Tag Archive: uniforms
October 30, 2016 by Dave
Nurse Sha Rizel.
The other day, I was interviewing a new, busty 40Something model named Candace Harley when she mentioned that she was going back to school. I asked her what she was going for, and I guessed her response at the same time she said it: “Nursing.”
Nurse Bliss.
Why is it that so many adult models are either former nurses, current nurses or want to become nurses? I asked this question in a blog about Tigerr Benson’s XXX nurse pictorial and video in which I pointed out that nurse is the most-common current, former or future occupation of SCORE Girls. V-Girls, too. And the ladies at 40SomethingMag.com, 50PlusMILFs.com and 60PlusMILFs.com. I concluded by saying, “Nurses are the horniest women in the world.”
I mean, it’s almost becoming a cliche, and the trend seems to be on the uptick. More and more nurses are finding their way to our studios (yes, that’s plural studios: We’re now actively shooting in California and Europe in addition to Miami, Florida). As I mentioned in that blog posting, the nurses themselves explain that they’re more comfortable with the human body than are most people. But there has to be more to it than that. But what?
MILF Persia Monir applies her nursing skills.
The fantasy about the naughty nurse is not just a fantasy. It’s real. Alyssa Lynn used to be a nurse. Renee Ross used to be a nurse. The list goes on.
I once knew this guy, a real blowhard, who said of women, “When in doubt, date a nurse.”
When in doubt? What did he mean by that? Did he mean that if you have a choice between dating a nurse and dating a school teacher, date the nurse? Who makes choices like that?
Anyway, there are a lot of nurse pictorials and videos at SCORELAND (and on Monday, a scene is going up at 40Something in which MILF Charli Shay is a nurse who provides visual inspiration to a guy having trouble giving a sperm sample at a clinic).
Nurses are caring. We knew that. They’re comforting and good with their hands. We knew that, too. A lot of them have huge boobs. Did we know that?
Well, we do now.
If you know a busty or MILFy nurse, think about telling her about us. She might have already thought about nude modeling. Ask her if she’d like to see SCORELAND. This much is true: You have a much better chance of getting a busty nurse to pose nude than you do with a woman in any other profession…except stripper, of course.
May 7, 2014 by Elliot James
You want fries with those big boobs?
Sexier than any sexy fast food TV commercial, this new video of Angel Wicky shows why it’s okay for girls with big-boobs to play with their food.
A real-life sensuous foodie, Angel is a shapely waitress with a customer who leaves her stuck with a tray of burgers and fries.
Without anyone to serve, Angel is a lonely waitress in an empty breastaurant.
She has to serve herself and serve herself she does.
If I was the Burger King King or the Burger King Chicken, I’d just give it up and let Angel take over.
The moral of the story?
Let girls play with their food.
See Angel now at SCORELAND.
“I just love attention and being an exhibitionist,” says Angel. “So this is a great way how to show my skills, do what I want to do and what I love and be nasty, dirty and sweet all at the same time. Be my own boss, travel and meet new people and learn new things. My dream was to get into eroticism and porn and make guys happy watching me.”
October 26, 2013 by Dave
Sharday is flashing the signs. This one means, "Cum on my tits."
I think Desirae is saying she wants to bunt.
The World Series continues tonight in St. Louis. Boston won Game 1. St. Louis won Game 2. The fans at Fenway Park in Boston for Games 1 and 2 were so bundled up, I couldn’t tell if any of them had big tits. That’s the problem with the World Series taking place in northern cities. If the Series was in Los Angeles or Miami, the TV cameras would be zooming in on scantily clad, big-boobed girls left and right, viewership would go up and every man would be happy no matter who won. Instead, we just get closeup after closeup of Boston fans chewing their fingernails.
Don't ever accuse Siri of using a corked bat.
Autumn-Jade prefers games that require the use of two balls.
But I’m here to make things right. The players on the Cardinals and Red Sox might not be much to look at (especially the Red Sox with those scruffy beards), but a SCORE Girl in a baseball uniform can liven up the most-boring game. Here are some of my favorites. Play ball!
June 8, 2013 by Elliot James
Then again, Siri never strikes out, does she? She did say she was a swinger. She really knows how to handle a bat.
This layout (published in the May ’13 SCORE, the awards issue) hits one right out of the park. See it now at SCORELAND.
Is Siri the answer to the Miami Marlins’ sagging attendance? I believe she is but no one will listen to me.
Take Siri out to the ball game.
April 2, 2013 by Elliot James
I’ve met some lady cops. A few of them were very attractive and sexy. None of them had big boobs and hot bodies like these four busty cops. Maybe they’re out there, but I’ve never met any.
Hot lady cops are a tradition on TV from M Squad to Without A Trace. They usually put them undercover as strippers, models and hookers. Hey, I don’t write these things. I just watch them.
Arianna Sinn
Christy Marks
Karina Hart
Autumn-Jade
We don’t shoot a lot of policewoman layouts. More are needed. I’m all for these cop cosplay themes because I think they’re horny, not corny.
SCORELAND needs more buxom cops patrolling the area. Who would turn down a chance to get busted?
August 24, 2010 by Dave
For some reason, the male students were always dropping their pencils in Karla James' classes.
Kali's favorite class was anatomy.
Karina Hart attended one of the rare schools where G-strings were part of the uniform.
This public safety announcement is brought to you by SCORELAND and the SCORE Girls. As hard as it is to believe, school is back in session in many parts of the world (isn’t the new school year supposed to start after Labor Day?). Please drive safely, pay attention to all traffic signs and study SCORELAND every day. You might not learn your ABCs, but you will learn your Ds. And double-Ds. And Fs. And Gs. And so on.
Merilyn Sakova could never understand why the other students had to study so hard to get straight A's.
Janet Jade graduated at the head of her class.
SaRenna Lee in the hottest teacher pictorial ever. See it now at SaRennasWorld.com.
February 21, 2010 by Elliot James
Taylor Wane has the wet dream nurse down to a science.
This letter was published in “Scorecard” #45 back in 2001. It’s one of those topics that never gets dated. At first, letter writer Paul admits it was originally a complaint, but then he does a complete 180.
“As a devotee since 1997, you never stop amazing me with the quality of big titters. But this was going to be a letter of complaint regards the insult to my profession as a nurse. We try to destroy the myth that nurses are sex objects and are therefore the fantasy of men. As a man, I also have the fact that most people think that male nurses are gay. We are not. When I saw the pictorial of Linsey as a nurse, I thought, ‘Oh my God.’ Perfection. Words do not express what happened down below but it was a while before it returned to normal. So maybe I was being a prude. All I can say is would you mind asking SaRenna if she would do a nurse’s pictorial as she is my favorite model of all time.”
This in no way realistically depicts the nursing profession. Unfortunately.
The sexy nurse theme isn’t just used by horny publishers and movie studios. I was reading in a newspaper that the owners of Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, Arizona, filed a federal lawsuit against a new Delray Beach, Florida restaurant called Heart Stoppers, claiming that the Florida place is using the medical themes that Heart Attack Grill says it originated. It’ll be interesting to see how this case plays out. It seems to me that the costumed server theme is kinda universal. There have to be restaurants somewhere with waitresses dressed as cheerleaders or plaid-skirted co-eds. In Japan, there are cafes that feature waitresses dressed as French maids.
I love Jezhabelle, but this uniform was too baggy so it didn't make my top five.
Going back to Paul’s letter, A.) I never thought of male nurses as being gay and I didn’t know that people in general do, as Paul claims. B.) I absolutely do think of female nurses, in general, as sex objects. In my own life, I’ve never had a nurse who came close to looking like any of our models, regardless of the uniform. (Probably some lucky dudes have.) But I have seen some sensational-looking clerical staffers in various doctors’ offices. Maybe our friend Renee Ross, who says she wears scrubs in her job as a post-op nurse, will comment about Paul’s statements.
We don’t do lots of nurse-themed shoots. I wish we did more. My own top five SCORELAND nurses are 1) Cindy Cupps; 2) Autumn-Jade; 3) Cherry Brady; 4) Romina Lopez; and 5) Taylor Wane from March ’05 SCORE. Jezhabelle only made runner-up because her uniform was too loose-fitting and she was undressed by the fourth photo in the pictorial. Some nurse sets shot in England with Nicole Peters, Denise Davies and Linsey didn’t work for me at all because the girls wore real British nurse uniforms that couldn’t be any less sexless, not the over-the-top, costume-shop nurse uniforms and FM shoes that even the Heart Attack Grill and Heart Stoppers “nurses” probably would never wear.
I wonder if Paul is still reading SCORE and if he’s approved of all the nurse pictorials that we’re published since he wrote us in 2001. I hope to think so.
Deserves an award for all-time sleaziest nurse outfit.
July 29, 2009 by Maria
Private Autumn salutes her Sergeant.
Chantz Fortune could bust me whenever she wants.
Nurse Cindy can make it all better.
We have great debates here at SCORELAND. Sometimes we argue over who our best newcomer is and sometimes it’s about which photos go to SCORE Mag and which ones come to me at V-Mag. Sometimes we get into heated discussions about projects that are in the pipeline,and it can get pretty nuts if we start talking about tits. (Dave claims that although I have all the “equipment,” he knows how to use it. I usually roll my eyes at this and ask him to cease and desist. lol)
Janet Jade needs a lesson. See her new schoolgirl photos today at SCORELAND.
Lately, we’ve had all these heated discussions about big-titted chicks in costumes. (I think this was sparked by a blog comment about chicks in military garb.) I, for one, am a fan of hot babes with their giant boobs stuffed into tight, little costumes. (I’m a big fan of juggy cops. Maybe because I would like to be “busted” by a busty officer? Hmm?)
Some would argue that costumes aren’t necessary, but I think that big-boobed construction workers, chefs, schoolgirls, and nurses are the stuff of wet dreams. Don’t you? So, I want to hear from you guys. Are hooters in fantasy garb your cup of tea? If so, what kind of costumes turn you on? I’d love to know. – Maria
