stress. I can think of no better way than to 1.) Stay inside; and 2.) Watch Minka fuck.
February 29, 2020 by Elliot James
Minka‘s looking fit and trim. Her tennis practice and competitive matches keep the big-bust legend in tip-top shape. Her dress is tight, low-cut, short and not suitable for supermarket shopping.
Minka’s massive tits are deadly weapons, and her nipples are the longest ever seen at SCORELAND, unless Dave can think of someone with longer ones. The holes in her dress provide access points to Minka’s nipples. Nipples that can give a man a black eye or two.
Even experienced tennis pros are intimidated when they play Minka. They’ve never seen anyone like her swinging a racquet and firing balls at them like a cannon. Minka doesn’t need to wear this dress on the court to distract them.
Minka’s new series, shot just last month in Southern California, starts today. Hardcore is next.
Created the slogan “Think big.”
January 18, 2020 by Dave
Lucy Laistner wants cream.
Today at SCORELAND, 18-year-old natural Lucy Laistner squirts cream onto her tits. I like that. I hope that one day, some lucky guy shoots his cream all over her tits for all the world to see.
Now, many of you out there are going to take what I just wrote and interpret it as if it’s in code. You may be thinking, “Dave knows something we don’t. She’s going to do boy-girl.”
But I don’t know anything you don’t. I have no idea if Lucy will one day go all the way on-camera. I hope she does. Will she? Your guess is as good as mine.
Okay, I take that back. I do know something you don’t:
• Minka returned this week. We shot three days of solo and hardcore photos and video. Yes, THE Minka. The one and only.
• Selena Adams is scheduled to return. She’s on our calendar for later this month.
• I’m 99% sure who’s going to win SCORE Model of the Decade and who the new Hall of Fame inductee will be. But if I tell you, Elliot’s going to have to kill me, and I don’t want him to go to prison.
Oh, by the way: Did anyone see Salma Hayek on the Golden Globes a few weeks ago? Holy shit! She either had a boob job or a late-in-life growth spurt (she’s 53). Which one was it? Is there a Golden Globe for best tits? There should be. I mean, it’s called the Golden Globes.
February 17, 2019 by Elliot James
The answers are yes and yes.
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September 14, 2018 by Dave
The digital version of the December 2018 issue of SCORE is available now at eBoobStore.com (the print version will be available next week). This came to me today from our social media manager: “If we can sustain the current momentum, the SCORE December 2018 may be our best selling digital SCORE issue of the year. The May 2018 issue is the top-selling digital magazine currently.”
I can’t say I’m surprised. First, there’s the cover, a really spectacular shot of Sha Rizel pouring out of a bikini during the shooting of On Location North Coast. Plus, there’s that cover headline about Minka. We’ve known this for well over 20 years: Minka sells magazines. And then there’s the reference to G-cup natural newcomer Tina Lee, who’s really beautiful and has great tits. It was between Tina and Sha for the cover; Sha ended up getting the front cover and Tina got the back.
Also in this issue: Shannon Blue, Korina Kova, Sheridan Love fucking, Maserati getting her tits glazed and newcomer Sandra Sturm getting drilled by two studs.
If you wait for the print version, you’ll get free, full-length matching videos of every full-length pictorial in the issue. Deal!
And now, I’d like to answer some questions Blog readers have been asking:
1. Stacy Vandenberg
2. Luna Bunny
3. Brad Newman, Dustin Daring, Michael Vegas and Alex Legend.
I’m sorry…what were the questions?
By the way, I have a question: Has anyone seen the Subaru ad with the pregnant woman? The girl has a rack! Anybody know who she is?
May 18, 2018 by Dave
We didn’t do a bikini issue of SCORE last year, and, yeah, we heard about it from our readers. The bikini blowout has become one of the most-anticipated events on the big-boob lover’s calendar, right up there with the all-naturals issue, and readers noted its absence.
Heck, I noted its absence. The bikini issue is one of my favorites of the year, too. And, so, it’s back with a bang: the August 2018 issue of SCORE, available now in digital and print versions at eBoobstore.com (or wherever you buy men’s magazines).
The highlight: an 11-page bikini special featuring Minka, Katie Thornton, Danielle Derek, Princess Pumpkins, Rachel Raxxx–the kinds of girls you’d be very fortunate to see at your local pool or beach this summer–plus many more of your favorites wearing (or trying to wear) bikinis that are way too small for their huge racks.
Basically, any bikini is too small for their huge racks.
Plus, full-length bikini layouts of Colombian hottie Katy Shavon and UK bombshell Danniella Levy and lots more.
And the bonuses: 11 full-length HD videos of the girls in this issue, including newcomers Korina Kova, Kaho Shibuya and Sandra Sturm, absolutely free, no strings attached. The print edition comes with the digital version, too, so you can take SCORE anywhere and nobody’ll know it.
Bikinis. Naked busty babes. Free videos. Free digital mag. Now that’s what I call a deal.
February 27, 2018 by Dave
Now she’s Big-Boob Hall of Famer Lisa Lipps
As I wrote in the May 2018 issue of SCORE (print and digital editions available now at eBoobStore.com), “In a year when it seemed as if Christy Marks or Karina Hart, the one-two punch in SCORELAND’s Model of the Decade Contest, was a sure thing to get inducted (both girls were in their first year of eligibility), SCORE readers pulled back the reins on their SCORELAND counterparts as if to say, ‘Not yet. It’s Lisa’s turn. Those girls will have their chance, and she’s as deserving as they are.”
Indeed, Lisa’s career spanned from 1992 to the early 2000s. She did hardcore. She sailed on the first Boob Cruise in 1994. She was the epitome of a SCORE Girl with her big, blonde hair, huge tits and slim waist.
I’m glad she was voted in. Christy and Karina will definitely have their turn.
Lisa joins Lorna Morgan, Alexis Love, Alyssa Alps, Angelique, Autumn-Jade, Busty Dusty, Chloe Vevrier, Crystal Gunns, Danni Ashe, Daphne Rosen, Devon Daniels, L.A. Bust, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Nicole Peters, Merilyn Sakova, Nikki Knockers, Pandora Peaks, SaRenna Lee, Sharday, Tawny Peaks, Tiffany Towers, Traci Topps and Wendy Whoppers in the big-boob pantheon.
A seven-page layout featuring a variety of Lisa’s photos is in the May 2018 issue along with full pictorials of the winners of Newcomer of the Year (Lara Jones), Model of the Year (Dolly Fox) and Hardcore Performer of the Year (Minka, the first two-time winner).
Congratulations to all!
March 17, 2017 by Elliot James
Today’s action-packed Minka scene reminded me of a SCORE magazine “Boob Beat” story I did in 2005. There was an Italian sexologist named Piero Lorenzoni who compared fruits to a woman’s breasts and personality. Okay, his theory may have been a little bananas, but that’s what they said about Newton.
Senor Lorenzoni broke it down like this:
A women with breasts like melons may look maternal but isn’t. Said Lorenzoni, “She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex.”
Women with lemon-shaped breasts: “These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves.”
Pineapples: “Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly.”
Grapefruits: “This woman may look erotic but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex.”
Oranges: “While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation.”
Cherries: “Make great partners and are moderately interested in sex.”
Pears: “She can be very religious but is known to have affairs.”
In a boob science experiment, Jim compares fruit to Minka’s mega-boobs. Jim holds up an orange to Minka’s tits. Then some melons. No comparison. Only watermelons would work, and he didn’t bring any. Senor Lorenzoni probably never saw Minka’s pictures during his research. He might have abandoned his project. Minka’s beyond cataloging anyway.
Minka’s famous protruding nipples hypnotize Jim. That’s why Minka’s nickname is “Nipple #1.” I can’t think of any fruit that compares to those always-erect pointers.
Minka wants to see his banana. Strictly for research purposes. Turnabout is fair play.
Starts today at SCORELAND.
January 20, 2017 by Elliot James
It’s moving-in day for the amazin’ Minka, and when her new next-door-neighbor Peter sees and recognizes her, he goes nuts.
He hurries over to tell Minka he’s a neighbor and a huge fan. She amuses herself by seeing his reaction when she lifts her tank top.
Minka could use a cock break, so she tells Peter to sit on the couch.
“Your brain is not here,” says Minka, pointing at his head. “Your brain is down here,” patting his package.
Then Minka tells him to get out of his clothes. Peter whips off his clothes like Minka set his shirt on fire. If she told him to run down the street naked, he would do it without hesitation.
Starts today!
In a few seconds, the oxygen deprivation effects kick in.
December 14, 2016 by Dave
Minka gets all bubbly.
There are two challenges to being a porn stud:
1. Getting a hard-on and keeping it in front of the camera. This is a lot harder than you’d think, as our “Porn Loser” series at NaughtyMag.com proved, and it doesn’t matter how hot the model is. In fact, my experience has been that the hotter the model, the more-intimidated the studs get and the less-likely they are to stay hard. Also, these guys don’t have to get it hard just once. Because of breaks in the action, they might have to get it hard several times during a scene.
2. Not popping too early. Can you imagine, for example, having the good fortune to fuck Minka, the bustiest Asian ever? I’m guessing that half of you would pop within seconds after she wrapped her tits around your cock. As for her pussy…well, as Minka has told us many times, it’s very tight. But porn studs have to get their cocks blown and fucked in numerous positions before they can cum. Because if they cum too soon, the scene is over and possibly ruined.
So, those are the challenges, and the difficulty of meeting them is the reason you keep seeing the same guys in every porn film. Because if it were easy, every guy would do it.
New Minka photos and video Saturday at SCORELAND. Christmas comes early. Porn studs aren’t allowed to.
