April 1, 2017 by Dave
Princess Pumpkins busts out of that bikini today at SCORELAND.
Apparently, I had this conversation with Princess Pumpkins. The proof is the “Tit Chat” video at SCORELAND, in which I supposedly interviewed Princess. I’m sure it happened, but I have absolutely no memory of anything she said because I was so busy staring at her rack. Guys, I’m talking a 1990s SCORE Boob Cruise rack. So, when I transcribed the following exchange, it was as if I was hearing it for the first time.
SCORELAND: When you were in high school, were you in plays and shows? Were you the outgoing girl?
Princess: No, actually I wasn’t. The only outgoing thing I did in high school was take a CNA training course.
SCORELAND: CNA?
Princess: Certified nursing assistant.
SCORELAND: Another nurse! We get so many busty nurses!
Princess: At least we can take care of you!
SCORELAND: Oh, yeah, you can do that. Were you shy?
Princess: I was very shy. I learned as I got older that I had severe social anxiety, which is why I was really awkward. I was really shy in high school, but that’s completely gone now.
Princess is not shy today at SCORELAND. She destroys a tiny bikini and plays with her giant tits and hairy pussy poolside. Photos and video. Unforgettable.
February 16, 2017 by Dave
How about them Pumpkins!
As of today, the 20 Club has a new member, and it’s Princess Pumpkins.
The 20 Club is for girls whose bust size is at least 20 inches larger than their waist. As you’d expect, it’s an exclusive club (although it’s one of those clubs that a girl can actually buy into by making her tits absolutely huge).
The club’s membership roster: SaRenna Lee, Lolo Ferrari, Toppsy Curvey, Lisa Chest, Wendy Whoppers, Letha Weapons, Tawny Peaks, Candy Cantaloupes, Lili Xene, Busty Dusty, Kayla Kleevage, Traci Topps, Angelique, Crystal Storm, Tiffany Towers, Minka, Casey James, Colt 45, Lisa Lipps and Pandora Peaks, Chelsea Charms, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Vanessa Montagne, Elizabeth Starr, Dee Dee Deluxxx, Keisha Evans, Melonie Charm, Roxi Red, Beshine, Maxi Mounds and Miosotis.
And now, Princess Pumpkins.
“I’ve never found a bra big enough to fully fit,” she said. “My boobs are too big and my back is too small.”
Correction: Boobs can never be too big and backs can never be too small.
I interviewed Princess Pumpkins when she came to Miami for her first SCORE shoots, and I couldn’t take my eyes off her tits. This is a girl who loves big tits as much as we do, and here’s another amazing thing about her: She’s only five-feet tall. She might be the ultimate slim ‘n’ stacker.
Princess gets her pumpkins out today at SCORELAND. She also plays with her hairy pussy. Welcome to the club, Princess.
