December 14, 2016 by Dave
Minka gets all bubbly.
There are two challenges to being a porn stud:
1. Getting a hard-on and keeping it in front of the camera. This is a lot harder than you’d think, as our “Porn Loser” series at NaughtyMag.com proved, and it doesn’t matter how hot the model is. In fact, my experience has been that the hotter the model, the more-intimidated the studs get and the less-likely they are to stay hard. Also, these guys don’t have to get it hard just once. Because of breaks in the action, they might have to get it hard several times during a scene.
2. Not popping too early. Can you imagine, for example, having the good fortune to fuck Minka, the bustiest Asian ever? I’m guessing that half of you would pop within seconds after she wrapped her tits around your cock. As for her pussy…well, as Minka has told us many times, it’s very tight. But porn studs have to get their cocks blown and fucked in numerous positions before they can cum. Because if they cum too soon, the scene is over and possibly ruined.
So, those are the challenges, and the difficulty of meeting them is the reason you keep seeing the same guys in every porn film. Because if it were easy, every guy would do it.
New Minka photos and video Saturday at SCORELAND. Christmas comes early. Porn studs aren’t allowed to.
November 7, 2013 by Dave
Men aren't the only ones who eat pussy. Here, Charlee Chase goes down on Sheridan Love.
According to the most-recent batch of SCORELAND Blog polls, you:
• Like watching girls having their pussies eaten
• Don’t like tattoos. Shocker.
• Don’t care about the size of the guy’s cock in a XXX scene.
• Watch SCORELAND on your desktop computer.
Women around the world will be happy to learn that 84% of Blog readers like watching a girl having her pussy eaten. I’m going to assume that most, if not all, of those 84% also like eating pussy. I base that on the fact that nobody enjoys watching golf unless they also enjoy playing it.
As for the tattoos question, only 54% of you are firmly against them. A surprising 37% don’t mind them. I like a well-placed tattoo. The tit-too is excellent, as is the pussy tat.
I am a very big fan of Donita Dunes' pussy tattoo. I also approve of Sabrina Linn's.
On the cock question, 44% don’t care about the size of the guy’s cock in a hardcore scene. I think those 44% would change their minds if all porn studs had three-inch dicks. Twenty-nine percent want the stud to have a monster cock. But the voters I’m interested in are the 2% who said, “He should be smaller than me.” Is that because you’re hung like a horse or not hung at all?
And, finally, 52% of you are watching porn on your desktop computer. Only 3% are watching on your smart phone. I’m very happy to hear that. Why would you want to see big-titted babes on a tiny screen? Doesn’t it defeat the purpose.
The current poll deals with scenarios. Elliot voted for big-boobed nurse. I voted for big-boobed stripper. What’s your fantasy?
December 22, 2012 by Dave
Here's Kelly Christiansen with Johnny. I kinda assumed from the giant load he shot that Johnny had a good time.
Letters. We get letters. We get lots and lots of letters.
And some of them are a bit unusual. ’Tits the season, I guess, but these days, I’ve been seeing some unusual stuff. Take this one from R.N. of New Jersey. R.N. writes, “In the write-ups that accompany your XXX layouts, I’d like to see a comment or two from the male partner describing the experience. Just a couple of brief opinions about how this girl compares to other SCORE girls he has fucked. Is she highly skilled orally? How did her pussy taste? Such comments would help me enjoy the girl even more intensely than I would without the comments. I think many readers would like to read a professional stud’s opinion of the lady.”
My response to R.N. was, “Usually, our studs show how much they enjoy our girls by cumming on their tits or faces. Many readers don’t even want to see the studs’ faces. Would any of you like to hear what they have to say?” So I’ll ask you guys the same question. I can usually tell by the action whether the blow job was good and the pussy was tight and the tits felt nice. I just can’t imagine walking up to a stud after a scene, holding up a microphone in his face and asking, “How did it feel?”
You might have to blast a wall with TNT to make a hole big enough for even one of Beshine's tits.
Okay. S.M. from Baltimore, Maryland writes, “How about making a video called ‘Big-Tit Glory Hole, The Sequel’ in which instead of like in the original Big-Tit Glory Hole video where you had guys sticking their cocks through holes and having models such as Daphne Rosen, Jade Feng and others fondle and suck on the mystery cock, let’s reverse it and have SCORE models (naturals only) stick their tits through a pair of holes that are large enough and maybe have the two dudes, two women or the dude and the lady try to guess who the boobs belong to. No hardcore! Just boob-sucking and different techniques on teasing a woman with large breasts with hot and erotic foreplay. This would be an X-Rated video of your finest women enjoying intense boob sex.”
Okay, so let me get this right: We’d see all of the guy but we’d only see girl’s tits? Hasn’t everybody been asking for LESS guy?
Set me straight on this one, SCORE Men.
S.M. continues, “The ultimate goal would be to get the viewer off, of course, and I’m pretty sure that intense boob play will do that. Models will have their mystery boobs sucked, licked, squeezed, fondled and even gently bitten and smacked. Nipple clamps and breast pumps could be used on some occasions. Boobs can be oiled and greased as well. Sounds kinky, eh? The boob play will be so intense that you can hear the models’ orgasms from the other side.”
By the way, how big is the hole that fits Beshine’s tits?
And C.W. from Tacoma, Washington writes, “I understand that there is an edition of SCORE for the United Kingdom that does not have any full-sex scenes. Is it possible to subscribe to that version in the United States? It would be much more preferable to my current practice of having to scissor the full-sex photos out of my edition upon arrival.”
No, C.W., and you’re the first person to ask for one. Congratulations.
