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Announcing the finalists for 2013 V-mag XXX Performer of the Year

October 15, 2013 by Dave

Will Maserati be the best fuckin' fucker two years in a row?

Nikki Smith: Will let you suck her tits for votes.

Big-boobed girls who fuck on-camera deserve an award. For the past few years in V-mag, that award has been XXX Performer of the Year. In 2012, the winner was Maserati. Who will win 2013’s prize?

And the finalists are:

Bailey Santanna, who fucked while six-months pregnant.

Felicia Clover, a V-mag rookie who got ass-fucked on-camera.

Harmony White, another rookie who fucked during her second day in our studio.

Jolie Rain, a lusty redhead with big tits and a love of cock.

Kristina Milan, the naturally super-stacked Dominican who likes to squirt her mam milk on cocks.

Maserati, last year’s winner.

Melissa Reed, whose ass is a thing of beauty.

Nikki Smith, the girl next door who, in 2013, has fucked in our studio more than any other V-Girl.

Sabina Leigh, another girl next door who fucked two guys at once.

Scarlet LaVey, an impressive rookie who is only 21 years old.

Shyla Shy: There's milk in them thar hooters!

Shyla Shy, who fucked pre- and post-pregnancy and has a disc in the DVD set Preggos & Milkers all to herself.

Siri reads Harry Potter books and fucks but rarely does both at the same time.

Siri, the blonde nerd who fucks.

Who will win?

By the way, awards ballots are already pouring in, and I appreciate that. However, every once in a while, I get an email that says, for example, “I vote for Scarlet LaVey for Newcomer of the Year.” But the sender hasn’t voted in any of the other categories. So what do I do? I delete the vote. That’s right. I send it to the trash bin without counting it. Because the rules clearly state, “INCOMPLETE BALLOTS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. YOU MUST VOTE IN ALL FIVE CATEGORIES FOR ANY OF YOUR VOTES TO COUNT.”

Simple enough? Apparently not, which is why I brought it up.

Announcing the finalists for 2013 V-mag Plumper of the Year

September 29, 2013 by Dave

Renee Ross

Arianna Sinn

Yes, it’s only late September, but in the publishing world, 2013 is just about over. The Holiday 2013 issue of Voluptuous isn’t officially scheduled to go on-sale until October 15, but judging by the emails I’ve been receiving, the issue is already in a lot of peoples’ hands. How does this happen? Lots of ways. Too many to explain.

And today, I received this email from M.W. Subject line: “My 2013 Awards Votes.”

That’s right. This year, we’re announcing the finalists for the 2013 V-mag awards in the Holiday 2013 issue, and rather than spill all of the beans at once, I’m going to announce the finalists one category at a time, little by little, blog by blog.

Let’s start with Plumper of the Year. The 10 finalists are Kendra Lee Ryan, Janne Hollan, Nikki Smith, Arianna Sinn, Micky Bells, Kristina Milan, Scarlet LaVey, Rene Love, Roxanne Miller and Renee Ross.

Kristina Milan

Micky Bells

There are four standout superstars in this category–Renee, Kristina, Micky and Arianna–to go along with four 2013 newcomers (Kendra Lee, Scarlet, Nikki and Rene Love). I would be a little shocked if one of the superstars didn’t win, although Nikki has done so much XXX this year that she might pull an upset, as might Scarlet. Kristina won two years ago and is a perennial favorite among V-men. But has the time come for Queen of Cleavage Micky Bells to become Queen of the Plumpers?

Who will get your vote?

Next week: the finalists for Ass of the Year.

 

Welcome to Cleavage City

September 24, 2013 by Dave

I don't know how Sheridan sees her book over all that boobage.

Today, I was going to show you this photo of Sheridan Love and leave it at that. Because, really, what more do you need? Sheridan returned to the SCORELAND studio earlier this month, looking more beautiful than ever, and bustier, too. Turns out Sheridan gained some weight, and it all went to her tits and her ass. Very little of it–none of it, as far as I can tell–went to her waist, and she now has a classic hourglass figure. Very impressive.

I asked Sheridan about how she likes to dress, and she said, “t’s really hard to find outfits that can fit my boobs, waist and ass. But I’m so proud of the way I look that I don’t mind going out and flaunting it. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.”

I agree 100%. Covering up a great pair should be a criminal offense, one Sheridan is not guilty of. She’s going to flaunt it again next week on October 1 at SCORELAND.

Just check out the sweater Sheridan is wearing. Look at the strain her giant G-cups are putting on those buttons. They might have popped open on their own, but Sheridan was nice enough to take off the sweater just minutes later.

Speaking of tight tops and cleavage, Micky Bells returns to XLGirls.com on Thursday. Roxi Red comes back to SCORELAND on Sunday.

Micky doesn't have to get her tits out. They're always out.

I'm seeing Red, but I'm not angry.

And now for an announcement of great importance: In 2014, we will celebrate the 20th anniversary of Voluptuous. The actual first issue was cover-dated Spring 1994, and we’ll probably celebrate the anniversary in the May, June or July issue.

But how?

I have some ideas up my sleeve (we celebrated SCORE‘s 20th with a greatest photos ever issue, and it was a huge seller), but I’m wondering how you’d like to see us celebrate V-mag’s 20th.

Real ideas, please. No, we can’t invite all of you to a gang bang with Lorna, Kerry, Linsey, Micky, Nicole, etc. I’d like to, but I can’t.

 

 

What a waist! Gabrielle Love and her hourglass figure

February 27, 2013 by Dave

Gabrielle Love and her hourglass figure, today at SCORELAND.

R.N. from New Jersey writes, “I had an experience with the April ’13 issue of V-mag that I have had only twice before in many years of reading your magazines. I wonder if other readers have ever had a similar experience. As usual, all of the girls from cover-to-cover are cock-stiffening. One model, however, is so exciting that even when I begin jacking over one of the other girls, I find myself returning to this one beauty every time for the exquisite moment of pleasure when I shoot my load. That’s what happens to me with Gabrielle Love. I have started masturbating over every girl in the issue, including three times over Siri having her way with two cocks, but I never fail to turn to Gabrielle when I cum. The pleasure Gabrielle gives me is so intense that my toes curl as I shoot. I hope you won’t laugh at me for admitting that, but it’s true.”

I mentioned this letter a few weeks ago, but I didn’t mention who R.N. was referring to. I’m mentioning it this time because Gabrielle has a new photo set, the one from the April ’13 Voluptuous, going up today at SCORELAND, and I’m glad to see that she’s getting the attention she deserves. Gabrielle has a true hourglass figure: 46-32-48. That’s impressive! You’re just not going to find many girls who have 48-inch butts and 32-inch waists. Yeah, I know, sub-30 is the magic number for waist size in this skin-and-bones obsessed society, but I want to know how many of those sub-30 girls have 46-inch chests and 48-inch hips. You don’t see a lot of girls, even V-Girls, with hourglass figures. Cherry Brady is one, and it’s no wonder she’s so popular.

By the way, the waist–a curvy waist, not a straight waist–is one of the most-underlooked parts of a woman’s body. What do most sexy girls have in common? Upper bodies that taper in and curve back out again.

Gabrielle told us, “I think that it’s great that I have what a lot of women pay lots of money to get: big tits and a big ass. I don’t mind when men look at me, either. It’s natural for men to see a woman they find attractive and react to her. I think guys should be honest and polite about it.”

Honest and polite, eh? But it’s alright if we think dirty thoughts, right? Right.

 

 

Goodbye SCORELAND! Thank you for the good times!

January 15, 2013 by Maria

Thanks to H.D. for this drawing of me!

Hi, boob lovers!

I told you guys last week that I had a big announcement and here it is…

The time has come for me to bow out and bid you all farewell.

I know, I know…I am sad about it, too. 🙁

After many, many years as your V-mag editor and a couple of years as one of your SCORELAND Blog editors, I am embarking on a new journey in marketing and hanging up my…uh…keyboard?

It was a tough decision to make, leaving behind all of the great people I work with here. I mean, I am sure that everyone thinks I will miss the tits and ass the most, (Of course I will miss it…) but what I really will miss is laughing and joking with the great folks here like Elliot and Dave and all the other staff that makes it happen everyday.

My journey started here in 2004 when I started working here as an archive clerk in our image library. Many years later, I sit at the helm of V-mag, and this editor gig is one of the best jobs I have ever had. Sure, the boobs are great. Yeah, being THISCLOSE to the models is fun. But really, I think the best part about V-mag is all the loyal fans and readers. You guys are great and I will think of you all often.

As I type this, I remember all of the amazing moments we have shared. Writing and then heading to Hungary to film Busty Riding Academy with Dave is a highlight for me. Writing Boob Science with Elliot is another. Interviewing Kelly Shibari and falling through the studio floor is a great one. Teaching Jenna Valentine how to make her boobs bounce is one of the best. lol

And all of the memories would not have been possible without all of you…the fans.

I would like to thank all of you for chatting with me via the Blog and Boobmail for so many years. I would also like to thank all the lovely models who participated in my blog videos. Kelly Shibari, Kaytee Carter, Jenna Valentine, Renee Ross, Melissa Manning, Siri, Marilyn Mayson and Molly Howard, Maserati…just to name a few. You ladies are not only beautiful but hilarious and great fun to be around. Truly.

Also…you have amazing tits. 😉 Thanks for shaking them in my direction for all these years.

And now, because I hate goodbyes, especially ones that are so sad, I want to leave you with a parting gift to remember me by.

A few years ago while filming K-JUGS, I was called in to do one of my first blog videos ever with Renee Ross. We were doing a segment with boxing gloves, and I happened to have my boxing gear with me. (I have boxed since I was a kid.) I wanted Renee to jump rope topless for me (and she tried really hard, bless her heart lol) so I could watch her boobs bounce. While this was happening, I actually offered to jump rope with her for a few moments and try and show her how to do it. The moment was captured by one of our video editors, Lester, and has never before been seen. (It ended up on the cutting room floor before K-JUGS was released.)

When I thought about what I would say here, at the end of our journey together, I wanted it to be memorable and poignant.

Then I thought, “Why not just show them the jumping rope footage?”

Personally, I think it’s quite funny and a great moment in SCORELAND studio history.

And I laugh the whole time. And that’s how I want you to remember me…laughing and having a great time with our models.

So, without further ado, I present to you my farewell…an opus about jumping rope.

lol

Thank you for all the good times!

xoxo

Maria

Siri, will you sex me?

December 14, 2012 by Elliot James

Image stabilizers and steady-cams were invented for cameras so that men with shaking, trembling hands would be able to photograph girls like Siri without ruining the shot.

The perfect combo of beauty, boobs, body and brain, Siri is back at SCORE this weekend in a fresh boff-bash at SCOREVideos.com.

From the dress that requires adult supervision to the suckin’ and smashin’ and smooshin’, this is, in my opinion, Siri’s horniest SCORE video.

Dave thinks Hitomi will win Newcomer of the Year. I think Siri will win.  (There is such a thing as a free lunch because we have a bet riding on this, and the loser pays.)

Siri has it all, does it all and puts it all out there. She’s invigorated the year at SCORE and V-mag. There are two weeks left before the SCORE voting ends, and it’s looking like a two-girl race. A month later, the V-mag voting wraps.

For now, let’s forget the contests and just focus on Siri’s wild ways. Warning! This cumming attraction clip might fry your motherboard.

 

Is this dress legal?

Tits to give you fits!

November 18, 2012 by Elliot James

Your favorite racks at your favorite magazine rack.

There’s no need for a reason to celebrate big boob teasin’ but it’s that time of the man-pleasin’ season. The annual Voluptuous contest issue is here! Pick the top models of 2012! Cast your votes for Model of the Year, Newcomer of the Year, Plumper of the Year, Ass of the Year, Pussy of the Year and XXX of the Year.

Now at your favorite magazine store or newsagent’s kiosk with a bonus DVD inside in most areas. Page after page of succulent voluptuousness. Girls you could scour the world for and be hard pressed to find. We do the searching for you and bring ’em back to show you every beautiful inch. Our 18th year in finding the best chests and natural breasts! Can’t find V-mag at your favorite store? Demand it. Email us at Voluptuous@scoregroup.com and give us the details.

Follow SCORELAND on Twitter: Twitter.com/Scoreland


Joana, I love you…

November 5, 2012 by Maria

Joana looked amazing in 2006.

Joana looks even more amazing in 2012.

There is a great song from the 80s by Kool and the Gang called “Joanna.”

The lyrics go something like:

Joanna, I love you.
You’re the one,
The one for me.

I’m in love, and I won’t lie,
She’s my girl and always on my mind.
She gives me her love and a feeling that’s right.
Never lets me down, especially at night.

Aren’t those lyrics romantic? Aren’t they full of love and adoration? Well, right up to the part where they sing, Never lets me down, especially at night.

That part sounds suspiciously as if the Joanna they are referring to can give a guy wood throughout the evening hours.

And that is exactly how I feel about Joana Bliss, who came back to us after a six-year hiatus. She looks so goddamn foxy that I can’t help but sing.

And yes, she can also give boob lovers wood all night long.

Joana came back to us and she came back strong, and who doesn’t love a good comeback story?

Who doesn’t love when a model comes out of retirement and comes back, (tits) swinging?

And to be perfectly honest, Joana is one of my favorite comebacks of all time.

She is just so damn beautiful. If the years have been kind to our comeback queens, they have been overly kind to Joana, who looks EVEN BETTER than when she first posed for our lensmen.

Her breasts hang a little lower and her areolae are a little more distended, but overall, Joana looks pretty spectacular. She has really grown into her curves, getting softer in all the right places.

I, for one, cannot WAIT to see more of her at SCORELAND and in V-mag. You guys should be on the lookout for her upcoming comeback pictorial in V-mag. I promise you that it will make you want to sing, too.

Enjoy these two pics of Joana. She’s the one, the one for me.

xoxox,

Maria