As of today, the 20 Club has a new member, and it’s Princess Pumpkins.
The 20 Club is for girls whose bust size is at least 20 inches larger than their waist. As you’d expect, it’s an exclusive club (although it’s one of those clubs that a girl can actually buy into by making her tits absolutely huge).
The club’s membership roster: SaRenna Lee, Lolo Ferrari, Toppsy Curvey, Lisa Chest, Wendy Whoppers, Letha Weapons, Tawny Peaks, Candy Cantaloupes, Lili Xene, Busty Dusty, Kayla Kleevage, Traci Topps, Angelique, Crystal Storm, Tiffany Towers, Minka, Casey James, Colt 45, Lisa Lipps and Pandora Peaks, Chelsea Charms, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Vanessa Montagne, Elizabeth Starr, Dee Dee Deluxxx, Keisha Evans, Melonie Charm, Roxi Red, Beshine, Maxi Mounds and Miosotis.
And now, Princess Pumpkins.
“I’ve never found a bra big enough to fully fit,” she said. “My boobs are too big and my back is too small.”
Correction: Boobs can never be too big and backs can never be too small.
I interviewed Princess Pumpkins when she came to Miami for her first SCORE shoots, and I couldn’t take my eyes off her tits. This is a girl who loves big tits as much as we do, and here’s another amazing thing about her: She’s only five-feet tall. She might be the ultimate slim ‘n’ stacker.
Princess gets her pumpkins out today at SCORELAND. She also plays with her hairy pussy. Welcome to the club, Princess.
The cover of the November 1999 SCORE said it all with 20 photos of the slimmest and bustiest babes ever showcased in the magazine. These super-busty favorites were selected for a special photo collection called “Supersized!” aka “The 20 Club.”
How were they picked? The minimum requirements were that the girl’s bust measurement exceeded her waist by 20 inches or more.
How many super-hooter heroines can you identify on this cover?
The “Caught in the Act” section featured Darien Vain, live on stage at T’s Lounge in Pompano Beach, Florida. (The club is still there. Isis Haze danced there last week.) With the busty feature dancer scene pretty much faded away at strip clubs, it became less-productive as time went on to continue sending photographers to local clubs for “Caught in the Act.”
Busty Kathi, a well-known big-bust Internet star, posed for an exclusive photo shoot and chatted in an interview I did with her. Although she had a regular job as a technical writer and was a married mom, Kathi ran an advice column on the Web called “Ask Kathi,” and she was a treasure chest of information about breasts, their care and maintenance.
They asked Busty Kathi for advice. She would answer.
Bobbi Roxxs came to us through Alyssa Alps. They met at a strip club called Temptations in Tucson, Arizona, and Alyssa recommended SCORE to kick-start her career to national prominence like so many have done. Before becoming a dancer, Bobbi spent six years in the U.S. Marine Corps after graduating high school. She was also a billboard model for the Marines recruiting department. (“The Few. The Proud. The Busty.”)
Bobbi Roxxs' first pictorial.
College coed by day, dancer by night, Vicki Valentine also made her debut, along with Ashley Heart, who went from teen model to busty SCORE Girl. A Florida dancer named Becky Johnson returned, and Linsey Dawn McKenzie made her seventh SCORE appearance.
Rounding out the edition was “Fantasy SCORE” by Duncan Gutteridge and “Boob Beat,” which checked out New Jersey Web model Toni Marie, and a Minka and Lisa Lipps photo shoot. The “Scorecard” readers’ forum was filled with letters of praise for Diane Poppos. “On The Road” with Alyssa Alps traveled to Toronto, Michigan and New York. That girl was always on the go-go-go.
And that’s the way it was 15 years ago in SCORE magazine.
Roxi “50-30-36” Red sounded exactly like wifey material when she talked about her interests and hobbies.
She likes to shop, go out to eat, have lots of sex and clean her house.
I don’t know if Roxi’s looking for a husband, but I take it for granted that one important qualification would be the ability to lift, let alone worship, extremely heavy boobs.
Roxi’s a quiet girl with down-to-earth interests. In fact, she’s one of the quietest models we’ve ever had visit the SCORE studio. Her body does all the talking.
See more of this “20 Club” member today by pitching your tents at SCORELAND, command central for big boobs.
Roxi Red shows off her 20 Club credentials today at SCORELAND.
We call it The 20 Club, and it’s a very amazing place. Very exclusive, too. It’s for girls whose chest measurement is at least 20 inches larger than their waist. They’re the ultimate in slim ‘n’ stacked.
Linsey joined the club in late 1999.
The 20 Club was introduced in the November ’99 issue of SCORE, and it had 20 members. Member 21 would come along a few issues later, when Linsey Dawn McKenzie revealed her boob growth spurt that put her at 46-26-36, right at the qualifying mark. She was the first natural in The Club. Since then, there have been two more.
Miosotis (50-28-36) is one.
Roxi Red, who returns to SCORELAND today, is the newest at 50-30-36.
It boggles the mind to think that slim ‘n’ stacked girls like Venera, Morgan Leigh and Merilyn Sakova, girls who are really slim and have really big tits, are not in The Club. Morgan misses by only an inch. That’s how exclusive The Club is.
Baseball has its Hall of Fame. Over 3,000 people have successfully summited Mount Everest. A total of 530 people have flown into outer space. Three hundred-ninety-nine people have won soccer’s World Cup. Only 31 girls are members of “The 20 Club.”
The November '99 SCORE cover.
Miosotis was the first natural to join The 20 Club in over 10 years.
1. Her tits are 36KKK naturals. Yes, I said 36KKK. Yes, I said naturals. By comparison, Minka has KK-cups, and they’re not natural.
2. Her waist measurement is only 28 inches.
3. Here at SCORE, we have something called “The 20 Club.” It’s for models whose chest measurement is at least 20 inches larger than their waist measurement. As you can guess, it’s a very exclusive club. Most of its members are augmented. This girl is natural, and she enters the Club with a 22.
4. She fucks, too.
5. She’s making her SCORELAND debut next Friday.
6. If she spoke English, you might catch her singing, “It’s my own sun that’s upon your face! The sun, my own sun. It’s upon your face! It’s upon your face!”
I wish those tits were upon my face.
And that’s all I have to say on the matter. For now.
