Jenna Valentine has a unique way of accessorizing her outfit.
In this case, Camelia Davis’s tits are the outfit.
I was at lunch the other day, the usual spot, and I found myself standing at the soda machine, waiting to refill my glass, checking out the rack on the MILF standing next to me, refilling her glass and very nicely filling out a white tank top. Nice, tan, probably fake boobs. D-cups, I’d guess. Plenty of cleavage, and a little bit of side cleavage, too.
And that’s when it hit me like a thunder strike.
Tits are part of the outfit!
Her shoes were part of the outfit. The belt she was wearing was part of the outfit. Her earrings were part of the outfit. And, in this case, her tits were part of the outfit, too!
Do you see what I’m getting at here? I told this story (and my revelation) to a female editor here at The SCORE Group. She looked at me like I was crazy and said, “So what? Everyone knows that.”
If you say to Tatiana Blair, “That’s a very nice dress,” she’ll know what you mean.
Carlos tells Shyla, “Excuse me, ma’am. I was just admiring your lovely outfit.”
NO, NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! Maybe women know it, but men don’t know it. I know now, though. Some women accessorize with earrings. Others with bracelets. Some with stockings. When a woman is wearing a short skirt, her legs are part of the outfit. When she’s wearing tight, low-rise jeans, her ass is part of the outfit. And when she’s wearing a low-cut top, her tits are part of the outfit. Of course, some women have nicer accessories than others.
This doesn’t mean it’s okay to walk up to a girl and say, “Hey, nice tits.” No. That’s never okay. But if you say to her, “That’s a very nice shirt you’re wearing today,” she’ll know what you mean, and that’ll be okay.
I don't think Gya Roberts will win Model of the Year, but it wouldn't suck if she did.
Natalie Fiore (left) and Micky Bells are both finalists for Model of the Year.
Did you know that Model of the Year is the oldest of the V-mag Awards? It’s true. From 1998 to 2001, Model of the Year was the only V-mag Award (can you name the first winner?). Then, sometime in late 2002, Voluptuous chief John Fox and I were discussing the upcoming SCORE and V-mag awards issues. Neither of us could figure out why SCORE had Newcomer of the Year but not Model of the Year while V-mag had Model of the Year but not Newcomer of the Year. So, we decided to add the missing awards to both mags, and since then, each has had both. Can you name the first V-mag Newcomer of the Year?
Hitomi won 2012 V-mag Model of the Year, and she’s one of 13 finalists for 2013 Model of the Year. Now, if you ask me, Hitomi is more of a SCORE Girl than a V-Girl, but I only get one vote.
The other 12 finalists are…
Arianna Sinn, the first runner-up for 2012 Plumper of the Year.
Gya Roberts, who should have her own award: Self-Sucker of the Year (although I’m sure Sarah Rae would have something to say about that).
Jenna Valentine, whose popularity seems to never wane.
Joana, who had a very happy return in 2013.
Leanne Crow, 2011’s Newcomer of the Year.
Melissa Manning, whose boob growth spurt makes her a major contender.
Micky Bells, the Queen of Cleavage and early favorite for Plumper of the Year.
Melissa Manning would be even happier if she won Model of the Year.
Natalie Fiore, who deserves to win a V-mag award one of these days. I mean, those tits…
Renee Ross, a two-time Model of the Year trying to become the first three-time winner.
Hey, what's she doing here? She's not a finalist for Model of the Year!
Siri, the 2012 Newcomer of the Year and one helluva fuck.
Terri Jane, another girl who deserves a major accolade.
And Shyla Shy, who fucked pre- and post-pregnancy and squirted milk all over the place for our viewing pleasure.
Obviously, there are a lot of deserving winners, and when you look at the list of great girls who haven’t won, winning is even more impressive.
Grab a print or digital copy of the Holiday ’13 issue (available now at eBoobStore.com) and place your vote. Or wait for the online voting to begin at SCORELAND. Your choice. One man, one vote. Either way, it’ll be counted.
Will Maserati be the best fuckin' fucker two years in a row?
Nikki Smith: Will let you suck her tits for votes.
Big-boobed girls who fuck on-camera deserve an award. For the past few years in V-mag, that award has been XXX Performer of the Year. In 2012, the winner was Maserati. Who will win 2013’s prize?
And the finalists are:
Bailey Santanna, who fucked while six-months pregnant.
Felicia Clover, a V-mag rookie who got ass-fucked on-camera.
Harmony White, another rookie who fucked during her second day in our studio.
Jolie Rain, a lusty redhead with big tits and a love of cock.
Kristina Milan, the naturally super-stacked Dominican who likes to squirt her mam milk on cocks.
Maserati, last year’s winner.
Melissa Reed, whose ass is a thing of beauty.
Nikki Smith, the girl next door who, in 2013, has fucked in our studio more than any other V-Girl.
Sabina Leigh, another girl next door who fucked two guys at once.
Scarlet LaVey, an impressive rookie who is only 21 years old.
Shyla Shy: There's milk in them thar hooters!
Shyla Shy, who fucked pre- and post-pregnancy and has a disc in the DVD set Preggos & Milkers all to herself.
Siri reads Harry Potter books and fucks but rarely does both at the same time.
Siri, the blonde nerd who fucks.
Who will win?
By the way, awards ballots are already pouring in, and I appreciate that. However, every once in a while, I get an email that says, for example, “I vote for Scarlet LaVey for Newcomer of the Year.” But the sender hasn’t voted in any of the other categories. So what do I do? I delete the vote. That’s right. I send it to the trash bin without counting it. Because the rules clearly state, “INCOMPLETE BALLOTS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. YOU MUST VOTE IN ALL FIVE CATEGORIES FOR ANY OF YOUR VOTES TO COUNT.”
Simple enough? Apparently not, which is why I brought it up.
The Feb. '13 issue of V-mag is full of boobs and boobs and more boobs. MERRY TITMAS!
For all of you who want your bells jingled and some busty babe to deck your balls,
the wait is OVER!
The February 2013 issue of V-mag has arrived and it is jam-packed with Christmas cheer!
And by Christmas cheer, I mean TITTIES!
And who doesn’t love those, right?
There are 18 pairs of perky ‘jiggle’ bells inside this issue and one of them belongs to cover girl and Southern Belle, Rockell. She’s quite the hottie, if you ask me.
Plus, get your first look at the newest V-mag DVD, V-Girls Next Door, featuring all of your favorite natural big titters!
And curvy sensations Gabrielle Love and Felicia Clover show off their big tits and fat asses,too!
You get Siri and Luxury Amore in XXX action and Kitana Flores takes on two cocks at once!
For those of you who really like a pair of knocked-up knockers, Shyla Shy returns to show off her preggo tatas.
Lola is back, taking a bath and putting on a pussy show for you, too.
And if you love the curvy ladies of Montego Babes, they are all back, naked by a pool. There’s nothing like three bra-busters in tiny bikinis!
AND YOU CAN ALSO DOWNLOAD THE DIGITAL ISSUE ON TO YOUR IPAD!
Isn’t technology fucking awesome?
This issue has everything you need to stay warm during these winter months.
Melissa Manning: Sweater No. 1 from today's new photo set.
Melissa Manning in Sweater No. 2 from today's new photo set.
We just finished putting together a special sweater pictorial for SCORE magazine, and I wrote: “When the weather outside is frightful, it’s important to keep your extremities–meaning your hands, feet and face–warm and covered. But if the busty girl in your life asks, you can tell her THERE IS NO HARM IN EXPOSING YOUR CLEAVAGE TO THE ELEMENTS as long as her extremities are covered.”
There is, as far as I know, no scientific evidence to back up what I wrote. I do know, however, that one day several years ago, I walked into an ice hockey rink that was very, very cold and saw a busty girlfriend of one of the players on my team wearing a wool sweater…but the wool sweater was very low cut. Yep, there she was, standing in an ice hockey rink where it was practically freezing, and her cleavage was 80% exposed. But–and this is the important point–the sweater had long sleeves and she was wearing gloves and she WASN’T shivering.
All this comes to mind because a brand-new photo set of bustier-than-ever (and bustier-than-even-she-thought-she-was) Melissa Manning goes up today at SCORELAND, and a matching video on Monday and it just so happens that she’s wearing a sweater or two. And, wouldn’t you know it, it’s already mid-October, and the weather has already dipped below freezing in many parts of the world. Before you know it, the sweaters are going to start coming out.
But, as I pointed out, that doesn’t mean the tits have to go inside.
Listen, I know that a lot of you guys wouldn’t mind looking at pictures of girls in sweaters even if it were 100 degrees outside. But it’s not, and the new set of Melissa is all the excuse I needed..
This sweater is not appropriate winter wear. If I saw Karina wearing it, I would insist that she take it off.
Karen Fisher came to work like this. That's why at her place of business, nobody takes sick days, even during flu season.
If you ever find yourself out in a blizzard and run into Beshine, duck under her tits and you'll keep warm and dry.
Gya Roberts is almost ready to go outside in the cold. For some reason, this photo reminds me of the reader who wrote in to tell us that he wants to see girls with cum all over their sweaters.
Shyla Shy doesn't have to worry about the cold because even though her tits are exposed, her arms are covered. I do, however, recommend gloves.
Our friend from Germany, H.D., sent in a new round of fan art and I must say I am impressed. The man has a knack for capturing some of my favorite big titters in the best positions.
I especially enjoy the way he captures the ladies’ facial expressions every time.
Thanks for the artwork, H.D.!
If you would like to submit some art work for consideration, please email us at blog@scoreland.com!
I haven’t blogged about XLGirls since Shyla Shy did a pregnant photo shoot at eight months.
So I think this is the right moment to check in and play catch up.
It’s been interesting over there, which is something of an understatement.
What, and who’s, been shaking? I can’t mention everything because XLGirls posts five days a week.
A rookie named Nixie Night just debuted. Nixie loves gaming, and she goes to gamers’ conventions as well as Renaissance Fairs, where maidens, wenches, jesters and knights meet to make merry and joust off. Oh, yeah, Nixie boasts 42DDDs. I like that name: Nixie.
Brandy Ryder returned. In the movie K-JUGS, Brandy did a wild four-way fling with Reyna Mae and two dudes at the radio station. Brandy can also bake you cookies, brownies and other pastries because baking is one of her many hobbies. She can bake your meat loaf, too.
A girl who looks like a college coed to me, Marilyn White is back modeling sexy lingerie. Marilyn fascinates me because she works as a sales associate in a combo adult store/strip club. I’m always intrigued by girls who work in adult businesses. She’s not sure about trying anything beyond solos, but you can’t predict the future. Maybe renting porn DVDs to horny customers will sway her.
And lastly, but never last, the amazing Anorei Collins just returned to do a very hot hardcore scene. The size of Anorei’s breasts is mindboggling. I can’t even guess how much a well-fitted bra costs her.
Check out this jaw-dropping moment. One of her boobs is three times as big as Tony’s head.
Usually, interviewing a girl for the Blog is a one-person show. The Blog video camera is small. We don’t need any special lighting. Basically, we just wing it and see how things go.
But when I walked into the studio to do this Blog video with Shyla Shy, I asked Elliot to come along, and it wasn’t because I was being nice. This wasn’t one of those, “Hey, Elliot, come into the studio with me and check out the model’s tits” situations. Not at all. The truth is, I was afraid. Very afraid. I was afraid that at some point during the interview, Shyla Shy would go into labor. And if that happened, I wasn’t planning on delivering the baby by myself.
The good news: Shyla didn’t. But I gotta tell you, we’ve had some very pregnant girls in our studio (Lorna Morgan and April McKenzie come to mind), but no girl has ever looked as ready to pop as Shyla. She was eight-months pregnant when this video was shot on May 3, and she told us her due date is June 9. Well, I was pretty convinced her due date was going to end up being May 3.
“She can come any time,” Shyla said.
So enjoy this Blog video, and enjoy Shyla’s new photos and videos today and tomorrow at XLGirls.com. And I’m just wondering: Can you imagine Shyla walking around Wet ‘n’ Wild in Orlando, Florida wearing a tiny bikini while she’s this pregnant? I’m not into theme parks, but when the theme is “naturally huge-titted pregnant girls in bikinis,” I’m there.
At XLGirls.com, Kacey Parker loosens up a few muscles in “Massage Parlor Girl,” and a happy ending is guaranteed. Here’s Kacey in her masseuse’s titty-whiteys before she unleashes her massive 36H massage pillows on her client. It’s a lot more energetic than Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new Lifetime TV show The Client List. “I’m an attention whore,” Kacey boasts. “I love it when wives catch their husbands staring at my large, youthful tits!” Our kind of woman.
Krystal Swift is a walking wet dream.
At SCOREVideos.com, newcomer Krystal Swift demonstrates how the Czech Republic will not slow down its pace to win the International Boobs Race. With her pigtails and country girl outfit, sweet and fresh-faced Krystal looks like the farmer’s daughter who moved to the big city. Watch out for those innocent-looking farmer’s daughter types. They like to ride guys ragged, and Krystal is no exception, going hardcore in her debut.
Uh, Chantal...he stopped breathing...
Dave blogged about the debut of Chantal Raye, one of the new wave of girls who don’t wait months or years (and, many times, forever) to step up their thermostat. They’re ready, willing and most able right now, right off the snap. Is this happening because more girls are now genuine fans of adult material as much as guys are? Or are they more naturally uninhibited than earlier generations?
Shyla Shy at 8+ months.
This Monday at XLGirls.com, Shyla Shy returns a month after her pregnant hardcore scene at seven months. Here she is at 8+ months for one last visit before her blessed event. There will be another photo set and video at SCORELAND the first week of June. Dave and I were ready to deliver, just in case.
