Tag Archive: toys

It’s British bust-out day

February 2, 2017 by Elliot James

Webcams are plentiful in the States, but there’s no television equivalent as there is in the UK. When slim and stacked blonde Tia Clegg appears on those call-in TV channels (like Danniella Levy does), Brit fans chat her up on their cell phones for filthy banter while they watch her gyrate. At SCORELAND, Tia does one of her popular spank shows without the cell phone. There’s also a Bonus chat video.

Tia wets her toy for pussy stuffing.

At XL Girls, Sarah Jane gets wet in her big toy show that she narrates with dirty, sexy flirting. Girls from the UK always sound so proper and well-mannered even when they’re chatting about squeezing their tits or getting fucked.

Sarah Jane says she plugs her squeeze box at least three times a week "when no one is home."

 

When Smiley Emma smiles, the whole world smiles with her

January 18, 2017 by Elliot James

The saying “Smile and the world smiles with you” definitely applies to XL Girl Smiley Emma.

That beaming smile and her Canadian cans make anyone smile, and if they don’t smile, there is no hope for them.

“I’m genuinely nice, easy to talk to and I am very silly,” said Emma.

“I think my best features are my smile and my boobs.” You don’t know which one, boobs or smile, to look at first.

Roxee Robinson is from Canada, too. It’s about time Canada invaded XL Girls. We welcome these plush invaders.

Tomorrow: Mya Blair. She’s not Canadian but her cans are colossal.

Emma has a nice bush to go with her Canadian cans.

Milly Marks is making her mark in a SCORELAND takeover

January 8, 2017 by Elliot James

“I used to play flag football for fun,” said newcomer Milly Marks. “I wasn’t good at it but it kept me active. Now I’m scared to join a sport because I don’t want to get hit in the face with my giant boobs.”

That’s an image to wrap your head around. I’ve always been big on busty girls running–dressed, topless or naked. One of my favorite SCORE visuals of girls running naked was from the 2007 group photo shoot in Eleuthera, The Bahamas.

SCORE’s head honcho told us, “Schedule another Milly scene ASAP!” so Milly’s back in her second photo shoot to show off her 36HH natural wonders and 20-year-old pussy.

For which I’m extremely grateful.

I was watching some old movies on Turner Classics and it seemed to me that Milly resembles a young Elizabeth Taylor.

By the way, the countdown to Milly’s first boy-girl scene is about to begin. Details to follow.

What scenic background? Where? I just see Milly.

Kitchen kitten Tigerr Benson shows how she juices

October 16, 2016 by Elliot James

Tigerr Benson. Finding a Tigerr loose in the kitchen can make a man hungry. Tigerr doesn’t just make fruit salads. She juices fruit. Juices them all over her big, round tits.

I don’t fantasize about Tigerr as the housewife type, but I could tap into that domestic daydream.

Actually, Tigerr does like cooking in and dining out. I asked her. She was in Paris at the time, a city not famous for the “Royale with cheese.”

Tigerr, what’s your favorite restaurant and your favorite dish?

“My current favorite restaurant is Gaggan in Thailand. It’s a 20-course meal. My favorite dishes on a quiet night in is Vongole Spaghetti or Goya Champaru. That’s Okinawan.”

Two videos and a pictorial. Lots of Tigerr today.

Our kind of juicing. A very healthy activity.

A day of Joana is boob bliss

August 18, 2016 by Elliot James

Didn’t Dr. McCoy use this gizmo on Star Trek?

Joana, one of the greatest naturals in big-boob modeling of any decade, is back in an all-new pictorial and video.

This time, Joana’s brought her Trekkie-style massage and a magic wand, a massage device that many girls swear by. And what they swear is, “I’m cumming!”

Joana seeks bliss and erotic nirvana with these two instruments attuned to her vibratory patterns.

A SCORELAND member named Zach71 asked, “How is it possible that Joanna just keeps getting sexier with age?”

I’ve asked myself the same question. It’s gotta be a combination of genetics, her diet and her lifestyle.

 

Joana beams up.

Lily Madison’s domination of Hitomi at SCORELAND

June 30, 2016 by Elliot James

Today in the House of Big-Busted and Bad Babes, Lily Madison takes control of her new friend Hitomi in their second meeting of the mams.

This one’s a little different from their first play date, as Dave wrote.

It’s a game of dominate and be dominated. Lily has Hitomi on an orange leash and wields her punisher, a orange cat o’ nine tails, to make Hitomi submit to her will. You know how chicks are. Everything’s gotta match.

Lily’s one of the more subtle, feminine dominatixes we’ve seen, ordering a very compliant Hitomi in whispery tones to suck her nipples and toy-bang her, and mind-fucking Hitomi throughout. Click here.

Lily holds the whip hand today in this one of a kind party with Hitomi.

 

 

Harmony Reigns’ rack royale

April 29, 2015 by Elliot James

The “Rack Royale” in question belongs to Miss Harmony Reigns of London, England.

Harmony has big 34G boobs, but don’t hold that against her.

On second thought, go ahead.

“If you classify porn as a sport, then I’m a sports fanatic,” Harmony says. “And I’m not bad on a stripper pole either.”

Showing off today at SCORELAND.

Big, juttin' tits give Harmony a boob shelf.

Tigerr Benson’s big boob bikini blow-out

July 5, 2014 by Elliot James

On Tigerr Benson’s activity list is a variety of cock-stiffening events. Like most girls, she spends a lot of time in the bathroom.

After removing her very tight clothes, Tigerr tries on teeny bikinis that look like butt floss and fondles her huge tits. (Go to any beach and let us know if you spot anyone with a body close to Tigerr’s. The odds are not good.)

Then it’s a finger lickin’ good time for Tigerr and her pierced pussy followed by playtime with a giant dildo. She showers to cool off that hot pussy. Tigerr’s a clean girl with a dirty mind. Watching her will take a load off…your mind. Tigerr also chats in a second video. Love that Brit accent. There’s no guy butt blocking the view of that heavenly bod today. That comes on July 18 when Tigerr will be back in her first SCORELAND hardcore workout with a porn cock.

Thank you, Tigerr Benson. Like Alyssa Lynn, Tigerr’s first SCORE magazine is Holiday ’14. coming soon.

Tigerr Benson: stretchin' that SCORE tank!

Happy hooters to you this weekend

June 6, 2014 by Elliot James

This weekend at SCORELAND:

Some of you might remember Olarita from 2007. Now she’s back, and Olarita 2.0 has packed on some boobage and buttage and looks better now than she did in 2007, in my opinion.

Brook Ultra’s outfit is not meant to be worn when among the general populace. It’s like a hot space-girl outfit with a touch of Asian bang-’em style, and the pasties with tassels add a touch of the burlesque dancer. Brook twirls the tassels by boob motion. If only there was a way to convert that kinetic breast power into electricity. Later on, Brook does it up with a big toy in her pussy and ass in a real eye-opener. Plus, candid shots and a bonus video of Brook around town and at the beach.

Angel Wicky will be massaging herself and taking good care of her big boobs in a private little spa where she pampers her skin to keep it velvety soft and silky smooth. Oil and a big toy push her over the cliff of pleasure.