Tag Archive: Thanksgiving
Today at SCORELAND and XLGirls.com, two of the popular girls spend some quality time in the kitchen.
At SCORELAND, we have Alexya and her culinary cleavage taking over.
At XL Girls, newcomer Nila Mason whips up something tasty.
The turkeys are missing, and that’s a good thing.
Both girls have a method of food handling that is not only approved, it’s encouraged. They juice their bodies the right way.
This is our version of a TV food channel.
On this day, we give thanks for all of the big-boobed girls who have spent quality time in our Hall of Hooters.
What are you giving thanks for this Thanksgiving? The guy who’s attached to that cock is giving thanks for Sheridan Love
I hope Sheridan Love doesn’t drool like that at the Thanksgiving table, although I’m sure she doesn’t. Sheridan is a nice, classy girl, and she knows saliva strings aren’t welcome at most holiday tables.
Today, I’m giving thanks that Sheridan decided to do her first boy-girl scenes in 2015 and did them with us.
Sheridan is giving thanks for all the big, hard porn cocks we gave her. She gets another one today at SCORELAND.
In the coming days, you’ll be giving thanks for Cathy Heaven in a sleazy DP scene and new photos of Katie Thornton and newcomer Danniella Levy.
And have I mentioned that Roxi Red returned to our studio a few weeks ago? I haven’t? Her boobs are bigger than ever. GINORMOUS. I’ll try to drop a photo on you this weekend.
Meanwhile, Happy Thanksgiving.
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, but today, I’m going to give thanks. I am going to give thanks because there are times when I have to stop and realize that I’m lucky to have the job I have. And those times usually occur when I’m thinking, “Why don’t I ever get any?”
For example, there’s a new hardcore video of Siri going up tomorrow at SCORELAND. You will definitely give thanks for this video. Siri has a three-way with two studs. I suggest that between football games, you sneak off to your study, or wherever your jack chamber happens to be, and enjoy the show. But there’s a third guy in the video. He’s not a stud. He doesn’t get any of Siri’s mouth or pussy. He plays the boss.
That guy would be me.
Poor me. Pity me! Let’s have a pity party for Dave. Because all Dave got to do that day was stare at Siri’s naked tits and ass for about a half hour.
I have done the following over the past 11 years: Interview girls while they were sucking SOME OTHER GUY’S cock. Interview girls while they were FUCKING SOME OTHER GUY. Had girls finger-fuck and dildo their pussies in front of me…just so they could fuck SOME OTHER GUY. Oiled up girls’ boobs before they went off to fuck SOME OTHER GUY.
Well, I’m here to tell you that you get two things from situations like these:
1.) Blue balls.
2.) Good memories.
And there’s nothing like a good memory to get rid of a nasty case of blue balls.
So I’m giving thanks. Thanks for the in-person tits, thanks for the in-person pussy, thanks that I could walk into the studio, as I did earlier this week, and see Bailey Santanna sitting in the makeup chair without a stitch of clothes on.
Of course, moments later, she fucked SOME OTHER GUY!
But I’m giving thanks anyway. Because as the hooker says to Woody Allen in the movie Deconstructing Harry, “It beats the hell out of waitressing!”
Not that I’ve ever been a waitress. Happy Thanksgiving.
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Thanksgiving: A time for the eating of turkey.
Spanksgiving: A time to give your dick a jerky.
Ah, the great day of thanks. A time for us to eat and eat and eat and watch football. And eat.
A time of dishes and best wishes. A plethora of pies and contented, stuffed sighs.
While we know that pigskin and turkey will occupy your time today, we think that
on this day, we should all be grateful for the ladies who make you beat your meat.
So, in the great tradition of Spanksgivings gone by, allow me to give you our list of what we are grateful for this year.
THIS YEAR, WE ARE GRATEFUL…
Are you hungry or horny? SCORE Girls spend a lot of time in the kitchen–at least in our kitchen–but they don’t do a lot of cooking. So, if you’re in the mood for food, then you’ve come to the wrong place. But if your fantasies run along the lines of having a huge-boobed girlfriend in the kitchen on Thanksgiving Eve–and you’re willing to order takeout tomorrow or go out to dinner–then you’ve definitely come to the right place.
And remember, Thanksgiving is a time to count our bountiful blessings. What are you thankful for?
It’s Turkey Day…we’ve gobbled down the bird. We’ve watched football. We’ve seen the floats at the Macy’s Day Parade. We’ve helped ourselves to that second, possibly third, helping of pie. And now, we’re bloated and satisfied and pondering what we are thankful for.
Well, because I am so helpful, I am going to give you a list of things that I am thankful for and I’m a fan of show AND tell, so I’m going to give you a little picture show, too. Hope you guys are just as grateful for the bounty of bosoms below, as I am.
Happy Thanksgiving! xoxo, Maria
LET US GIVE THANKS FOR: