Whenever I say that, I laugh because the immediate reaction I get is, “YOU’VE BEEN IN PORNOS?” followed by what I like to think is about five seconds where the person in front of me imagines me naked and doing all sorts of things.
That is followed by a brief glimmer of disappointment when I say, “I am not a naked actress.”
Because I am not. I am not even a good non-naked actress, to be honest. I just happen to be at the right place at the right time when our studio needs extras to play a part in a XXX movie. Granted, I took some drama classes in high school. I do not think they prepared me to be in naughty films.
To date, I have been in a handful of our DVDs, and sometimes, when I want to laugh, I will watch my awkward and sometimes funny appearances. My three favorites?
1) Stacked Street Sluts #2
This was my “first time” on camera in a room full of awesome and very hot chicks. I got to hang out with Alexis Silver. She was wearing a butt plug. She went on to do anal. I went on to play the part of a madame who was selling Alexis’ snug asshole to a customer. I was nervous. It was evident. It went down in history as one of the funniest moments of my XXX film life.
2) My Big Plump Wedding:
I played a wedding guest in this movie and it was by far the most-fun wedding I have ever been to. There were so many XL Girls stars running around, I was pretty much losing my mind. Plus, I got to wear a dress and pretend I was in a church. I don’t know if you guys know this or not, but the idea of porn in a church is pretty hilarious.
3) K-JUGS:
I played a behind-the-scenes boxing coach to Renee Ross and Samantha 38G, pumping them up and having them box practically naked for me. I really enjoyed it. I box in real life, so it was pretty awesome to play-fight with these ladies. Also, I very much enjoy Samantha 38G. She is very hilarious. Renee Ross and I are good gal pals, so I liked working with her, too. Somewhere out there on the cutting room floor is never-before-seen footage of me jumping rope with them. It will probably never see the light of day.
So there you have it. There are other fine films I have appeared in, but these three are my faves. If you happen to have a copy of any of them, please check me out.
On her wedding night, Samantha put out...on-camera.
Ah, the bride pictorial. We’ve had a lot of busty brides at SCORELAND.
But my favorites have been Christy Marks and Samantha 38G.
Maybe because they look…convincing? I was on set for My Big Plump Wedding and I was THISCLOSE to Samantha 38G in that bride’s dress and she looked amazing.
But what do I know, right? I am a chick and for chicks, when we see a busty babe in a wedding dress, we just see the wedding dress. The details. The hair and makeup. The overall look.
Christy Marks might look like a blushing bride, but she probably shouldn't wear white cause this little lady likes to fuck!
I have never seen a bride and said, “Fuck, I’d like to lift her dress up and wear her pussy as a hat.”
Nope.
So I had to do some research. And by research, I mean I interviewed Dave and Elliot. lol
This is what they had to say…
Maria: Hey guys, why do guys like the bride pictorials? Why do you like them?
Dave: You could be looking at someone’s wife, so you are about to see some other guy’s wife. Or it could be like a fantasy, like you are looking at your bride on your wedding night.
Maria: Are wedding dresses hot?
Elliot: I think the veil is hot. I think it would be hot with maybe, like, a baby-doll night gown. But those big wedding dresses are not hot.
Dave: They can be. Not always. They are usually tight. They usually show some boob. You know the woman goes out of her way to look good. You see her and you know that this is probably the best you’re gonna ever see her because it’s her wedding day.
Elliot: When a guy sees a girl in a wedding dress, he doesn’t think of Uncle Frank toasting the couple. He is thinking about the wedding night. He is thinking about her coming out of the bathroom in her wedding night lingerie and having sex in a hotel room with mirrors over the bed.
Dave: Yeah, it means that she has finally consented to having sex.
And there you have it.
I kind of agree with Dave about the looking her best part because if there is ever a day that a woman will look her best, it’s the day that she is a bride. And I kind of understand the whole anticipation to get in her pants thing.
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Now available on SCOREonDemand, My Big Plump Wedding. Samantha is going to get married. Will her horny bridesmaids make it easy for her or will they stress her out even more with their antics? Will Samantha turn into a raging bride-zilla? Will the wedding go smoothly in spite of it all? A topshelf cast makes this XLGirls release a big-tit hit.
Can Samantha survive her bridesmaids' overactive sex drives?
What a treat. The SCORE Group is letting me blog! I was surprised to find out that I had won XL Girls Model of the Year. It’s going to be officially announced in the December issue of XL Girls, which goes on sale next week. I’m surprised and grateful that so many of you had taken the time to vote for me. Thanks MY darlings.
First time back since starring in My Big Plump Wedding, which was a blast to film. Probably the only time I will be in a wedding dress! The August ’09 cover of XL Girls was probably my best cover ever. The crew here at The SCORE Group really worked hard to make me look good (thanks!). Being with gals like Maria Moore and Sapphire on that project was an honor. I have admired them for years.
Being back here shooting with the upcoming rising superstar Renee Ross is awesome. She is hot, hot, hot! Bailey Santana is cute but quiet. Excited to shoot with Reyna Mae and Brandy Ryder this week. I love the challenge of working with all the different personalities. Ya’ll know what a force of nature I can be, so only some people can handle it.
The DVD we’re filming will have so much boobage in it, it will be amazing. The SCORE Group has wrangled up some major big titties for this movie. After all, I have G-cups, Renee has J-cups, Jade H-cups, Reyna HH-cups and Brandy is another H-cup. Not a D-size bra in the bunch. Seems like mine will be the smallest. I guess I no longer measure up anymore!
Find it funny how much dialogue I have to learn for this endeavor. Used to my lines being “fuck me harder, fuck me now,” and my all-time favorite, “fuck me fuck me fuck me.” LOL Isn’t always easy to remember a line when I am cumming all over the guy’s dick. I am way too into the moment of an orgasm. Then it is screw the camera and let me get my groove on.
I’ve been shooting for The SCORE Group since 2001, so it is amazing to still be here shooting all these years later. Have the most fun shooting for The SCORE Group, working with the great Peter Wall, who was the very first person ever to shoot me. That initial shoot landed me the very first cover and magazine, XL Girls #48. Since then, being in the magazines, whether on the cover or inside, is such a glamorous thrill for me. Get excited and can’t wait to tell all my fans and friends about it.
Super excited about this movie. Can’t wait till it is released. Ya’ll are going to love it. It is a must have for everybody’s collection.
Here all week, so if I am lucky they will let me blog again. And if you have any questions, or comments, I’ll be checking in!
The following blog post is by Allie, the editor of 18eighteen and XLGirls magazines.
Not to downplay my love of big titties, but I’m going to take this post in a different direction from most of the other entries on this blog.
I don’t know if anyone out there gives a damn, but this is my post and I want to talk about working in porn for a minute. I mean, it’s different.
When I first meet someone and we get to the “So what do you do?” conversation, I have to decide whether to tell them that I work in “publishing” or porn. Usually if they seem like a conservative tight ass, I say publishing and change the subject. If I sense that my new acquaintance is your average down-to-earth, dirty-minded pervert (like myself), I tell ‘em the truth.
That being said, my parents know what I do for a living, but my extended family doesn’t. Extended family, if your Google skills lead you here…um, sorry.
Obviously, there are things about this job that make it unique from others. But it’s like a normal job in many other aspects as well.
What’s different:
First of all, the language. We talk quite openly (and loudly) about pussy, cock and tits. We also speak this way in important meetings. It’s part of our business lingo. Imagine telling your boss, “We need a better shot of a cock in her pussy.” Happens all the time.
I remember one specific incident where I had this conversation with SCORE editor Dave:
Me: Is there a hyphen in ass fucking?
Dave: That depends. Is it modifying a noun, like ass-fucking sluts?
Me: Nope. Just ass fucking.
Dave: No hyphen then.
Often us SCORE editors will congregate to ponder profound questions, like which would you rather fuck, an ugly chick with huge knockers or a pretty, flat girl? Or which is worse, a flat ass or cankles? But SCORE Men probably have similar conversations at their jobs too. Right, guys?
Editors are a busy bunch. There's no time for foolishness.
Then there are the models. Most of us only see them when their photo sets come through the pipeline, but sometimes we get to see them up close and personal. It’s something else to be called into the studio and have a model do a 360 for you completely nude. And it can be a bit awkward during the interviews when we ask them about sucking cock and fucking. But they’re usually happy to divulge the horny details of their sex lives.
Some other things that stand out about working here: Being extras in our feature movies like My Big Plump Wedding. Coming up with adjectives for pussy, cock, sex and boobs. And finally, being able to watch porn whenever I want while in the office.
What’s not so different:
It’s funny that a lot of people have this notion that going to work in an adult publishing company is like going to a strip club. I know it’s porn and stuff, but we have, like, responsibilities. The truth is that I get here, I drink my coffee and I work in a cubicle. I work normal hours and I have deadlines to meet.
The office rest room gets crowded at times.
Everyone wears normal clothes. Sometimes we even wear jackets because it can get a bit nippy indoors. We have meetings and other business matters to attend to. Not so crazy, but in the end, it’s for you guys reading this right now.
To be honest, I didn’t know what to expect when I started working here. But it’s been great so far. I love being able to come to work and say cock and look at naked people. But, maybe I’m just weird.
And fellow editors, if I missed anything, feel free to chime in!-Allie
You are looking at the Score staff with the exception of bridesmaid Maria Moore.
