It was extremely unlikely that office worker Aspen would be so good at porn. But she was.
It’s funny sometimes how things work out. For example, back in the day, before I became editor of SCORE, I was a Voluptuous reader first, a SCORE reader second. But when I became an editor at The SCORE Group, I was assigned to SCORE and only a little while later did I become V-mag‘s editor. All in all, I’ve been editing SCORE a lot longer than I’ve been editing V-mag.
As for magazines vs. the Internet, I was an early adopter of web porn. In fact, I was the first official SCORELAND subscriber. But when I got hired by The SCORE Group, it was as a magazine editor. So go figure.
Did I ever tell you the story of how I got hired by TSG? Back in 2001, I was frequenting a local strip joint near Fort Lauderdale, Florida. It was one of those neighborhoody strip mall clubs that was topless only and had very friendly girls. Well, I was big on the day shift (better girls, smaller crowds), and one of the dancers had big, natural tits, so big that I thought she’d be perfect for Voluptuous. So, I did something I’d never done before: I wrote an email to an editor. SCORELAND‘s editor, who was and still is Elliot James. Elliot was so impressed by my detailed, descriptive email that a few months later, when I emailed him again to ask if TSG was hiring, he suggested that I apply for the job as SCORE‘s editor. So I did, and here I am.
As for the dancer, it turned out she had already posed for a Naughty Neighbors “House Party” feature. She was friends with Honey Melons, but this girl, Rachel, wasn’t busty enough for our big-boob mags. Nonetheless, Rachel probably changed my life. I wonder where she is now?
Interesting side story about Rachel: Her father would come to the club where she danced, and he often tipped her. I never could figure that out. For some perverted reason, I loved getting lapdances from her when her father was in the other room. I’d suck her tits, and her father would be in the other room!
Why am I telling this story now? Because for some reason, I was looking at Aspen’s scenes on XLGirls.com and SCORELAND, and I was thinking about how unlikely it was that this girl-next-door, an office worker from the Pacific Northwest, who had no aspirations to become a porn star would be so good at sucking and fucking porn cock in the few scenes she did for us (and only for us). I was wondering where she is now and how likely or unlikely it would be for her to return.
So, I was thinking about likely and unlikely things, and this blog posting happened.
Could you fuck this girl? Of course you could…unless the cameras were rolling.
If I had a quarter for every guy who’s told me he wants to be a porn stud or could be a porn stud, I’d be the richest guy in the world.
Everyone thinks they can do it. After all, who couldn’t get a hard-on and fuck a big-boobed SCORE Girl or a hot porn starlet or a sexy teen? Easy, right? So easy, most people think that porn-stud bashing is a favorite sport not only here but all over the Internet.
But it’s not as easy as it seems. After all, if it were so easy, you wouldn’t see the same handful of guys fucking all the girls. There is a big difference between fucking in the privacy of your own home and fucking on-camera with the lights shining and all the world watching.
Such was the lesson that the wannabe studs in “Tiff Bannister’s Porn Stud Tryouts” learned the hard way.
Or the not-so-hard way.
The idea: Take a hot, sexy, young, amateur starlet, Tiff Bannister, and offer her as bait to all of the big talkers out there. Challenge them to prove they can be the man in our studio.
Bait, eh? Most of these big talkers ended up limp as fish.
Episode Two of “Tiff Bannister’s Porn Stud Tryouts” goes live today at SCORELAND (the full six-episode series is already available at NaughtyMag.com). It’s eye-opening. It’s entertaining. It’s educational. It might not be jackable, but don’t blame Tiff for that. She tried. The guys tried, too. I’d call them studs, but that would just be wrong.
It’s more-streamlined, sleeker, user-friendly and still the same treasure trove of TSG magazines, DVDs and novelties. It’s the biggest store for big-boob stuff on the Web. Check it out and browse the descriptions and the video samples. If you get lost in the aisles, call for help. We’re here to assist you. Click here to enter.
Missy now. She takes a cock up her ass today at SCOREVideos.com.
Missy Monroe’s new video is playing at SCOREVideos.com today. You might know the name. In 2004, Missy posed for NaughtyMag.com and 18eighteen.com. Actually, posed isn’t the right word. She fucked.
Back then, Missy was a C-cupper, maybe a borderline D-cupper. Definitely not a V-Girl. But that was okay with Missy, who went on to have a pretty substantial porn career. Substantial as in nearly 500 titles.
Something else happened between 2004 and now. Missy got pregnant. She had a baby. And her boobs got bigger. Now she’s an F-cupper, and that’s why she’s making her SCOREVideos.com debut (and soon her SCORELAND and V-Mag debuts, too).
“I was always the bustiest girl in school but nothing like I am now,” said Missy, who still lives in Las Vegas. “I always wear tight, revealing low-cut tops to show off my tits. Attention always feel good.”
Of course, Missy is fucking at SCOREVideos. She wouldn’t have it any other way.
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You read that title right.
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I want to write a few words about my favorite type of setting for photographing models.
It’s nothing.
Nothing at all.
A seamless background is simply a large roll of paper mounted on the set behind the model and pulled down to include the floor that the model is standing on. They’re available in different colors. Blue and red are often used by TSG, but we’ll use other colors and black, white and gray, too.
When I was in my early teens, I loved the work of photographer Peter Gowland. Gowland used a ton of seamless in his photos of beautiful swimsuit girls because he enjoyed simplicity and backgrounds that couldn’t distract the viewer from the reason he was taking the picture. The girl. I feel the same way. That’s what seamless is all about. The models really pop against a bare background! Seamless emphasizes a girl’s every inch because the mind zeroes in on her and her alone.
Add a couch or a chair later on in the shoot and she can do all kinds of advanced things to crank up the heat.
Seamless is also especially good for oily fun.
When shooting a possible magazine cover, seamless is traditionally the way to go.
Seamless can’t replace bedrooms, bathrooms, living rooms and other locations. Too much use and it loses impact. It doesn’t work with Naughty Neighbors girls. But I think at least one shoot of a busty model should be against seamless, especially the introduction pictorial. Many of my favorite sets were shot on seamless. Here are a few of them.
Bella Blaze sets fires in men’s trousers wherever she goes. She’s a pyromaniac of pants. A hot chick. It’s been a while since we’ve seen this brunette newcomer and former bartender from Michigan on SCORELAND. She used to make drinks like Slippery Nipples, Wet Spots and Orgasms. Now she lives it. The fire extinguishers, smoke detectors and the sprinkler system were checked to see if they were in proper working order before Bella walked into the SCORE Studio. The staff put on its inflammable underwear and sunblock. No one wanted to get burned. Slighty toasty, we could deal with.
When Bella first appeared on the SCORELAND Blog, we took a poll about her because she was originally set for Naughty Neighbors, not SCORE. Do you guys remember that? We asked, “Is Bella a SCORE Girl?” 82% replied yes. And so it happened. Her first SCORE was the July 2010 issue.
Once again, Bella starts a BBQ, then puts out the flame in her cleavage by yanking a dude’s hose and wetting herself down. She’s one handy hottie to have around. It’s easy to see why guys hold a torch for her. Where there’s smoke, there’s Bella Blaze.
Check out the action from “Blazing Boobs,” now showing in SCORE Theater with photos in Hardcore Special. Thanks for firing it up, Bella Blaze. Stay hot.
In Kali West’s September ’09 SCORE magazine interview, the beautiful girl-next-door was asked about booty boffing.
SCORE: Have you done anal?
Kali: No. SCORE: Plan to?
Kali: No.
What are we to learn from this? That when a girl says no, she’s probably saying “no, not right now.” Head on over to SCOREVideos.com and see Kali’s first XXX anal video, just shot and hot off the camera’s hard drive. She’s gone and done it, so don’t miss it.
