Tag Archive: Santa’s Little Helper

Katie Thornton: A holiday of hooters

December 24, 2015 by Elliot James

Everyone’s got a North Pole when more photos and videos of Katie Thornton are delivered by Santa to SCORELAND.

For this occasion, jiggle belle Katie is wearing the official Santa’s helper costume. It’s a good thing the workshop has central heating.

See this full photo set and video today. She’ll set your Yule log on fire.

With Katie dressed like this, Santa Claus must be coming.

Merry Christmas From SCORELAND to YOU!

December 25, 2011 by Maria

Leanne Crow probably wants you to jingle her bells.
Leanne Crow probably wants you to jingle her bells.

“So this is Christmas

and what have we done?

Made SCORELAND more awesome

and made you all cum.”

Ines Cudna wants you to stuff something, but I don't think it's her stocking.

Ines Cudna wants you to stuff something, but I don't think it's her stocking.

Valory Irene has been nice all year so please, spurt your milk on her cookies.

Valory Irene has been nice all year so please, spurt your milk on her cookies.

Yes…that was our take on the John Lennon classic. We are sure he would approve of all the tits we brought you this year. A year when the presents that brought joy to the world were the debuts of sexy ladies like Venera, Leanne Crow, Valory Irene, Terri Jane, Hitomi and yes, Micky “Please Cum And Jingle My” Bells.

Sharday is spreading Christmas cheer.

Sharday is spreading Christmas cheer.

Kianna Dior has been naughty and wants a spanking.

Kianna Dior has been naughty and wants a spanking.

And while we can’t wrap these ladies up and put them under your tree, we can promise you that there will be more appearances by them and more big tits to come in the upcoming year. For now, please enjoy these shots of some of our favorite ladies in holiday wear. Boy, are they the reason for the season of pleasin’. Big tits really are the gift that keep on giving and giving and giving…you wood. And we would not have it any other way. After all, what would Titmas be without huge boobs?

Kerry Marie makes every Titmas merry.

Kerry Marie makes every Titmas merry.

Desirae wants you to check out her camel, um, mistletoe.

Desirae wants you to check out her camel, um, mistletoe.

And before you start exploring your North Pole to all of these pics of Santa’s little, big-titted helpers, and before you start and feel the warm and fuzzies in your yule log, all of us here are SCORELAND would like to wish you a very Merry Christmas. May you stuff your cock in a lot of tails, may someone fondle your sack for a present, may your bells be jingled and may some hot chick deck your balls.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!


From The Desk Of Your V-mag Editor…

November 13, 2011 by Maria
These are Samantha 38G's tits. Look at those veins!

These are Samantha 38G's tits. Look at those veins!

Hello boob lovers and worshipers of all things titty.

It’s me! Your V-mag editor.

Today’s blog is going to be about…well, let me explain first. You see, whenever I blog, I always try to find new and fun things to chat with you guys about. Well, today, as I started to write, I saw the category “The Life of an Editor” and I thought…maybe these guys, my boob-loving pals, want to know what the life of an editor is really like. Because a lot of stuff happens during my day here at SCORELAND HQ. It’s a veritable whirlwind of titties, ass, pussy, magazines, nipples, websites, writing, fucking, blow jobs and cum. So, this blog is going to be about things I am doing right now, at my desk.

Leanne Crow jingles her bells on the cover of the annual contest issue of V-mag!

Leanne Crow jingles her bells on the cover of the annual contest issue of V-mag!

So, without further ado, here is the life of an editor from the desk of your V-mag editor.

Right now, I just finished checking out a lot of photos of the one and only Samantha 38G. While I was looking through shots, I found this great closeup of her tits that really shows off how veiny and massive they are. I actually said, “It’s like you can feel how heavy they are through the screen.” 🙂 Imagine those cannons whacking you in the face while Samantha is on your dick. Yeah. I thought it was an awesome shot. I tucked it away in a folder I call, “TITS! FUCK YES!” on my desktop. It’s from her Voluptuous November 2009 pictorial, just FYI.

JuliaJuggs37

Julia Juggs is a lovely lady.

Then there are all of the ballots that are starting to roll in for the 2011 V-mag Awards. They are in a neat pile on my desk, too. After leafing through about 40 of them, I can tell you that the race for Model of the Year is going to be BANANAS this year. I am really excited about it, actually. The contest is one of my favorite things about V-mag. I cannot tell you who is already taking the lead in some of the categories, but I can say that if you have strong opinions about tits, you should probably vote. Score your copy of Voluptuous January 2012 at the eBoobStore. You can’t miss it. It’s the one with Leanne Crow as Santa’s little helper on the cover. It will make you feel warm inside (in your pants) like the holiday season should.

Yours truly on Halloween here at SCORELAND HQ. Please feel free to call me Dances With Boobs.

Yours truly on Halloween here at SCORELAND HQ. Please feel free to call me Dances With Boobs.

Inside the V-mag January 2012 issue, on page seven, you can find the ballot for this year’s awards. If you would like to mail it in, awesome. If you want to email your votes, you can do so by sending them to Vmagawards@scoregroup.com.

I am also currently composing an email reply to Ms. Julia Juggs, who I might add is one of the nicest ladies to correspond with. Whole some of you are emailing your bosses at work, I am emailing chicks with big tits. Yeah, my life is good.

What else did I do today? Well, I took a moment to check out all of our Halloween 2011 pics because here ar SCORELAND HQ, we take Halloween very seriously. Most of the staff dresses up, and this year, I was an Indian chief. I must say that everyone got a kick out of the fact that there were bells on my boots and everywhere I walked, I jiggled, er, jingled. 🙂

And that, boob lovers is a day in the life of an editor.

I must say, and please forgive me for gloating, but I get to stare at tits all day. The life of this editor ain’t bad at all.

xoxox,

Maria