Comments “Benny Hana,” “I just want to give a big shout out to the SCORELAND model scouts finding all these huge, natural-titty, voluptuous and very sexy Eastern European girls. I think it’s the most common trend on here, but that’s a good thing. Juliana Simms being our newest addition.”
First, I’d like to thank Benny for his comments and also thank him for his fun restaurants.
In the 1990s, when it came to naturals, the British ruled: Linsey, Lorna Morgan, Jessica Turner, CJ, Kerry Marie and many more. Now the Europeans rule: Vanessa Y., Sha, Valory, Joana, Angel, Micky and newcomer Juliana. But America is still not down for the count just yet. There’s Maserati, Cat Bangles, Marie Leone, Rockell, Jenna Valentine and new girls Harlow and Chloe Rose. Still, it does seem like the USA lags behind badly in the international boobs race.
Writes Roberto, “Juliana is the most beautiful florist in the world and by far the best discovery since Romanian Joana Bliss. Her massive jugs are the most hypnotizing I’ve seen in a long time. She is now a strong candidate for Newcomer of the Year.”
Okay, it’s only September 13th but I want to go over who’s new, hip, hot and happening at SCORELAND this month because a lot is going on.
On September 2, Kalila Kane arrived for the Big Show. Kalila is slim, exotic, stacked and slinky. She comes to us courtesy of a friend who is a SCORE fan. Kalila says “I just started training in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and I’m teaching myself to play the piano. I trap, have fixed and release feral cats in the D.C. area. I currently have a 1992 Kawasaki Ninja Ex250 motorcycle that I’m fixing up. I’m really into group sex and consensually forced sex at the moment, so most of my fantasies revolve around that. Having sex when it’s kind of wrong satisfies me.” Okay, I’d like to see her do a XXX video for us. She had me at altruistic stripper and Kawasaki Ninja 250.
On September 5, Jazmine debuted. A pretty, slim-n-stacked bikini beach bunny, Jazmine went straight from New Discovery to boy-girl in the space of two days. She’s got a rack and she’s on track. In this era of instant gratification, it’s interesting to observe that here’s someone who waited to do a XXX scene, even if it was for a day. I’m not quite sure why Jazmine waited so long but I’m sure the Boob Brotherhood was happy about it. Jazmine likes doggie-style, oral sex, her hair being pulled, being finger-fucked and spanked. “I try to have sex every day,” says Jazmine. If she’s gonna have sex every day, she might as well do it here, right? Why keep it a big secret?
On September 10, Rockell hit SCORELAND like an asteroid. In other words, a heavenly body. SCORE doesn’t get many models from Alabama. “I love being nude. If I could be a nudist and do it in Alabama, I would. But I turn heads wherever I go, topless or not.” I absolutely believe that and I think that being seen at SCORELAND is Rockell’s big break-out move. I also think the magazine readers who pay little or no attention to this thing called the Internets are going to go ga-ga-gazongas over Rockell. She has the kind of easy-going, relaxed, having-fun vibe I got from Kerry Marie, Jessica Turner, Lorna Morgan as well as from Valory, Terri Jane, and Kaytee Carter.
On September 12, Roxi Red exposed her shock and awe inspiring K-sized wonders for the first time. Dave, Maria and I felt like we were Tasered. Memories of the mammaries of Sammie Black, Jenny Hill, Mianna Thomas, Miosotis, Vanessa Del and Kristina Milan flooded my brain. Roxi is a rare one! “In high school, I went from DD to H to K,” said Roxi. “I was always interested in becoming a model but I was always told that my boobs are too big. But I’m happy to be where I’m at now. This is the first time I’ve ever done any adult modeling.” The swine who dictate to the sheep of society what models should look like would not give Roxi her due but we are happy to place her on a pedestal. You can also get some really good boob angles when they loom over you.
And tomorrow, a new SCORE wife enters these Hallowed Halls of Hooters and she’s going for the big enchilada with special sauce. Barbie Kelley is the spouse of a reader who has collected and kept every single issue of SCORE and Voluptuous ever published. That’s 20 years. He could have kept his own SCORE wife to himself yet they chose to share her with the big-boob world and to enjoy seeing their own fantasies come to life. Now it’s official: Barbie has joined the League of Extraordinary Busty Housewives of SCORE. “If I am going out, I usually wear a bra. Around the house, all bets are off and you’ll be lucky to find me in any clothing if I am home.” Lucky man!
I’d like to point out that we’re only through half the month. So stay tuned.
Kickin’ her heels up is newcomer Jasmine Shiraz in pictures and video. Jasmine gives us a boob-bouncing show, talks to SCORE’s Studio manager T (find out what Jasmine likes to wear on the golf course), does an up-close-and-personal bra show and then gets even closer-and-more-personal in a hands-on cam-show. The bodacious New Jersey girl-next-door blows away the cast of Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and Housewives of New Jersey, in my opinion. Are there more like you in New Jersey, Jasmine? We must find them.
Who needs boughs of holly when Leanne Crow is decked out with boobs of jolly for the holidays?
Chica doesn’t need a coat. She has the warmth of the Dominican sun to heat up her bare bod. Girls don’t need to wear much clothing there any time of the year.
Valory, Eden and Sophie have a bed-rockin’ pillow bash and mash. This is what happens when you put busty girls in the same bedroom for more than a few minutes. No one knows exactly what causes this.
If you haven’t watched the new SCOREtv Holiday Edition, you’ve missed Jasmine as the model-in-a-box and you’ve missed Kelly Christiansen, Melissa Manning, Maserati, Minka, Desiree, Nancy Navarro, Micky Bells, Venera, Karen Fisher, Samantha 38G and Destiny Rose. It’s not a true holiday season without them.
Over at XLGirls.com, sexy Nikki Cars is finally back, and she still has that magic touch, proven by the fresh pictorial and video, “Driving Nikki Cars.” It took a while to find Nikki, but she was well worth it.
Voluptuous was the first men’s mag to photograph the chesty Israeli model Eden Mor. There are very few girls from Israel in the SCORE world. After that first time, Eden traveled to Spain, along with Kelly Kay, Joana Bliss, Crisa, Bozena and Florri in 2004. She and Bozena paired off in the breastfest DVD Knockin’ Nipples. After that, we lost touch until recently. Eden has changed.
Quite a collection here.
After Taylor Stevens in Canada, Eden Mor is the second Voluptuous/XL Girl to have had a dramatic weight reduction during the past year. It doesn’t happen very often. For the most part, models tend to gain weight and boobage. Autumn-Jade is the perfect example.
This year, a slimmer, trimmer Eden joined Valory, Arianna Sinn, Michelle Bond, Lana Ivans, and Sophie Mae in Portugal for Big-Boob Finishing School. SCORELAND is showing Eden’s pictorial from the July ’11 SCORE mag today.
Natasha's July '11 SCORE pictorial.
Opinions from the guys vary, but the majority of the comments about the new-look Eden have been good. Jeff wrote, “Eden, I’m one of your biggest fans. You have always been incredible and the slimmer version is absolutely smokin’ hot. Gorgeous face, incredible figure, and great personality. You have the best boobs on the planet (especially your nipples), plus I love your shaved pussy and incredible legs and ass. It’s heart attack time!” Alt commented: “Outstanding. I am fan of both versions of this grand lady and her magnificent hangers but this latest thinner version is simply stunning.” And RE wrote: “I much prefer her on the bigger side but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.” A true diplomat.
Tomorrow, Natasha Dulce from July ’11 SCORE. Fresh, hot, sexy, stacked and every other adjective you could think of.
What is the miracle of this grain called corn or maize?
Romanian babydolls Arianna Sinn and Lana Ivans say in Part 2 of today’s video that it gives girls big tits. Looking at Arianna and Lana, we would be schmucks to refute their claim. We were reluctant to release this secret information on the SCORELAND Blog for fear it would cause the price of corn to skyrocket worldwide after those sleazy Wall Street futures traders read this.
Czech Republic citizen Sophie also says beer is good for breast growth. But not just any beer, Sophie points out. It should be dark or black lager. The kind a spoon can practically stand up in. There’s something to this beer claim. In Bulgaria, a brew called Bohza lager, based on a traditional Bulgarian drink, is claimed to stimulate boob growth. Popular with the ladies, it’s made from fermented millet or fermented maize. There’s that corn connection again.
In Ukraine, they claim that cabbage stimulates hooter development. We’ll buy that, too, looking at Merilyn and Valory.
No, not the kind of meaningless holiday floats you see in the Pasadena Rose Bowl Parade or the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade but the kind of floats that really mean something. Floats that really float the boats of breast lovers, both guys and girls. Now showing on SCORELAND, Valory and Chica demonstrate some key principles of water displacement. Let’s roll the videotape before that sinking feeling sets in. Diakuju, Valory, and gracias, Chica.
Now’s the time to give a big birthday shout to Toppsy Curvey (Dec. 9), Kerry Marie (Dec. 9), TracI ToppS (Dec. 10), Sheila Grant (Dec. 11), Casey Cleevage (Dec. 12), Angelina Vallem (Dec 12), Kitty Lynxxx (Dec. 12), Becky Sunshine (Dec. 12), Kellei G. (Dec. 12), Bella Blaze (Dec 13) and Carrie Ashton (Dec. 14). Many happy returns, ladies. That’s usually the counter next to customer service.
