I think he’s still breathing.
“Poor guy. So young. How did he die?”
“He got smothered by Xena Zoraki’s tits.”
“Oh. Well, that’s not so bad.”
I mean, I once got struck by a car while riding my bicycle. I’d much rather have been struck by Xena’s giant G-cup naturals.
Xena, one of the top newbies of 2023 or any year, returns to do it all today at XLGirls.com.
This guy’s counting on Emanuella’s tits for oxygen.
Emanuella Rossa‘s new scene at XLGirls.com features the super-stacked hottie smothering poor Michael Fly with her tits. Did I say “poor Michael Fly”? Is there anyone out there who wouldn’t want to be in his shoes? Has he even noticed that he can’t breathe? Well, Mr. Fly does come up for air to fuck Emanuella’s rack and get a blow job. Then he fucks her. Ah, poor Michael Fly! Alas!
Elliot writes of this scene, “Emanuella Rossa and Michael Fly make a hot pair for this torrid XLGirls scene. They have an erotic attraction. The heat levels in the bedroom rise as they fuck and suck. Emanuella has an erotic and highly sexual nature that pulls you in.”
So, the other night, my boob radar failed me. I was in a park and saw a girl who was sitting down and watching a game. My boob radar didn’t go off at all. About a half hour later, she stood up and…holy, shit! She was wearing a thin, pink crop top, and her tits were huge. Not only that, I could see the outline of her bra through her top. How did my boob radar fail me? Has this ever happened to you?
There’s a man’s head down there somewhere.
Did I ever tell you the story about the time I was directing a shoot and asked Africa Sexxx to do the impossible?
Yeah, I know, about a trillion times. That was the last time I directed a shoot.
Today at XLGirls.com, some lucky guy does the impossible: He survives after getting smothered by Africa’s ginormous naturals. She also wraps her tits around his cock and makes it disappear. Then she sucks it and makes it disappear again.
GREATEST DEEP-THROATERS IN SCORELAND HISTORY
Angelique and Tiffany Towers were also spectacular at deep-throating. Other girls have been great cock suckers; here, I’m talking specifically about deep-throating, a special talent.
Africa, one of my all-time favorites, has a lot of special talents. Is smothering a guy with your unbelievably huge tits a talent? Me says it is.
Jimmy finds himself at the junction of Rachel's big naturals.
Rachel Raxxx returns to SCORELAND today to tit-fuck Jimmy and suck and fuck his cock. Jimmy ends up glazing her rack, which is what a tit-man should do when he’s fucking a girl like Rachel.
Of course, not many girls are like Rachel. She’s a teen, she’s a super-stacked natural and she fucks on-camera. I betcha she’s the only girl in her neighborhood who can say that.
Over at XLGirls.com, Canadian brickhouse Roxee Robinson fucks again. She’s Nurse Big Tits, and she has the cure for what ails her patient.
On a slightly related subject, remember that TV show Petticoat Junction from the 1960s?
I actually watched an episode the other day, and I couldn’t believe the sexual innuendos. The show takes place at the Shady Rest Hotel in Petticoat Junction. And the train that passes through is called the Hooterville Cannonball.
Yeah, Hooterville!
The hotel is run by Kate Bradley and her three daughters, Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo and Betty Jo.
Busty daughters, I should add. And although the show never says so explicitly, they seem to be fucking passengers who get off the train. If you ask me, the Shady Rest is a brothel and Kate Bradley is the house mother.
The show’s theme song: “Lot of curves, you bet, even more when you get to the junction.”
Yeah, even more. The Bradley girls’ big tits and blow jobs.
It’s amazing the stuff I missed when I was a kid.
He’s pulsating alright. What boob-loving guy wouldn’t be when his face is being smothered by Roxi Red‘s incredible K-cup naturals? In today’s scene at SCORELAND, Roxi’s air conditioner has broken down, so she calls the repairman. It’s JMac! Things really heat up when he gets an eyeful of Roxi’s rack.
Tomorrow at SCORELAND, British babe Tia Clegg returns. Then comes the weekend, which features new Holly Wood XXX and new photos and video of natural newcomer Codi Vore.
Seen any busty weather girls lately?
Better Red than dead.
Peter was planning on just taking a nap.
What a way to go, right? I mean, you gotta go sometime, and this is as good a way as any. Better, actually.
Here, and today at SCORELAND, Roxi Red smothers Peter’s face with her K-cup naturals. He’s perfectly content to lie there until he taps out.
Fortunately, he doesn’t tap out and recovers long enough to fuck Roxi’s cleavage, mouth and pussy.
Also this weekend at SCORELAND: brand-new Wonder from Down Under Lila Payne on Saturday, 2015 SCORE Newcomer of the Year Katie Thornton on Sunday.
Hey, did I just inadvertently leak news?
Maserati serves "Breastfest in Bed."
Today at SCORELAND, a Maserati SCOREVideos special doubleheader. Two videos: “Breastfest in Bed” and “Jacking In The Ladies Room.”
There are a lot of ways to go. But is there a better way to go than being smothered by Maserati’s giant naturals?
The face-flattening power of super-human boobs.
The massive weight of Chelsea Charms’ and Colt 45’s tits plopped on my face for over a minute was like experiencing the G-forces a pilot feels on his face or in a pilot-training centrifuge. Every guy has his favorite moments and photos. This is one of mine, from the Exotic Dancer Fan Fair in 2000, in Las Vegas. When they removed their boobs, I could breathe again. It’s true. A guy can be smothered and crushed by tits. Fortunately, I didn’t need the facial reconstruction services of Drs. Christian Troy and Sean McNamara from Nip/Tuck. I only wish the event had been captured on video. I still remember the feel of their boob skin. I wonder what the world’s record is for being boob-headed.